/brit/

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crayon pop

Tiocfaidh your ma

1P-LSD bro, have you dropped yet

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no bully line

__________

listening to slow dive

should i have a smoke then a shower or a shower then a smoke haha

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alri lads

it's been half an hour since I took the 1P-LSD

something is definitely happening and it feels great 2bh

it's great to know you'll be here with me, I'll keep you posted

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kpop desu lads

Literally going to Creamfields again lads

is hyuna the biggest kpop slag?

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>>53668187

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bully line

__________

>>53668187
*bullies you*

>>53668245
why? it's shit

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>>53668204

so based lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuikG1p7kiM

Gis a snog lad

>>53668204
good lad, have a great time

What am I gonna wank to lads
What type of porn
Pornstar

how do wifi waves go through walls?

>>53668350
proxy paige putting a choc ice up her arse

>>53668361
like bags of sand haha

>>53668309
Watched this live haha x

>>53668309

But anon, my lecturer said that man is a racialist.

might do a cheeky suicide

>>53668350
Karlie Montana

>>53668299
Have you been? It's unreal

>>53668369
how can data be carried on literal invisible magic from hard drive to phone line

>>53668309
David Starkey, Milo and Douglas Murray. Why are gay right wingers so based?

>>53668350

Sasha Hevyn. Cracking arse on her.

>>53668379
would be a riot haha

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...

>>53668425
>I like music

Hipster. Can't imagine actually going somewhere to listen to music

>>53668441
red pilled in politics often comes with being red pilled in women and vice versa

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>>53668478
>imblying it's for the music

/manc/ general when?

>>53668513
>using red pilled.
Reddit

>>53668440
electromagnetic radiation from a portion of the electromagnetic spectrum can be used as radio waves to communicate byte packages from your router's antenna to your computer's wifi card

>>53668449
no shemales pls

>>53668539
literally started in 4chan m8

get learned, newbie

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>red pilled in politics often comes with being red pilled in women and vice versa

>>53668425
looks like a lot of shit on the lineup lad
a few decent acts but nothing great. Detonate festival had a better lineup last year and that's a day festival

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*walks towards you*

>>53668566
And it has become reddit. Many things made the same transition. Now off know your meme and back to reddit

Alri lads?

Sending a package to Korea.

They say to 'attach' 4x A4 customs things in an envelope.

Da fuq does that mean? Sealed in a plastic wallet and taped to the side? Sealed in a paper envelope with CUSTOMS written on? Weird.

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got some mild bruxism lads but something's definitely going on

watching planet earth on blu ray, the colours are pretty vivid

>>53668566

t. r/Redpill poster

doing a poo

>>53668566
its from the matrix haha you idioit!

>>53668608
Make sure it doesn't go through Denmark. My Xbox is still stuck there.

>>53668609
>bruxism

Yeah you feeling it nigga. That's the first sign for me that it's coming on. Soon the giggles will begin.

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>>53668608

Sending something to the Waifu lad?

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>>53668586

Kyary looks like a dog with downs.

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>>53668684

Sending her British sweets & shit innit

>>53668609
first time i did md i was clenching intermittently for a month aha

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Here is a gift lads. Save it. It's all yours.

>>53668543
>magic radiation from a portion of the magical spectrum can be used as magic waves to communicate magic packages from your router's antenna to your computer's wifi card


nice explanation (!)

>>53668633
not applied to politics

>>53668602
>>53668612
fuck off hipsters.
>these memes are too mainstream

>>53668584
Yeah but Creamfields is being drunk for three days in a tent with music ranging from tolerable up to unbelievable so it's worth it desu

hey lads just got home lol

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>>53668710
I don't gurn afterwards but while I'm pinging I look fucking horrendous. My eyes shake like mad as well
>>53668742
alri

>>53668710
>>53668829
wew you lot also call it gurning haha

>>53668763
m8 wifi works with microwaves which are just part of the EM spectrum

we just happen to see in the 350-700 nm range

yes walls are opaque to visible light and probably other forms of radiation but not to lower energy wavelengths like radio and microwaves

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>>53668825
>drunk

>>53668843
and pinging haha wow :)

>>53668843
mate we invented gurning
it's literally a competition in some places

>>53668829
i have a mate from /brit/ who was literally snapchatting me him and his mates doing nangs haha wild

>tfw 2bh

>>53668905
haha there is no way you can invent your body's reaction to pingers/caps !

