>be australian >be completely impervious to insults You

>>53665556
Good for you but I don't think anybody cares

>be australian

haha oh wow

>>53665605
Your mum did last night when I triggered her orgasm lol

if you are australian, it is likely that you have aboriginal ancestry

may the mad max be with you

>>53665636
Wow you sure showed me, that must be that high quality australian banter everybody's talking about

>>53665637
I've traced my ancestry and there is no abo blood

>>53665670
I showed a bit more than banter to your mum last night lol

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>>53665637

>>53665670
>he believed the banter meme

It's just shitposting tb'h m8, it always has been. banter is just an excuse

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>>53665714

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>>53665556
You've been uploading that pic for two hours, while trying to kill a two pound spider with your hat and listening to your wife's Chinese boyfriend banging her in the other room.

Trying to insult you would be just too cruel.

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>>53665631

>>53665556

I wanted to post an image but I'm too kind for that, it already takes you minutes to load just one reply.

>>53665637
aboriginals mixed with european criminal scum, the lowest of the low

>>53665636
kek, good one barry

>>53665556
Test cricket is fucking awful.

>>53665709
Go be 12 somewhere else, famalam.

>>53665624
>be a FUCKING LEAF

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>>53665739

>>53665637
Jokes on you mountain jew i'm chinese

>>53665778
Thanks davo

>>53665822
pls go

>>53665637
Actually it's not likely at all Hans

>>53665810
I was already 12" inside your mum last night m8, you want me to go BACK?

>>53665853
yeah nah
make me brah

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>"At the 2011 Census 2.4 million Australians (12%) declared that they had an Asian ancestral background."
>2011

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>>53665556
Italians created fairy bread.

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How do we solve the Australian question? Emu-Polish alliance when?

>>53665917
>"At the 2011 Census 2.4 million Poles (12%) declared that they had an Auschwitz ancestral background."
>2011

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>>53665917
delet this

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>>53665939
The emus will have you partitioned before you can even say kurwa

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>>53665939
soon

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>>53665939
who drew this

>>53665939
the emu would genocide your people harder than hitler or stalin did

>>53665992
>>53665939
mate, don't even joke about emus cunt, that's like 9/11 to us

>>53665959
>>53665967
Why would it bother you?
There is nothing wrong with beeing Asian

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australians on /int/ constantly act like they're crocodile dundee or some shit but every single australian i've talked to anywhere else on the internet has been an urban leftist hipster. the two i'm in the same channel with regularly nowadays literally only talk about tinder and shoes.

you people aren't fooling anybody.

>>53665975
DELET THIS

>>53666030
>"every single australian i've talked to anywhere else on the internet has been an urban leftist hipster."
>People from Melbourne
>Australian

>>53666017
It's like if someone called you Syrian. Chinese are taking over Australia but just in a different way

>>53666030
>Melburnians
>Australians
Yeah, fuck off, Genghis.

>>53666030
that's because our capability to speak mongolian is limited to tinder and shoes.

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>be Australian
>lose in Knifey Spooney against some American kid

>>53665884

I've heard the housing prices in Canada are good this time of the year

An enterprising businessman like yourself might want to take advantage of it

>>53666093
HE FUCKING HAS OBVIOUSLY PLAYED KNIFEY SPOONEY BEFORE CUNT, WE HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT

>>53666065
But chinese are productive people with a millenia long history
If I was an Australian, I would rather take pride in my hard working chinese ancestors, than criminal english ancestors
I mean, lets be honest, your white ancestors where the lowest of the low

>>53666077
>>53666058
>queerslanders
lol enjoy getting cucked by your 'sheila' when she decides she wants to go black and never come back
my Malaysian gf is pure and faithful

>>53666174
>Implying I'm a dirty queenslander

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>>53665556

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>>53666211
You got what was coming to you in the end, you perfidious cunt.

