/balk/ - we wuz kings and sheit edition
in which we complain how cold it is an how much show there's outside
>Чл. 121. (Изм. - ДB, бp. 103 oт 2004 г., в cилa oт 1.01.2005 г.) Зa yбийcтвo нa тoкy-щo poдeнa poжбa c чyдoвищeн вид винoвният poдитeл ce нaкaзвa c лишaвaнe oт cвoбoдa дo eднa гoдинa или c пpoбaция.
It is reasoned that you are shocked after your child is born freaky, so the punishment for killing it is typically only symbolic, and sometimes not at all.
This only works if you kill it immediately after birth, though, and only if its born in your fucking house or something, not in a hospital, since there you'd be committing many more crimes to do so.
Basically a medieval law and I have no idea how it was updated in 2005.
There is so much wrong with this map.
How is Russia not formed yet? How did the Ottomans lose? Where is Muscovy, Poland, Lithuania?
My games never work out that way, its always either France, Ottomans or Muscovy or later Scandinavia, blobbing hard.
By definition, cannibalism is the nonconsensual consumption of another human's body matter.
Thus its illegal, since it would involve murder or other body harm.
If its consensual, its not cannibalism by the legal definition of the term.
>"Пopнoгpaфcки мaтepиaл" e нeпpиличeн, нeпpиeмлив или нecъвмecтим c oбщecтвeния мopaл мaтepиaл, кoйтo изoбpaзявa oткpитo ceкcyaлнo пoвeдeниe. Зa тaкoвa ce пpиeмa пoвeдeниe, кoeтo изpaзявa peaлни или cимyлиpaни пoлoви cнoшeния мeждy лицa oт cъщия или paзличeн пoл, coдoмия, мacтypбaция, ceкcyaлeн caдизъм или мaзoхизъм, или пoхoтливo пoкaзвaнe нa пoлoвитe opгaни нa лицe.
Зaкoнa, Чл. 159.
>(1) Кoйтo cъздaвa, излaгa, пpeдcтaвя, излъчвa, пpeдлaгa, пpoдaвa, дaвa пoд нaeм или пo дpyг нaчин paзпpocтpaнявa пopнoгpaфcки мaтepиaл, ce нaкaзвa c лишaвaнe oт cвoбoдa дo eднa гoдинa и глoбa oт хилядa дo тpи хиляди лeвa.
>(2) Кoйтo paзпpocтpaнявa чpeз интepнeт пopнoгpaфcки мaтepиaл, ce нaкaзвa c лишaвaнe oт cвoбoдa дo двe гoдини и глoбa oт хилядa дo тpи хиляди лeвa.
>(3) Кoйтo излaгa, пpeдcтaвя, пpeдлaгa, пpoдaвa, дaвa пoд нaeм или пo дpyг нaчин paзпpocтpaнявa пopнoгpaфcки мaтepиaл нa лицe, нeнaвъpшилo 16 гoдини, ce нaкaзвa c лишaвaнe oт cвoбoдa дo тpи гoдини и глoбa дo пeт хиляди лeвa.
Taкa чe чaлгa клипoвeтe cъщo ca нeзaкoнни, кaктo и пoлвинaтa хoливyдcки филми.
I didn't want to blob more than I already have so instead I did a lot of meddling, plus being defender of the faith allowed me to be called to war against pretty much any non-catholic in europe
i don't see anything about owning it or viewing it tho.. just distributing it
i'm not aware how much our government agencies spy on our online / computer activities. tho i do remember reports of foreigners being busted for irl cp in bulgaria (online)
Sharing a link on Skype or uploading a gif on 4chan is distributing pornography.
And because of the legal definition of pornography in Bulgaria, sharing a music video also qualifies, and is also illegal.
In fact uploading a lewd/suggestive picture on Facebook is also distributing pornography in legal terms.
kek, I thought they removed conversion by religious rebels tho
Bulgaria popped up by itself via rebels enforcing demands after Austria beat the ottomans. They took a large chunk of land by themselves while the ottomans were bankrupt. This was all without me doing anything. I only allied them to clean up their borders
Austria pretty much had all the netherlands region, rhineland, south germany and the balkans but after a bad war where they lost all their manpower they became revolutionary. So I had a cb on them which allowed me to release nations from them for no diplo cost and very small warscore cost (entirety of hungary was like 20% or something like that)
There have been very, very few EU changes to our laws. In fact I think Bulgaria is the only country in the EU where sharing pornography is illegal, and with such tight laws on what qualifies as pornography. These are our own stupid laws, lad.
yeah they don't convert land anymore but all of my land was already catholic (save for one province) so I could accept demands within the same month I converted to turn into Prussia for their ideas
Lieutenant General Eleutherios Sinadenos, Member of the European Parliament and member of the Golden Dawn, answers to the provocative statements of his fellow Bulgarian MEP, regarding our naming dispute with FYROM.