>>53668645
just give up mate

>>53668854
>m8 magic works with magic waves which are just part of the magic spectrum
>we just happen to see in the 350-700 magic range
>yes walls are opaque to visible light and probably other forms of magic but not to lower magic lengths like radio and magic waves

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http://www.thelocal.at/20160115/schoolgirls-report-abuse-by-young-asylum-seekers

literally been in this hawaain shirt all day lads haha $15 lowes shirts are not made to withstand all this sweat need a girlfriend

Wew lids
Good morning

Just started snowing lads

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>>53668958
say again over

>>53669002
cute! take a pic?

>>53668984
lowes make terrific hawaiian shirts

>>53668609
Ahhhh shit my nigga. You should watch Yellow Submarine (the beatles movie) from 1969 if you havent already. Perfect tripping material funny as fuck. Those cunts were on all the acid.

~~~good vibes senpai~~~

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Took the tap in the bathroom apart. Cartridge sleeve is cracked.

Fixed it for now but it's only a matter of time until it breaks again.

>>53669029
I tried earlier but you can't see it

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Soon lads

got a question lads. Am i fucked if im thinking of teaching english abroad for a year or two and have a strongish Manc/Northern accent. got no mic to record so just imagine the usual spastic Northern accent

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wew lads I feel great, feels a bit like an MD come up

jaw's a bit clenched but not unpleasantly, also feel like I feel when I'm slightly drunk the way my eyes feel like they're lagging slightly

starting to get slight visual tracers when I move my hands to type

starting to feel a bit like bradley walsh and getting the gigglesm8

been approx. 50 minutes since I dropped

wew lads

wew

http://www.thelocal.at/20160115/schoolgirls-report-abuse-by-young-asylum-seekers

>>53669077
>being Polish

>>53668864
>being sober
>ever

It's like you want to face life

could use a bully bf desu

>>53669077
r u polish??

>>53669105

Epic good sir :)

>>53669105
The giggles will only get stronger.

>>53669101
Yeah, maybe you should just leave it to people who actually speak English..

>>53669105
keep us updated, lad

never done tabs but i reckon watching this while on it would be an experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD8aepirsnY

I'm only 21 and I already feel like I'm being left behind by the younger crowd and their trends

>>53669105
wew

>>53669105
very good

>>53669105
do you feel like you could go out on it? like to a day festival or something?
deffo copping some now desu, sounds like a right laugh

>you will never rob a bank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNKRTikqTc8

>>53669130
>>53669114
Nah lads just floating the idea of a plumbing blog. Subscribe for more plumbing stories.

first thing i do in the morning is check the archive for the last /brit/ i was in last night to see if i got any yous after going to sleep

>>53669126
I wasn't talking about being sober either matey
keep up

http://strawpoll.me/6553407
http://strawpoll.me/6553407
http://strawpoll.me/6553407

>>53669170
Not this poster but done 1p-lsd multiple times. Personally wouldn't go out on it, would stick to something friendlier like 2c-b or whatever.

for me its more of an inside (or nature) with close friends drug

>>53669236
What do you reckon of just taking 1p-lsd and watching Youtube videos all night on ur own

got a stiffy lads

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TZUYU DID NO WRONG

>>53669218
the ebin hackre has a plen taste

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I have made a legitimate and peaceful request... for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick

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>anon liked The Lad Bibles photo
>anonness liked Pretty 52s photo
>anon shared The Sport Bibles post
>anon commented on UNILADS video

has there ever been such a succinct microcosm of braindead normie culture than these facebook pages?

http://strawpoll.me/6553426

I'd quite like you to answer this lads please

sorry about the captcha

>>53669236
yeah, I wasn't thinking of clubbing or anything, more to somewhere with plenty space to chill (day festival, like I was saying). Apparently it's amazing if you have a pinger just after you peak as well

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>>53669188
>This man makes music which is literally incoherently mumbling the same phrase repeatedly with 'woop's

avant-garde mayn

really want to get shagged up the arse by a tranny

>>53669341
oi listen to what i just linked you or anything else by boards of canada, senpai. i listen to them when i smoke and they go off.

>>53669273
Looks like Shannon if she was full Korean.