>>53666195
If you're not from the shining beacon of justice and prosperity that is the great city of Melbourne you might as well be, you fucking anusnibbler

>>53666030
this, they are actually soft cunts in a nanny state and rely heavily on things like welfare like most western countries

australians are probably required to wear a helmet just to use a water slide

>>53666157
I don't have criminal ancestors, mine came here from the UK of their own accord.
Our government lets the gooks buy up all our property without even having to live here, so they take advantage of that and have made house prices so high that no one but the rich can even own a property. It's our government to blame really but the chinks here are still nigger tier. Try living with them then get back to me. The older generations are very hard working, yes, but their offspring? Not so much.
Same deal with most immigrants here, their parents move here and own their own business and are respectable people, but future generations are absolute dogshit people

>p-please pay attention to us big strong Americans
pathetic

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nice quokka m8

>>53666116
>american property
yeah nah thanks

>>53666157

The Chinese only came recently Fritz, nobody has Chinese ancestry except for the fobs and their children.

>>53666339
remember when everyone wanted brit attention?

Oh wait did we even have electricity back then?

>>53666157
At least we can admire how far we've come, not how far we've fallen, Ahmed.

>>53665556
candy-ass

>>53665766
>>53665631
Equivalent, tbqh

>>53666311
I disagree.

I've never had problems with Asians here. They all seem pretty cool and keep to themselves.
It's the muslims you have to worry about. (Middle eastern muslims, not malaysian or some shit. They're pretty harmless)

>>53666311
Oh, I wasn't aware of that
Thanks for the informative reply

>>53666427
DONT YOU HAVE SYRIAN DICK TO RIDE FRITZ

>>53666422
We all do respect, I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake

>>53666422
Yeah I agree with that to be honest, but the Chinese situation still is what it is
>>53666450
bit rude tb'h

>>53665975
To be fair, there are like 8 Chinese surnames in the world

>>53666452
U wot m8, stop carrying on like a pork chop because I ain't to fuck spiders ya drongo. You cobbas always yakkin the true blue yarn as if you were doing doeys in ya commo whilst slaughtered from the slabba gold last night at the watering hole round the backa manaka like cunts fucked. Chucka u-ey to dodge the coppaz coz ya rego's carked it ands now useless as tits on a bull, not to mention you're a derro with trakkie dacks on and if it turns out really are waiting for a mate the coppaz not gonna have a bar of it.

>>53666422

Mainlander Chinese and Southeast Asians (especially flips) are shitty immigrants because they act like black Americans, Japs and Chinese from the civilised areas are fine but the ones that buy up all of our property while they don't even live here ruin their reputation

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>>53666452

>>53665739
> a jew, a nigger, and a leb walk into an Aussie modeling contest and win
kek

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Maybe this will?

>>53665739
>that forehead

>>53666727
more like fivehead

>>53666727
>warhammer

Fucking lol go the fuck back to school you fucking manchild

>>53666752
nothing wrong with warhammer tbqh

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This may not trigger you, but I have to ask anyway:

Why doesn't Australia have any comfy nature? Is it genetics?

>>53666727
Yeah that would be the autism tax.

The government is trying to get rid of autistic manchildren who order toys off the internet

>>53666829
It's comfy for abos probably

I want to go home to white man's lands to be honest family

>>53666849
you say that like everything else isn't double the price in australia

>>53666752
>types 'lol'
>calls me manchild

okee dokee, dundee

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>>53665556
you abonigger.

>>53666727
So we found the route of their issues

Their inability to pay normal prices on stuff has made them arseblasted enough to 'shitpost' on 4chan all day.

They literally cannot afford to buy themselves anything hahaha

>>53665556
>You literally cannot trigger me
[your country needs to be #1 in the HDI ranking to view this post]

>>53666875
Yes, I agree. Building nice and comfy cities in the shores of a big desert shouldn't be good enough for Australian people. Come to Norway and take your immigration adds with you tbhfamily.

>>53667061
I would if I could, believe me. One day I may

>>53666311

i like living in a chinese suburb. they are good, quite neighbours who mind their own business and dont commit crime.

>>53667372
Do they treat you like shit because you're white and in a "chinese suburb" though? Do you interact with them at all?

