Best Banter Rivalry

france and germany because it had actual wars in times where they actually mattered because they happened in actual europe between actually powerful nations

the only good posters on this board are russians and jews
rest = into trash

>>53736347
It's more like Denmark, Norway, Finland vs Sweden.

Rarely Denmark banters alone, he usually got them to back him up.

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>>53736491
t. ivan

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>>53736491
after you

>>53736516
It's usually Swedes making fun of Danes for being potatoes and killing your nobles.

>>53736420
>hey guys remember those two times we ruined europe?
German humour is shit, that's why you're not on the picture, you shit-eating, shit-grinning cunt.

>>53736598
why humour? I'm serious. The conflicts in the picture had literally no impact on the rest of europe.
Hell I can't even name the bottom flags without thinking hard

Romania and Hungary is a pretty good one too

>>53736713
>UK had no influence on Europe
>Sweden had no influence on Europe
>Russia had no influence on Europe

Your banter is shit you sub-human piece of filth, please leave.

>>53736713
>Hell I can't even name the bottom flags without thinking hard

this is germany 2016

>>53736811
>naming the countries but not the conflict itself
In case you didn't get it, I AM TALKING ABOUT THE RIVALRY AS A WHOLE AND NOT THE PARTICIPATING COUNTRIES

>>53736876
ooooh it's russia. i thought it was serbia or smth lele

>>53736972
>I AM TALKING ABOUT THE RIVALRY AS A WHOLE AND NOT THE PARTICIPATING COUNTRIES
That's not what you wrote
>I can't even name the bottom flags

Take some time off your incessant schedule making and take up some English lessons you stupid cunt.

Greece and Turkey have a lot of banter but sometimes it gets a bit too rough to really call fun.

>>53737091
are you for real? How is that not what I wrote.
The flag thing is obviously a fucking joke you retard.

>>53737769
>The flag thing is obviously a fucking joke
Go back to what I said about German humour. This is why you're not on the picture, you cockroach.

I hate every other country

>>53737769

>I was just joking, seriously, I'm not retarded

>>53737857
wow, im sorry my joke bothered you so much. the point of it was simply to show how irrelevant any eastern rivalry was to the west.
you sir, are a cunt.

>>53737920
guter

japan and south korea

balkan shitfest

>>53736347
what about england+france
and balkan butthurts

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>>53736347
>tfw no Sudanese, Somali or Eritrean posters to have a rivalry with

Do we have rivalry with Ukraine? They're almost nonexistent on this great board.

>>53736347
>no japan and korea

easily the most fun, except that's not really banter it's more genuine hatred

>>53736347
Straya and canada is the most fun.

>>53737947
>you sir, are a cunt.
Post shit. Get bantered.

This is why we're on the picture and you're not.

>>53738013
England and France is just "u were angevin", "no"

>>53738060
Forgot about them.

>>53737966
also this
>>53738046
i-i'll banter ya ethiopia

>>53738093
It's not, it's just a genocide...
RIP Canada

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>>53737623
you think that its all banter but if not for nato and europe we would fucking kill each other

I like Poles vs. Lithuanians and Balkan banter

>>53738046
why is ethiopia so shit at soccer

>>53738053
on kc cockholes constantly banter russians
youre right tho, they dont exist here
>>53738100
>"u were angevin", "no"
literally what

>>53738053
I've seen Ukies rageposting at Russians before a couple times, yes. Really wish there was a few more of them.

>>53738165
French call English people French, the English say no.

first time posting on /int/, but just saw the india rekt pic. that was. holy shit my fucking sides!

>>53738148
Not enough meat on our players, which is why we do so well at long distance running.

>pic related
It's our national dish.

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>>53738046
there was a sudanese guy last year, but i havent seen him since
probably got shot

America. The banter between us is great. When Ireland, Canada, Germany and France try to banter with Britain it's just cringeworthy.

I love when Finland gets all flustered about Sweden and starts spouting shit like "jag heter homo-peter pög".

