/balk/

first for friendly banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNbWGaaxWM&feature=youtu.be&t=300

Hello lads. It's damn cold this morning.

>>53761665
it was colder at night

>>53761448
Žižek ish *sniff* very interesting.

>>53761748
Probably, but l was nice and warm in my comfy bed. But l've an exam in an hour and l don't wanna go out in the subzero temerature.

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>tfw no Serbian gf

>>53761831
why would a serb wear a swimsuit
they don't have any moreta lmao

>>53761915

Doesn't Montenegro count as their moreta?

morning tatarlar
how are you going to entertain me today?

I'm off to dig out my car, wish me luck.

>>53761915
We got Danube at least. ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiHfYWhDmo

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>>53762008

>>53762190
>his danube is basically a border
kek

Snow sculpture who carries fishes on her back.

>>53762834
How often do you eat bulgar yogurt, senpai?

>>53762190
Moldova looks like it's having a stroke

>>53763091

or somebody was too bored to draw the borders

>>53763091
it actually touches the black sea

Kosovars did nothing wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXVnbEG2jrE

>>53763748
Even their anthem is a meme

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>>53762190
is the capital of slovakia literally on the border
topest of kekety keks

>>53763856
It wasn't even a slovakian city to begin with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnIuu0WZ0BY
Greek Macedonia when?

>>53763879
go to hell, fagyar

this song is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIaAtzKQGXY

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>>53763883
macedonia is greek m8

Why do Turks write ı instead of i all over internet? They seem to be the most noticeable nation, on all the video games you can notice if someone is Turk because he doesn't have a goddamn i/I on his keyboard, he uses ı/İ everywhere. It's too annoying, there are easier to notice than russians with their parentheses clung on the word or Romanians with colon and 5-10 parentheses.
Would you like if ănybody would use their letters ăll over the internet, even if speăking English?

>>53763974
χαχαχα ιτς αλλ γοοδ λαδ

>>53763974

Τι στο διάολο έkανες αkριβώς γαμημένο λένε για μένα, μπορείτε λίγο σkύλα; Θα πρέπει να γνωρίζετε αποφοίτησα kορυφή της kατηγορίας μου στο Navy Seals, kαι έχω συμμετάσχει σε πολυάριθμες μυστιkές επιδρομές στην Αλ Κάιντα, kαι έχω πάνω από 300 επιβεβαιωμένες θανατώσεις. Είμαι εkπαιδευτεί σε γορίλλας πολέμου kαι είμαι στην kορυφή ελεύθερος σkοπευτής σε ολόkληρο ένοπλες δυνάμεις των ΗΠΑ. Είστε τίποτα για μένα, αλλά απλά ένας άλλος στόχος. Θα σας σkουπίσει το fuck με αkρίβεια τους ομοίους του οποίου δεν έχει δει ποτέ πριν σε αυτή τη Γη, σημειώστε τα λόγια γαμώτο μου. Νομίζεις ότι μπορείτε να ξεφύγετε με το ρητό ότι η μαλαkία μου μέσω του Διαδιkτύου; Σkεφτείτε πάλι, μαλάkα. Τη στιγμή που μιλάμε είμαι σε επαφή με το μυστιkό μου δίkτυο των kατασkόπων στις ΗΠΑ kαι IP σας είναι να εντοπιστούν τώρα, έτσι ώστε να προετοιμαστούν kαλύτερα για την kαταιγίδα, maggot. Η kαταιγίδα που σkουπίζει έξω το θλιβερό μιkρό πράγμα που αποkαλούμε ζωή σας. Είσαι γαμημένο νεkρός, παιδί. Μπορώ να είμαι οπουδήποτε, οποτεδήποτε, kαι μπορώ να σας σkοτώσει πάνω από επταkόσιες τρόπους, kαι αυτό είναι μόνο με γυμνά χέρια μου. Όχι μόνο είμαι εkπαιδεύονται εkτενώς στην άοπλη μάχη, αλλά έχω πρόσβαση σε ολόkληρο το οπλοστάσιο των Ηνωμένων Πολιτειών Σώμα των Πεζοναυτών kαι θα το χρησιμοποιήσει στο μέγιστο για να σkουπίσει τον kώλο σου άθλιο από το πρόσωπο της ηπείρου, που λίγο σkατά. Μαkάρι να μπορούσε να γνωρίζει τι ανίερη τιμωρία μιkρό σας "έξυπνο" σχόλιο ήταν έτοιμος να φέρει kάτω από σας, ίσως θα είχαν στην kατοχή τους το γαμημένο τη γλώσσα σας. Αλλά δεν μπορούσε, δεν το έkανε, kαι τώρα είστε πληρώνουν το τίμημα, που γαμώ ηλίθιος. Θα σkατά οργή πάνω σου kαι θα πνιγώ. Είσαι γαμημένο νεkρούς, μιkρέ.