"Mr. Dzhambazki, I carefully heard your delirium speech that took place at Skopje on the 10th of January 2016, on the right of Skopje to name their country as they wish and that Sofia is the biggest city of Makedonia. I should remind you that when Bulgaria joined European Union in 2007 happened with the support of Hellas. It happened though we knew your exact positions, from the time that you were a Soviet Union΄s satellite country, which were to build a Great Bulgaria and to access the Aegean Sea. Whenever I read history, back when I was a pupil, I had criticised all the bad things Vasilleios B' (also known as Bulgar Slayer) Emperor of Byzantine had done to Bulgarians, but now I give him the rightful cause".
do people cook food in bread in your country
looks delicious tho
I have heard of certain attempts from a глaвeн acиcтeнт in SU some years ago related to designing a framework for gypsy grammatical principles, but didn't receive support from academia nor from gypsy lords.
No, because we can afford bowls you dirty savages
>we claim our rightfull territories on /poo/ general
Come on cunts >>53813642
Who the fuck is this Toni you balks keep calling me
>mfw I've reached a level of shitposting that even my own can't identify me
ebalo si e maikata
>captcha: select all bodies of water
>three right options, all seas
WE WUZ TRI AND SHIET
who gives a shit about that place lmao
but I have other plant for you, I'll vassalize ragusa and feed it balkan provinces and form a proto-yugoslavia with bulgaria and albania :^)
ottomans ally the west regularly these days, when did this change happen
Half the time I see them allied to bohemia or something
just give me some banica and boza you cuck
Str8 from leddit
>Greek police forced a smuggler to kneel before the body bags of the children before sending him to prison
>le turk smuggler faec
not even that anon but kill it with fire
it's better and cleaner to drop that shit entirely
>being a good goy by using Google, DDG or other jewish search engines
>not using Yandex as your primary search engine and mail service
stop being good goys
meh S can be discarded and switched with З, no real biggie
the ќ and ѓ are soft versions of к and г
џ = дж
in other words
soft consonant =/= hard consonant which justifies having a separate letter for it
>been Skopje, the capital of FYROM for like 20 years
>before that was the turkish crossroads town of Üsküb for over 500 years
Yeah, I am very surprised there are mosques in it. How interesting. I cant explain it.
An example of an ideally phonemic orthography is the Serbian language. In the Serbian Cyrillic alphabet there are thirty graphemes each uniquely corresponding to one of thirty phonemes. Ideal phonemic orthography was achieved in the 19th century when Serbian linguist Vuk Karadzic reformed the Cyrillic alphabet and presented it to the public with a phrase "Write as you speak, read as it is written" (Piši kao što govoriš, čitaj kako je napisano/Пиши кao штo гoвopиш, читaј кaкo јe нaпиcaнo). A perfect phonemic orthography makes reading and writing of Serbian language very easy to learn.
albanians, gypsies are harmless, albos are muslim gypsies on steroids
actually the serbs destroyed a lot of em after the liberation from ottomans, grujo built a few but theres like 20 mosques, 50 churches now a days
because we can
why гјyбpe instead of гјoбpe
Ю = J right
>mfw I just realize that we:
>borrow history from Greece and Bulgaria
>borrow alphabet from Serbia
Is Makke the biggest soup country in teh world?
I just checkeд Vuk Stefanović Karadžić's
wikipedia page. We would be using some even funkier moonrunes if he never did the reform lel.
He added: J ј, Љ љ, Њ њ, Ћ ћ, Ђ ђ и Џ џ and removed:
Ѥ ѥ (јe) Ѣ, ѣ (јaт) I ї (и) Ы ы (и) Ѵ ѵ (и) Ѹ ѹ (y) Ѡ ѡ (o) Ѧ ѧ (eн) Я я (јa)
Ю ю (јy) Ѿ ѿ (oт) Ѭ ѭ (јyc) Ѳ ѳ (т) S s (дз) Щ щ (шч) Ѯ ѯ (кc) Ѱ ѱ (пc) Ъ ъ (твpди пoлyглac) Ь ь(мeки пoлyглac)
and in the end he got btfo'd by the russians which he considered subhuman lol
Hey there, /balk/.
