>be completely impervious to insults
You literally cannot trigger me or any other australian on this board
You've been uploading that pic for two hours, while trying to kill a two pound spider with your hat and listening to your wife's Chinese boyfriend banging her in the other room.
Trying to insult you would be just too cruel.
>"At the 2011 Census 2.4 million Australians (12%) declared that they had an Asian ancestral background."
How do we solve the Australian question? Emu-Polish alliance when?
The emus will have you partitioned before you can even say kurwa
australians on /int/ constantly act like they're crocodile dundee or some shit but every single australian i've talked to anywhere else on the internet has been an urban leftist hipster. the two i'm in the same channel with regularly nowadays literally only talk about tinder and shoes.
you people aren't fooling anybody.
>lose in Knifey Spooney against some American kid
But chinese are productive people with a millenia long history
If I was an Australian, I would rather take pride in my hard working chinese ancestors, than criminal english ancestors
I mean, lets be honest, your white ancestors where the lowest of the low
You got what was coming to you in the end, you perfidious cunt.
this, they are actually soft cunts in a nanny state and rely heavily on things like welfare like most western countries
australians are probably required to wear a helmet just to use a water slide
I don't have criminal ancestors, mine came here from the UK of their own accord.
Our government lets the gooks buy up all our property without even having to live here, so they take advantage of that and have made house prices so high that no one but the rich can even own a property. It's our government to blame really but the chinks here are still nigger tier. Try living with them then get back to me. The older generations are very hard working, yes, but their offspring? Not so much.
Same deal with most immigrants here, their parents move here and own their own business and are respectable people, but future generations are absolute dogshit people
I've never had problems with Asians here. They all seem pretty cool and keep to themselves.
It's the muslims you have to worry about. (Middle eastern muslims, not malaysian or some shit. They're pretty harmless)
We all do respect, I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake
U wot m8, stop carrying on like a pork chop because I ain't to fuck spiders ya drongo. You cobbas always yakkin the true blue yarn as if you were doing doeys in ya commo whilst slaughtered from the slabba gold last night at the watering hole round the backa manaka like cunts fucked. Chucka u-ey to dodge the coppaz coz ya rego's carked it ands now useless as tits on a bull, not to mention you're a derro with trakkie dacks on and if it turns out really are waiting for a mate the coppaz not gonna have a bar of it.
Mainlander Chinese and Southeast Asians (especially flips) are shitty immigrants because they act like black Americans, Japs and Chinese from the civilised areas are fine but the ones that buy up all of our property while they don't even live here ruin their reputation
This may not trigger you, but I have to ask anyway:
Why doesn't Australia have any comfy nature? Is it genetics?
So we found the route of their issues
Their inability to pay normal prices on stuff has made them arseblasted enough to 'shitpost' on 4chan all day.
They literally cannot afford to buy themselves anything hahaha
Yes, I agree. Building nice and comfy cities in the shores of a big desert shouldn't be good enough for Australian people. Come to Norway and take your immigration adds with you tbhfamily.
oh no NEET manchildren cant afford their mantoys what shall we do????
fucking hope they increase the tax on shit like that some more TBh
you can call her polish once you admit that all her holes have been, like our person per square kilometer, filled to the brim with superior australian seed
>the two i'm in the same channel with regularly nowadays literally only talk about tinder and shoes.
there's nothing wrong with that, mate.
i'll often go to the pub to talk about tinder with my mate, the best pick up lines, how many birds we've smashed -- but all of that is for null if we don't have some fresh kicks for them to be like "yeah this guy isn't an autistic retard he has a competent sense in fashion".
no. i have viet neighbours who are really kind, always giving us gifts and smiling and saying hi. never had any trouble with asians in my area. and they have heaps of good, cheap restaurants. i would rather we import 10 chinese over a single filthy arab scum desu
this i also live in an asian suburb (rhodes)
they're all fine. it's a bit tiring seeing asians day in and out but i've never once felt threatened or scared being out of my house at any time. i often walk down to coles at 11pm and it's completely fine and safe.
i'm sure a lot of them are westernised anyway. literally my only gripe is that they all look the same.
i'm sorry mate i'm too busy smashing birds from tinder to give a gram of a fuck of what some autistic finn who probably addresses his mum as "mrs anon" thinks of me
go wait until the street clears up before you can walk outside. literally laughing out loud haha
every time i go to rhodes shopping centre its full of muslims. i guess they just shop there but live elsewhere. when i was in the loony bin there was a korean girl there with severe burns to her face and arms and she told me koreans are moving from strathfield to rhodes because they hate all the indians and muslims moving in on them.
yeah you see a few muslims but that figure is absolutely dwarfed by the asians.
there are still heaps of koreans in strathfield though. i got a korean mate who lives there and when we went for coffee he took me to some korean coffee shop which was pretty neat.
hahaha never forget that you're talking to a real person with real emotions haha
i live in a chinese suburb but my nieghbours are vietnamese. all of the shops and restaurants and most of the people are chinese except for the friut shop and restaurant my nieghbour run. my primary school was 80% chinese too.
how'd that turn out for ya?
