Good morning everyone.
I hope today is a lovely day for you.
>tfw no American gf
what was your favorite flash site as a child
>finally held a girl's hand
>it didn't hold up to my lofty expectations and was vanilla compared to the hand holding videos I've seen on the internet
>the mystery is now gone
>looking back I realized I unhealthily obssessed over hand holding when I would have been better off doing something constructive with my time
>now that the dust has settled I wish I could take it back I hold the hand of a girl I really cared about instead of some girl on tinder who has probably held 3 hands this week
>I caved to societal pressure and bought into the mass hand holding narrative
>I'll never be my own man
>tfw you will never marry a modern woman who will make all the money while you chill and do chores and cook
Because they only want to marry men who make more money than they do.
Are all Florida posters as soft, dumb and easy to trigger as that guy with the regional flag?
Yesterday was just embarrassing, he got bantered so hard by Australians he started responding with a bunch of MS paint ironic reaction pictures completely out of context and was unable to formulate a single coherent response. It's the closest I've ever seen to anyone whimpering in humiliation on /int/.
I don't know
South Africa went pretty strong for a while with like 10% white representation
It'll never get there here, whites will become defensive and isolationist once they realize they're getting outdone, somewhere below 50% of the population
it's not like Hispanics are that bad either
Florida is an awful place.
Insurance companies don't even operate there, the State of Florida had to invent their own company to insure property from the shit weather down there.
At the moment we are fine because black population is in decline due to rampant abortions and gang violence.
>It'll never get there here, whites will become defensive and isolationist
We also have 9,000,000+ sq km of white people land to retreat to.
>it's not like Hispanics are that bad either
I would rather be 50% hispanic than 13% black, hispanics are more violent than whites but that are nowhere near as massively over represented in violent crime at blacks.
Hardworking Christian/family values > hood rats/niggers
>they got so booty bothered that somebody remembered it
But then you did exactly what he was talking about
and got triggered
Yeah, I'm not too nervous about the U.S. We have a nice thing here, wide expanses of land, and the current invading population isn't quite as terrible as Africans or Arabs.
We'll adapt if anything goes too badly.
Nah m8, nobody gets triggered about aussies shitposting.
But post 4 pictures of shitty ms paint liberal memes and 5 countries bombard you crying about how you should argue against walmart pictures instead of dump silly pictures.
Nice try, Satan, but what you're missing here is, your reactions have to at least make sense. It's like you weren't even reading what they were saying, so triggered were you.
Nice to see I'm triggering you again, though, so I'll wear my kid gloves around you next time.
REMINDER if your gf doesn't have hips like this you are dating a man
>your reactions have to at least make sense
They don't though, because 20 dirty foreigners got assmad enough to spam me in response and hold a grudge a day later for posting 1 picture that actually had something to do with the aussie then dumping what little I had.
You have so little going on in your life that you remember every time an American shitposts and then whine about it a day later in the America general.
A few days ago on /pol/, I really really like them but there are nowhere near enough.
>send texts with read receipts
>their phone still hasn't received it after 30 mins
Are they dead
phone might be dead or they have a life outside of their cell phone
sometimes even after I see a text I procrastinate on answering and either take a day or never to get back to the person.
lol, no grudge at all, nobody got mad at you, you were saying a dumber version of the exact same thing everyone else was saying. I legitimately found it funny and kind of cringey, so I commented about it today, and honestly, you surprised me by doing the exact same thing again. I'm just saying, if you think you're winning arguments or getting people mad, you're doing it wrong. If this is some kind of meta-trolling and your intention is to make cringe, though, you're kind of a genius.
Which is very rational thinking, i don't really send anything important
This person responds fast, they just haven't received it at all. Guessing their phone is dead or they have shit signal it something.
I'm not like 'pls respond' but more annoyed that the text hasn't gone through at all
>you were saying a dumber version of the exact same thing everyone else was saying
>If this is some kind of meta-trolling and your intention is to make cringe, though, you're kind of a genius.
It's already afternoon anon
I'm disappointed in you
Yeah I'll stop being a spaz now
Thanks reassuring Canadian
>burgers 4 bulgaria
That's cheddar, except our cheddar is dyed extra orange because Americans think all cheese needs to be orange kek
Or it could be like Kraft singles (which is actually corn that's been turned into cheese).