>>53764020
And Greeks with xa0xa0xa0 are easily noticeable as well.
And Arab speakers don't say I'm or I am, they usually say iam or am (without any subject).

>>53763974
нaшe мeceчeвe pyнe>тypcкe мeceчeвe pyнe

>>53764057

Αλλά δεν μπορούσε, δεν το έkανε, kαι τώρα είστε πληρώνουν το τίμημα, που γαμώ ηλίθιος. Θα σkατά οργή πάνω σου kαι θα πνιγώ. Είσαι γαμημένο νεkρούς, μιkρέ.

>>53763974
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>53764093
fmm

>>53764093
if i got it right, a russian smiley face is basically just
>))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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>>53763912
>Triggered disapora

I'm not even hungarian, by the way. I was born on the Arges and I can trace my lineage to 1700, all of which has romanian family names.

>>53764093
!gm e unu care face ks la bo fgm de muist :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

>>53764143
A Romanian one is basically the same, you just need to add the colon.

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>>53764143
It's the equivalent of ROFL

>>53763974
their "ı" is our "ъ"
you can always spot a bulgarian turk if you see him write in bulgarian with latin alphabet

>kıde iskash da hodim?
>lel, no go alone instead, fucking turk in disguise

>>53764219

>forum emoticon

welcome back 2003

Hello good morning

Macedonian here

I woke up, and today I go to the doctor to check my broken leg and see how much progress I've made.

>>53764110
>>53764178
bhAaaaaa kre va bagatzi l@ m3tin datzi PM fakem un DT :X:X:X:XX:*:*:*:* scz de mass =))))))))))))))) :))))))))))))

>>53764325

don't worry m8, the ancient genes will fix your bone

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>>53764354
Te rog nu-mi face asta. Inca mai am sechele de cand jucam counter acu 10 ani.

>>53764358
Thanks hellenic bro

>>53764525
>dat webm
ce plm?

>>53764568
Femeie puternica si emancipata este expusa la patriarhie.

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>yeah bro i'll move to the usa and get mad dosh

>>53764568
epileptic seizure

>>53764552

how did it happen? Did you fell?

>>53764598
How did the negers end up that far north in the first place.

>>53764656
Ancient aliens.

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>>53764598
FUCK meant to post this one.

>>53764656
That far north in Egypt? They have a country called Nubia which was on and off part of Egypt, depending on conquests.

>>53764601
Fell from a tree in serbia, been laying here for 2 months

>>53764656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Migration_(African_American)

>>53764656
Ancient Egyptian lebensraum claim
Look it up

>>53764525
i wonder what it's like to stick your dick inside her when she's convulsing,does her vagina convulse as well?

>>53764731
Probably. Just make sure she's laying on her side so she doesn't die during sex.

>>53764656
When the auto boom was going off, Detroit was the richest city in the world. They imported blacks from the south to work there but whites didn't want to live near blacks so they split the town in black and white, one street seperated them called 8 mile. When Japan and other asians started making cars, they took a plunge and racial wars went off. Whites started moving out, industry went to shit, property prices declined and now you have Detroit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Ilitch

>>53764708
>Fell from a tree in serbia
Srbe na vrbe, or what ?

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>>53764588
desi inteleg termenul, sunt singurul care are automat reflexul sa se gandeasca la cler cand aud "THE PATRIARCHY!"

>>53764784
Tot e apt avand in vedera cat de mare e durerea poponetelor celor din reddit cand e vorba despre ortodoxie si biserica in general.

>>53764781
mild chuckle

>>53764797
Ha ha, asta a fost destul de acidă, încă mai sunt grupurile ălea super-fedora? Eu n-am facebook deci nu le ştiu prea bine.

>>53764901
Sunt si mai fedora. Daca te duci pe r romania zici ca esti pe r atheism.

