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>be Indian
>Wake up on cold,dirt floor
>Pray to 9 headed blue lad
>Walk through designated shitting street
>Add to shit pile
>Pray to 3 eyed shit god
>UNICEF officers arrive
>Try to take our poo to the loo
>Everyone gets down
>Starts praying and shitting
>Shit pile becomes infected to the point of sentience
>It sprouts arms and grabs the UNICEF officers
>Throws them away
>Rampages through the market
>Thank 56 nosed lobster man for my great life in India
>Walk to call centre
>After 8 hours, it is breaktime
>Eat my matchbox of rice
>Shit out of broken window
>My ass gets shredded to pieces
>Thank 43 eared goddess for this opportunity
>Work another 8 hours
>Make shit pile with all other employees
>Boss falls in it and asphyxiates
>I rob his corpse for rupees
>Buy a cow
>Go home
>Rape cow
>Eat cow
>Incredible India
too long
still longer than your dick
How long is your dick?
4 inches flaccid
7 inches erect
>rape cow
>eat cow
It must be a lie
>be kashmiri
>go out
>indian armypig rakshak vans outside
>ogling qt girls as they walk by
>keep walking
>take pictures of butiful scenery
>get detained
>phone searched through extensively
>let out after a month
>on way to home
>hide in a street
>fucking one-ton starts chasing me
>tear gas shell explodes near me
>piss myself
blah blah
The only lie here is you having a dick
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I have dick that is 12cm
are you cute femboi ?
Lel curryniggers, but if you are a Paki, muslim or Nigger you are worse and deserve hell
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what's that smell ?
>be tourist
>go into market
>human wall of people approaches me
>shit everywhere
>reminds me that I, myself, need to shit
>Try to find a toilet
>Guy in a turban goes up to me and says, in broken English, "no poo in loo"
>I know what I must do
>Drop pants
>Shit on street
>I feel my skin getting more brown
>A turban magically appears on my head
>I spontaneously grow a mustache
>Incredible India
This post is bullshit.

They wouldn't eat a cow, that's ridiculous.
Yeah, they would just use its shit for firewood and gargle its piss instead
I can be
Kek bilel
Do you live in Srinigar? One of the most beautiful cities I've been too desu.
Tell us about that place please.

What makes it beautiful?
>be paki
>immigrate to UK
>don't brave enough to blow himself
>instead shit post on /int/
>pray to Allah in the name of Muhammad(Satan's dick in ass)
>considered all this is a jihad

Do you know the difference between the words eat and consume?

Why? Srinagar is absolutely gorgeous people from J&K are lovely
>Be Indian
>Sneak off Call Centre software to discover the western website of 4chan
>Wonder if I'll be fired if Mr.Bossman sees
>People on there are confusing
>They do not shit on the streets
>They use strange objects to eat food, instead of using their hands
>They don't eat shit with their hands
>Find this disgusting
>Use information from other threads to create a giant funny
>Bossman catches me shitposting
>Cuts off my penis and hangs it on his wall
>Incredible India

>Be British 4chan user
>Be bullied at local comprehensive for watching anime
>Go to local GAME on weekends and just walk around and not purchase anything
>Don't go out in the evenings because you don't want run into any 14 year old girls who might bully you
Google the pics. God tier food since it's Muslim so meat everywhere, beautiful mountain backdrop, pretty lakes on mountains and some of the best hash.
Why do Japs even try?
Kill your self inbred brainless idiot

I'm assuming you've done the hippie trail?
>Be Indian
>Run into girl
>Rape and then stone her to death
>Ask what the problem is

>Be Australian 4chan user
>Be bad at sport
>Be shunned by society
>Spend all your venting frustration on anime picture board
>Everybody else playing footy and drinking Beer because it's beautiful and the internet sucks
>This is not jihad
>For this Allah won't give you virgins
>You have to kill infidels or people of book
>Become suicide bomber
>Get strength by praying Allah in the name of Muhammad(Satan's dick in ass)
>blow up yourself
Yes. How did you like it?
No you can't India
Ayo brother

Come back to us pls

And bring delicious Tigray gf

We gib white women

Yours forever

Here is the real story
>be indian poorfag
>go out
>suddenly dust storm, open sewers and dog poo everywhere
>carefully avoid not getting killed myself in hellish traffic
>reach a restaurant and sit down
>open 4chan on my phone and see poo in the loo meme
>mfw when I saw some kids taking shit far away beside the slum like area
>be indian
>go to/int/
>can't handle the banter
>Be Indian 4chin man
>Have only raped 3 women
>Shunned by society
>Pray to blue man in the sky to end your life
>Shit on the streets
>Find a child and rape her
>Friends tell me that only counts as half a women
>Shit on street and accidentally fall in it
>Asphyxiate due to my inability to POO in LOO
>Incredible India

Isn't banter without a rebuttal just bullying
>Be Indian
>Awaken in scrap metal yard
>Find a working laptop that was left open on /int/
>Australia men and England people are bullying me
>Pray to Vishnu for advice
>A pig wanders up to me and shits on the keyboard
>Realize that to win, I must shitpost to the best of my ability
>Incredible India

>Be anon
> Think 'I'm sad because I was bullied in school and could never get me own back, let me post a meme about India to show how clever and funny I am'
>No Indians on /int/
>'I'm such a banter god tee hee'
>Post same tired, rehashed memes
>Write in diary about how today was a good day
>Cry self to sleep
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>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>waiting on paperwork to clear so I can visit me gramp's Webley in the police vault (the proper one!)
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK" >it turns on
>search for porn
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 342 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment pleaseā€¦ And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
>tfw no webley
Pajeet, my son



Yes Earl?
How many child's molested by you?
The great pedophile did that
Are you planning something like him
This is 2016 and Forget you are in Britton
Poo in the loo