hmmmm interesting...

http://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/david-bowie-predicted-kanye-west-conspiracy/

>>53669339

>PREVENT is bad

Wish this meme would stop desu

Is the 1P-LSD lad here?

>>53669255
sounds good lad

>>53669255
Yeah I've done that. Thing to be wary of is the dosage. Because its an RC its 100ug per tab, every time. Not like street acid which is like "m8 this tab is totally 150ug bro" and its like 50ug so weak as fuck. I took 200ug of 1p and lost my fucking shit one night but since then it's been fine. Just need to respect it.

My favourite things to watch were the Cosmos series by Neil Degrasse Tyson or Yellow Submarine.

>>53669188
Young Thug tbH

Britain is gay

>>53669339
UNILAD and Lad Bible are utter shit now
Have no idea what they thought they were doing when they decided to turn themselves into the Guardian opinion pages

>>53669339
>I pledge to break the law and put peoples lives in danger

Surely he can be arrested for that

>>53669341
Why don't you just watch bad videos of scene bands like Of Mice And Men and The Ghost Inside, or some nu-metal videos like Coal Chamber

you'll have a whale of a time

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>IT engineer, .net platform, medical tech specialization
>204cm tall and white
>polak
>speak english pretty well

would i be accepted in scotland?
poland is on selfdestruction course since recent elections and its never been this bad since before 90s.
scotland looks like a perfect country to me, good management, climate i like, basically non-shit GB.

>>53669387
check the thread you cunt

>>53669414
>implying they were ever good
what's wrong with you?

>>53669439
he's just a racist

>>53669350
Yeah guess it depends on you though m8. I personally wouldn't like to be around loads of people I didn't know on it cause I find it hard to relax on ye olde acid in social situations but if you find it easier than crack on bruv, I'm assuming a cheeky pill would make it easier like you say

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

>>53669430
Avoid Aberdeen and you'll be fine

>>53669339
I dunno some of it's pretty funny but the comments are pure cancer, just reposted memes everywhere - boring snore zzzzzzz no oc

>>53669341
>http://strawpoll.me/6553426
psytrance

>>53669430
>SNP
>good management

top fucking kek

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>>53669466
>posting a 2015 meme

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Still feels like (You)s desu

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>>53669368
She's taiwanese tho

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>interpol were ever good

>>53669430
Do you have any advice for me regarding my cracked cartridge sleeve?

>>53669341
listen to some shoegaze lol :)

>>5366943
how dare you speak to me in such a manner
*squishes you like the aphid you are*

Why are Rick and morty fans so insufferable?

>>53669501
>were ever

hello northerner

>>53669466
turn on the bright lights is one of my favourite albums desu

I'm considering taking a lot break from dating

I'm sick of it

I've met about 90 women for dates and not one of them has lead to a relationship

CANNOT STAND THE SMELL OF THIS HAWAIIN SHIRT

>>53669430
Polish are surprisingly well accepted where I'm from (glasgow) because you are known to be hard workers and white. I've never had a bad experience with a pole.

>>53669483
well they seem to hold a lot better than GB to me, or is Scotland overran by muslims and turks as well?
>>53669502
post pic

>>53669492
>Mocking people's outdated meme
>Pepeposting
Jesus Christ please tell me you're being iron..oh I see.

>>53669545
have you tried being more like yourself?

>>53669482
>psytrance

Absolute crusty

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>mfw Nelson shat on Napoleon so hard at the Nile and Trafalgar that Napoleon was forced into land wars exclusively so headed east into Russia.

and we all know how that ended.

good job Nelson. rip.

>>53669430
Whatever you do you'll always be seen as a eastern european immigrant m8 you will receive a generalised stigma because of it.

>>53669567
Scotland is GB retard. At least learn about the place you want to go to

>>53669439
when they first started they just posted funny videos and stuff
they went downhill very quickly, don't get me wrong

I wear my heart on my sleeve lads, that's just who I am.

>>53669522
Yeah I used to like that show loads but my mate who reads Reddit as well was showing me the new Rick and Morty android game constantly and it's like ok mate good for you and now I'm thinking maybe the show is a bit lame

>>53669545
just be urself lol

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>why yes, I do live in Europe

>>53669567

Scotland is part of Great Britain you fucking mong.
stay in Poland you stupid fuck.

>>53669522
