our women are ugly our food is bad and it rains a lot please free me from this hell
The telly is good and the people are polite. As a Spanish immigrant I deeply appreciate both of those things. But I come from the rainy part of Spain anyways so the weather doesn't bother me.
Can't be worse than Paris, baguette.
In all seriousness, I've never been to Vigo myself, but all the cities in the northern coast are just as rainy. Not sure how shitty Vigo is so can't compare.
At least we don't live in the Shire.
I bet you got your angst staying up late at night listening to your parents fucking because you were never more than 2 feet from them at any given point in your midget house.
>tfw trapped on a tiny island with nothing but British women
Just try to learn the language and don't banter about Gibraltar until you have made some good friends.
Even if you join one of those Britfag autist colonies on the coast, you will have a happy life.
I don't know why everyone in the UK doesn't just kill themselves.
Your best show is Dr. Who and it's absolutely terrible. You live in closets and pay taxes just to watch T.V. You live in the biggest nanny state in the world and even butter knifes are quasi-contraband. You are being forced out of your own cities by Muslims and you are forced to downsize your military to a laughable level. Your future monarchs are either Prince Dipshit or Prince Balding. The only one that would be any good is Harry but we all know he won't get a shot at the throne. You don't even have an active aircraft carrier and even the one you are building you have to make ski ramps like it's still the 70s. Your most known cuisine is a breakfast platter that must be 4000 calories. Other than that you are known for having a pudding that is really just coagulated blood. Delicious? Disgusting! Whenever someone thinks of the Middle Ages they imagine a bunch of dirty, disgusting Brits in the mud because that is where you belong. You should thank the Roman Empire for bringing civilization to your shitty island because without them you would be worse off than Africa. Over the past 100 years you went from the worlds greatest empire to a laughable cucked version of your former selves. I would be so ashamed to be a Brit and I know your ancestors are rolling in their graves in shame. The only thing you got going for you is Brits make the best damn cars in the world.
My ancestors were Flemmish and German. Protip: Belgians are the most powerful people on the planet.
So no, I don't fall victim to the one drop rule. I have no filthy British blood in my veins thank God.
Literally muh heritage: the post.
Kill yourself before you infect anyone else with your autistic genetics. Only an autist gives a shit about some tiny little island nobody cares about, and feels the need to indulge into their history and make it such a personal issue.
>Talking about other people being ugly
Lay off the cerveza y tequilla there Pedro. Everyone knows Mexicans are even uglier than Indians.
> don't banter about Gibraltar
Or that whole fiasco with the Spanish Armada. Or our rape and pillage of the Americas. Other countries may make jokes about how horribly we mistreated the natives, but England isn't one of them.
It wasn't anglophobia. It was just pointing out how shitty it is to live in Britain. Besides, anglos are fine. At least the ones in America. They are the ones that could afford to make the trip over. All the poorshits stayed behind on the Isles.
And look what happened to them. Their descendants walked on the moon and freed Europe from Nazi Germany, and are now the #1 power in the world of our age. Everyone living in America is living in the strongest country at the time. Everyone not living in America will enjoy being excluded from textbooks.
There are decent Anglos in Britain you know. Calling us small-brained, savage, dirty and disgusting isn't very nice in case your aspergers didn't pick that up. Overgeneralising a population because of a few of it's representitives isn't the best thing to do. That would be like me saying you Americans are all bunch of fatfuck sheep who have no sense of politics.
You can have your colony again with Japan :)
I never implied all Americans have British ancestors. There are a good portion of Americans who are descended from Brits however. Those who deny their heritage only do so because of the revolution and sentiment during the civil war.