Vocaroo thread singing, reading, memeing, have fun! http:

>>53763333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jQuKa8Hlig

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05mX80C9Nsm

>>53763541
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MyXCmBoWQB

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>>53763333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4ZUvGsuS4

>>53763609
One person said that my [h] sounds like Russian [x] and I try to fix it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Ss56ViXwu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0skAQXlx7Te

now you try

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena

>>53763666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JKeywmU1wQ

>>53763627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XyQKbWfY6s

>>53763704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WmRaXYBKZd

>>53763891

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dDnnAy9Iou

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Can someone read some math theorem in your native language?

>>53764072
papia i lie

>>53763333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xD8DwVhN4V

>>53764116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X1Zg0oxpgE
If you wanna try :

Théorème de Pythagore — Dans un triangle rectangle, le carré de la longueur de l’hypoténuse est égal à la somme des carrés des longueurs des côtés de l’angle droit.

>>53763704
>>53763891
omg are you grills????

>>53764401
ladyboys

>>53763768
qt desu
you dont have to roll the r in macarena

>>53764401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I7LJecIKpG

>>53764540
It was so hard to say any of it at that speed that I couldnt stop myself

Someone read this please:

I think I can contribute to this thread. I am a zoosexual (I find non-human animals to be far more attractive physically, emotionally, and sexually than I do my own species) and have been intimate with animals for a very long time. My interest is primarily horses and other equines, but I have enjoyed intimacy with a number of different species over the years. I lost my virginity to a mare when I was 13 and have been intimate with equines of both sexes ever since. Horses and other equines are amazing sexually. The mares (females) are absolutely incredible lovers. Most mares who haven’t had loads of foals over the years, are tighter, hotter, and quite a bit wetter than two-legged females. They also have incredible muscle control that would probably blow most guys minds. When they are in heat or in the mood to play around, they can be VERY demanding for that sort of attention.
I have a great deal of experience with male equines as well. Unfortunately stallions can be rather dangerous to play around with unless you know them extremely well, and have a lot of practice with anal play. Male horses have a really amazing trick up their sheath called the flare. Basically when a stallion is just about to orgasm, the glans of his penis "flare" 3 - 5 times its normal size. When that flare is buried deep inside of you it will rock your world and then some. There is something incredibly erotic about being a mare for a stallion. The feel of his fur against your skin, his hot breath on your neck as he gives you love nips, and that amazing cock buried deep inside of you. It is a very raw and intense experience.
Outside of equines, I have a good deal of experience with cattle, and canines. I can’t really say I have had a bad experience with a non-human. I would be more than happy to answer any other questions if anyone is curious.

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>>53764809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uWzrIJfqCi

>>53764809
stayed strong for most of it but eventually failed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o6tTF5bSFo

>>53764854
was that the sound of a bong?
>>53764880
10/10 had a good laugh

>>53764401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yiuxAiL0lZ

>>53763809
Yes, thanks, I understand now. I hear this a lot when foreigners speak Russian. Maybe with more speaking practice I will pronounce it quickly.

>>53763333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YzwpV87NFv

>>53764560
You sound ugly,your voice reminds me of a midget girl from highschool

Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Wollt ihr wissen, was das ist?

Nun, lasst mich erklären.

Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzes Kind. Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.

Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.

Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio-Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist. Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine Hose. Ich steige aus und frage die Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wir fahren gemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich ein Messer und steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der Hahnrei-Community.

Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.

Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen infizieren werden.

>>53771590
don't just bump, make a voice niqqa

>>53763768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SntjeaTLCi
Kek, this was everywhere when I was a tennager

>>53764809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fXS0fjKGKx

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k8EfDsW1Aq

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vyf4Mn2pyw

R8 my Russian

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PJGHDKqKym

Can you guys try to say this?

https://youtu.be/WKfnbhx1sMo?t=40s

>>53775546
That sounds nice

Call me a fascist American pig in your best Russian accent

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mYRK9YgN9o rate my english

>>53772877
I was telling myself "why isn't he laughing while reading my text? how did he stay so serious while reading it? doesn't he understand what he is reading?", but then at the end when you said that that is pretty much the average person in New Zealand it made me laugh and I understood that you comprehended what you were reading

>>53764349

Nobody tries any language apart from Spanish or English.