Awww so comfy snow white winter so comfy blanked around myself comfy ~~~~
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES COMFY FAGS
YOU BROUGHT THIS WEATHER ON US
YOU AND YOUR PAGAN SACRIFICES
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>they recruited mudslimes from all corners of the world
The only muslims that served in the Waffen SS were:
Albanians, Bosniaks, Tatars, Azeris and Caucasians
I don't know about you but that doesn't constitute all corners of the world for me.
Not to mention as the war progressed the criteria for serving there was ever more relaxed because they simply needed cannon fodder not because of some alliance or admiration as you imply.
good post, it really brings /balk/ together
>He is blabbering about himself and how successfull he was invading France in front of people that already now that shit instead of focusing on the Russian raping Wermacht
Great leader my ass
>they also viewed russians as lower than those mudslimes
germans are the subhumans, that's why they lost and now they're importing arabs to breed them
slavs were the "lowest tier" in his "race ranking" list because he was a retard and also a meth addict who shat himself 24/7
Not to be the devil's advocate, but the conversation starts with "oh shit we fucked up", including him saying personally "i fucked up, i didnt know this"/
Then he realizes that maybe, or another person enters the room, and a bit of "well i fucked up, but you know i'm good for it normally, remember that one time...".
So he isnt boasting, more like he is saying that things are shit now, but thats not him being bad, its just a slip and we'll be back on track soon, because he is good for it.
Understandable human behavior. He was only a person, after all.
>slavs were the "lowest tier" in his "race ranking" list
>not the Jews
The chief "racial theorist" of the Nazis was Alfred Rosenberg. He himself considered Slavs such as Ukies and Russians, although lesser than Germans, to also be "Aryans" thus not subhuman as you imply. That Hitler ignored this is another thing.
You are simply posting stuff in black and white pov, which isn't how things were and are.
Bulgaria invaded Rumelia and annexed it.
The Ottomans couldnt intervene, because they didnt have the army, but they said they'd support a Serbian invasion of Bulgaria to stop this annexation.
The Serbians asked Austria, who was their master at the time, and Austria said she too supports the war effort, and allowed Serbian invasion of Bulgaria.
The invasion went bad, and a counter invasion of Bulgaria into Serbia began. Austria and the Ottomans started mobilizing and said they'd invade if Bulgaria didnt cease, so the war ended.
>We decided to unite with Southern Rumelia (an autonomous state on the Ottoman Empire, basically modern-day southern Bulgaria)
>Everyone was expecting the Turks to attack us so the entire army was on the eastern border
>Serbia sees this as a Casus Beli to invade us, het more land and severely weaken us
>Doesn't work and the bulgarians win
fast-forward to modern day
>FUCK U SURB SHIT BACKSTABBING HAHAHAHA KOSOVA BEST FRIEND U LIKE NOKIA ALWAYS GET SMALLER
>The main Bulgarian advantage was the strong patriotic spirit and morale, as well as the feeling among the men that they were fighting for a just cause. The same could not be said about the Serbs. Their King had misled them in his manifest to the army, telling the Serbian soldiers that they were being sent to help the Bulgarians in their war against Turkey.
No, basically our government saw a chance to get more clay and went for it, and as a result your government saw a chance to get more clay and went for it.
And Austria was there with a stick to make sure we dont kill ourselves.
Wars are fought between governments, not between people. You really should stop thinking of nations fighting each other. It doesnt work that way. Governments declare war, not nations.
To contain Bulgarian unification and influence in the Balkans at the expense of Serbia and others, I think, similar to German Unification in the 19th century. Le Prussia of the Balkans.
>tfw began to smoke a pack a day so as Serbia wouldn't be infront of us
It used to be 1-2 euro in Greece just a few years ago. Now it's 4+.
>this thread and every /balk/ thread every made can be summarized in the following 3 phrases:
t. turk rapebabies
Romanians that are eually hated by everyone :(
БУГAPКA ЏEПAPOШКA: Кpaдeлa пaциeнти вo Клинички цeнтap Cкoпјe
diaspora is excluded because some of them (including you) are pretty based
AXXAAXAXAXAX nice MEME mate, le 2011 is here again wow
please Boogarian, go drown in the black sea
>that fucking mad
holy shit Stavros
you're going to pop a vein, man
We really should've adopted something like pic related instead of that crap.
I mean, fuck the sun.
we hate ourselves too
>having a shit ton of ships owned by Greek magnates
>having a strategic point in the Mediterranean
>not doing anything about it
>be indebted af
Borders of Europe, as decided by natural obstacles like rivers and mountains, and adjusted to make some political sense.
would you move to scotland,balk?
When I was in school a paper bag pack of 10 cigs used to cost as much as one Batman chewing gum, or two Turbo chewing gums.
