why does this country exist? to prevent spain from taking

>>53676170

Eternal Anglo prevented Spain from conquering them

>>53676170
t. Alberto Lisbosa

>>53676170
jews dont want the iberian union again

>>53676844
>the impoverished tavern on the far side of the hill that is india

what the actual fuck is wrong with that country?

>>53676651
>anglo
hahah biggest joke ever the brits never did jack shit for us as a matter of fact they did way more harm then good

>>53677212
Its true tho.

>>53677212
>ungratefulgal

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>>53677286
They helped us against the french.

But against the Spanish? 100 bowmen.

>>53677286
ha us ungrateful i challenge i really do i dare you to mention 2 things England ever did for us

>>53676170
>why does this country exist
easy we fight aggressively and are very hard to rule over
plus the spainish army is the biggest piece of shit ever

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>>53677212
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>>53677413
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>>53677509
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53677415
>They stole our African Clay.

>They destroyed our Invencible Armada.

>>53677415
I actually don't know any history of Portugal, when we learn history of latino america and Iberia in school we only learn about Spain

>>53677415
They didn't destroy you

>>53677415

>what is napoleonic wars

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>>53677584
Unlike they did to you.

>>53677666

If we weren't allied with the English we wouldn't have been dragged into that anyway

>>53677413
Do you realize how powerful 1 English bowman is? 100 English bowmen is the equivalent of 2000 regular bowmen and with artillery support. These men trained all their lives with bows, and could shoot three Spaniards in one quick flick of the wrist.

Their bows were made from the finest wood, but don't make the mistake of thinking that the bow made the man. These guys could shoot well with even subpar bows

>>53677666
they fought using our army you dumb ass

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>>53677212
>>53677272
>>53677413
>>53677415
>>53677509
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>>53677892

t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53677584
1st the couldnt
2st they wouldnt

>>53677572
well thats really retarded
do your maps of south america just have a gigantic hole were brasil should be?

>>53678004
We didn't learn much of anything about Brazil.

>>53678082
so if i were to ask the average american what country started the age of sea exploration or what was the first colonial empire he would reply spain?
do they at least tech our navigator?

>>53677063
It's a little thing called democracy.

>>53676170
BTW why portugalese empire colapses?
they don't fight in ww2...

>>53678217
They would think Columbus and thus Spain

We learn a bit about Portuguese explorers and how they started it and how Spain was jelly, but I doubt most Americans remember that from history class

>>53678463
They had a dictator, and he lost control of his dictation.

Someone has to make high quality towels

They're a containment country. We do NOT need more Galicia-Extremadura-AlAndalusia.

>>53676170
their food is so much better than Spanish.

>>53678613
Their sausages are literal shit-tier compared to ours.

>>53678507
Why they have dictator ?
And how whole empire can fallen because of one guy?

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Stop bullying Portugal, they're cute

>>53678463
nigger backed by the US on side and nigger backed by the ussr on the other started to revolt and then we had a massive colonial war just google that shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Colonial_War

>>53678735
no suasage cept chourizo in most portuguese dishes

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>>53677892

>>53678896
That dictator was that famous alberto barbosa?

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>>53677212
tbf

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>>53676170
Because they have cheap high quality towels

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>>53679043
alberto barbosa is just a think Australians imagined wile being raped by emus
no the dictator was dis classy mofo called Dr.Antonio Oliveira de Salazar

>>53678463
Americans and Soviets installed false propaganda and supplied them with weapons.

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Salazar. Portuguese Dicator from 1928 to 1969.
Ruler of the Marine Provinces and considered by the people the greatest Portuguese to have lived.
His affiliation with the Catholic Church, Occult and FreeMansory would later make him a man of high gambles, the enough to be feared by Franco during the Second World War.
All, in the meantime, playing two sided with the Germans, who he provided ore and other minerals behind Britain's back. Just before two weeks the soviet union would reached Berlin and Hitler's defeat was iminent, that he declared him part of the allies, thus whitewashing any so Ideological, Eugenical driven research he so had with the Gestapo and SS, including fostering many German Officials.

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t. Vasco De Gamma

>>53676170
The power of the caliph kept them safe through the centuries.

>>53677859
shut up you spastic

>>53676170
It's called the "be a seajew and use made money to hire other people to help you get rid of Spaniards" game. It's a lot of fun.

>>53687029
hmmm what hire who?

>>53687663
English for the Portuguese and the English and Germans for us. I'm sure there were more involved too.

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>>53687783
im pretty sure we just use our army we never hire anyone we just got english troop in the tinnest amounts because of your alliance
you underestimate portugal and overestimate spain a lot let tell you a secret the Spanish military is the worst on earth but shhhh dont tell anybody