> Must have posted on American time

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EERO EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53780930
woo

>>53780076
Alo noigel how ya been doin' lad? Any texts for me today?

>>53767286
i think i heard you starting to lol at the end

>>53772703
10/10 great work

>>53764809
r8 my rapist animalfucker /mlp/ voice

>>53764809
Shit, forgot the voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Kt05iVs75

>>53782897

All is in order, Bro. What can I give you ?

>>53780930
Ayyyy happy birthday to the lad

>>53784233
Just fuck my shit up fαm

>>53783908
>>53783861

Worryingly good/10

>>53784421
I went for the nasaly deep breaths of most fedorafags out there, I gave it my fucking all.

>>53784421
If you have something in olde english, then I'd be glad to read it. Some poetry maybe. You should also tell me if I should do an accent or something.
Plus, do you want a Greek text to read, I'll try and find some easy ones for you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P3T22aB1Sz
pls no bully

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14uzgGNoJx2

>tfw adds "h" sounds when it's not necessary even when singing

Suffering.

>>53764116
Jordan Curve Theorem:
Se C é a imagem dum mapa injetivo contínuo dum círculo para o plano, então o complemento de C consiste exatamente em duas components conexas. Uma limitada e a outra ilimitada em que C a fronteira das duas.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y6FkVWM2FE

>>53785504
Your R is gook-ish, but it's an okay attempt.
>>53785583
You from Quebec? I picked up some frenchie in your speech.

>>53785583

Are you Asian?

>>53785714

Yeah, French Canadian, most people tell me my accent is faintly French tinted but not that much, some Americans said they wouldn't be able to know where I'm from just from the accent.

>>53785789

No white.

>>53785714
I do my R's well, tbqh, I'll do something in English too.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LPKyaS6zKf

>>53785965
Some
Americans
^That's the issue
>>53786095
Nah, if Americunts were fascists, America would be great again...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kjoMtkuiol

>>53786191
>>>>>>>>>>>/r9k/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A3acG1sgJU

>>53785504
>>53785714
>>53785983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SwrtMEmdVb

>>53786293
If you fixed those voice cracks and warmed up your voice before singing, it would be genuinely good.
Oh and don't do that strum then sing tactic, that only works for 13 year old tween girls, if you're going to play the guitar, play the guitar.

Can someone post some Mandarin?

>>53786596
have been learning Mandarin for 30 seconds
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06uSpEEg5MF

>>53786673
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06uSpEEg5MF
From what I can gather your mother is a sex worker and your father regularly has sex with your (I think younger) sister.


Also, I meant written Mandarin

>>53786496
>Oh and don't do that strum then sing tactic
That can work OK with some sad/slow songs

>>53786787
我爱北京天安门,
天安门上太阳升;
伟大领袖毛主席,
指引我们向前进。
Here, it's from a gommie song about Tiannamen Beijing.

>>53786787
Have I done anything bad to you?

>>53776073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hzj9T4gqEU

>>53786673
shit

>>53786874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pgWntClKWF
I've only been learning for a few months
My lectures say my pronunciation and tones very good, but I need to be able to speak quicker

>>53787038
How can you know for sure? You don't speak Chinese. Now, fuck off

>>53764809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IsXh9Mu6XX

COCKney accent plzzzzzzzz

>>53786872
It's a pet-peeve for most guitarists, since people actually get laid with that bullshit """"""guitar-playing"""""", and those are pretty rare times, even then, there's more melody.
>>53787088
bretty gud britbong, I don't speak mandarin, but I have that song ingrained into my heart, and all of the words are correct, bravo.

>>53787154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ErOog3zitj

>>53787154
How will an Estuary Accent do?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RGKbOWca1g
I... swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Her Heirs and Successors, and that I will, as in duty bound, honestly and faithfully defend Her Majesty, Her Heirs and Successors, in Person, Crown and Dignity against all enemies, and will observe and obey all orders of Her Majesty, Her Heirs and Successors, and of the generals and officers set over me.