>>53665637
and yet we're still objectively a superior nation to you

loving every laugh

Skin cancer

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>>53665636
>>53665709
>>53665862

>>53666727
oh no NEET manchildren cant afford their mantoys what shall we do????

fucking hope they increase the tax on shit like that some more TBh

>>53665799
you can call her polish once you admit that all her holes have been, like our person per square kilometer, filled to the brim with superior australian seed

>>53667424
Not the guy you're responding to but I also live in a Asian suburb, mostly Vietnamese.

They're really nice and even make food for us sometimes

>>53666030
>the two i'm in the same channel with regularly nowadays literally only talk about tinder and shoes.

there's nothing wrong with that, mate.

i'll often go to the pub to talk about tinder with my mate, the best pick up lines, how many birds we've smashed -- but all of that is for null if we don't have some fresh kicks for them to be like "yeah this guy isn't an autistic retard he has a competent sense in fashion".

>>53667424

no. i have viet neighbours who are really kind, always giving us gifts and smiling and saying hi. never had any trouble with asians in my area. and they have heaps of good, cheap restaurants. i would rather we import 10 chinese over a single filthy arab scum desu

>>53667640
that's funny because I live near a viet suburb and have to walk through there sometimes, and get the feeling I'm about to be spit on

where are you at?

>>53667640
>I also live in a Asian suburb
fucking hell you sounds overrun RIP

>>53667704
whoa whoa, never said anything about importing arabs, fuck that shit
Anyway Vietnamese aren't Chinese m8

>>53667372
>>53667640
this i also live in an asian suburb (rhodes)

they're all fine. it's a bit tiring seeing asians day in and out but i've never once felt threatened or scared being out of my house at any time. i often walk down to coles at 11pm and it's completely fine and safe.

i'm sure a lot of them are westernised anyway. literally my only gripe is that they all look the same.

>>53665637

not true at all. if heaps of australians had aboriginal blood the country would buckle under the welfare payments

>>53667812
and to add on to this i can get $10 rice and pork it's fucking banging lads

>>53667841
This is true. Even in America the blacks are doctors and judges and whatever else, in Aus if an abo just has a job it's a fucking surprise

>>53667669
there is no surer sign of you being an imaginationless beta cuck than being obsessed enough with your dating app whores to think anyone wants to hear your stories about them.

>>53665556
your country lost war to birds. your ancestors were prisioners from England. you have no culture. you have another flag on your flag.

>>53667901
i'm sorry mate i'm too busy smashing birds from tinder to give a gram of a fuck of what some autistic finn who probably addresses his mum as "mrs anon" thinks of me

go wait until the street clears up before you can walk outside. literally laughing out loud haha

>>53667812
it's not really that asians are threatening in any way, it's more that they look down on you for being white

>>53667939
i haven't noticed this but fuck people are always saying it's the other way around TbH

>>53667812
>rhodes

every time i go to rhodes shopping centre its full of muslims. i guess they just shop there but live elsewhere. when i was in the loony bin there was a korean girl there with severe burns to her face and arms and she told me koreans are moving from strathfield to rhodes because they hate all the indians and muslims moving in on them.

>>53667967
it probably goes both ways.

Like your mum

Stung through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name (bad name)
I play my part

>>53667934
good luck shoe shopping darling #illridewithyou #smashpatriarchy

>>53668017
ta lad. i've got a mate who works at hype and another one who works at carharrt, definitely fucking sorted for bargains haha

>>53668004
yeah you see a few muslims but that figure is absolutely dwarfed by the asians.

there are still heaps of koreans in strathfield though. i got a korean mate who lives there and when we went for coffee he took me to some korean coffee shop which was pretty neat.

>>53668013
hahaha never forget that you're talking to a real person with real emotions haha

but we rekt you at gallipoli

>>53667773

i live in a chinese suburb but my nieghbours are vietnamese. all of the shops and restaurants and most of the people are chinese except for the friut shop and restaurant my nieghbour run. my primary school was 80% chinese too.

>>53668130
delet

Cricket is a DESIGNATED-tier sport

>>53668184
where do you live?

>>53667710

cabramatta?

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>>53668130
how'd that turn out for ya?