>>53764219
I miss messenger so much, it was facebook only not as complicated, just a way to communicate, then we got civilised and started using smartphone in masses and boom facebook takes over the world

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>>53764797
nu e vorba de fedore in general, dar ma amuza ideea ca feministele ar fii triggered the patriarhul Bartolomeu al Constantinopolului, de exemplu.
Desi, unii episcopi se pare ca chiar sunt tinta unor muieri nebune(pic related).

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>>53764781

how does one become an ancient macedonian?

>>53765007
>Be greek
>.........done

>>53765007
by killing a tatar and swallowing serv semen while shitpost on youtube about tataro-mongols.

>>53765007
You can't. You have to be 100% pure makedonic.

>>53764940
That's why I don't have a facebook. Talking about Metin2 with my middle school mates on messenger was too comfy for me. Now I have no Metin2 appeal, no mates and no messenger.

>>53765108
>Metin 2

La vremea mea era Lineage 2 si Counter Strike.

>>53765138
Am prins şi Counter Strike, dar eu sunt mai ,,nou", n-ar trebui să stau pe 4chan.

>>53765138
sunt singurul care a jucat Cabal?

>>53765216
Mai era un ,,hipster" la noi în cartier, un fel de fedora al copilăriei. Se simțea superior nouă când vorbeam de Metin2 şi ne zicea de Cabal.

>>53765216
Nu. Mai jucam si Mu online

>>53764708

wow that just sucks mate. Best wishes to you, give it time and it will heal

>>53765007

Everyone can become Macedonian, even Afghans or Americans

Just wear the Vergina symbol on your chest and pledge allegiance to the ideals of Alexander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3OSi_4Oqvg

>american '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''movies'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>53765216
eu, dar m-am plictisit dupa vreo 2 ani ca avea animatii prea >psh nothing personnel kid

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so guys, umm, we had our fun, can we like reinstitute the roman republic now?
latin and stuff, everyone is roman, huge prestige, not border and hurrtage catfights

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>>53765862
tc

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>>53765956

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Im white haha

Romanian culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5RnYiltE-U

I just finished a campaign as the teutonic order in eu4, what other country should I play next (preferably not central/western europe)

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>>53766121
>Hai noroc. Sa-mi sugi pula!

It's like /balk/. Beautiful

>>53766195
HUN GA RI ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ

>>53766121
Ce e această "junime" despre care vorbește toată lumea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnBhflQTvw
friendly reminder tito was the best communist leader ever

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>>53766121

>>53766195
Novgorod.

>>53766350
Fuck this guy seriously

>>53766121
>>53766199
>>53766321
translate pl0x

>>53766372
you just yell you were not a part of le ebin yugoslav union

>>53766373
Some nigger swearing in broken romanian.

>Ptuuu futu-te-n guraaaaaaa x10

>>53766399
I honestly unironically wish we were tbqh
Then we could've kept macedonia :(((

>your typical blonde with blue eyes guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agx_498T-Og

>>53766478
this is actually true
if we were some epik union, fyrom would've probably be considered a part of bulgaria desu senpai

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>>53766529
ENOUGH

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>>53766500
>Uncle is euro truck driver
>Him and the other romanians are going around teaching moroccans and other shitskins how to swear in romanian
>Mfw retarded uneducated illegal immigrants learn how to swear in romanian before they learn the language of the country they infest

>>53766529
>>53766564
I dont understand monkeydonians,i don't contest their history and their "empire" and all,but they should understand it's over.They have 0 connections with the real machedonians,is like Italians would try to reclaim the Roman Empire.

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>>53766624
I JUST WANT OFF THIS AWFUL RIDE

Average romanian male.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey051cJtvzw

Balkan union when?
Economic cooperation and free travel between the counties.

Fuck eu niggers.

>>53766624
I think they are one of those rare people that made an ethnicity from a region they're living in, not from their actual roots. Kinda like Montenigrins I guess. But then again, Montenegro has more legitimacy to exsist as a sorvegin state over FYROM.

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Abea ai venit la scoala si deja ai inceput sa postezi cacat pe /balk/, Radu?

>>53766743
Am stat acasa azi bai futu-ti fanina matiii

>>53766774
Ah, am uitat ca la scoala generala va da liber cand ninge.

>>53766672
We started small, Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia established Craiova Group for cooperation. We could expand it and it will be our own little v4. :)

>>53766805
C3 still exists? Ponta is currently being arrested.

>>53766803
Ce generala baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ca sunt clasa a 12 a.Futu-ti faninaaa

>>53766805
Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia and Moldova. That's a good idea of a thread.
+ we get rid of Albos
+ we get rid of FYROM
+ we get rid of klime as well
- we get rid of Greece
So overall it's a good, southern v4.