>>53773433
poLItsiyu, m8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XsWsXiLXCM

>>53787174
I've been asking for someone to post some mandarin for quite a while now and you were the first person to post any

>>53787348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n128FZF54xk
Here's the song btw

>>53787154
this is not a cockney accent
>>53787252

>>53787174
I posted this some night last week
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KTHmkEeVFE
Yeah it sounds little boring now that I've come up with some better patterns, but I don't think it's too bad like that
You might have to turn the volume up since I tried to be quiet
>actually get laid with that bullshit
I think this whole guitar laid thing is just a meme

>>53787252
sounds like flight announcement. too polite :(

>>53787410
ikr

You are all being so disgusting here. Pull a dick out of your mouth every time you try to speak. Just advice.

>>53787458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kpqFsY52l3
alright I'll try my best

>>53787437
You should practice guitar and singing seperately. Unless you want to become a U2-tier guitarist, and I suggest you pick up some latin songs so that you can try.
Oh and use a pick for god's sake, hand strumming is a sign of normie-ism

>>53787564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lfIV7XBMIn

>>53787279
thanks m8 :D
i like it

>>53786496

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04uU5NBV3DF

>>53787564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LJhDBC4MP4

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>>53787564
>cockhole

>>53787740
thit was a bait, plz dont

>>53787602
>You should practice guitar and singing seperately.
I can do that, but I decided that playing the chords like that would be more fitting and didn't want the guitar to be too much in the foreground
>Oh and use a pick for god's sake, hand strumming is a sign of normie-ism
Quite the opposite
And why on earth would I use pick with a nylon string?

>>53787624
British are ineducable, sucking a cock while speaking is a part of their culture.

>>53787643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eu1SSQx7n9
top-tier m80 jus focken awesome
>>53787834
With the very thin picks m80, the plastic ones in vibrant colors.

>>53787834

yeah brah, maybe if you practised guitar a little you'd be decent. have you ever thought about doing that? you know just a little bit each day. kek

>>53787849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLYVo1ZPpJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DWjAONGpur

>>53787738
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LJhDBC4MP4
sorry I don't speak Ukrainian

>>53787279
More

>>53787943
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLYVo1ZPpJ
This one was more yummy than the previous one I guess

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>>53787926
>With the very thin picks m80, the plastic ones in vibrant colors.
no, just no
pic related, only acceptable "pics" for nylon string

>>53787458
3rd times the charm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HRjwBzcKhY

>>53788084
hello max

>>53788140
Okay, I'm not here to choose for you, but if you ever get an electroacoustic guitar, use picks m8.

>>53788157
lol, hi, Irish, how is it going?

>>53788084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MCVW9qTm0O

>>53788222
if it's a steel string I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPjQjdz_sVM
here's the original btw, so some fast patterns don't fit really, except in the latter half
what kind of guitar(s) do you play?

>>53788395
>>53788222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eq8LIo1F2U

I tried combining both finger picking in the song as well as ""strumming"" with a pick, the song is slow and it didn't feel right with the tempo to have a hard pattern.

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Read a bedtime story

>>53787926
based

does anyone want to hear real ENGRISH??
that's terrible i swear

>>53788395
I'm an electric guitar fag
Since I'm a metalhead
I got a bullshit cheap copy fender strat, nothing spectacular...
>>53788470
An okay attempt, but it's usually best to stick to one style, mixing it up is quite hard tbqh
>>53788157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kNZ3dZ2umD
Did 'ya one eirebro
>>53788627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NvtymBQY9S
Here's a story Ahmed.

>>53787939
Yeah I know
But I should actually focus more while practising

>>53788749
no, go away

>>53780076
French isn't hype anymore
>>53780930
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EERRO :DDDD

>>53788749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13IwiNmimy1

>>53788749
Don't listen to him Davido-kun, go ahead and do us proud with your gaijinspeak.
Nip nong ching chong itadakimasu judo senpai ippon nippon

>>53788026
give me something to read then

>>53787088
You still got an accent, but pretty good for someone who's only been at it for a few months.
Here's mine: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kzo95kdqgh

>>53788784
I started with electric too, because of metal
I still have three electrics, which I haven't really played after I got the acoustic
I really should play them too but I have no time

>>53788952
Navy Seal copypasta
>>53788972
You should, stay true to your metal roots, friend. I'd suggest metallica, since they're actually bretty easy to pick up.

