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Can someone read some math theorem in your native language?
If you wanna try :
Théorème de Pythagore — Dans un triangle rectangle, le carré de la longueur de l’hypoténuse est égal à la somme des carrés des longueurs des côtés de l’angle droit.
Someone read this please:
I think I can contribute to this thread. I am a zoosexual (I find non-human animals to be far more attractive physically, emotionally, and sexually than I do my own species) and have been intimate with animals for a very long time. My interest is primarily horses and other equines, but I have enjoyed intimacy with a number of different species over the years. I lost my virginity to a mare when I was 13 and have been intimate with equines of both sexes ever since. Horses and other equines are amazing sexually. The mares (females) are absolutely incredible lovers. Most mares who haven’t had loads of foals over the years, are tighter, hotter, and quite a bit wetter than two-legged females. They also have incredible muscle control that would probably blow most guys minds. When they are in heat or in the mood to play around, they can be VERY demanding for that sort of attention.
I have a great deal of experience with male equines as well. Unfortunately stallions can be rather dangerous to play around with unless you know them extremely well, and have a lot of practice with anal play. Male horses have a really amazing trick up their sheath called the flare. Basically when a stallion is just about to orgasm, the glans of his penis "flare" 3 - 5 times its normal size. When that flare is buried deep inside of you it will rock your world and then some. There is something incredibly erotic about being a mare for a stallion. The feel of his fur against your skin, his hot breath on your neck as he gives you love nips, and that amazing cock buried deep inside of you. It is a very raw and intense experience.
Outside of equines, I have a good deal of experience with cattle, and canines. I can’t really say I have had a bad experience with a non-human. I would be more than happy to answer any other questions if anyone is curious.
Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Wollt ihr wissen, was das ist?
Nun, lasst mich erklären.
Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzes Kind. Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.
Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.
Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio-Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist. Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine Hose. Ich steige aus und frage die Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wir fahren gemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich ein Messer und steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der Hahnrei-Community.
Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.
Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen infizieren werden.
I was telling myself "why isn't he laughing while reading my text? how did he stay so serious while reading it? doesn't he understand what he is reading?", but then at the end when you said that that is pretty much the average person in New Zealand it made me laugh and I understood that you comprehended what you were reading
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EERO EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have something in olde english, then I'd be glad to read it. Some poetry maybe. You should also tell me if I should do an accent or something.
Plus, do you want a Greek text to read, I'll try and find some easy ones for you.
Jordan Curve Theorem:
Se C é a imagem dum mapa injetivo contínuo dum círculo para o plano, então o complemento de C consiste exatamente em duas components conexas. Uma limitada e a outra ilimitada em que C a fronteira das duas.
Yeah, French Canadian, most people tell me my accent is faintly French tinted but not that much, some Americans said they wouldn't be able to know where I'm from just from the accent.
If you fixed those voice cracks and warmed up your voice before singing, it would be genuinely good.
Oh and don't do that strum then sing tactic, that only works for 13 year old tween girls, if you're going to play the guitar, play the guitar.
From what I can gather your mother is a sex worker and your father regularly has sex with your (I think younger) sister.
Also, I meant written Mandarin
It's a pet-peeve for most guitarists, since people actually get laid with that bullshit """"""guitar-playing"""""", and those are pretty rare times, even then, there's more melody.
bretty gud britbong, I don't speak mandarin, but I have that song ingrained into my heart, and all of the words are correct, bravo.
How will an Estuary Accent do?
I... swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Her Heirs and Successors, and that I will, as in duty bound, honestly and faithfully defend Her Majesty, Her Heirs and Successors, in Person, Crown and Dignity against all enemies, and will observe and obey all orders of Her Majesty, Her Heirs and Successors, and of the generals and officers set over me.
I posted this some night last week
Yeah it sounds little boring now that I've come up with some better patterns, but I don't think it's too bad like that
You might have to turn the volume up since I tried to be quiet
>actually get laid with that bullshit
I think this whole guitar laid thing is just a meme
You should practice guitar and singing seperately. Unless you want to become a U2-tier guitarist, and I suggest you pick up some latin songs so that you can try.
Oh and use a pick for god's sake, hand strumming is a sign of normie-ism
>You should practice guitar and singing seperately.
I can do that, but I decided that playing the chords like that would be more fitting and didn't want the guitar to be too much in the foreground
>Oh and use a pick for god's sake, hand strumming is a sign of normie-ism
Quite the opposite
And why on earth would I use pick with a nylon string?
>With the very thin picks m80, the plastic ones in vibrant colors.
no, just no
pic related, only acceptable "pics" for nylon string
if it's a steel string I do
here's the original btw, so some fast patterns don't fit really, except in the latter half
what kind of guitar(s) do you play?
I tried combining both finger picking in the song as well as ""strumming"" with a pick, the song is slow and it didn't feel right with the tempo to have a hard pattern.
I'm an electric guitar fag
Since I'm a metalhead
I got a bullshit cheap copy fender strat, nothing spectacular...
