Read the rules.
Everyone starts with 20 territories.
Post tripcode, color, alliance name, and whatever you want to call yourself.
It's been approximately 4 months since I've hosted a game so I will be slow.
Seriously though read the fucking rules.
Kingdom of Switzerland
Let the games begin.
Mongol Turks expand west into the -stans
Blood Ravens! It is time to conquer this planet in the name of the God Emperor! The Kingdom of Switzerland has been accused of Heresy by the Inquisition, so we shall swiftly remove it!
Fill me single strip of Ts directly beneath me, then spread eastward into Siberia along the northern border of the map
I'll let you take the south, I'll remain up in the north. If we can form some kind of border, there should be no trouble.
Fancy an NAP for good measure and to ensure the growth of our glorious empires?
Nigger quails is subjective but I'll take it that you mean Germans?
Add your bonus. I included it but only once.
The natives of this planet seem rather hardy, but they can only fall before the might of the Emperor. Sweep them from this world, so the Imperium may claim its just belongings!
Nice trips OP
>stretch west and surround that capital, then use the rest of my roll (if anything) to spread east along the edge of the map as quickly as possible
An alliance it is, southern brother.
More Heresy? This planet is infested. All the more, it must be purged in the name of the Emperor!
NEXT STOP SWITZERLAND
Understood now, thanks. You received 7 points to your roll.
You received 40 points to your roll.
You received 10 points to your roll. Overall you are only able to fend off most of those attacking (47 in total) and as a result lose 37 plots of land.
Taking this into consideration that you wanted to defend from both fronts.
You need more to advance.
I will add your bonus now but please include it in your tripcode.
Bonuses occur after you surround a territory. Your role was to surround the territory thus you won't receive your plus three bonus until the next roll. Also everyone starts automatically with 20.
Put on a tripcode. You also get pink for not following the rules.
I did the best I could.
ONE SPOT LEFT
delet germany if alive if not gill manlet king in swidzerland :Ddd
WE YET LIVE
PUSH INTO NORTHMATHR
Thank you for the well written mupdate, OP, you are a Sir.
Spill my brown seed north toward them sweet california/oregon/washington cuties. fill extra toward filling western/central states.
braise tengri :Ddd
join my european holocaust my asi- nordic friend
hey guys its me madhate your old pal
sorry i cant enter the skype chat, its too crowded with messages and whenever i try to open it my skype crashes
I don't even know Mado tbqh senpai I only joined toward the end of the drama, don't link me to their bullshit.
You received 14 points to your attack on both Swiss Dave (7) and Arty (7). Arty defends all attacks and takes 13 of your territories. You take one of Dave's territories.
You received 11 points to your attack on both Novgorod (6) and Arty (5). Arty defends all attacks. Novgorod takes one of your territories.
You receive 25 points to your defense and attack on Swiss Dave. You defend against the (12) attacking you and push through (13) of Novgorod's/Neutral territories (beelining would occur if I gave you all of his territories). It was a smart move to only attack one nation, otherwise you would be dead.
Put on a trip
Thanks to you as well, Reddit.
5d pali, nice. 30 territories.
fug krauts are pushing back, get some energy back and delet tur- i mean germans :dd
OP pls gib trips
March on Berlin, prioritize taking it at all costs
Leave that one territory next to the capital in Arabia so the Ottomans can take it
Expand east to the Indian subcontinent (india is in the middle east)
i didnt know there were people left that remember Yue
Head directly for DC, please. Attack to get the capital.
Intcraft 12.0 literally when?
I can't contain my autism any longer
also I'd appreciate it if dave could post some rare Daves so I can expand my collection
Stop shitting in my risk thread and fuck off
GERMAN CAPITAL IS NEUTRALIZED DUE TO THE WAR. ARTY IS THE FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED.
Pali = 33 points to attack Arty alone and not to defend. You take 17 of Arty's territory/neutral around his territory but lose 22 territories to Swiss Dave.
22 points to attack Novogorod alone (specify if you disagree in further mupdates). You take all 22 territories since he was focused only on Arty.
16 points (sneaky with the trip) to attack/defend from Novogorod alone. You lose 17 territories in the process and are eliminated.
Add your bonus in your trip.