>>53789037
>Navy Seal copypasta
Ok give me a bit and I'll do it
>>53788960
bretty gud senpai
I don't think I'll ever get rid of my accent

>>53789037
>I'd suggest metallica
I've never liked metallica and that's really 2ez4me

>>53789125
"What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true." If you can do a scurvied pirate accent, double points.

>>53788784
Mashallah my Greek friend

YEAH BOY. WORK IS OFF TONIGHT DUE TO THE COLD WEATHER. IMA GET TOTALLY WRECKED SON. MONDAY NIGHT DRUNK, SON. POKER, SON.

>>53789219
Well, I just recommended them because they're easy. But you can actually learn from them. It's not Djent easy...
>>53789264
Takbir

>>53788924
Read kyary pamyu pamyu

>>53787961
Such a mighty and pretty sounding language imo

>>53789298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ioNH1eio6I

>>53789394
what the song lyrics?

>>53785710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bVlcEPQmmD

I'm attempting it

>>53789224
Oh no I meant give me some time to record it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ISMLZXLhKe
I was a bit stuttery. Ask in /brit/ for someone from the west country to record what you have put

>>53789461
https://www.google.co.jp/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=%E6%B5%9C%E7%94%B0%E3%81%B1%E3%81%BF%E3%82%85%E3%81%B1%E3%81%BF%E3%82%85+%E3%81%AA%E3%82%93%E3%81%A7%E3%82%84%E3%81%AD%E3%82%93%E3%81%AD%E3%82%93&tbm=vid

>>53789525
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c64sQsABKcM

>>53789308
https://youtu.be/tJ7Y4SNj6u8?t=3m
one of the best guitar solos, I practised the firs half of this, but I'm really bad when it comes to having enough discipline to practise whole songs

>>53789509
Nah it's okay m8, jus' friendly banter, I don't need a britbong to say that for me. Bretty gud, but remember, the IRA did nothing wrong.

>>53789574
Japan likes sucking Chinese penises

>>53789616
>Bretty gud, but remember, the IRA did nothing wrong.
DELETE THIS

>>53789574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jGP2rS88MJ

>>53789600
Pretty good guitar, but honestly... The solo isn't something that great, Slayer and Megadeth have pulled off much better solos. It's fast, sure, but it's not complicated or intricate, it's just fast chord tapping, nothing that extreme...
>>53789720
Sinn Fein are comin' ta get 'cha
Get ready to drink some Guiness

>>53789627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s107Ahe08Epg

>>53789854
>Slayer
slayer makes the wankiest and shittiest solos although I love their songs and sound
>just fast chord tapping
what?

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>>53788245
have u done pic relate any more?

>>53788784
>gerry
Should like like jerry t b h

Aside from that, your accent was mediocre, but better than I'd expect from a Mediterranean.

>>53789921
What can be worse than speaking Japanese and sucking a cock at the same time. It multiply disgusted me.

>>53790022
At least you have to admit that during Marty's era, Megadeth had some of the best solos.
>>53790025
I'll take it. Thank eire.

>>53790025
Stop showing my pictures in front of everybody here, Irish.

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>>53789832
nandeyanenenenenenenenen lamo
why can you speak Japanese fluently
thanks anyway, I'm going to work

>>53790102
sure, shame those days are long gone
but Kerry or Dave can't really hold a candle to Suicmez when it comes to technical ability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSvcEmRh1WA

>>53790154
Hafu

Romanian

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q7bYrXVA3P
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MQbZ719Mc1

O, rămâi, rămâi la mine,
Te iubesc atât de mult!
Ale tale doruri toate
Numai eu ştiu să le-ascult;

În al umbrei întuneric
Te asamăn unui prinţ,
Ce se uit-adânc în ape
Cu ochi negri şi cuminţi;

>>53790102
Try some Irish.

namhaid a dhéanamh de do rún

>>53790181
I will agree with that statement. But do you know Jason Becker? Not exactly a metalhead, but that guy played circles around everyone mentioned.
>>53790250
I honestly don't know how to pronounce irish words, but FUCK IT, I'll try t. Sean O' Finnigan

>>53790250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k0FRSboawr
Okay here you are guinessbro.