>>53668184
t. chinese man

>>53668227
>?

typical sydney, you even type the way you speak

>>53668285
alright adam hills calm down

>>53668308
lol I hate that cunt, but he has a point

>>53667895
>and to add on to this i can get $10 rice and pork it's fucking banging lads

porkchop with broken rice. $12. fucking tasty

>>53668332
reckon he's a pretty funny comedian

haven't watched any of his UK talk shows though

>>53667929

im ok with all those things.

>>53668357
can't stand him but a lot of people like him
each to their own

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>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

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>>53668421
how goes the night shift, wxcxzzccwwzczx?

>>53668421
this would be more effective if it wasn't posted 5 times a day

pingpole worked hard on that and the rest of you poles ruined it

>>53668014

oh you

>>53668100

strathfield korean cafes changed my life - its where i discovered iced long blacks and ive never been the same since. i drink at least 3 a day. its costing me a fortune. and the korean cute are nice.

>>53668575
those korean shish kebab you can get next to the station are fucking GOAT

>>53668209

ashfield, sydney 2131

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>>53668451
I just woke up mate, it sucks that I always sleep during your prime time
>>53668468
It's very often still me, I just am bored and out of ideas. Not to mention half a year of night shifts from August to January made me forget what the sun looks like whatsoever (it's 2pm and it's quite dark already due to clouds every day) so I'm a bit depressed lads

>>53665637
yup you triggered them

>>53668624
i go to ashfield all the time cause my mate lives there.

you ever go to the ashfield hotel? does that hot polish chick still work there?

>>53668629
>It's very often still me, I just am bored and out of ideas. Not to mention half a year of night shifts from August to January made me forget what the sun looks like whatsoever (it's 2pm and it's quite dark already due to clouds every day) so I'm a bit depressed lads

I love you man, seriously one of the best posters on /int/

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>>53665556

>>53668237

im actually white. the one bad thing about an asian suburb is no white girls.

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>>53665556
>You literally cannot trigger me
>53665556
Off by 1 digit mate, just one little digit

>>53668624
>>53668654
describe yourselves so I can stalk you, I'm not far......

>>53668731
you that haberfield anon? i live in rhodes but i go to trashfield pretty often

Hello, I wanna go to Australia :)))

>>53668285

no i was asking you if you live in cabramatta. its the only viet suburb i know.

>>53668753
with your accent you'd get laid every day

>>53668754
lol oh shit sorry, no not cabramatta

>>53668752
not him m8 sorry, but I can still stalk you if you want.....

>>53668883
yeah sure post your steam lad ill give yo u a cheeky add

>>53668783
...d-damn
He was right, we just can't trigger you

>>53668613

and the boneless chicken with chili sauce. the korean street food is good, meant to go well with beer apparently but i dont drink

>>53667523
Don't piss them off, they're going to freeze your assets.

>>53668654

i dont really go there but i handed in a resume to them last week. so i may work there soon. the manager seemed like a little fuckwitt though. i live a block away from it. do any nice girls ever go there?

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>>53665556
How funny
For a people that claims to be untriggerable seems like your nation is full of triggered whiney people.
God forbids showing a boob on tv. Imaginary violence in videogames or sex, or even insults in music.
Therefore everything you say is invalid.
>inb4 shut up druglord or similars.

>>53669165
eh nah not really lad

>>53669187
shut up druglord

>>53668731

i go to ashfield mall most days in not working. look in eb games and get a boost. my exciting life lel

>>53669254
me and my mate did that a few weeks back

>>53668913

>..d-damn
He was right, we just can't trigger you

..but are you a muslim?

>>53669254
I'll keep an eye out for the fat manchild dressed by his mum

>>53669254
>>53669271
actually my mate use to work at wendy's in ashfield mall (must have been like a year ago). he was the only guy working there and he has black hair.

>>53668883

where are you?