>corn turned into cheese
Is corn really that cheap in the US of A?
It's incredibly cheap, and the vast majority of it is just grown for animal fodder. They invented the fake corn-cheese during WW2 I believe, to last longer and help rationing.
You have no fucking clue how much fucking corn we have.
I don't know the specific of where it began, and it isn't actually all cheeses here, but the ones that may have a slight yellow color naturally will always be dyed to exaggerate that.
Also no cheese in the US is made with raw milk, the feds crack down harder on non-pasteurized milk trading than it does bootlegging nowadays.
>chili cheese burger
We have alot of land that can't be used for farming not because its bad but because the government doesn't want to usa to be only crops. GMO is also making it much easier to farm we could turn most of North America into a farm but we dont because Europe is worried about the long term health effects of GMO on their population and we dont donate to third world countries because they think we are going to kill them with food. To make money farming you basically have people betting that you will either succeed in your harvest or that nature will destroy your crop.
We waste so much though it's infuriating.
One day we will get back on the right track and colonize the solar system.
>mfw we could feed the world easily
>mfw we pay every branch of farmer to not overproduce
>mfw we still have enough food to get fat
>mfw low quality meat producers only do their shitty practices because mcdonalds will always pay them for shit meat.
>mfw the usa will someday fall and people will speak of a legendary Eden of food with people so fat their limbs fell off.
Organic family farms here seem to manage somehow thanks to hippie stores that only want to buy locally and use that as a selling point for their products. We had some stronger organic food laws in place before the food market got too fucked so Canada lucked out slightly. That new trade deal will probably fuck us though, as all trade deals never end up in our favour.
this is pretty much true internationally. even among my female chinese colleagues, the single ones all say, "where are all the good men?" They don't care that there is a male surplus of tens of millions of extra men in their country. They don't want to date or marry anyone "below them".
There is a similar problem in the US (to a lesser extent). Women are ~60% of college students. Women with college degrees don't want to date/marry men without college degrees. Men with college degrees don't share the same prejudice, they will date/marry women with high school diplomas. "Where are all the good men?"
So long as he didn't act like a homosexual about it I'd be fine with that, so long as I could get a job to pay for the whole family. In reality both parents need to work to pay for the family. Single parent working is unrealistic.
Unless you're talking about a "sugar mama". In which case some cougar business women do have trophy boyfriends, though I doubt they take care of the house.
Yeah alot of farms go under its not a job you do unless you really love it fanatically. The majority of my families land is bought up from people who couldn't keep up with loans, equipment costs, vets, drugs, and their family.
Organic farms here are usually a small field or section of a larger GMO field as its not worth going big on non gmo because of its rate of failure on top of nature fucking it up.
Smaller/ family farms only survive due to organic sales. They could also have some GMO crops on the side but in Canada that's bad business because our chain grocery stores are sort of mafiad into buying only your crops. If they try to buy locally they'd risk being cut off certain products.
Like the entire fish section at my local safeway is supplied by 1 American company that processes all the food in China.
>mfw other countries try to supply themselves
Chain stores always produce the lowest quality food its why its so cheap but I didnt know we bullied you into buying our food.
we're all gonna make it, just like zyzz said
Have you looked at a map of my country? We can and have done just fine feeding ourselves. The vast majority of countries can but things like "free trade" exist and kill off local industry. One of the new trade deal things wanted to make it illegal for stores to push "shop local" adverts for food. It's how business goes, the USA isn't uniquely skilled at growing food. It's just a very jew-tier country in terms of trying to crush foreign industry and gain monopolies.
Reminds me of that old movie about the son of the devil that was around in the 70's or 80's. I think it actually had the whole "gain a monopoly on food to fuck over the world with prices" as a selling point of evil.
