Use this format
Are you interested in a NAP? I'll stay out of Pakistan and Afghanistan if you stay out of the former USSR. I'll take the northern half of China if you take the southern half? I'm open to negotiation.
Sure, sounds good to me. Were all those little countries like Uzbekistan part of the USSR, just for clarification?
Okay let's go for a bigger roll. Continue to expand north and convert the heathens to the world's oldest religion.
Yeah. Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belorussia, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan were all part of the USSR.
Wait, shouldn't have I gotten 20 territories? I rolled for 10 territories and that times 2 is 20. Or is it multiplying the actually roll number? But then how would rolls like 77 work?
Regardless expand the western border of Russia, near Finland.
Hello there, friend. The Saharan WarBoyz to your north extend an amicable hand and propose an NAP between out nations.
At this stage, I wish only for peace. I will allow you a path northward in return for a promise of no hostility towards me.
To you both:
I wish for no conflict.
Neither do I plan to ally with Italy to remove either of you.
We can have a mighty African Triumvirate my friends.
Together we can be strong.
I thought the USSR might want to stay out of Afghanistan after what happened last time, but sure we can trade if you want! I mean ain't the west section of China all desert and Muslims anyway? Doesn't sound like there's a lot of difference from the two.
That's a bad move. Both I and my green African friend are heading that way. You'll get demolished very quickly.
My advice: relocate yourself before getting raped.
But it's your choice pal.
prevented Italy from getting bonus
ROLLING TO Attack Italy and claim the peninsula as well as the island of Sardinia
Too true. Sadly this shit cannot be planned.
Still ashamed desoo senpie
Fair enough bro. Killer dubs.
My ally, I need your help. Your huge bonus can carry you down to orange lands, so I ask that you aid me in my struggle to claim Italy.
there is no room for errors in this game, Putin. Sorry but you're not going to be able to use that bonus for this round.
Reclaim the Orange territories in Africa that I lost, but do not track him in Italy.
After that, attack Spain.
Allow me to reclaim my clay, and then we will not fight. I'd like an NAP so I know this is official, if that's alright.
Split my roll— half>attack Spain
Half>defend against orange
Shit I gotta claim Spain to get his orange bitch off my back. If when we claim Spain together, you cede me your Ts there so I can get the bonus, when I push back Italy I'll allow you a route through into France. Is this fair?
I'll allow you Tunisia if you attack there instead.
>being biased to orange and yellow despite them having a collectively lower bonus than green
Anyway, rolling to finish Spain, . Spills from that go to holding back orange
>+4 bonus still intact yeahh
Rolling to: defend Spain, cut through morocco straight into Algeria. Fill Algeria
>pussying out because tides start turning
>oh wait muh Mupdate I'm actually okay
Fuck off out of the thread, nameless fool.
I need you now! Aid your brothers in the west? Go through Tunisia! His bonus is too big, but not bigger than yours.
Defend all yellow attacks. Otherwise, fill Mali in the south.
Gold in Mali, you in Southern France
It's because OP doesn't apply counter-rolls from the tip of another expansion and does it centrally, so you get weird overlaps.
Of course, in real life this is impossible (usually) and there's a main front on which the fighting happens.
Which, really, OP should be applying the rolls as to reflect this.
>It's because OP doesn't apply counter-rolls from the tip of another expansion and does it centrally
yeah this is why you get all these weird discontinuous teleportation-like expansions
FULL ON INVASION OF FRANCE AND SPAIN
KILL EVERYTHING IN MY PATH
FEEL MY BONUS
Well, sorry, Banterboyz, but my people need to eat. Invade the southern sections of Greece and the islands around it.
Oh shit, that totally looks like orange. Well whatever, I'll still agree to it.
Give green my Moroccan lands in exchange for his Spanish lands. After his, use roll and bonus to annihilate Yellow through the islands into Italy. When in Italy, spread northward.
I'm glad someone else understands this madness aside from me...
Well thank you for that. But I've got nowhere else to go except the USSR.
Hey, y'all, did I count the bonuses right? India, Iran, Turkey, and Pakistan is 10+2+4+4+3 = 23 right?
that doesnt look like northern scandanavia to me, op...
and why did you take all of one baltic country instead of one territory from each baltic country...
this is why risk ops shouldnt fucking play goddamn cheaters
take one territory from poland, take one territory from lithuania, fill all of scandinavia
you're going to pay for this.
I'm having my own war right now, I must channel my ancestors might, and wash away the gray of the streets with the brown of my ass! Try to get some good rolls until I'm done!
Take back the territories in India. Continue to Oman if it spills!
Whelp, this one is going to go great. If only you were Britain, it would have a historical poignancy to it.
God bless the United States of Banterboyz
actually it's not 13
you lost ten but you gained 6
what the fuck OP
you just allowed yellow to do that?
if you're going to do that once, be consistent for the rest of the game!
no. fuck off.
fuck this game. you're unfair and biased. you don't know how to use bonuses. you can't attack and defend linearly and have these weird rules for expansion.
learn to host a proper game, faggot.
Fuck this game. I'm out
also last mup since usb decided to chimpout
Continue taking India
>no wood stove in house have a heater
>neighbors all have heaters
>all at least a mile away anyway
>dead of winter no campfires
I should probably investigate this. If I'm not back in 15, assume the house is on fire and do what you want to the the Great Poo Smear.
is this one fine with everyone who wants to play?