It's adorable. I want a small pekka by my desk so I could sit and listen to his banter and badly scribbled finish memes on my wall.

>>53738100
>get bantered
you just insulted me while completely missing my point and eventually I grew tired of trying to discuss. fucking autist jesus christ

Spain vs Portugal is hilarious

>>53738194
oh
theres a lot of real banter if you look out for it though

Ex-Yugoslav banter is based.

> start bantering about politics
> eventually memes get exhausted
> end up invariably talking about basketball

>>53738271
>Portugal
>vs Spain
who woulda thought

>>53738255
But YOU try to banter with us

>>53738271
its more like t. alberto barbosa vs. /int/

>>53738235
Probably posting using his German flair these days. I just found out about this great board recently from some nice folks over at /sp/

>>53736347
Australia v Britain
Australia v New Zealand
Australia v America
Australia v Everyone

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>>53738264
>you just insulted me
Yes.

>>53738255
You're that Yank visiting the UK, aren't you? Fat cunt.

>>53738351
but that's not banter that's bullying

>>53738233
>It's our national dish.
Reminds me of a joke we told as each other as little kids.

Why are Ethiopians the stupidest people on earth?

There are hungry, but don't eat.

>inb4 german humour

>>53736491
Slovenians are too :^)

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>>53738354
start posting more, people love rare flag posters

>>53738100

england and france is the goat rivalry cunt what are you on about

>>53738432
its not as visible as other bantz on /int/

>>53738432
lmao what country are you even from? have i seen you on a map before?

>>53736347
Poland Germany

>>53736516

Finland vs Sweden threads are absolutely awful. Some Sweden YES threads made by Finns were funny but Finland has gone too close to YES for them to be funny anymore.

>>53736724

They're charming in their predictability. Oh look, there's the 19476233th Romanian in history to observe that Hungarians are not real Europeans because they're really Mongols and the 23842342th Hungarian to state that Romanians are not real Europeans because they're really Gypsies.

Keep going guys, maybe after another 500 years of that spam one side will eventually convince the rest of the world.

>>53738093
I have no idea why they even have a rivalry on /int/. It makes no sense.

>>53738505

i mean maybe it's just me but a thousand years of irl rivalry > greentext banter on /int/

>>53738400
Ever had ethiopian food?
Neither have they.

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>>53738400

>mirror eggs

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Japan and Korea.

>>53738570
why do ethiopians have weak arms and fat bellys?
being lazy as fuck and not doing any labor while eating all day long.

>>53738570
You know what's one rice grain in a sink ?
An Ethiopian who throw up
You know what's two rice grain in a sink ?
An Ethiopian dream

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>>53738701

>balkan
>someone mentions war
>croat and serb start to shit on eachoter
>slovenian join and shit on both
>bosnian join to shit on serb
>albanian see thread and enter to shit on serb
>all 4 unite against to shit on albanian
ty albo

>>53738701
holy shit how have I never seen this before.
"learn deny warcrime" top fucking kek

>>53738821
no one likes albos
i got beaten up by 2 15 year old albos when i was 7
switzerland is full of them

>>53736347
Everyone vs. Portugal is the best 2bh.

>>53738929
t. alberto barbosa

>>53738701
Holy fuck

>>53738821
Okay,it's hilarious. My vote for ex-yu.

haha guys funny thread. Ur tricksters the lot of ya!

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>>53736347
Japan Korea by far

>>53738978
>t. alberto barbosa
>not Albert O'Barbosa

This inability to realize the obvious is what makes claps shit at banter 2bh.

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>>53738670
Are you really black man?

>>53738885
>tripfag
>tripfag who calls himself 'muh heritage'
>thinks he doesn't deserve to get smashed up by Albos

wew lad

>>53736347
Portugal vs Spain has produced some fun times but i thin North korea vs everyone is the funniest rivalry ever

>>53738701
>1 and 1 bomb is end of war
everytime

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>>53738999

>>53738701
>>53738701
This is golden.

>>53739253
Why is Britain getting waldo's lunch money ?