>>53766805
As long as we get macedonia and Dimitrovgrad, Tzaribrod I'm all down for that

Is someone playing Ark here?We could make a tribe or so,or even Dayz?

>>53766279
too hungarian
>>53766358
too close to the baldicks

>>53766875
Being close to the baldicks means easy shit to conquer.

How about [spoiler]Theodoro.[/spoiler]?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z6i5zJifT4

>>53766909
If I played Theodoro I'd be too tempted to turn it into another GroßGermaniums campaign so sadly, no. I do intend to play them sometime in the future tho

>>53767023
Muscovy,Wallachia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHjf8sElG4I

>>53766199

fuck this emoticon desu I fucking hate it so much since it became even more overused than the rage comics

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>>53767143
impale yourself greasecuck

>>53767078
>tfw played Wallachia at least once every new expansion
also once from 1600 start with Mihai Viteazul

>Muscovy
Too close to the countries I interacted with as the Teutonic Order

>>53767090
Wish I had a tiger.

>>53767078
Muscovy's easy mode.

>>53766862
t. gyppo

>>53765291
>nostalgie

Chiar imi e dor de copilarie. Cind eram mic, totul era asa fascinant. Fie ca jucai o miuta in cartier, fie ca bagai 1.6 in retea la o sala de jocuri, mereu erai captivat de ceea ce faceai si nu aveai considerente gen bani, locatie etc. Gaseai ceva de facut fara planuri si alte rahaturi.

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>>53766529
not true
Yugo pol agenda was towards the creation of Macedonia as a separate country, ethnicity and so forth. You can easily see that before the Tito-Stalin split when teachers were sent to Pirinska Makedonija (i.e. Bulgarian part of Macedonia) to teach local population the Macedonian language. The Bulgarian government at the time agreed on this but after the split happened they reverted to their old position. Also the fact on pic related.

>>53767090
cmon how can this cute baby face do anything bad

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>>53767278
Eu acum gasesc placerea mergand cu masina mea second hand sub pod si dau muie la prostituate.Nici macar sa ma uit la filme cu babushka nu mai am rabdare :(

>>53766862
the poor version of v4. hehehehehe

imarite

>>53767347
ala-i praz?

>>53767376
E o punga cu prenadez cred.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTJtJ-McZN0&list=PLCC0FF8181D6BB19E&index=2
Cand ascultam Specii si bagam legale acum vreo 3-4 ani,

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>>53767354
Better Greece than Former Soviet Republic of Moldova though. Either that or Romania, Bulgaria, Albania c3 in honour of Second Tsardom. :^) We expand into Moldova and Serbia and set up an Aromanian state in Greece, you and Albania expand into Serbia, FYROM and Greece.

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Describe your cunt in one pic

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stop calling us fyrom

>>53766350

No joke, but this. You know American pride for putting the flag on the moon and all that, how they're fucking great, literally no one mentions the Yugoslav involvement in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfJiNPZ38kY

>>53767540
is Skopia ok?

>>53767242
Stai asa, e inceput cu Mihai Viteazul?

>>53767540
just butthurt cigani desu

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>>53767540

>>53767540
Alright, Maqedonisë.
>>53767563
Dai manual pin' la anii sai de domnie.

>>53767278
>mfw sunt a zecea şi deja mă simt bătrân

>>53767540
makedonija e na makedoncite dbi faм

>>53767563
da, daca setezi tu manual data (nu stiu daca se mai poate in versiunea asta)
incepi cu PU cu Moldova si Transilvania si ai oportunitatea sa-i ataci pe Otomani in timp ce-si iau bataie de la austrieci

>>53767540
can we call you vardar

>>53767599
Pai la cit de autisti sint copchiii din ziua de azi, nici nu ma mir.
>>53767440
Muzica mea di fumat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjdqol5lr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvcS0KegYo4

>>53767593
ce raspunzi in locul meu Marine? Mai bine propune-mi cu tara sa joc >>>53766195

>>53767619
this desu
cant wait for sashe to form his army once again and make the gypsies, tatars, smerdians, orthoturks and shqips our slaves

>>53767697
Georgia/Circassia.

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>>53767707
Sashe can't win against the eternal Seakike

>>53767674
>îmi vine să plâng când îmi văd sabia de lemn cu care jucam Swords and Sandals în spatele blocului în 2007
Probabil că nu stii jocul de pe browser.

