//Risk Thread//

>>53678578
>purple
>far south east
>Black Plague

The Byzantine Empire of Gyros
Second Rome
purple

Khazar kingdom
Caucasus
Red

Great Assyrian Empire
Orange
northern Iraq

We game!

>>53678926
hello :^)

Swedish empire
sweden
light blue

Ελληνιkή Δημοkρατία
Greece
Blue

Alright, y'all locked in, gimmie sec to colour

>>53678861
Johnny Abaddon?

>>53678578
Green
Sumerian Kingdom
Southern Iraq

>>53679128
FUCK ME DEAD!

>>53679128
>>53678926
shieeet

>>53679128
What is up Dave you meme loving fuck? It's been ages!

>>53679168
Holy fucking shit are you actually Abaddon? Or Remover?

>>53679266
Its me Dave, I'll start spamming the pictures as soon as the game starts. That goes to prove Its me, doesn't it?

Btw, is the skype/chat still up? I haven't played risk since /b/ started banning it.

>>53679343
shit shit shit shit I'm telling Arty to come check the thread out
Where the fuck you been?
The short answer is, yes, we still have a skype chat up for risk 'n shit

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Mupdate No.1

Lotta life in the south east,

>>53679423
You forgot me
>>53679128
My roll for this turn is to attack the Assyrian Empire

>>53679423
EXPAND
SPREAD THE GLORY OF ROME

>>53679423
Fill Greece

>>53679479
we're both greek, how do we sort this out

>>53679423
expand north and south

>>53679423
You missed Dave asshole

>>53679423
i wanted phocking north iraq :(
welp attack sumerian kingdom

>>53679423
>Update] [Auto] 9 new posts
Take svealand and Götaland

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>>53679423
BLACK PLAGUE >>> NORTH AFRICA

>>53679421
Oh, shit. What a blast from the past. So is everybody pretty much still playing? Who is still around?

I've been working mate. Changed two computers since we last spoke so I lost my passwords and links and all.

It must have been like two years if I'm not mistaking.

>>53679571
South and middle sweden is what i mean

>>53679521
democracy > empire forever desu

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>>53679633
i beg to differ

>>53679581
Do ya jump straight to north africa, or move via land?

>>53679581
You know how this goes, players come, players go, few remain. There's Sean/Senari, the turk Unnamed General, Ash is still around and memeing in chats. The current established community is quite different from the last time I saw you, which was like 1.5 years ago
Fucking Arty not replying ree

>>53679722
Straight line/crawl. To space us out a bit and not start a clusterfuck from the start.

>>53679724
Well fuck, it figures. What about Willie? Is he still around? Shit, I guess /int/ is the new /risk/ central.

>>53679813
The old guard split in 2 for "reasons", Willie is still around somewhat, I mean he still exists and I talk to him sporadically, like once or twice a year, but him, and Tanner and others are gone from risk, we who remained from RC sort of blended in with another group, dunno if names like Voltion, Thoth, Montie, Sixty/Suo tell you anything. Also risk is mostly played on /int/ and, from what I hear, /pol/

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Aight people, Lots of shit happening in eastern meditiranian, just like ancient times right ;)

Dave, you got in late and your mapreaders should be sacrifificed cuz they started you way off west, but hey you can crawl out of this right? ;)

>>53680003
expanding into sumerian kingdom like good old times

>>53680003
Ta resten av Sverige.
Jag pratar svenska så ingen vet vad jag gör föresten.

>>53680003
You should have added my roll from last turn baka

Attack the ASSyrians

>>53680003
expand south and north

>>53679813
WELL SMEAR MY BALLS WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND CALL ME SALLY, IT'S FUCKING JOHNNY

>>53680071

ATTENTION PLEASE

"A rest of Sweden.
I speak Swedish so nobody knows what I do by the way."

Fucking faggot

>playing first time risk
>get attacked immidately
WELP

>>53680063
>assyrians conquering sumerians
>german education

>>53680071
Get this guy outta here

>>53680132
Snälla.