>>53791224
Eh, it wasn't that bad. Like a 4/10 maybe.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGEycsXN1L

>>53791611
disgusting

>>53791611
so dhéanamh is pronounced 'a-ye-nov' and namhaid is prnounced 'nov-eh-id'
want to try some greek, spud?

>>53791611
Gabby said to me once that she fears you are impotent

>>53791611
simply can't have babies

>>53791934
>so dhéanamh is pronounced 'a-ye-nov' and namhaid is prnounced 'nov-eh-id'
Mh and Bh are v or w sounds depending upon the next vowel. Generally, Mh/Bh followed by an e or i is a v-sound and a, o or u is a w-sound. Ai sounds like é I think, so it should just be a v sound.

>want to try some greek, spud?
Write it in latin pl0x

>>53791984
Gabby once said to me that you're a faggot.

>>53792078
to na ise elinas ine na ise filos tou frappe, too oozoo ke tis paralias
It's phonetic, not greeklish, read it as you see it paddy.

>>53792078
indeed, I definitely am, thanks for enlightenment

>>53792306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XtmTozWuAP

>>53792306
>elinas
greek?
>filos
word?

>>53792820
Post Russian in Latin plz, I don't know Cyrillic.

>>53792639
kebab is turkish/arab, we call it gyros
your pronounciation is spot on my friend, very good http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QzbpyeWpCd
>>53792820
yes
no, it means friend, the same as phile in english

>>53792863
Ja lublu njuhaty ukrainski sraky a takodg lyzaty ih

>>53792863
pervogo podozrevaemovo v iznasilovanii zadershali v Kelne

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>>53792910
>SF, IRA

>spot on my friend
wew lad

>kebab is Arab
I know :)
>>53792921
Real slavic not from a fake ""country"", pls and thanks.

singing some lines from an Esperanto song

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c4hw213W9M

>>53793152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B9qkzTtXJU

>>53792306
Post it in Greek script; who the fuck can read that crap.

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>>53793173
it's just that your accent is painfully foreign. Oh and Ulster will never be yours.
>>53793339
He did >>53792639
But okay
Το να είσαι Έλληνας είναι να είσαι φίλος του φραπέ, του ούζου kαι της παραλίας.

>>53793323
You sound like a Central Asian a bit (no bully)
Also, nice pronounced zadershali

>>53793323

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZSk1ntUSbO

>>53793805
Was that google translate or your voice or what?

>>53793592
>You sound like a Central Asian
;_; even if you say no bully, it still feels like a bully

>>53793528
>it's just that your accent is painfully foreign. Oh and Ulster will never be yours.
It was ours before it was theirs, and it will be ours again.

Good luck getting northern Cyprus back though (^:

>>53794008
I work in google

>>53793528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IceDsAh3x6

Vodka literally tastes like rubbing alcohol.

>>53794008
Now, now, don't get all famished patrick, I'm sure there's something to eat in n. eire.
But honestly though, I feel you eires, and I support your republicanism.
You've been screwed over land
We've been screwed over land
You've been subjugated
We've been subjugated
You've been forced to change religion
We've been forced to change religion
You were ancient
We were ancient
You are a fun-loving and emotional people
We are a fun-loving and emotional people
You take pride in your alchohol
We take pride in your alchohol
You have an economic crisis
We have an economic crisis
We are more similar than you think Uilliam :^)
>>53794310
If you weren't a slovak I'd think you were a diasporafag, very good pronounciation and accent.

>>53794506
Mix it with orange juice and ice and have some fun.

>>53794506
that's half the fun of vodka

>>53794612

Will pick some up for next weekend, appreciated.

>>53794553
but we paid of debints ;_;

>Uilliam
"no"

Hi guys am I late to the party?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IakldbcuMx

>>53794996

Ooh, legitimately nice.