>>53739220
t. al-börqhte bïrbersi

>>53739215
I am indeed a chorney chelovek. How many pairs of Adidas track suit pants do you own?

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>>53739318

>>53738821
I saw croats side with albos lots of times.

>>53738877
you sure germany you never learnd the "learn to deny war crime" skill?

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>>53739407
0
Post proof that you are black

>>53738410
I love you Russia!

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>>53739479
is this you?

>>53739382
Meme all you like but you were the one with a black eye in the shape of a twin headed eagle m8.

>>53739318
The space between "money" and "?" makes it look even more legitimate.

Fuck I love the French.

>>53739477
do you have any idea how the german education works?
students basically get conditioned to take any blame anyone ever throws at us from the first grade on.

>>53739318
god dam it france this is an even bigger fail then you participation on ww2

>>53738366
>Australia v Everyone

this

>>53739430
Croats are true TR-8Rs t b h

>>53739610
my friend got kicked from the German school because she started to goose step
if thats not denying something idk what is

>>53739666
>666
Satan has spoken.

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>>53739479
Posting my pic on 4chan.. I don't see how this can go wrong lel.

>pic related
It's mother fcker, I lived in KZ last year.

horrendous thread

>>53739767
>guy on the left
total bro tier
>guy on the right
completely creepy
prolly mongol

>>53739651
C'mon you got to admit he kinda looks like waldo

>>53739849
When are you going back to London?

>>53739767
RARE
A
R
E

>>53739863
That's me, kek.

>>53739743
probably because it's fucking inappropriate?
banning that is not denying that it existed, it's to prevent people to do it again.
literally 70% of history class in schools is "WWII and why it was all our fault", you just have no fucking clue.

denying warcrimes is for example not admitting they happened, like what the japanese government actually does

>>53739747
>Satan is russian
meh kinda saw it comming

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>>53739998
sorry senpai :DDD

>>53739920
ik has waldo writen a constitution and givin it to the brits?
come on france your head isnt only to wear berets

404 and Finland. But 404 is not a country and Finland is not present in oppic.

>>53740115
Check his flag again.

>>53740203
t. Humorous Barbarosa

>>53736347
Fite me irl.

Meet me outside the Dunnes in Cork in 10 minutes.

>>53739666
Nah, i still think of them as more of a bros than slovenians. Our stabby brios.

>>53740350
Why do you think that?

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>>53740292
oh shit my bad
i always though he was the Serbian statan

>>53740415
Maybe because we're the same people, who mixed for dozens of centuries and didn't even care about were they croats or serbs, until 19th century?

>>53740243
Saatana :_DDD:DD

>>53736347

Poland v Russia
Ex-Yu v Albania
France v UK

>>53740573
We're not same anymore.
Dont be a faggot and hate them both on the same level.

>>53736347

Australia vs everyone
Japan vs Korea
Lesotho vs Canada
Poland vs Russia/Germany

>>53736347
>no australia vs poopland

>>53740634
Dont tell me what to do, bitch.

>>53739767
You look like a Spaniard or an Italian.

oh and also India v Pakistan

>>53740755
>Japan vs Korea
this

>>53740634
>>53740573
I understand why he dislikes Slovenians more, for one we declared independence first.
I found Serbians much more trustworthy in my life t b h, though maybe more """uncivilized"""", but if you shook hands with the guy he won't let you down, while with Croats you can never know...

>>53736347
Russia vs Poland?
Do we even have Ukrainians on int?

>>53740948
>Russia vs Poland?
Katyn+partitions+president killing

>Do we even have Ukrainians on int?
4-5 I think, yes.

Poland vs every neighbor

Maybe excluding slovakia dunno

>>53739767
I'd suck your BBC.

we aren't ''rivals'' with Russia we are proper enemies we burned Moscow they made us a puppet state after WWII it's not some faggot ass scandinavian banter

Russia best enemy

fuck you and take care Ivans

>>53740989
It've been a long time I didn't discuss such things with Polacks. And don't remember anyone except Americans actualy mentioned this.

