tfw no french gf

>>53812453
swedish women are more or less the same

they both wear blankets over themselves

>>53812498
I'm Latvian though

>>53812498
HAHAHAHA OH WOW

SWEDEN YOU GOT #REKT SON!!!!

AUSSIE BANTER M8!!!!HAHAHAH OH WOOE MHG WHY R AUDSIES DO FUNNY MANNN LMAOOOO

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Some days I'm an Adele kind of guy, other days I'm a Lea guy - either way I'm a french girl kind of guy

>>53812453
>french
>not arab

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What car company would be the best to compare the French woman to?

>>53812529
>indian
>his sense of humour are just as good as his streets

>>53812575
what a typically American thing to say

>>53812453
Iktf

>>53812575

Alfa Romeo

>>53812529
There are plenty of streets Pahjeet, no need to shit up the thread.

>>53812857
THIS THREAD IS NOW DESIGNATED

>>53812575
Volkswagen

>>53812857
Kek

I'm here baby

>>53812979
Pls b in nizza

>>53812979
y-you too

>>53812979
KANSAS CITY
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>>53812979

Hey, Frenchfag, how hard is it to learn your silly frog language?

>>53813539
As a slavshit, you're bound to have a terrible accent speaking french.

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>>53813732

That's a silly prejudice you got there, you cheese eating surrender monkey. Why would I have a terrible accent?

>>53813886
It's not against you, friendly kebab remover, just know that I'm in slav studies, and I never witnessed a single slav with a decent french accent.

Learn it though, France is a pretty cool country desu

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>>53814009

Yeah, I wanna visit Alsace, Bretagne and several other areas in France, before it all goes to shit.

Plus, I really like how your language just rolls off the tongue. Sadly, the only options here for learning French, outside of actual foreign language schools, is either private tutoring, knowing a Frenchie willing to teach you or using one of those language learning websites, like Duolingo.

>>53814086
>before it all goes to shit

That's sadly true senpai.
I don't know Alsace, but lived 10 years in Bretagne. Pretty nice place, gotta love the sea, forests and bad weather.

The south west is really great also, if you like the countryside. Places like Collonges La Rouge, villages like Turenne, it's great.

It's really expensive though, compared to eastern europe.

Duolingo, is a good option. My advice would be to meet some dude in Duolingo or Tandem, and once you know him enough, go in France at his place, or invite him in Serbia.

It's how I learn most of my russian, and most recently my ukrainian ( yeah well. ).

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>>53814339

>It's really expensive though, compared to eastern europe.

That's not a problem, given that I overall live frugally and spend little money in general, so I tend to hoard up for when I want to do something purely for myself.

>The south west is really great also, if you like the countryside. Places like Collonges La Rouge, villages like Turenne, it's great.

Yeah, I asked around on /int/ once before about what places in France would be nice to visit for purely tourist purpose, and Alsace got mentioned a lot, especially its Christmas markets.

>Duolingo, is a good option. My advice would be to meet some dude in Duolingo or Tandem, and once you know him enough, go in France at his place, or invite him in Serbia.

That's certainly an idea. I'll try Duolingo then and this Tandem thing, though I don't know what it is, because I learn better when talking with actual people who speak the language as opposed to learning from books or programs of any sort.

By the way, what made you take an interest in Russian and Ukranian? Seems kind of an odd thing for a Frenchman to learn.

>>53814339
Vocaroo your Russian pls

>>53812536
>>53812575
more adele pls

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>>53815720

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>>53815720
>Error: You must wait 3 minutes 43 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

>tfw never noticed eva green had big boobs before lea seydoux made a statment on it
>tfw cursed to be an ass guy

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>>53816047

How exactly do you miss these?

>>53816276
>tfw no eva green gf

>>53816224
Putain les deux frappes interstellaires. Je les dévore.

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>>53812453
Give swedish gf.
Damn instead of giving your girls to shitskins we should reproduce, that would make the perfect race.

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>>53817230
>>53812519

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>>53817553

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>>53817230
>Not posting the ultimate swedish grill

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>>53817850
>Not posting the ultimate swedish grill

>>53817125
they didn´t show this scene on tv
thx to everbody posting

>>53817230
look at those slanted eyes mongol 100% comfirmed!!!!!

>>53817850
horrible jaw and brown eyes, 0/5

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>>53817966
Not even the hottest scene of the movie

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JDIMSA

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>tfw no beurette gf

lol just kidding keep your shitskins

>>53812453
I could have sworn French people were dark skinned

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>>53818058
tfw she looks like the qt i spent summer with

>>53818029
thx friend.
mfw no gf, ever, ever.