>Chain stores always produce the lowest quality food
i've never seen an american complaining about that, i've seen lot of americans being excited because they're going to eat b.k, mc donals or taco bell
I thought that was the regular everyday american meal and that actuall cooking was in special occations
>tfw can't find any decent summaries for "The Omen" franchise
>they apparently want to try another bad tv series spinoff for 2016
oh no please no
The quality of food has to be cheap because it has to be shipped on a truck to the store and then it has to last until someone buys it. Fastfood is only good if you are intoxicated its not meant for sober eating because its so bottom tier that after you take a bite you can only taste salt and flavorings no meat, no vegetabgle, not even the bread. It turns your shit into a liquid hot spray that stings your ass cheeks and leaves you hungry because you didnt get anything out of consuming 900calories of shit tier burger but because the majority of anons can't go to a butcher to buy a lb of fresh ground beef they settle for shit.
>have a job interview in an hour
>haven't done one in like 3 years
just got a call back from Air Canada after 2 months of nothing
they want to interview me in Montreal
EXTREME EXCITE / ANXIETY
kek. Enjoy being sexually harassed by 65 year old fairies in first class
Be confident lad as a male in a field aimed towards females its clear you are a QT
I think i'll just try to stay neutral and professional, I usually end up spilling my spaghetti if I try to get to friendly
not sure how dressed up I should get desu, its just a part time on campus job and i'm thinking just a button down with maybe a sweater should do
that would be awesome
although you wouldn't know if it was me you saw, lel
i can deal with it desu
Good luck to you too man.
>ywn mediate a two state solution deal between Israel and Palestine and get respect and adoration from both the Western world and the Arab League
why even live?
>Wanting a state run by a terrorist group
>Implying Judea and Samaria isn't rightful Israeli land
>Wanting a two state solution
Considering this in a slowcooker what does /cum/ think?
i am just staring at my phone waiting for a call
this is going to be a long day
thats a bad feel
read chinese comic books~
Get out of here leftist scum
saya best grill
Sorry, that is an unpleasant thing.
>that wait for the phone call
>tfw you get it at an unexpected time
>tfw the in person interview goes terrible
>tfw you spend your evening crying and drinking yourself unconscious
being young am I right
This neighbour is quiet during normal sleep hours, I don't want to make enemies. My last one was two old faggots who literally blared music and action movies between 11pm and 4am. Never answered the door when I knocked and landlord did nothing. I hate life.
I only do it cause I have nothing better to do... Anyway that way I'll be sober by 6:00 when my parents get home. I have nothing to do and would rather get drunk during the afternoon than be drunk when my family's home
What? Fuck no. Literally everyone considers that shit either fatass trough sludge or drunk at 2 AM food. Even here in South Texas, going to a taqueria is basically once in awhile thing unless you're a fat Mexican.
interview went okay buds, hope I get the job if only so I won't have to do another interview for awhile
>dankest dungeon apparently releases tomorrow
naice naice, time to read some Lovecraft desu
>Amerilards need fucking hoverboards to move around
Yeah, of course. I was really happy when I heard we got a team.
Probably going to the Miami game, considering I'm a huge Floridafag.
Root for us, of course!
Gonna watch this for the first time. Fuck you guys this better not be bad
I don't know then, your choice.
Please tell me you didn't pay for that.
I don't go on /int/ besides /cum/ and a few other generals.
And nice, glad to hear.
Why would you buy BDs of a show you haven't watched?
Should Watch Sora No Woto instead 1000 times better.
It picks up a lot at episode 8
fantastic show though, I love k-on
>Unless you're a millionaire or billionaire if you're not a commie you're sadly cucked by the rich and unaware of your own exploitation.
I'm neither but it's pretty easy to see that communism removes incentive to create a good product.
And I know I'm being baited here, but whatever.
>tfw not a cute, sissy white boy to be cuddled with
If you are above the poverty line you have literally no reason to be a commie
>Nah. I'm just happy I don't buy into American media propaganda and lies
We can make this work out.
Yes, it feels bad.
Anime will never be real.
You will never be an Anime.
You will never get to fug an anime.
What you gonna serve, whats the market, have you looked into regulations, how much you have to start with, do you need to hire people, Whats your pay, how much is gas, where are you getting your supplies?
are you good at cooking?
do you have a good variety of options in enough demand?
do you live in a place where it's actually a viable business?
you're still likely to go under if you can say yes to everything, but if you can get through the first year or two without massive amounts of debt then you can make it work