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>>53665556
Australia lacks culture, even more so than Canada.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe

>>53669352
marrickville

>>53669369
nah

>>53669369
>some brit just pops his head in when not wanted

literally america posting

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>>53669307
OH, YOU TRIGGERED ME

>>53668232
>TURKEY IS WHIIIIIIITE

>>53668783
I'd rather put some quokkas on fire desu

>>53665631
>le telstra is bad meme

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>>53669413
>>53669425
well, that was easy

>>53669209

like ten years ago when i used to go there if one week it was full and there were some qts there by the next week it would be packed full of lebs and all the girls would leave and then then the week after that it would be empty cause no one likes lebs.

>>53669575
looking good, ahmed

>>53665556
Because you will literaly never see any response, thanks to your wonderful connection (congratulations for the upload, though)

>You literally cannot trigger me or any other australian on this board
It's because australians always triggered and thus the shitposting.

>>53665556
lad, the simple fact that you made this thread proves that you are triggered, you can't have a normal conversation, you had to make a meme thread because you are naturally triggered.

>>53669313
>I'll keep an eye out for the fat manchild dressed by his mum

fuck, are you already stalking me?

>>53669657
your response is exactly what he wanted

thank you for feeding the collective australian ego

>>53669314

i think i remember the guy you mean..wendys is a hole in the floor now. they didnt even replace it. just cleared it out. they probably wouldnt have paid to well.

>>53665556
How long does it take to post this with that connection?

>>53669751
the australian ego consist of being jesters?

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>tfw nobody lives near you

>>53669383

lots of greens voters and greeks. whats not to love. at least you have a good supply of white wimmin

Most Australians posting on 4chan are a far cry from the tanned, rugby playing banter bros they are pretending to emulate t.b.h

>>53669915
jesters is a nice way of putting it

I'd call it shitposters though

>>53669369

we dont care though. we dont even know what "culture" actually means

>>53665637
No sadly, if we were then we'd never have to work a day in our lives due to muh welfare

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>>53669847
yeah if you ever see him around thats my best mate

actually desu sometimes i go to the ashfield hotel with my best mate and our lad mate (he has a few tattoos on his arm -- here's a pic of him (dont approach him though he's a staunch)) so you might see us one day

>>53669934
>ignoring the gillions of spiders and snakes

they have feelings too

>>53669943
>lots of greens voters and greeks
kill me, also don't forget old people fucking everywhere

>>53669934

where you live?

>>53670090
been looking for this cunt, he knows he's fucking dead right?
who are you?

>>53670173
haha what did he do? tell you the truth i dont see him that often but once in a while we'll go for drinks

>>53670090

that picture made me scared. he looks like he says "eshayyz" a lot. if i get the job at ashfield hotel i'll probably bump into you guys.

>>53670218
no idea who he is I just wanted to see what response I'd get since he looks like he gets up to some mischief

>>53670290
the secco who works at the ashfield hotel is fucking gun we saw him deck this drunk guy and then kick him it was great haha. he's this manlet islander guy but he's built like a brick.

>>53670350
>but he's built like a brick.
they all are m8

>>53670438
yeah but he's a manlet so he's even more like a brick

>>53670446
I'll brick you in a minute cunt

>>53670521
fuck that im having a shower

>>53670538
thanks for the info man, let me know when you take a shit too

>>53670607
i will but i'll do it in /brit/

>>53670625
of course

>>53670350

i used to work at the hurlestone park hotel in my early twenties and i saw some shit. one of the funniest and scariest was a group of crazy fresh off the boat fijians chasing the security around the hotel and terrorising other patrons. manager tells me to call the cops they notice me picking up the phone and one of them grabs my arm, i just manage to twist it out and run away. there were quite a few fights over the years. and we got some of the most pussy security. theyd send us 5 foot indians.

>>53670792
>theyd send us 5 foot indians.
why do they even become security guards? deluded fuckwits I swear

>>53670124
4114

>LE AUSTRALIANS ARE IMPERVIOUS TO INSULTS WE ARE SO BANTEROUS MEME

Yeah, OK
Maybe you are impervious to insults.

