what's the best language to get absolutely FUCKING

>>53812259
German.

>>53812259
German.

>>53812259
Arabic.

Mandarin.

German or Finnish.
Angry arabic or english is just funny.

>>53812259
Chinese and Korean.

Serbian

Danish

Arabic.

German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSl4mFw4GDo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGXlb-clqoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQncDR_fAIw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ_s1sxIXr0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Myp2HFkX_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izF3aIhNLCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRcSXqkKbPY

German

>>53812902
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SWMAQYQf0

>>53815279
>>53812527
sorry

For men: German
for women: Spanish

There is nothing as scary as a furious spanish girl rattling and pointing at you

German

>>53812259
Portuguese

>>53815529
rare

But eh not really.

>>53812902
ANUUUUUUUUUU

>>53812902
holy shit

Osaka dialect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyN8nvxNh60

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNs_GRproo

>>53812259
German, without a doubt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5CIHGRrtCc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dVUwxtE7C8

Polish obviously. From romantic poems, qts speaking softly to barbarian curses. Perfect language.

>>53816984
>kurwa every two words

almost as bad as russian cyka blyat

>>53817017
Because with one kurwa you can describe everything. Not even english "fuck" can compete.

>>53815529
>>53815691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gNqCxaZUJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3SwIdMqU4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wC1uxlF-DI

any language that isn't english probably

>>53812259
Gypsy french

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bt0OU9PSO4

Sweet sweet unusual flavourish vernacular

>>53815791
>watching japs chimping out

weird feel

>>53815882
what the fuck did i watch

>>53817076
That just makes it worse.

"Kurwa kurwa pitrivecz you kurwa"
Or "fucking fuckfuck, shit, fuck"
Doesn't sound as good as "VERFICKTE SCHEISSE, DU BEHINDERTER HURENSOHN HAST MAL WIEDER DEN GANZEN SCHEISS RUINIERT, HAST DU EIGENTLICH NEN SCHADEN, ODER BIST DU VON DIR AUS SO'N BEHINDERTER KLEINER WICHSER?! MIR PLATZT HIER GLEICH NE ADER! WENN NICHT DEINE HÄSSLICHE FRATZE IN 5 MINUTEN AN DEINEM VERSIFFTEN SCHEISS SCHREIBTISCH SEHE, FLIEGST DU ACHTKANTIG RAUS!! VERDAMMT NOCHMAL!!"
And I'm not even about the message, I mean the way it's said
I mean, let's make up Kankerputzlhobenstank.
It's not a word. Why does it seem german? Because it's pronounced very rough and mercilessly thanks to germans using a shit ton of k, t, and s. Sharp letters.

serbian

>>53819120
reported for nazism

>>53819120
I love the sound of German t.bh anyways

I'd try to learn it but it won't do me any good here in texas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE7KS9pGFok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlfa1pYUE3U

>>53812259
German or Russian

>>53819298
I admire how you resisted the urge to say "I'm from Texas and I love the sound of German"

>>53812259
German, not because you sound much different, but the implication.

gerrmony, rossosia

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>>53820128
>the implication.

German

Italian

Kia strangaĵo, ke vi diras esperantlingve ke vi ne parolas esperanton. Mi unue pensis, ke vi esperantigis nacilingvan frazon per la Google-tradfkilo, sed tiu uzas la supersignojn. La fakto, ke vi anstataŭigas la ĉ per cx, kiel ekkutimis la esperantistojn kiam interreto nur akceptis la ASCII-kodaron, igas min pensi ke vi fakte estas ŝercema esperantisto.

>>53812259
An old friend told me that swearing in Russian is quite fun because you can just string lots of swear words together in a sentence to form an insult.

>>53812259
Incoherent

Any other choice is inferior

>>53812259

German

>>53812259
https://youtu.be/hR6HgeeZ8fk?t=1m49s
kinski had some dank moments

>>53820258
>DA PIPI ESSO NUN COLIO DE PASSA, GERALDO!! SI NE DECUANI A LARGIA DI KAPO!!
sounds more funny desu

>>53820333
It's an art.