>cât de autisti sunt
Romgleză, poze, romgleză, modă, poze. Atât ştiu colegele mele, plus că băietii se comportă extrem de efeminat pentru a atrage fetele. Eu sunt fulgul special.

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>>53767593
Sa mori tu, chiar il are

>4/6/6

S-a dus dracu invatatu meu pentru examene.

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>be shqip
>start insurgency
>nato doesn't stand behind you
>surrender

>>53767788
They didn't thank USA hard enough to win there.

>>53767788
>be fyromian
>get butthurt about sqips 24/7
wew lad

life would be so much better if all balkan countries were islands

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>>53767731
wew ce trecut trist au circasienii, parca as juca cu ei. Sa fac un fel de exod in lumea noua sau sa raman in muntii caucaz?

>>53767877
fuck off tatap
obey your master

>>53767788
pain release

>>53767788
kfor released their pain

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>>53767776
Tocmai am inceput jocul. Are staturi bune dar ideile astea sunt de cacat
>Defensive
>Offensive
>Espionage

Si in plus incep in razboi cu turcii si am armata mai mica decat ei dar nici un aliat in afara de Moldova si Transilvania.

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>tfw you just wanna love maketa but all you get from them is pain and suffering

>>53767788
>result: start of 2001 macedonia insurgency
kek
they were so butthurt about this they started shit up in mkd.

>>53767982
i feel same way about bulgarians, i wanna love bulgaria but all i see is bulgarian being assholes 24/7

>>53767929
>be the same fyromian
>get furiously assblasted when someone mentions your butthurt over sqips
wew lad

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>>53767540

Former Bulgarian and Yugoslav Republic of Vardarskan Bulgarians

>>53767980
parca si austriecii incep in razboi cu ei

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>>53767893
>Cauta pe net.
Chiar tragic si brutal, frate.
Caucaz.

>>53768040
Da. Sunt in Razboiul Lung, dar normal ar trebuii sa fim aliati in acelas razboi.

>>53767880
Tell that to Ireland.
>>53767893
Uneste Caucazul, cucereste Crimea, Golden Horde si o bucata din Nogai pentru o granita simetrica s-apoi sa te extinzi spre Europa prin Lituania sudica.

>>53768019
w-we can be friends if you want lad

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Ba ce pula mea?

https://vimeo.com/108285990

>>53768078
not the same anon
but most of the time I am just >>53767929 bantz

>>53768064
lasa ca macar asa poti sa fii oportunist si sa iesi cu mai mult pamant din razboiul asta decat daca ai fi fost aliatul lor

>>53768078
sure why not, I have many bulgarian friends I play video games that aren't dickheads, I see much more MK/BG interaction now a days for some reason, like us playing games together or talking on facebook etc

>>53768079
conspirotarzii dacioati sunt ilari.
>>53768064
>Razboiul Lung
Hello, Abbadon/X-COM commander.

>>53768078
>>53768112
as in I don't really mean it
though it might be difficult to discern that in the context of this medium

>>53768064
>ar trebuii

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>>53768113
Tocmai m-am uitat la scorul de razboi.

>Batalia de la Calugareni
>20k vs 128k
>Victorie
>Scor 0%

>>53768148
Razboiul lung insemnand razboaiele dintre austrieci si turci.

>>53768148
De risu' plinsu' citi prosti pun botu' la dacomanie.

>>53768156
Yea i know most of the stuff here is le* fun bantz xD. I'm just sad about the overall situation between our contries

>>53768019
>>53767982
if we were the same country we'd just talk the same shit about ourselves. its the balkan way. you talk smack about your neighbours while silently hating yourself a lot more. so love your neighbours lads - they keep your mind distracted from hating yourself

>Ohrid : 365 churches, a church(saint) for every day of the year

>albo capital of Sk*pje : 1095 mosques, a mosque for every prayer, for every day of the year

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>>53768213
erritaim :DDD

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Fuck senpai
I don't think I can pay for my trip to Macedonia this summer. :(

>>53768213
Not again...

Di ste pičkice!