>>53740825
We are the least niggery looking black people.

>>53741151
That's because the Italians raped all your wummins.

>>53739767
Nice afro, man :3

>>53741151
RARE FLAG
A
R
E

F
L
A
G

>>53741214
Not that rare desu, I've been seeing this flag the whole day.

>>53741198
Nope, just the Tigrinyas of the north and they're a bunch of inbreds anyways.

>>53741052
>we burnt Moscow
That's meme-tier statement. The only one who burnt Moscow were Russians when Napoleon was about to take it.

>>53741314
you got rekt nigga

>>53738999
Why do so many Ethiopians come to Israel lately? What's going on in Ethiopia? They say they are Jews but is there really that many Jews in Ethiopia or are some of them lying to live in a better country? I just bought my weed from a cool Ethiopian though so it's cool...for now

>>53741354
>poles call this banter

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>>53741270
I've never seen it on /int/ before.

>>53741270
Kek, really hungover all day. It's probably all me. I've been here for a few weeks now, so we can stop de railing threads with all the
R A R E
A
R
E
posts.

>>53741354
>>53741314
>>53741380


The ride never ends

>>53741151
There are definitely some fine ethiopian women.

>>53740825
inb4 butthurt ritals ans spinguins

>>53741490
Like ur mom.

>>53741520
Ikr, /b/ro?

>>53741402
Thanks for the flag mate

Ethiopia best african country

>>53736347
Japan vs South Korea
Poland vs Russia
Bangladesh vs India vs Pakistan
Brazil vs Latin America

>>53739767
When I think of Ethiopians I think of scrawny black people who are starving and near death, while escaping a war zone. With flies coming from their head.

Seeing a healthy young man is very disappointing desu.

>>53738391
>MUH FREEDOM FIGHTERS
>The only "fighting" consists of murdering defenceless women and children

Except you couldn't even achieve that in Manchester could you? Celts are the biggest joke of a race, bunch of shithouses.

>>53741702
>the IRA did anything wrong
IRA only ever targeted legitimate military targets.

>>53741628
Poland too :3

>>53741695
Maybe disappointing is not the right word. But it is surprising.

>>53741905
I don't know why I kek'd

>>53738549

>Some Sweden YES threads made by Finns were funny

I never cared much for it tbqh, all any Swede in the thread had to do was post pic from Club Swagga and then the rest of the thread was just Finns deflecting and insisting that the place got shot down (and yes, I know it did close down, but still, facts are never relevant in bantz).

>>53736598

>It's usually Swedes making fun of Danes for being potatoes and killing your nobles.

Also small testicles and manboobs, don't forget the manboobs.

>>53741490
>tfw got two numbers today
>tfw talking to them in English to see if they're intelligent or not
Looks like I'm gonna have to use a rubber. Feels bad senpai.

>>53741628
>Thanks for the flag mate
People keep saying this to me. Is there a flag collection or something? Where can I see my flags?

>>53742017
All memes aside, Ethiopian food is really healthy.

>>53742139
I don't really know whats worse. Having manboobs or being born with faggy haircuts?

>>53742319

Haircut is easier to correct, so that's the lesser of the two evils, obviously.

Still, the fucking hipster side-cut fad needs to die.

>>53742284
People used to collect flags on /int/. They had images with empty world maps where they put all flags on.

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>>53736347
>Ukraine
>rivalry

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>>53741198
Are you sure?

>>53741772
Like families with no affiliation with the British armed forces going shopping in Warrington. Fuck off with your shit bait. The IRA were a bunch of spineless cowards who were too scared to engage British soldiers in actual combat. They used similar tactics to ISIS.

>>53744961
The Brits helped the Loyalists to actively target civilians.

You cunts deserved everything you got.

Ethiopian lad is great but I miss the Sudan bro. May he rest in peace, executed for blasphemy.

>>53747927
Yeah, where the fuck is Sudan? I've been wanting to tell him about the Sudanese food I made.