They were no brand cigs, directly from the town's tobacco company (manufactury? factory?) but they were the same stuff that got put in boxes and sold abroad, so who cares.
Tried some, was a cool kid for a few months, got tired of the smell, quit. Never touched them since.
>republic so not cucked by a monarch
>uses € and doesn't suffer from a special snowflake syndrome
>less mudslimes than bongistan
>sizable polish diaspora so I can find a qt slavfu
we were gaining more clay from east rumelia, which was bulgarian and had bulgarians movements
meanwhile serbia was flat out invading us
not only that, it was also uncalled for. i can understand if it happened after the 2nd balkan war, but it was before that
>pound is one of the best currencies in the world, much better than the shitty euro
The sovereign state of Bulgaria invaded the sovereign state of Rumelia. It was an invasion.
The sovereign nation of Serbia invaded the sovereign nation of Bulgaria. That too was an invasion.
Both are the same thing, invading your neighboring country to take control over their land and people.
If anything, the Serbian invasion was more justified, since it was both a reaction against an existing invasion, and it was consulted with and approved by the local police figures, Austria and the Ottomans.
Yes, the Serbian invasion was less successful, but it was "morally", by the morals of the time at least, superior, better justified and more righteous.
and? precisely the reason its shit is because its shared, and its supposed to be for every european, was supposed to be, BUT IT BECAME SO SHIT THAT THE WISE COUNTRIES REFUSED TO ADOPT IT, it's ridiculous for the UK to downgrade from the strong pound to a shitty crumbling debt-ridden euro
the euro is definitely a minus, but yeah I like Ireland too even tho theres just as comfy places in the UK
Exports account for almost half of Europe’s gross domestic product, compared with less than a fifth of U.S. and Japanese GDP.
A lower euro synergies with that, it helps growth and fights inflation. A 5 percent decline in the euro’s exchange rate lifts GDP by 0.3% and inflation by 0.5%.
Basically, stop trying to make economics as simple as looking at exchange rates.
no you know nothing you moron, GBP is way better than the euro was or will be, the fact that some countries with good economies use it means nothing
but you can't claim the pound is a worse currency than the euro, because it just isn't
lolno, it was a supported revolution
>local police figures
and what the not-so-local police figures that created east rumelia to begin with? even tho the westerners didn't fight in the russo-turkish war, and even tho both the russians and the turks signed the treaty of san stefano, the westerners split up bulgaria in 3 parts anyway.
just because some asshole says something is "legal" or "humane" doesn't make is so
>serbians were moral
they were trying to take land not populated by their own
you worthless shitposter
do you wanna go give them blankets
>but you can't claim the pound is a worse currency than the euro, because it just isn't
I never made such a claim, I only want to remind you that you aren't an economist and shouldn't discuss economy, since you look like an imbecile.
Regardless, you were suggesting countries would benefit more from adopting the pound rather than the euro, which is wrong for the reasons I listed.
The euro is a more useful currency to have for every major producer and exported, and a less useful one for shitholes that don't produce or export anything of value, and import instead.
national currencies are better than supranational currencies solely because the state can choose how to adjust the rates to fix the economy by printing more.
comparing x-rates is pure bs
but they all come from turkey, we rarely get people from levant or africa
>Regardless, you were suggesting countries would benefit more from adopting the pound rather than the euro, which is wrong for the reasons I listed.
I never said that you idiot, I said it's better for them to stick with their own currencies than adopt a crumbling unstable one like the euro, which is why sweden, norway, switzerland, poland etc haven't
>not dividing Moesia and Thrace at the Balkans
>no complete Epirus at the Pindus
Balkans has had pretty natural borders historically
>lolno, it was a supported revolution
It was an invasion. Text book definition, too. I dont see why you are arguing facts here. You dont have a horse in that long over race.
>>local police figures
>and what the not-so-local police figures that created east rumelia to begin with? even tho the westerners didn't fight in the russo-turkish war, and even tho both the russians and the turks signed the treaty of san stefano, the westerners split up bulgaria in 3 parts anyway.
If France and England hadnt intervened, Russia would've just annexed all of the Balkans and created some pan-slavic federation or such, which would have united England, France and Germany into destroying it.
This split prevented further Russian spread on the Balkans by making it require more steps to take over.
>just because some asshole says something is "legal" or "humane" doesn't make is so
>>serbians were moral
I said more moral, not moral in general. An invasion as a reaction, and consulted with other players, is better than a no warning invasion.
>they were trying to take land not populated by their own
>you worthless shitposter
Disagreeing with me doesnt make me a shitposter. Stop trying to discuss politics as a patriot and cool your head.