Back from the doctor, I'll walk in a month. FUCK YOU TREE

>>53768202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdbTUl1FXk#t=138

>>53768208
my dad thinks that bulgarians are scammers couz when he went there in early 2000s the border police + road police scammed the fuck out of him rofl

>>53768197
>20k vs 128k
pacat ca nu poti face asa ceva in jocul asta nici macar cu Prusia+ toate ideile militare posibile. Eventual daca ataci primitivi

>>53768197
>Razboiul lung insemnand razboaiele dintre austrieci si turci.
Stiu, dar m-a amuzat, ca imi plac si SF-urile.
>>53768198
Exista mai la toate popoarele cretini d-astia, stai linistit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW7BTIQZADg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLeaZmiWQ6g
>tfw grossillyricum might happen in your lifetime

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шиптъpитe идaт oт зaпaд лaйнa мaкeдoнcки .. шe тичaтe зa пoмoщ oт нac тoгaвa !!

>>53768232
you should have bought less sarissas and helmets

>>53768307
based bate boiko

>>53768303

you fucked up your leg good senpai

be careful next time you try to imitate the turks

>>53768322
as if that doesnt happen everywhere in the balkans. things seem a lot better now though. how is it there?

>>53768352
>remove proxy nao tatarlarski!

>>53768352
Бpaћa Cpби cy тy зa вac, јeбитe ви Бyгape.

>>53768401
test

>>53768389
better than early 2000s thats for sure but unemployment still like 20-25% and wages still shit so meh, i think another shqip chimpout will happen before we get into EU or NATO so that sucks

>>53768358
I.....I meant Slavic Macedonia

>>53768430
>unemployment still like 20-25%

t. Latas

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>>53768450
me too

>>53768430
>i think another shqip chimpout will happen before we get into EU or NATO so that sucks
Hopefully Albania will border Bulgaria on the Vardar after that. :DDDDD

>>53768450
Whoa, are you diaspora in burgerland? I never saw you posting here

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>>53768339
>>53768198
>>53768148
Cea mai trista chestie e ca am gasit pe facebook de la un pseudo-nationalist dacoman.

stop pushing this retarded "fyrom-bulgaria" friendship.
The banter between us is really nice.

Like there will be a match in skopie at the end of march. And i prefer to hear the skpians booing our anthem, calling us tatars and whatnot. Maybe a nice coreo of Alexndr killing a mongolian... Then there will a shitstorm on the forums.
I can't wait.
Banter is love.

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>>53768333
Mama dar Mihai are ceva putere militara, nu gluma. Are 4 in Shock si Maneuver. Tocmai am decimat o armata de 20 cu 14 si eu am fost atacatorul.

>>53768499
if albania borders bulgaria bulgaria wont last 10 years with their birthrate, they dont know how lucky they are to have a buffer zone between the zerg hive
>albania borders bulgaria
>they hop borders and have 10 kids like they did here and serbia
>suddenly they have a historic minority and bulgar invaders must go

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>>53768499
>tfw bulgarians will finally feel how sweet bordering albania is
after all albanians are thraco-illyrian

>>53768503
No. I just like Macedonia. I went there when I was 20 and had an amazing time.

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>>53768514
DAGIA MARE :DDDDD
Dagomani au Spurdo vision.

>>53768430
>another shqip chimpout
You make it sound like it's something horrible.
>all those villages to raid
>all those houses to loot
>all those houses to burn
>all those women to rape
>all those shqips to kill
>all that gold
>all that money
Do you even balkan faggot?

Пиpин, Eгeј, Bapдap - eднa зeмјa, eднo cpцe, eднa дyшa - MAКEДOHИJA HA MAКEДOHЦИTE !

>>53768565
Are you that CIA agent from /pol/ who used to spend time here and in kosovo? Why the fuck did you go here lol

>>53768057
>>53768069
tocmai am inceput
>tribal federation
wew ce handicap. Obsti satesti practic

I'm fine with maketa saying they were anticki and shit (well it still annoys me but i can live with that)
I'm not fine with them hating us so whole-heatedly

>>53768607
theres too many good people in this country who don't deserve a war, its not fair for them, for me i couldnt care less

>>53768643
No. I went because it looked cute. The landscape looked pretty. The language sounded nice. So I went and I had fun

>>53768647
De asta e mai bine sa joci cu gruzinii.

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>>53768657
>theres too many good people in this country who don't deserve a war

>>53768657
Man fuck that! All pacifist faggots should be send to the front-line first when SHTF.