I'll take your advice on board the next time I feel the urge to expunge the poo demons
Be sure to take your wagon wheel with you.
>Be Italian
>Slurping spaghetti with my mustache
>Stop and shotgun a bottle of olive oil
>I am finished
>Go to the toilet to take a meatball shit
>The heat causes me to shit out lava
>Arsecheeks are completely burnt off
>Need to go to the hospital
>Trip over 9 mariachi bands on the way there
>Show the receptionist my anus, goatse-style, while screaming "BABADI BIBIDI"
>She gets out a spaghetti whip and tries to fend me off
>I'm crying
>Doctor arrives and prescribes me gelato to take anally
>Post on 4chan
>Blame my ancestors for not taking over Britain in WW2
>MFW I'm literally butthurt about Brits on 4chan
>Go on holiday to India with GF
>Tour guide Rahmabidaban shows us around complex
>See fellow Brits, Germans and Frenchies shitting in a field
>Class of liberal students at complex too
>They campaigned to remove toilets two years ago due to cultural appropriation
>'My my! The uniqueness of this culture never ceases to amaze me!'
>Go for meal in town
>Shoo away the town rapist from GF
>Arrive at giant rice bowl, made by the Monks
>Take a hand full of rice
>No need for bowl when have perfectly good hand
>Feel rumble in tummy
>Waddle to designated shitting field
>Blow my ass all rotting Indian child's corpse
>Go back to rice bowl
>GF added by 267 Indian men on Facebook while I was gone
>with GF

Story loses all credibility at this point
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Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

I meant my arranged marriage wife.
Le upvote for your meme, sir xD
> .gif of lady and the tramp
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>triggered the anglos with non sensical shitpost.
This was really easy,almost as picking an anglo girl.

>Boobidi babadi boopidy
>Be daaa de beee ba da
>Badoodi Garibaldi Beedee dee sardine
>Gondola bee da booo de da da
>da dee do ba da de daa da
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>Go to India
>Nearly get killed by a bull in the street

Aside from that, I had a really good time. Parts are very beautiful.
>eat cow
Too far
Noice. Himachal?

I don't really want to do this any more,enjoy your tea mate x
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Thanks, you guys grew it.
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Actually, that was Uttarakhand.

This was Himachal Pradesh.

I meant the meal actually but yes, thank you we take great pride in our excellent produce
>Be true American
>Go to India on vacation
>Arrive at airport, my blood sugar is running low
>Break out my insulin injector
>Try and find the nearest McDonalds
>Tour guide says they don't have them in India
>Waddle over to the nearest rice field
>Hear you can eat these things
>Take a bite out of an entire rice paddy
>Doesn't taste like deep-fried, sweetened, fat-drenched, diabetes
>Unleash my American rage
>By slapping an Indian child
>People do nothing
>Slap the child some more
>Need to shit
>See other people shitting on the street
>Go over and shit there, must be a cultural thing.
>Diarrhea everywhere.
>Smiling beggar comes up to me and says "YOO ONE OF US. POO ONE OF US."
>In order to gain acceptance, I must shit out an Indian
>Grab a midget beggar and devour him
>Shit out his skeleton
>People applaud and I'm directed to a makeshift McDonalds
>They only have dead children available for food
>Close enough
Breddy gud. Where else did you go
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All over the place.

Highlights were the Himalayas in general, and the Rajasthan desert. I hated your cities with an absolute passion, but I'm a bit of a small town guy.
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What fucking flag is that lads? I'm on mobile, can't tell
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Either one of their dictators is on the computer or an impoverished villager found one
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Kek. Thanks m8
leave britain alone he has issues :c
>be ethiopian
>one of four people in the country to have acces to the internet
>wasts time by talking to a currybender on 4chin
One of the only African countries I respect on here
>Be Ethiopan
>Find computer
>De-attatch keyboard and conquer enemy tribe with it
>Go to local GAME on weekends and just walk around and not purchase anything
I actually do that
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>Indians calling other people inbred
Better than me, I'm 9cm.
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>be Indian
>wake up next to cow, pray to papa smurf
>go outside and shit in street
>brush my teeth and drink water from river full of dead people
>get on vomit soaked train with 1000 other people to go to work 3 hours away at call center
>standing next to 80 year old woman on train
>this is my one chance at female contact
>grope her, she's too senile to notice anything
>hear loud noise
>500 people on the roof of the train have just been decapitated by a telephone wire
>we all begin shitting in our hands and throwing it out the window in respect for the dead
>get off train, go to work at Xbox tech support
>"Hello this is Kieth, thank you for calling..."
>person hangs up on me
>continue this for 8 hours until lunch break
>man with an AK47 throws me a metal can filled with smelly food and rice
>shovel it into my mouth with my hands
>finish working 8 hours later
>finally get to go home and browse the internet
>leave cramped building, see man carrying the decapitated head of his wife
>I spit on the ground as he passes by, he farts at me
>get on vomit soaked train back home
>take another shit in street upon return
>get on Dell computer from 2003
>proceed to get triggered by banter
>remind them that India will be a super power by 2050
>go to bed on floor next to my sexy cow
>get to wake up tomorrow and do it all again
>such is life in India
>be pajeet
>want to marry western girl
>find beautiful blonde American girl on Facebook
>time to put the moves on her
>pull out the classic "Hy I pajeet I wish to marry you I am very rich and have big pens"
>she ignores me
>tell her India will be a super power with so many white servants in 2050
>still no response
>send her a picture of my shriveled 8cm dick with the tag "plese respond"
>no response again
>not even my best moves work with her
>see apu living in slum next door added her next day
>he sends dick pictures and she blocks us both
>go back to work at call center, feeling defeated
>pajeet as fuck
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I am become pajeet
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