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>>53680003
BLACK PLAGUE >>>> NORTH AFRICA

>>53679971
Yeah I remember that from the last time I was on. Some sort of beef from the Aokigahara guys. Welp, that must suck.

I ventured onto /int/ after spending most of my time on /sp/,/x/ and /gd/. Finally got around to playing some risk. Its actually great catching up with you. Say hello to who ever remembers me.

>>53680124
SHIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>53680003
remove fake empire turk rome scum

>>53680003
>Republic
>yellow
>Netherlands

>>53680193
foförorsosökok rorövovarorsospoproråkok

>>53680146
Well united under Sargon but he was akkadian

>>53680203
Nigger get fucking skype running again and add either dave or me, we'll add you to the risk skype chat

>>53680319
>assyrians and akkadians are the same thing
nigger

>>53680243
remove democracy heathen

>>53680275
vadvadvad ärärärär detdetdet dududu sägersägersäger?

>>53680345
they arent??
who said that

>>53680324
Fuck me ded son, I use it for work, isn't there a chat room or something anymore?

>>53680364
för fan lägg o mellan konsonanter och fördubbla dom

>>53680381
There's only the skype thing as far as I'm aware, just make a throw-away email and get a second account or something

>>53680378
http://historum.com/ancient-history/34101-akkadian-assyrian-empire.html

>>53680413
meh, orkar inte.
Icke-aggresions pakt?

>>53680433
Fuck me, I guess I will. I should technically be working now, so I'm multi tasking, but I'll make a new one and I'll seek you guys out in one of these threads. You still play regularly, right?

>>53680003
Is it too late to join?

>>53680519
visst

>>53680488
we emerged from them that doesnt mean we are the same

>>53680527
Semi-regularly. Dave mostly OPs nowadays, but chances are that somebody from the group will play and ask new players (well, "new") if they want in

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Okay, the black death is trailing the caravan routes towards the meditereeanean, the assyrians and sumerians clash, sweden and khazar grows,

Both greeks have a MASSIVE... stalemate and out of nowhere forms a republic,

>>53680585
Ta resten av södra sverige och vänta till vintern till att ta en isbrygga över kattegatt och ta sedan bitar av danmark och det spiller.

>>53680527
dave-the-fsm-believer

write it down somewhere

>>53680572
I implied assyrians =/=
do you miscomprehend the use of meme arrows?

>>53680528
Right now? yeah, sorry.

>>53680585
remove pink filth

>>53680585
BRING GREECE UNDER TRUE GREEK CONTROL

DEUS VULT!

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>>53680585
BLACK PLAGUE >>>> NORTH AFRICA

>>53680583
I'll keep an eye out. I love playing risk. It pisses me off that I didn't figure to search outside of /b/ for a game.

>>53680641
You got it.

>>53680585
Destroy my eternal enemy the Assyrians

>>53680585
destroy sumerians

>>53680585
am i too late?

>Yugoslavia
>Dark Blue
>start in Bosnia

>>53680750
Yes, you are.

>>53680585
expand

>>53680784
Fuck, alright good luck everyone.

>>53680657
>Tfw you always arrive too late to the Risk threads

>>53680646
you are using arithmetic operators on sets
that doesnt work

>>53680830
If Republic don't show up, you may fester on it's corpse

>>53680585
expand east

>>53680832
it's not often you find a black man well-versed in mathematics, good job

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>tfw you'll probably grab the northern half of europe without much resistance and you have a shitton of free bufferzones in the southeast
feels good man

>>53680988
I would say look in the mirror, but you suck at maths I guess

>>53681017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaP3wKVKkSA

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Just like in ancient times, everyone is already out to kill each other,

Others further away fatten up... but will they turn on each other soon?

>>53681065
DESTROY SUMERIANS FFS

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>>53681065
COUNTERATTACK

>>53681065
kill byzanpeens

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>>53681065
BLACK PLAGUE >>>> NORTH AFRICA

I'll be afk for half an hour, but I want to resume. Is it possible to count your rolls as mine while I'm afk and use them for expansion? If not, then keep the territories idle until I return.