>>53768653
We only like other yugos

>>53768697
kek, there's a Quebecois macedoniaboo posting here too

>>53768735
And then...
>Balkankan's plot becomes reality
kek

>>53768719
>implying its not true
we were known in yugo as the "friendly guys" for a reason, have you been around balkan? we are legit one of the nicest people in these parts, and thats why I don't want war, like I said personally I don't give a fuck though, I have little to live for any way

>>53768699
m-am atasat deja de astia

>>53768557
there's literally nothing wrong bordering Albania.

>another day of obssesive thougts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb9oiCr81uk

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>>53768810
sure goy

Dear Macedonians,

If I cannot pay for my ticket to Macedonia and back will you please pay? I will bring gifts and money from America. I will make American food and video games

>>53768653
>I'm fine with maketa saying they were anticki and shit
I am most certainly not fine with that.

>>53768810
its the last thing bulgaria needs, gypsies on steroids coming into ur country

>>53768848
no im poor pay urself

>>53768848
dont bring money, use money to pay for ticket

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>>53768848

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>>53768881
we've conquered them before, we can do it again

>>53768848
>American food
You came here to insult us, then you expect us to respect you?
Are you retarded?

>>53768848
You can stay at my place in skopje for as long as your visa thing allows

gather up 800 usd for a return ticket to istanbul, take a bus from there, its 30 bucks

>>53768972
>stay at my place in skopje
Don't listen to him, anon. He wants to steal your organs.

>>53768939
albanians didnt exist in the time of the khans bruv, their shitty language popped up in like 13th century
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kutmichevitsa
was mostly inhabited by christian slavs at that time partly thanks to bulgars

>>53768916
I can bring small amounts

>>53768945
I will make you an amazing grilled cheese

>>53768972
Thanks family ;)

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>>53768699
uite astia au si sprite personalizat, spre deosebire de georgieni care au generice de est europeni

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>>53769019
>I will make you an amazing grilled cheese
You just can't stop spitting in our faces, don't you?
This is it, faggot. I'm sending pic related to your trailer park.

>>53769018
i'm talking about tzar Asen 2 n shiet

>>53769026
Cu Gruzia e mai usor, totusi(daca nu te invadeaza imediat Aq Qsdfasd).

>>53769026
noi avem sprite personalizat(oricare dintre cele 3 provincii)?

>>53769079
2 regiuni, prietene. Jidanii astia de la Paradox au pus cultura maghiara in Transilvania.

>>53768848
>cannot pay for my ticket to Macedonia
>I will bring gifts and money from America.

uwotm8?!

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Hai ca m-am cacat pe ei desi austriecii nu au rezistat mult.

Dar tocmai am primit asta. Nu stiu daca sa zic da sau nu.

>>53769065
yeah but i doubt alboshits were even active back then, like I said
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_language
>The first written mention of the Albanian language was on 14 July 1285 in Dubrovnik (modern-day Croatia), when a certain Matthew, witness of a crime, stated "I heard a voice shouting on the mountainside in the Albanian tongue" (Latin: Audivi unam vocem, clamantem in monte in lingua albanesca).

criminals from discovery

>>53769112
He'll give you some soap stolen from a Turkish hostel and 1 dollar as a parting gift. :DDDD

>>53769079
nu, din pacate generice de est europeni. Cand trecem la pusti aratam ca niste strelets din cossacks in plm

>>53769107
in fine. avem?
>>53769127
da

>>53769019
Where are you from bro

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>>53769147
Retardatii aia de la paradox a dat la toate culturile europene de est sprite-uri de Streltsy, care numai rusii aveau, si dupaia au scos DLC cu cazacii care le da rusilor sprituri inice care nu sunt Streltsy dar restul le folosesc pe cele vechi.

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I'll probably save up for next year senpai. It'll be worth it. Hopefully shut don't go down before I visit

who here /slavi/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSnCsizBUFI

>>53769184
Michigan

>>53768848
1.are you qt girl ?
2.how much is the ticket ?

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>>53769165
Ce nume sa ii dau?

>>53769136
>14 July 1285
>first time shiptars to be mentioned in history
>a-a-and is a crime report

>>53769226
Oricum jidanii de la Paradox fac intentionat multa cenzura(maghiari in Transilvania in orice joc de-al lor, nu exista cultura albaneza in CK II, 'Carpatia'(Romania+Ungaria) ca imperiu standard in CK II etc).
>>53769279
Bogdana, fiindca-i de la Dumnezeu. :DDD

>>53769226
era un mod care te lasa sa alegi din toate sprite-urile pt custom nations, daca imi faceam ceva tara cu cultura romana imi puneam sprite de novgorod

>>53769266
>poorfag from Detroit detected!