Because they're all smug pop-science fans that identify as nerds.

>Haha, I understand that GCSE science reference, aren't I clever?
>haha this script doesn't follow a conventional narrative, WOAH multi-verse! now we're talking!

>>53669640
stop projecting

>>53669594
>Implying Scots actually believe they're a part of GB
There is no direction you can look in Glasgow where you can't see St Andrews cross.

>>53669583
did p well in russia desu


>britain in a land war

lellele

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>>53669578

>>53669567
>because some scotcuck said he wasn't in the UK it must be true

fucking retard

>>53669664
Nice projection.

>>53669631
>m-mobility kill
>TANK IS FINE

>>53669675
haha good image

>>53669664
Doesn't even make sense used here. Stop using Internet arguments. Next I'll be strawman or damage control

>>53669466
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THIS???
WHY DID AN INTERNATIONAL POLICE FORCE "GO TO SHIT" AFTER "ANTICS"
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME PLEASE

>>53669640
So like Big Bang Theory?

>>53669188

how much of my brain do i need to shutdown before i can learn to enjoy this?

>>53669430

>would i be accepted in scotland?

You should be fine in any part of the UK desu. Poles have mostly assimilated pretty well. Not sure on JOb prospects in Scotland but as long as you have experience and that you should be fine.

Also
>Poland
>white

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>Why yes, my Country is a shithole and thinks it's English despite being in the nigger half of the hemisphere

>>53669704
ad hom

>>53669696
moving the goal posts

next

>>53669669
Hello my British friend

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>girth is more important than length, anon

Literally in love with a fictional character lads.

>>53669711
It's literally the same thing, but a bit less edgy and live-action.

Literally in love with a fictional character lads.

>>53669669
What are you talking about?

>has saltire
>must be an independent country

im glaswegian m8, am I missing something here??

>>53669669
>Implying Scots actually believe they're a part of GB
literally asked them this 16 months ago. Guess what the answer was

How is it possible for Man United to be doing shit but the fans are still as insufferable as ever

>>53669704
nice ad hominem

Yo once again it's the Big L, that kid who got much props
From killin corrupt cops, with motherfuckin buck shots
So don't step to this, cause I got a live crew
You might be kinda big but they make coffins yo' size too
I was taught wise, I'm known to extort guys
This ain't Cali, it's Harlem nigga we do walkbys

>>53669729
are you being rude to us again? we dont think we're english TbH if i thought i was english i wouldn't have this sick southern cross tattoo on my back

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>>53669496
Maybe she wants to trai-wana-THESE *points at penis*

>>53669567
Artist's representation. The whole smaller bit at the top sheared off too. It's fine if you're gentle with it but turning from cold to hot while it's running misaligns the discs inside.

>>53669105
>wasting a trip by spending time on 4chan
pathetic

>I'm an Australian logician and moralist; debate me online, I dare you!

>>53669752
>>53669741
Try taking 1P-LSD and visualise your fictional character and having sex with her.

haha just kidding your subconscious will never allow that because wanting to have sex with fictional characters is bad. trust me ive tried.

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>Anything over 7 inches will hurt a woman. 5 inches is an ideal penis length.

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>>53669769
20 times la...20 times....

>>53669810
i am a logician but i'm not a moralist

What do you lads think of Pakis? I'm thinking of moving back to Nottingham

wew lads anyone want a cup of tea?

>>53668976
>I'm a retard

Best Young Thug track 2bh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ENpRYyoQ1M
Dat piano

>>53669781
Fuck off Dormer you utter runt.

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why do the british try to pretend they conquered anywhere when their empire was entirely coastal


>being cucked by the quebecois

>>53669838
I'm in notts mate, I'll meet with you innit

>>53669859
omg fucking tripfag just fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>53669859
can i have one 2D girlfriend please, to go.

>>53669838
>Nottingham

I guess they could do with a robbin hood like you

>>53669824
>we don't sack our managers!
>Liverpool only talk about muh istory!

Now fans are begging for van gaal to be sacked while droning on about their history. Fucking lol

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>If you have a dick under 8 inches, you WILL be cucked by jamal. Period.