>>53681065
I had dubs senpai

expand more

>>53681065
Ta resten av södra svearike och sedan så tar jag mig till norge för att fylla det, om det spiller så klart.

>>53681143
I'll let you sweep west at a pace of 3 terr. per turn. but not more.

>>53681065
expand

>>53681258
Thats perfect. Cheers.

>>53681065
Fuck the assyrian's shit up

>>53681155
Spill 5

>>53681145
Alright bby, you got it

>>53681065
Why did I lose territories when we both rolled dubs:
>>53680722
>>53680744

Which in the rules are said to be worth 25 territories?

>>53681481
because I got 4 and you got 2?
so me 25+8 and you got 25+5?

>>53681536
Oh please you even said this is your first risk game stop embarassing yourself

>>53681536
>>53681481

Nope, just fucked up.

>>53681600
Like i said, *I* fucked up

>>53681414
Gå till Finland om det spiller mer än det jag villa spilla in i.

>>53681600
idk, it was just an idea :>

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Alright, some fuck ups hopefully corrected, a lot of shit went down. Greece also exploded all over byz, i had no control over it

>>53681798
Move south along the river

>>53681798
just go on attack sumerians I guess

>>53681798
expand

>>53681798
Take finland and if spill, take denmark.

>>53681798
Time to annihilate ASS-yrians

>>53681798
Fill Anatolia
bonus is from a different game

THE BYZANTINE ORTHODOX LEGACY LIVES ON IN RUSSIA
MOSCOW
DARK GREEN

>>53682021
Only because i know you, and only because your evening here has been SO frikkin sad, ill allow it, on my terms.

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Here we go, Mup 6, sad sad russia emerges.

>>53682229
Kill fucking assyrian scum

>>53682229
DO WHAT RUSSIA DOES BEST
TAKE THE STEPPES

>>53682229
kill the sumerians N O W

>>53682229
Expandera in till ryssland, nära dom gröna.

>>53682229
*the khazar kingdom has now embraced its turanic, altaic, steppe-raiding roots and turned into the mongol horde, it is now named the Golden Horde*
EXPAAAAAAAAAND

>>53682334
>off by one
kill me

>>53682352
:c trodde vi hade en pakt

>>53682229
anatolia

>>53682399
Attackerar inte.

>>53682430
<3

>>53682394
I changed my mind
Want to ally?

>>53682517
well otherwise we p. much lost again khazars
what is your plan

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Whilst the 2 iraqi kingdoms clash, everyone else grows FUCK HEUG, Except reoublic, they found some mushrooms on the riverbank and spent the turn giggeling like mad

Will the iraqis kiss and make up? Will they film it? Will i steal the memory card and upload the results to /gif/ YOU DECIDE!

>>53682680
We must destroy the Byzantine Empire as soon as possible
>>53682360
Are you with us?

>>53682735
lol oops
Take belgium/france

>>53682735
expand in the region between caspian and aral sea

>>53682735
Expandera in till danmark och om det spiller så går jag och tar västra ryssland.

>>53682735
Take Cyprus and expand/attack by island-hopping in Greece

>>53682764
sure

>>53682735
expand southwest

>>53682735
can i join

>>53682735
Fill Balkans

>>53682735
attack cyprus by expanding into west without taking khazary clay

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>>53682735

Fuck me sideways guise, I have to bail. I fuckin hate bailing. Anyway, I guess my territory is free reign and someone should take my spot.

I'll catch you next time. Cheers Swede, you're a good OP.

>>53682850
This is your lucky day the black plague needs a guy

>>53682735
If you're allowing more player/colors


Allahustan
Brown
Morocco

>>53683027
can it change to Durkastan? if so go south

Fighting still ravages the east medi. but has moved towards the greeks.

Elsewhere, nations grow strong, and in the south, the black plague now echo.... durkadurka

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>Me in charge of posting picture

JUST...