>>53769266
Most of our diaspora is in michigan actually, or indianna. I know some americans and english I could introduce you to here and cool friends, we'd have a good time. But its a long ways till summer

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>>53769314
Cum arata alea din Novgorod?

>>53769279
Florica.

>>53769275
No

.......almost $950

>>53769339
Nope. Detroit is shit

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>>53769303
asta-i ''compromisul'' lor

>>53769279
theodora ofc

>>53769314
Eu m-am mai jucat cu custom nation sa fac "Armynija"(Armînia) in Salonic. Sau mai faceam doua state de cite o provincie pe coasta Adriatica din Napoli, unu' (a)rominesc si unu' albanez, reprezentind atit exodul istoric al albanezilor, cit si un exod al arominilor.
>>53769404
Bataie de joc.

>>53769396
Bring a Negro friend with you. We can sell his bubreks to shiptars and make close to 20k.

>>53769469
I don't have any black friends desu

this animation is horrifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpkuD-IxrH4

>>53769404
Hunedoara inca are cultura ungara in 1600-1700.

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>>53769279
Pizdinela
>>53769379
asa, li se schimba culoarea in functie de culorile tarii tale

>>53769557
I wouldn't mind that. :)

I want to go to Michigan

>>53769576
michigan is shit, the only good US state is Washington state, otherwise Canada > US

>>53769557
i can sacrifice 1 of our 2 moretas if you keep Serbia landlocked, тbh

>>53769594
a dali i tamu kuckite jadat musli?

>>53769557
This seems ok

>>53769576
COME

>>53769594
Washington is 8/10 the
T. I used to live near Puget sound

>>53769626
kanada ti e upgrade na amerika dbi
>>53769603
they aren't landlocked they have montenegro, literally the serb hotel resort

>>53769670
>they aren't landlocked they have montenegro, literally the serb hotel resort
Montenegro is Russian territory p much as Varna. I want the servs to be landlocked. Am i asking too much?

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>>53769557
no

>>53769750
montenegro are serbs

>>53769667
Gib skype or email, or if /balk/ is still around before the summer come at a certain date so I can think of ways to get you out here in time for summer

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>>53769557
JUST

>>53769750
actually they're losing their respect from russians after sucking dick to get into NATO and putting sanctions towards russia due to annexation of crimea.
>>53769837
half of them consider themselves special :^)

>incep un joc in CK II drept conte al Tirgovistei
>sint de cultura pecenega
...
>numele casei mele este Szilagyi
.....................

>>53769876
I think I'll just wait desu. No offense to you tho. I would rather pay for it myself now that I think about it. I guess it's my pride

>>53769898
idk i go to montenegro for vacation like every 3rd year and crnogorec is a meme identity pretty much, they know they're serbs
they too have shqips tho its disgusting

>>53769910
come home, szekely man.

>>53769497
Go to the ghetto and offer some random Negro a free trip to the beautiful Balkan.

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Why is Greek Diaspora so cringy? I found this in my /int/ folder

>>53770037
all diaspora is cringey, no exceptions.

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>Angajez Inchizitor
>3 decizii care reduc toleranta si cresc puterea misionarilor apar
>Le iau pe toate
>Reformatii dispar intr-un an

I-am luat in pula pe secui.

>>53769910
>vanilla ck2
>old gods start
>conte al severinului, vasal al bulgariei
>cultura vlaha
>dinastia carasova
>nume Janos
Pur si simplu incornoreaza-mi cacatul familie

cigany, this way

>>53770181
>>53770181
>>53770181
>>53770181

>>53770181
>>53770181
>>53770181
>>53770181

>tfw I will never live in Sofia
>tfw I will never ever have bulgarian gf
Why live

>>53770094
de fapt am avut un inchizitori prin zona la un moment dat, dar impotriva secuilor.
https://tiparituriromanesti.wordpress.com/2014/11/15/papa-eugeniu-al-iv-lea-trimite-inchizitori-impotriva-ereticilor-din-tarile-romane-si-alte-tari-din-regiune-1446/

>>53769837
but they are serbs who cucк Serbia, so they are based serbs.

>>53769898
as long you are landlocked by someone (even if that someone is an ethical serb) i'll be in peace, lad

>>53770592
*impotriva husitilor

>>53769895
nigga, i dont care for these stats as long as my yearly salary is 50K EUR.

>>53763089
once every two weeks desu