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>>53818194

>>53818058
>>53818194
>>53818447

That's not a French girl.

That's a Jew.

>>53812519
>Latvia

privyet))

>>53812979
Fuck off FWG

>>53818581
Léa is Jewish too and she's French

Adéle has a Greek grandfather

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>>53818626
cigareta est'?)))

>>53818029
>>53817125
what is this degenerate shit?
/int/ is a wholesome christian board please delete this

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:3

>>53817850
disgusting
>>53817553
mediocre
>>53817637
goddess

>>53818058
>>53818447
>>53818194
reminds me so much of a turkish girl I know

>>53815942
why do french people eat with their mouths open?

>>53822614
Because it's hot. Eating in many European cultures is basically foreplay.

>>53823254
>>53823254
I'm watching the movie right now and everyone fucking eats like this.

she does, her dad does, her mum does, her "bf" does and she does again when eating a kebab.

>>53823435
Well French are very sexually liberated people

>>53823484
how is it sexual i dont get iiiiiiiiiiiit

>>53823484
SHE'S EATING CHOCOLATE IN BED WITH HER MOUTH OPEN

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>>53823498

>>53823561
THE FUCKERS ARE AT IT AGAIN.

a table of people NOM NOM NOM fuck this shit mang

>>53823561
>she eats with a knife and fork
>still licks her fingers
why

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>>53824075
>>53824118
haha

>>53812886
Underrated post desu

>>53823484
I'm sexually very virgin.

>>53825307
Don't give up ;)

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>french model

>>53824939
>>53825301
Sauce on set, senpai?

Why does Lea make my dick so hard

Is 20 too old to learn french? I've loved France since my parents took me there as a kid and if I over go back I don't want to look too stupid

>>53825647
>American
>"I don't want to look too stupid"
But no. Do you think it's only possible to learn a language when you're a child?

>>53825839
I've always been told languages are harder to learn the older you get, and even now my spanish is horrible after taking like 4 years of classes. But I hardly gave a fuck about spanish

>>53825501
Marie Claire France 2015

>>53825839

It's not impossible, but it gets harder with age. Studies show the best time is early childhood, and if you're over 25 you probably shouldn't bother.

>>53825351
I don't really care s e n p a i but thanks

>>53812453
no the french are the most degenerate people
their women are even more degenerate
look at the statistics for infidelity inf france
she'll cheat on you for sarif the refugee and give you an sti

>>53825950
Just go for it, no point in going "well I can't" before you've even begun.

>>53825968
>and if you're over 25 you probably shouldn't bother.
Yeah might as well quit trying to learn anything knew when you're older than 25. Oh wait, maybe if you have an IQ higher than 85 you might actually be able to learn something.

>>53826043
French women don't like shitskins.

They only get the bottom of the basket aka trashy girls

Every time I see one with a white gf, she's pig disgusting and wonder how he cope with it.

>>53825785
You've posted a lot of feet, I like that.
Who has the better feet ?

>>53818685
her ear is fucking tiny

>>53826814
adorable right?

>>53826609
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/01/14/french-more-accepting-of-infidelity-than-people-in-other-countries/
http://www.businessinsider.com/study-says-french-most-likely-to-cheat-and-forgive-a-cheater-2015-6
she'll still cheat just not with sarif then

>>53827228
I'm French, would never cheat and would dump my gf without looking back if she ever did.

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>>53812453
I feel your pain, OP.

>>53828032
>im french
this>>53825464
kind of french?

>>53828830
they're sexy mouth breathers

>>53830160
6'1 dark-haired blue-eyed latin-german kind of french

>>53830249
last of a dying breed eh?

>>53830881
Don't live by the memes, dude.
It's very far from being this bad

>>53830160
he's on 4chan so he's probably this type of french
>>53825307

i need lea's titties in my mouth

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>tfw no jew hoarding, cow milking, father obeying, nazi lying, dress wearing french gf.

>>53817125
>on her back
>moaning even though nothing is happening to her
>she's basically giving the girl a handjob

Why can't lesbians just admit that they're boring?

>>53832788
ask /lgbt/. "lesbian bed death" and other aspects of lesbian sex are part of a major inferiority complex for lesbians. They either say that it is a vicious rumor and claim (lie) that lesbians have more sex than straight women, or they blame political lesbians (heterosexual women who live as lesbians to avoid men).