>>53794919
http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/debtclock/ireland
nope...
and i'm sorry donovan for mixing you up with the scots

this ones for int in general
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mbXS3m5l4y

I want to see americunts suffer

I'm late and repostin' cause I only got a greek (You) last time.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eq8LIo1F2U
Georgia - Vance Joy

Pls no bully

>>53795090
Thanks!

Have some A Perfect Circle.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qDdOHmcLj9

Pardon the mic quality.

>>53795606
go to hell

what should i say

>>53795716
stay mad Ivan
daily reminder Crimea is Russian

>>53795715
you're tone-deaf

>>53795715
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qDdOHmcLj9
you're great!

Pls check mine out >>53795606
but pls, no bully fellow burger

>>53795870
yours is even worse

>>53795815
Have some blues instead. I'm outside of my element when I sing high.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zoXBMz9qG4


>>53795870
Awesome man, really good job.

>>53795559
r i p ears

>>53795774

say "g'day mate, crikey, let's throw a few snags on the barbie mate. bloody abos"

>>53796002

owen can we grow old together pls?

>>53795911
let's hear your singing tough guy

>>53795994
oh my poor ears, kidding both were pretty good. Leave you skype, I also play the guitar

>>53796118
To me or the other guy who sings better?

>>53796015

>nz accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qOwHIURWNQ
>aussie accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x0nDVfGbyx

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>>53785965
> some Americans said they wouldn't be able to know where I'm from just from the accent.

>Americans

>>53796266
you also, that's nice to have some musicians to talk to

>>53796268
hi penis sniffer

>>53796267

the nz accent sounds the same except lazier and on welfare

j/k, i actually chuckled at the aussie accent. 9/10

>>53796268

you're from australia, if i'm not mistaken?

Another one of my shit voice, I really fucked up o the
"ooooooouoh" parts so pls no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1peFaSljCOI

>>53796105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k0s33qHllY
now, fuck off

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>>53796725
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k0s33qHllY

>>53796796
anything wrong?

>>53796858

not at all. let me know when your album drops, i wanna pre-order

>>53796897
sure, buddy

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>>53796366
> penis sniffer

You'd know all about that, what with there being all the Russian domination in your country

>>53797345
gr8 bantz m8

>>53797345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qSYBxtNuGX

>>53797596
Is Ivan putin his dick up your ass gently at least?

>>53797716
pull out a dick of your mouth and say it again

>>53797767
Is Ivan putin his dick up your ass gently at least? :^)

>>53797345

low-tier banter, m5+4-1

>>53797866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ocBDI0AdkA

>>53797971

okay, sure. even-steven trade. 1 amerigirl, for 2 ukrainian mail-order brides.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DJDxchZq84

>>53798241
m8 where have you been all my life?

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>>53798241
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DJDxchZq84

I....... w.... w-what is this from?
10/10

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>>53798222

Make sure they are around 20 years old so you can get 10 years use out of them.

Every slav girl turns into a shrivelled smeagol after 30

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>>53798573
true noijel

>>53798573

>get them at 15
>get extra 5 years

>>53798573
>>53798800

also that's not true. this mail-order bride website i bought a subscription to has lots of beautiful mature slavgirls

http://elenasmodels.com/Home/SearchResult/?FromAge=35&ToAge=50&Gender=1&SerachByID=Search%20by%20Profile%20ID

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>>53798864
>this mail-order bride website i bought a subscription

Sometimes I'm left truly gobsmacked.

If you can't even find an american girl you know Svetlana would fuck your shit up with her stoic slav tendancies quicker than you could say "h-h-hhh-h-hello"

>>53799140
Would she be all like "Puny American boy can't satisfy, big, strong djevushka like Natalya" and then proceed to kick his ass and make borscht out of his corpse?

>>53798241
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DJDxchZq84

im ded

>>53799264

You sound experienced, Elias :DDDD

>>53800492
I was big strong djevushka Natalya.
Now I'm big strong djevushka Boris.

>>53800650

O-oh my

>tfw no qt english who can sing a song about love with the most sad facial expression imaginable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBYmsvdv47o

>>53789494
Forgot an é, sorry.
*em que C "é" a fronteira...
You're not native right? I'm European and you sound like a Brazillian with a strange accent.
Anyway, that was pretty good!

