We call them rivierkreeft (riverlobster) or rode rivierkreeft (red riverlobster). Its a non-indigenous species thats killing off our european river lobsters because they cant take the fungus your crayfish is carrying. Nature organisation/government people took the effort of catching the remaining original species in order to preserve the species. In the mean time these crayfish are reproducing fast as fuck and they damage plants and are a threat to our dikes.
Some guy who used to catch them for fun kept catching them in the same spot kept hauling in more and more of them. It turns out if you catch the biggest ones the population starts growing even faster. The only way to reduce it is to catch away 75% of the population in a short amount of time around here. He was pulling in insane amounts of crayfish from a small river.
It's not common to eat then around here although people are trying to change it. They are easy to catch, there are a lot of them, you're not going to be able to catch enough of them to wear the population down and even if it happens it would be a good thing. I see them wander around here sometimes but I'm afraid to eat those. There is an old garbage deposit created decades ago but they dumped several kinds of chemicals that are still leaking into the water.
What do you call this in your cunt?
I recon that little cunt is some kind of yabby
when we go fishing in the river we take the shit that's left on the barbie and toss it in a cray pot with half a banger
after 10 minuit we pull it out and it's chockers with yabbies, stupid little cunts all get stuck and start fighting each other for domination of the yabby net
then we throw them in he eszy for a bit then boil em
good with garlic and pepper
near me they paint number s on em and race them, people usually take bets and afterwards he winner buys everyone a drink, all the yabbies are eaten and everyone gets pissed
Wriggle niggly dirt-friend
I used to work at the New England Aquarium. They have this one lobster in one of the backup tank rooms that's 80 fucking years old, 3 feet long, and will eat half it's weight in a day. Because lobsters usually don't live long enough to get that big, they do a lot of research on it. Turns out they measured the crushing force of its big claw and the bastard is strong enough to cut off a man's arm.
Don't fuck with a lobster m8, the snibedisnab is real