No trip ,not counted.
You got 11, they got 33, you progressed nowhere, congratulations. No territories lost since they didn't declare war.
No, we're full.
>kingdom of switzerland
sbred atheism there :Ddd
declare war on blue/Viv and try to take DC.
On the horizon, the Extra Frosty Gorilla Horde notice a swathe of purple.
Catching sight of our great allies coming together for battle in the south, we shall mobilise also.
Rolling to cut through the free land between us to reach and attack purple with full force
Annihilate this eastern menace.
I got your back fa.m
16 points to attack Novgorod. Nobody gains anything.
16 points to attack Swiss Dave. Nobody gains anything.
10 points to attack TacoEaterz. Nothing happens.
You charge forward, gaining neutral and purple territory as you push on.
10 points to attack Vivian. Nothing happens.
You obtain all neutral/purple territories that are possible since they have not yet declared an offensive or defensive stance.
The Scandinavian faggot rolled a 5, worth 11 territories, I should have gained 4 territories, gaining the +3 bonus. With that, attack Scandinavians and drive them away from my capital
Invade south-east to the United Nation's border, don't attack him. Make sure to take crossing between canada and greenland.
I have no interest in crossing the Bering Strait into Asia, stay on your side and i'll stay on mine, that's what we agreed on.
rigd in dhe benin :dd
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I dont know who Saki is but Lilly is great
I bet your waifu is shit
You're right, +4 territories to Dave for last mupdate, sorry.
19 points to attack Novgorod, you also now hold the capital.
10 points to attack Dave. You lose 9 territories along with the 4 from last game. You are officially split in two areas.
Pali, nice. 33 to attack TacoEaterz. 19 territories gained.
14 to attack purple. You gain 2 territories.
17 to attack purple. You gain 4 territories.
25 to defend from both attackers, 12 against X and 13 against Alp. You lose 6 territories.
Nice pali. 33.
14 to attack Vivian. 19 territories lost. Capital almost gone.
Emi is also clearly the obvious best girl.
think you both mispelled Maki
GORILLA HORDE CLAIMS THE PURPLE CAPITAL
AT LAST WE ARE AT THE GATES
TAKE THEM DOWN OP
Get fucked Taco Nigger
I summon Trump to Destroy Taco Niggers, spill into Central America if I have anything left
Dam it, rolls just aren't with me today. Attack blue/Viv, please, hoping for quints.
my home in Yue, shortly after i was civilized
tfw this is the oldest /int/craft image i have
rip 3.0 sapmi and Propayne
My home in Palermo, Sicily
19 points, distributed evenly to attack brown.
33 points to defend/attack both green and mother russia. 16/17 split. You gain 3 territories from both nations.
Please reply to my mupdate in the future. 13 points to attack purple. You do not gain any territories. You instead lose 3.
14 points to attack purple. You do not gain any territories. You instead lose 3.
You only have +3 on this mupdate because you didn't fully conquer the capital, sorry. 25 to attack TacoEaterz.
Dubs are close enough. 28 points to attack Vivian, you gain 3 territories.
33, attack on TacoEaterz gains you neutral territories and as much of their territory as possible. You have successfully destroyed TacoEaterz.
Quitceding was banned after first mupdate, you are officially neutral territory and you have given up your claim, thus I will consider you "suicide."
Mupdates should now come faster with two more nations gone. I also only count the rolls that reply to my post. If you make corrections I most likely will not look at them before I edit the map, sorry. Get it right the first time.
Despite having a +3 bonus, and rolling a high number, and Scandinavia NOT EVEN ROLLING, I gained an amount of tiles equal to ZERO
ROLL TO expand west to Iberia
19 points to attack both Green and Red. That's a 9/10 split. You lose both battles and 9 territories along with your bonus claim on the capital.
10 points to attack purple. You gain 1 territory.
19 points given rightly to you now.
17 points to attack purple. You gain 8 territories.
38 territories to attack brown and expand to Iberia. You destroyed Novgorod.
Mexican capital acquired.
Purple no longer has plus 3 as he isn't surrounding the capital.
Rolling to hold my line but expand no further south. If I roll higher with my bonus and roll than purple, use spills instead to spread north east I to unoccupied lands.