>>53764116
בגאומטריה האוקלידית, משפט תלס קובע שישרים מקבילים חותכים מצד אחד של שוקי זווית קטעים בעלי יחסים שווים.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xF8LXip5ub

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>>53801423
Thank you! Yeah I'm American, and I've been learning for a few months.

Trying to go to Brazil this August and be able to communicate when I get there.

>>53801658
those women are colombian, though

>>53801713
Carol Seleme's Brazilian

Singing "Tsubasa wo Kudasai" (「翼をください」), lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Us4bvx8xDX

今私の願いごとが
叶うならば翼が欲しい
この背中に鳥のように
白い翼付けて下さい

この大空に翼を広げ
飛んで行きたいよ
悲しみのない自由な空へ
翼はためかせ
行きたい~~~

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z1yvn1ZiFP

>>53764560
Ew you sound like this severely autistic sjw from my sociology class.

>>53763333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zCbpPRWN1F

>>53805676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D2ItIvAQOy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ibG3nQZagO

>>53807770
hello

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SL2leMsnUZ
have a wonderful today and tomorrow

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HyRlWvYMAH

>>53798241
SOLID.

>>53808119

> SOLID

Unlike the Belgrano

he is gay chinese>>53808119

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0omcAMNluSW

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>>53809137

ayyb bb

Read this in the most scottish accent you can
I don't care if it's authentic or not

"The pintle is the sexual reproductive bodie pairt o the males in the animal families: mammals, birds, fishes, reptilians, an even insects.

Uise o the pintle

The pintle is uised tae urine an ejaculate (mak babies bi propuslin sperm). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur given tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.

Pintle erect before the sexual act ("luve makkin")."

Guess the language:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h6vGC06am0

>>53809137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YkKtfv2wAo

Mull it over, I'll be around.

>>53813076
Some turk language

>>53814071
Correct. Do you know which?

>>53814229
sounds like hebrew tbqh

requesting german btt

>>53763541
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uRLtaLlRIT

>>53814309
hebrew isn't turkic senpai

>>53814229
No idea
I can only recognize it got the turkish style hürübürlü
Turkmen?

>>53814620
Good guess, but no. This language is primarily spoken in a region a bit more to the east of Turkmenistan.

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>>53814596
seems hebrew to me lad

>>53814665
Is it the native language of a country, or is it a lesser known turkic language?

is this what black folk say in churches?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hppAjbFtZ0

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need people to tell me how shitty my russian sounds

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRbytG8zVv

>6months in

>>53814751
I'd say lesser known. It is not the native language of any country.

>>53815070
fug
then I have no idea

>>53815070
karakalpak?

>>53813076
Uygurca

>>53764349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V6xkTQEjhU
We need more french in this thread tbqh fám

Egyszer úgy is elkaplak benneteket töpörödött törpördögök

>>53818588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TqwiIgJhf5

>>53822324
just let the thread die please, only 8 replies left until the thread reaches the bump limit

bumparoo

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>>53769094

Can a German rate this http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JLRWVJEMvE

I know there's a couple of errors but I rushed it.. and then had to quite down towards the end as people came home and I didn't want them hearing...

>>53825409
>>53826195
>Just let the thread die please
Oh the absolute madmen

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>>53826580

Didn't know you wanted it gone so bad, sorry Pierre

>>53827133
I WANT THIS THREAD TO DIE
Nah honestly I don't really mind, just found the situation funny

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>>53763333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wnK8vCcwUv

>>53815067
8/10 для нe нe pyccкoгoвopящeгo. Дoвoльнo нeплoх, yчитывaя вceгo 6months in. Teбe нyжнo бoльшe гoвopить c нocитeлями языкa, тoгдa пpoизнoшeниe caмo пoдхвaтитcя, a в ocтaльнoм хopoш

>>53826195

Not German, but meiner Meinung nach you did pretty well.
My own version :

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M1Z2hEyxbM

>>53819905
8/8 m8

>>53827281
>I WANT THIS THREAD TO DIE
>reached the bump limit

WELL YOU GOT YOUR WISH. ;;;;_;;;;;

>>53790239
STFU faggot

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can anyone post some spanish or german please?

thanks!

>>53833984
chicano