An okay attempt, but it's usually best to stick to one style, mixing it up is quite hard tbqh
Did 'ya one eirebro
Here's a story Ahmed.
I started with electric too, because of metal
I still have three electrics, which I haven't really played after I got the acoustic
I really should play them too but I have no time
"What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true." If you can do a scurvied pirate accent, double points.
one of the best guitar solos, I practised the firs half of this, but I'm really bad when it comes to having enough discipline to practise whole songs
Pretty good guitar, but honestly... The solo isn't something that great, Slayer and Megadeth have pulled off much better solos. It's fast, sure, but it's not complicated or intricate, it's just fast chord tapping, nothing that extreme...
Sinn Fein are comin' ta get 'cha
Get ready to drink some Guiness
have u done pic relate any more?
Should like like jerry t b h
Aside from that, your accent was mediocre, but better than I'd expect from a Mediterranean.
why can you speak Japanese fluently
thanks anyway, I'm going to work
O, rămâi, rămâi la mine,
Te iubesc atât de mult!
Ale tale doruri toate
Numai eu ştiu să le-ascult;
În al umbrei întuneric
Te asamăn unui prinţ,
Ce se uit-adânc în ape
Cu ochi negri şi cuminţi;
I will agree with that statement. But do you know Jason Becker? Not exactly a metalhead, but that guy played circles around everyone mentioned.
I honestly don't know how to pronounce irish words, but FUCK IT, I'll try t. Sean O' Finnigan
>so dhéanamh is pronounced 'a-ye-nov' and namhaid is prnounced 'nov-eh-id'
Mh and Bh are v or w sounds depending upon the next vowel. Generally, Mh/Bh followed by an e or i is a v-sound and a, o or u is a w-sound. Ai sounds like é I think, so it should just be a v sound.
>want to try some greek, spud?
Write it in latin pl0x
Gabby once said to me that you're a faggot.
kebab is turkish/arab, we call it gyros
your pronounciation is spot on my friend, very good http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QzbpyeWpCd
no, it means friend, the same as phile in english
>spot on my friend
>kebab is Arab
I know :)
Real slavic not from a fake ""country"", pls and thanks.
it's just that your accent is painfully foreign. Oh and Ulster will never be yours.
He did >>53792639
Το να είσαι Έλληνας είναι να είσαι φίλος του φραπέ, του ούζου kαι της παραλίας.
Was that google translate or your voice or what?
>You sound like a Central Asian
;_; even if you say no bully, it still feels like a bully
>it's just that your accent is painfully foreign. Oh and Ulster will never be yours.
It was ours before it was theirs, and it will be ours again.
Good luck getting northern Cyprus back though (^:
Now, now, don't get all famished patrick, I'm sure there's something to eat in n. eire.
But honestly though, I feel you eires, and I support your republicanism.
You've been screwed over land
We've been screwed over land
You've been subjugated
We've been subjugated
You've been forced to change religion
We've been forced to change religion
You were ancient
We were ancient
You are a fun-loving and emotional people
We are a fun-loving and emotional people
You take pride in your alchohol
We take pride in your alchohol
You have an economic crisis
We have an economic crisis
We are more similar than you think Uilliam :^)
If you weren't a slovak I'd think you were a diasporafag, very good pronounciation and accent.
> some Americans said they wouldn't be able to know where I'm from just from the accent.
> penis sniffer
You'd know all about that, what with there being all the Russian domination in your country
I....... w.... w-what is this from?
Make sure they are around 20 years old so you can get 10 years use out of them.
Every slav girl turns into a shrivelled smeagol after 30
also that's not true. this mail-order bride website i bought a subscription to has lots of beautiful mature slavgirls
>this mail-order bride website i bought a subscription
Sometimes I'm left truly gobsmacked.
If you can't even find an american girl you know Svetlana would fuck your shit up with her stoic slav tendancies quicker than you could say "h-h-hhh-h-hello"
Thank you! Yeah I'm American, and I've been learning for a few months.
Trying to go to Brazil this August and be able to communicate when I get there.
Read this in the most scottish accent you can
I don't care if it's authentic or not
"The pintle is the sexual reproductive bodie pairt o the males in the animal families: mammals, birds, fishes, reptilians, an even insects.
Uise o the pintle
The pintle is uised tae urine an ejaculate (mak babies bi propuslin sperm). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur given tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.
Pintle erect before the sexual act ("luve makkin")."
need people to tell me how shitty my russian sounds
Can a German rate this http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JLRWVJEMvE
I know there's a couple of errors but I rushed it.. and then had to quite down towards the end as people came home and I didn't want them hearing...
Didn't know you wanted it gone so bad, sorry Pierre
8/10 для нe нe pyccкoгoвopящeгo. Дoвoльнo нeплoх, yчитывaя вceгo 6months in. Teбe нyжнo бoльшe гoвopить c нocитeлями языкa, тoгдa пpoизнoшeниe caмo пoдхвaтитcя, a в ocтaльнoм хopoш
can anyone post some spanish or german please?