But you aren't impervious to stingrays

But you aren't impervious to poison spiders

But you aren't impervious to getting taken hostage when you buy some chocolate

But you aren't impervious to UV rays

But you aren't impervious to these things because guess what? You will forever be out of place. You can mock Portugal for being 'Moors' but the fact is, we belong here, we have always been in Portugal and always will be from Portugal, I would rather live my whole life in my home and be made to drink some Muslim cum once than be forced to live my whole life in a prison pretending it is paradise because I am a European in cancerland. You are Europeans and don't get to enjoy EUROPE. I am EUROPEAN and I live in EUROPE. I may have Moorish ancestors, maybe my ancestors prayed to mecca but your ancestors prayed that the prison officer would not put them in the hot box for trying to call the prison warden a 'sick cunt'. You are prisoners and nothing moor, you are out of place and pathetic. I am proud to be ancestor of Alberto Barbosa, because he came to my country and fucked my great great great grandmother, unlike your ancestors who were taken from there homes and fucked on a ship. I may not TRIGGER you but the sun will NIGGER you as it burns you to a black crisp.

>>53671051
t. albarbeque barbroasted

>>53671051
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53671051
excellent post

>>53669369

>implying anybody with self esteem thinks like is implied in that article

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>>53671051
WE

>>53666752
WHFB was best but it's kill ;_;

>>53665631

Is this picture of India supposed to mean something?

>>53671251
nothing at all, ignore it

>>53670992

queensland? ever killed a cane toad?

>>53665637
>be Australian
>claim to be unable to be triggered
>get triggered five posts in

Good job swiss bro

>>53671519
>america sucking jew cock

business as usual

>>53671051
>tfw you're a portuguese poster, you write a post, see (You)s, you feel happy and when you check the replies those are only "t. alberto barbossa" replies

Hang in there brother.

Have a real (Yo-

t. alberto barbossa

>>53669514
good lad

>>53665556
You are loved. Your opinion matters. Your internet really isn't that bad. Shhhh.

>>53671051
>and be made to drink some Muslim cum once
not even once, bro

>I am proud to be ancestor of Alberto Barbosa
Didn't know you came from the past

>I may not TRIGGER you but the sun will NIGGER you as it burns you to a black crisp.

Well said

>>53671803
please marry me

>>53671694

well you showed him, alright.

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>>53671803
>Your internet really isn't that bad

shit i missed real nigga hours.

>>53671051
t. Alberto Barbosa

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>ITT

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>>53665637

>5 posts in
>over 10 replies to one post

TRIGGERED

>>53665967

fucking kek at this pic

>kangaroo tail chopped off
>Uluru being excavated

just need the kangaroo tail grounded up into powder to snort on the table

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>>53672594
>lots of replies
>none of the replies are triggered replies
stop samefagging my man

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>>53665556
>Be Australian.
>Crocodile dundee is my national hero.
>Steve irwin is my Patron Saint.
>Have to kill some hand-sized spiders every time I wake up.
>Can't go to the beach, crocodiles there.
>Can't go fishing in the river. There are sharks there.
>Everything is 5x more expensive than in america.
>Our best internet is 200kbs for 60AUD per month.
>Lost a war to birds.
>Abos and asians littering the streets.
>Government is a nanny state that prohibits sex and violence on the media.
>Hey, at least we're immune to insults! :^)

>>53665556
Emu

>>53672803
haha you replied to him again DOUBLE TRIGGERED

>>53674987
>Can't go to the beach, crocodiles there.
>Can't go fishing in the river. There are sharks there.

It's the other way around

>>53675221
http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/river-monsters/videos/bull-shark-in-australian-river/

>>53671051
9/10 copypasta.

>>53675221
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_crocodile
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_shark

You can't make this shit up.

>>53665556
lol ur gay

>>53674987
>brazilian shitposting about dangerous wildlife
m8...

Fucking celery triggers me.
I'm eating a stick of fucking water, yet 1 minute later my mouth is full of inedible 'string'.

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>>53669369
>His culture is literally red phone boxes and double decker buses
>Insults another culture

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>be australian
>kill yourself
YOU LITERALLY
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

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>>53677880
>post this image for 100 time
>LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE AUSTRALIAN REPLY