well sorry, by GB i mean, they really stand aside and dont seem to be troubled by common problems london and southern part of the island have.
>>53669790
i would try using cyan-acrylic glue so it keeps everything together tighter. maybe take it apart for the gluing so you have better look if the cracks inside are fixed too.

>>53669859

Aye 6 sugars. cheers la'

>>53669862
>I can't teach for shit

What are some porn scenes you've been watching for years and years?

Cytheria - internal combustion and her sybian scene, been watching both for 10 years
Lanny Barbie - About Face POV, amazing performance

>>53669883
fuck off back home ahmed

>>53669883
>Empire based around naval supremacy was largely coastal

Shocker.

>>53669859
no thanks x

>>53669865
he's not even speaking english at that point

>>53669936
Fantasy girl cums to life

>>53669883
>empire was entirely coastal
what?
>being cucked by the quebecois
also what?

>>53669892
What part? I used to live in West Bridgford, near Edwalton specifically. VERY comfy place

>>53669905
Theft is haram familia

>>53669936
porn is bad for you and you should feel bad

>>53669883
rasheed

>>53669946
>muh sand

>>53669859

mushroom tea yeah lad

>>53669926
It's because literally nobody wants to go there.

It's plagued by public health issues and lack-lustre economic growth. The party in (partial) power, the SNP, is completely inept financially.

>>53669936

Anything with Lexington Steele desu

>>53669896
he doesn't have a tripcode you fool

>>53669936
Lela Star's rough gangbang scenes are legendary, doesn't take anal but she doesn't need to

>>53669926
dzięki lad

>>53669754
Everything has one though, even office blocks seem to have at least one hung on a windows. Back during first year of uni at halls there was no less than three blocks with Scottish flags hung up in the window.

Maybe it's just weird because I hardly see St George's cross or the Union flag in daily life.

>>53669926

>common problems london and southern part of the island have.

what problems?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tidBxvH5ng4

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>i have a 5 inch dick and I can still make my gf cum multiple times. All you need is to know how to use your fingers and tounge, anon.

LMAO drugs

Literally in love with a fictional character lads.

>>53669936
For some reason the fact that POV you never see the blokes hands grabbing the woman whilst fucking is kinda of a turn off - i want some dominance man

(yes i know he's holding the camera)

>>53669838
fuck off paki

>>53670089
He's never actually holding the camera though

>>53670036
reeks of insecurity lmao

>muh petty nationalism

>>53669979
Lenton 2bh

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>>53670104
No.

>>53670081
Who is it? Is it Sooty?

If today's /brit/ was an episode of a classic sitcom I think this would probably be in the top 3 episodes what do you lads think pls respond

>>53670036
London is full of the Union flag btw

it's right approach to have
Look at how successfully the Yanks branded their patriotism. keeps people in line and working for the same cause.

>>53670026
haha you're not me m8 you fucking mick cunt

>knowing pornstars by name
>knowing certain scenes

autism
i only wank to pure amateur porn with over 50 british housewives

>>53669936
Sindee squirts in the library

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>>53670144
no

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>>53670037
sure the data is old but i can bet Scotland is still a lot less kebabd than england.

>>53669936
amber blank

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>>53670046
Literally can't prove him wrong

>>53670156
Stop pretending to be me

Things are getting pretty wild now. Strong visuals

if todays /brit/ was a movie i reckon i'd be the villain

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>penis enlargement works, anon!

>>53670157

>having alzheimers at your age

>>53670052
Implying based jakey G doesn't pull off a fedora

Literally quite like multiple fictional characters lads.

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>why yes, LSD did completely change my perspective on life forever. if you're still a tory after taking lsd it was probly an nBOME

>>53670126
But just why though?
Although it doesn't wind me up as much as English people with Scottish names looking up their clan's tartan...

>>53670220
the villain would be janny and lisicki would his right hand mna

>>53670157
>50 british housewives
good lad
milf cuck porn is best porn

When is voting open for Iowa and New Hampshire and when is it revealed who won?
#FEELTHEBERN #4CHAN

>>53670184
Yes you are right England and the rest of the UK is fucking horrible don't move here, move to Scotland they love eastern europeans there you will be treated like royalty.

Only trying to help you mate trust me on this

>>53670253
meant for>>53670206

>>53670183
Her? Why?

>>53670144