We are allied. Together we will crush you.
Being opportunistic isn't a bad thing, I was simply playing the game. As for wanting his loot, I'm only facilitating him being able to gain it.
With me by his side, you're easier to beat.
My roll counters purple. We both rolled 9. So I gain 6 Ts. As I said in my roll, use those 6Ts after holding the border to expand north east into free land
Also PLEASE CEDE THE 3 TERRITORIES ABOVE THE CAPITAL that I own to my green ally. Those three only. Just so he gets the bonus
I'll give you the highlighted T's, that way you can still get to Europe and we can have peace.
10 to attack purple. You gain 2 territories.
16 (no bonus) to defend and attack red/green. 8/8 split
I expanded you into Newfoundland for approximately 7 territories since that seems to be your main priority and you didn't specify spill.
Welcome back. Can't cross the ocean without boats so you have to follow the dark red, sorry.
22 to attack purple. You gain 14 territories and also the capital. Handle the capital business between each other and then decide on it next mupdate because I can't follow your decisions.
FIXED TO MAKE YOU BOTH HAPPY GODDAMN REDISTRIBUTED EVERYTHING FUCK.
Nice 69 OP
Rolling to spread as far south into japan as possible, eradicating purple lands and turning them burgundy
For the gorilla horde
Hope you like the capital, green brother.
Use its bonus well.
22 points to attack purple.
PURPLE GIVES UP DEFENSES, ATTEMPTS TO FLEE. Gains 11 neutral territories. Remove your bonus u faglord.
Since he allowed you to without resistance but already made his move, I am having you take his territories without him displacing them elsewhere.
Thanks. You gain all land since Purple is a pussy ass bitch.
Since Red already moved, you are not met with any resistance.
Not met with any resistance.
Too late I spilled where I wanted since you didn't initially clarify.
>take Russian capital
>make Russia weaker
>help Green and Purple
>profit with capital bonus
>get to Madagascar with new bonus
>rape everything in my way
I just want the capital. I can help to broker peace if things get too out of hand with the others I suppose
Reclaim my western capital, but attack pink no further.
Put extra lands into filling unclaimed lands to the northwest next to orange.
You didn't help green. You did the opposite. He's my ally and we were fighting purple together.
I'm taking my capital back if you don't mind, with Madagascar our number of capitals is equal anyway. It is fair.
After I've taken the capital, I want an NAP please. I don't want to fight you.
19 points to invade neutral/pink.
You go through red to get there. Oops.
I mean you can't just magically cross the ocean wherever you want, only where the red lines are connecting land. Think of them as sexy bridges.
You have 3 more territories left to fill, where do you want to spill next mupdate?
I've officially decided to end my campaign, and am commiting sudoku in the ritual of the ancient Mongol Turks
The Seljuk empire crumbles after Alp Arslan's death
Don't bother with pink. Rolling to fill in the north western Ts, then spills south along orange border.
I'll leave you alone. You can have that capital. Dont attack me any further though.
If you weren't a newfag in risk you would see how this game has clearly only 2, very specific outcomes possible, in both cases I'm killed, and there's no fun in boringly post "roll to defend and counter attack" in sequence for 1 hour
Pali to attack Swiss for 36.
Expanding randomly then.
Orange is officially neutral territory.>>53843978
Again, if you weren't retarded you would see the point is not "I might lose". Risk is a game of rolls and bonuses, and the only chance I had of winning was rolling palindromes or better 5 times in a row. Come back when you've played risk for 3 years
>implying I said it takes skills
The fact it doesn't take skills is exactly why I can tell you I cannot win this game. It's literally elementary math. You are not risking, you are playing a babby tier game allying with a strong bonus country. Playing risk like if you had balls would have meant engaging me in a 1vs1. I would've played that
And again damn
One more tile left
So you're just going to quit like that instead of fighting?
OP power passed on to you. Have fun salvaging this wussass game.
Grab green capital in the east
Grab pink capital in the west
Spills>push south into green
Also please correct that random light green T in the middle of me and green. It was mine.
Hey man, how do I go about personalising my tripcode?
I've looked it up and stuff but the only way seems to be to pay for some bundle alongside a free download
Care to explain the process?