>>53820333
same in polish 2bh

the beauty of slavic languages

>>53812259
English

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>downloading at 250kbps

>>53820916
two times as fast as me lad

>not swissgerman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vdvHbPNoA

>>53821598
Honestly sounds a lot better than Germangerman family

>>53812259
Ублюдoк, мaть твoю, a нy иди cюдa гoвнo coбaчьe, peшил кo мнe лeзть? Tы, зacpaнeц вoнючий, мaть твoю, a? Hy иди cюдa, пoпpoбyй мeня тpaхнyть, я тeбя caм тpaхнy yблюдoк, oнaниcт чepтoв, бyдь ты пpoклят, иди идиoт, тpaхaть тeбя и вcю ceмью, гoвнo coбaчьe, жлoб вoнючий, дepьмo, cyкa, пaдлa, иди cюдa, мepзaвeц, нeгoдяй, гaд, иди cюдa ты - гoвнo, ЖOПA!

>>53821746

Agreed - Russian is best for getting angry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wdazx2YHok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaTG_p-_KGk

>>53821746
You motherfucker, come on you little ass… fuck with me, eh? You fucking little asshole, dickhead cocksucker…You fuckin' come on, come fuck with me! I'll get your ass, you jerk! Oh, you fuckhead motherfucker! Fuck all you and your family! Come on, you cocksucker, slime bucket, shitface turdball! Come on, you scum sucker, you fucking with me? Come on, you asshole!!!

>>53815791
OORRAAA ORA ORAAAAAAA

german, always german

>>53821598
It only gets better with german dialects, doesn't it? Especially Austrian and Swiss german is just awesome.

>>53815791
it's like playing yakuza

obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4QcVdtbK_w

>>53812259
Afrikaans

>>53816984
Kurwa kurwa kek

>>53815791
Must be yakuzas.

Chinese.should be chinese

>>53815791
Rice bowl punch up

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>>53812259
roman dialect


che cazzo hai detto su de me, burino demmerda? ma o sai che me so graduato pe pprimo ner mi corso de a forgore, e ho partecipato a na cifra de raid contro a mafia, e c'ho più de 300 uccisioni confermate? so n'fottio de robba su a guerra de gorilla e sor mejo cecchino dell'esercito itagliano. N'sei artro che n'artro bersaglio ner mirino. te manno dar creatore co na precisione che n'hai mai visto, mortacci tua. pensi de potettene annà in giro pell'internet e di cazzate der genere su de me e pensà de risvejatte domani? n'credo proprio, fijo de na mignotta.
mentre scrivo sto a contattà l'amici mia e avemo beccato l'IP tuo, preparate ar peggio, minchione. te scatenamo l'inferno peggio de russel crowe e 300. posso esse ovunque, sempre, e posso sdrumatte in 700 modi diversi, e pure solo cor casco. non solo me so imparato a sdrumà coi caschi, ma posso pure piatte a catenate, e te ce cancello daa faccia de sto monno, troione. se o sapevi a che stavi annà n'contro nu o facevi o sborone. ma nu o sapevi, nu hai fatto, e mo so cazzi tua. te sdereno e te faccio magnà da li zingari, manco l'ossa te ripiano, sei crepato.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB0WshMmXws
Russian&Turkish blend

Russian.
You sound like you're swearing even when you aren't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyVMiE7jAJo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcqolxj5t8s
I'm addicted to this angry Korean girl's speaking.

>>53826468
roman dialect is good just for pleb's jokes
>facce ride

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If you've ever been verbally assaulted by a Dane, then you'd know it's Danish.

Nothing like being yelled at by someone with a potato stuck in their throat

>>53812259
german

even if people are just talking normally in german i feel like they are planning a genocide or something

>>53828240
>If you've ever been verbally assaulted by a Dane, then you'd know it's Danish.
I have, I couldn't stop laughing
He got even madder, but he's not a physical kind of guy so he just started to yell even louder
I ended up having to ask him to stop (in sign language) because I couldn't breathe anymore and thought I was gonna die

scary day

>>53820540
Don't understimate the possibile amount of profanities Italian language can conjure

>>53828874
It's literally unlimited in German due to the way German words and the combination of them works

>>53828874
>>53829037
Please, guys, we have the juron language.
Low-class, high-brow, we invent some on a daily basis.

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>>53820916

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slav languages, we've got too many swear words

>tfw every third word is a swear word even when trying to be polite

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>>53812259
That would ofc be finnish or german

>>53815378
This

>>53812259
Hungarian.

Fuckloads of swearwords you can mix inbetween>>53812259

German because Hitler.

greek desu

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>>53828240
Så knepper vi dem..

>>53812259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvdyRWu0400

lel, swedish teacher vs cocky immigrant shit

Tired staff sergeant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61JwL61wl1w

>>53835360
I'd like to hear this, examples pls.

>>53812527
He is one of the most famous German guy in our country, in some reason.

>>53836607
*guys