>>53683306
Land in southern Greece and expand northwards from there

>>53683306
south to alleviate border gore

>>53683306
bring the borders closer to sweden and genghis khan's merry band of friends

>>53683306
expand between caspian and aral

>>53683306
go on attacking byazintine

>>53683306
Ta danmark.
Om det spiller så går jag in i ryssland.

>>53683306
remov invaders

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Fighting continues in greece, as the iraqi kingdoms slaughter every free greek man in search of byzantines.

Elsewhere, nations continue to grow...

Except republic, they found more mushrooms

>>53683695
fug
fight back

>>53683695
im gonna go to the film now if anyone wants to take over after me they can

also roll for more french territory

>>53683695
cover the white around me with green

>>53683695
destroy byazntine

>>53683695
Conquer Byzantium-owned islands, then attack them north and west

>>53683695
israel and spill south

>>53683695
expand caspian aral, fill up the aral unclaimed regions, and also west, filling up ukraine

>>53683695
Ta ryssland.

The greeks are almost gone, still wondering why they are being called byzantines despite not bowing to an emporor, Sumarians are now FUCK HEUG.

Republics leaders are just laughing at nothing right now, the peoples are scared.

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>Me

FUCK

>>53684263
End the Greeks

>>53684263
fill white still

>>53684303
what now after greeks got rekt

>>53684263
Fixa Dominium Maris Baltici: Ta hela baltiska kusten.

>>53684263
expand into balkans europe and the region below caspian sea

>>53684375
We let Israeli be
Wanna expand or conquer the Durkaland?

>>53684263
just get rid of the border gore in all directions

>>53684493
let's get the durka
expand south and south west (gap between durka and sumerians)

Time limit guys, hurry up

>>53684627
never mind that defend from attacks and invade

>>53684450
NAP?

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Here we go guys!

>>53684767
sure

>>53684902
attack the durka

>>53684902
split roll to kill the invaders

>>53684450
you should help me kill the fuccbois to the north of me

>>53684902
Attack Durkas in the levant and south-west from there

>>53684902
remove mongol

>>53684902
ATTACK GREEN

>>53684947
currently dealing with russia

>>53684910
Help me and Sargon against Durkas for 5 consecutive turns and I'll assure you military support against your northern enemies

>>53685053
Im NAPd to both you and the durka right now

>>53685048
dont listen to this cuck >>53685053

>>53684902
Keep taking baltic coast.

>>53685113
So? Remove the NAP with Durkas and attack them. It's your best option in the long run, I assure you. I don't _need_ your help, I want you to help me remove this pest faster and to prove yourself worth an alliance

>>53685223
also I need north africa then because I cant expand in europe

>>53685307
>he thinks hes going to win
lol

>>53685223
>I don't need your help
you need my mercy so that I do not crush your puny nation with my mongol horsemen

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Sorry guys, this will be it.
Have a headache from staring at a screen for FAR too long and about to throw up, buit this little session has been nice.

Anyone wanna take over go right ahead

Also, NAP's are only worth the pixels they were written on, remember that!

(rooting for ya durka)

>>53685307
There's white territories between me and Israeli in the balkans and going into Europe, is that good enough?

>>53685410
it's nearly closed, so i would need to attack one of you

new thread?

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>>53685465
If someone wants to host a new thread i suggest use this map

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>>53685463
pic related

>>53685520
Here's the archives

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-cC53FfB5rpZXdDdnNfQjV5SXM&usp=drive_web

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>>53685520
Throw that shit away and use the fixed version

>>53685549
red is gonna close, and I cant expand without problems, give me north africa and take austria and germany

>>53685617
>red is gonna close
if he wanted to he would've done it already
but whatever, if the thread doesn't die you'll have north africa

alright then keep on attacking durka

>>53685611
anyone going to host this?

I WILL HOST

WILL USE THIS MAP PROBABLY: >>53685611


>>COMING SOON<<

NEW THREAD
>>53686343
>>53686343
>>53686343