Damn I remember that cheeky cunt. Did you watch Bear Behaving Badly or Basil Brush?

>>53670184
ok then. have fun in Shitland.

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>ok then. have fun in Shitland.

>>53670250
And most Scottish names are French

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>>53670279

>>53670184
that's because the population of england is like 55 million and the population of scotland is like 5 million

there are more white people in england

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>>53670178
favourited

>>53670302
poland is a pretty based country considering they've only existed for like 80 years.

deadlifted 70kg today lads, proper hefty for me that was x

>>53670253
don't know who fat cam is eh? enjoying your first month in /brit/ so far?

>>53670321
Don't you know what percentage means?

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>Lower than 90% white

>>53670254
nah mate, don't do cuck porn
know any good dominatrix milfs? i like femdom but not cuckold

>>53670315
Why are you asking us? you have made up your mind already, tell the scots England said you're welcome for the extra slavs

>>53670314
The wonders of Catholicism.

>>53670321
who cares if there are more whites in england, percentage and chance of meeting a shitskin counts.

>>53670217
I've been jelqing for a few weeks and I'm pretty sure I've damaged my foreskin. It feels irritable and there's dead skin on it.
Send help.

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>>53670297
Because she's beautiful and caring and talented and hardworking and motivational among other things

>>53670346
>todays /brit/

>>53670346
Fuck off, go suck thaicucks dick

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>scottish """"""""""people"""""""""""
>white

>>53670347
no i was sick that day in primary

>>53670326
good lad

>>53670391
It's a drawing m8.

For some reason on weekends I can never be arsed messaging girls on POF or Tinder

Wonder why that is

what porn sites do you guys use? i know all the generic ones already

stop impersonating me

>>53670391
hahahahaahahahahahaahah

hahahaha

oh man hahahahahah.

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>>53670339

beastmode

>>53670382
>he thinks he won't be treated the same as a Muslim

Fucking Lel. Polish are the brown Muslims of Europe

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>Why yes, I do live in Scotland!

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>96% white
>still africa tier economy

Taig has to be the most inoffensive slur there is

>>53670435
ok mate ill stop now

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y'all niggas sound racist af lmaoo

wank before or after spliff?

Lads, how did you stop watching porn?

don't say "turn off computer, disconnect from internet". These are silly suggestions.

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>>53670422
no lad she's a character from a taiwanese animated series

>>53670479
What does Taig even mean? I thought it was just a jailbreak for ios 8.4

>>53670496
have a wank over some cartoons.

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>>53670442
>2016
>brits still hate other euros and ignore the muslim threat

>>53670496

how about just not watching it? fucking idiot

>>53670442
wrong

poles assimilate well, work hard and are well liked

muslims stay in their shitty no-go zones, claim bennies and are hated/feared

>>53670495
ummm?? is that even a question?? obviously after!!

>>53670496
cut your bellend off

>>53670496
it's really not that fuckin hard

>>53670503
he pulls off the look well

might kms
thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJzHRJmwKOs

>>53670496
Took smaller and smaller doses.
Stopped visiting /r9k/, /b/, all NSFW boards.
Stopped visiting imgur.
Have a image blocking extension when you want to browse risky sites.
Find other stuff to do.

>>53670565
haha probably not worth the effort really haha

Anyone here think Marge Simpson is the hottest MILF around

>>53670535
don't listen to him lad

>>53670535
Don't think you get a free pass just because you're "le catholic and have values". You're still fucking parasites and commit some shitty crimes.

>>53670496

SSRIs

>>53670577
bill hicks would absolutely hate alex jones

>>53670577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGGjV6w2whM

My housemate was just on the phone to an estate agent about a house we want to look at, he asked me what the address was and I said skin street. He then asked me what number and I said 4. He came back and said they don't have any houses under 4 skin street. Crying.

>>53670592
isnt porn illegal in ur cunt?

>>53670628
SSRIs kill your personality though

>>53670623
why would i commit crimes abroad when i have education and experience in one of the most important fields today?

>>53670601
hahaha
no i'm closet bi virgin
i want to die
haha