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
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how goes the night shift, wxcxzzccwwzczx?
strathfield korean cafes changed my life - its where i discovered iced long blacks and ive never been the same since. i drink at least 3 a day. its costing me a fortune. and the korean cute are nice.
I just woke up mate, it sucks that I always sleep during your prime time
It's very often still me, I just am bored and out of ideas. Not to mention half a year of night shifts from August to January made me forget what the sun looks like whatsoever (it's 2pm and it's quite dark already due to clouds every day) so I'm a bit depressed lads
>It's very often still me, I just am bored and out of ideas. Not to mention half a year of night shifts from August to January made me forget what the sun looks like whatsoever (it's 2pm and it's quite dark already due to clouds every day) so I'm a bit depressed lads
I love you man, seriously one of the best posters on /int/
>You literally cannot trigger me
Off by 1 digit mate, just one little digit
i dont really go there but i handed in a resume to them last week. so i may work there soon. the manager seemed like a little fuckwitt though. i live a block away from it. do any nice girls ever go there?
For a people that claims to be untriggerable seems like your nation is full of triggered whiney people.
God forbids showing a boob on tv. Imaginary violence in videogames or sex, or even insults in music.
Therefore everything you say is invalid.
>inb4 shut up druglord or similars.
Australia lacks culture, even more so than Canada.
like ten years ago when i used to go there if one week it was full and there were some qts there by the next week it would be packed full of lebs and all the girls would leave and then then the week after that it would be empty cause no one likes lebs.
lad, the simple fact that you made this thread proves that you are triggered, you can't have a normal conversation, you had to make a meme thread because you are naturally triggered.
yeah if you ever see him around thats my best mate
actually desu sometimes i go to the ashfield hotel with my best mate and our lad mate (he has a few tattoos on his arm -- here's a pic of him (dont approach him though he's a staunch)) so you might see us one day
the secco who works at the ashfield hotel is fucking gun we saw him deck this drunk guy and then kick him it was great haha. he's this manlet islander guy but he's built like a brick.
i used to work at the hurlestone park hotel in my early twenties and i saw some shit. one of the funniest and scariest was a group of crazy fresh off the boat fijians chasing the security around the hotel and terrorising other patrons. manager tells me to call the cops they notice me picking up the phone and one of them grabs my arm, i just manage to twist it out and run away. there were quite a few fights over the years. and we got some of the most pussy security. theyd send us 5 foot indians.
>LE AUSTRALIANS ARE IMPERVIOUS TO INSULTS WE ARE SO BANTEROUS MEME
Maybe you are impervious to insults.
But you aren't impervious to stingrays
But you aren't impervious to poison spiders
But you aren't impervious to getting taken hostage when you buy some chocolate
But you aren't impervious to UV rays
But you aren't impervious to these things because guess what? You will forever be out of place. You can mock Portugal for being 'Moors' but the fact is, we belong here, we have always been in Portugal and always will be from Portugal, I would rather live my whole life in my home and be made to drink some Muslim cum once than be forced to live my whole life in a prison pretending it is paradise because I am a European in cancerland. You are Europeans and don't get to enjoy EUROPE. I am EUROPEAN and I live in EUROPE. I may have Moorish ancestors, maybe my ancestors prayed to mecca but your ancestors prayed that the prison officer would not put them in the hot box for trying to call the prison warden a 'sick cunt'. You are prisoners and nothing moor, you are out of place and pathetic. I am proud to be ancestor of Alberto Barbosa, because he came to my country and fucked my great great great grandmother, unlike your ancestors who were taken from there homes and fucked on a ship. I may not TRIGGER you but the sun will NIGGER you as it burns you to a black crisp.
>tfw you're a portuguese poster, you write a post, see (You)s, you feel happy and when you check the replies those are only "t. alberto barbossa" replies
Hang in there brother.
Have a real (Yo-
t. alberto barbossa
>and be made to drink some Muslim cum once
not even once, bro
>I am proud to be ancestor of Alberto Barbosa
Didn't know you came from the past
>I may not TRIGGER you but the sun will NIGGER you as it burns you to a black crisp.
>5 posts in
>over 10 replies to one post
>lots of replies
>none of the replies are triggered replies
stop samefagging my man
>Crocodile dundee is my national hero.
>Steve irwin is my Patron Saint.
>Have to kill some hand-sized spiders every time I wake up.
>Can't go to the beach, crocodiles there.
>Can't go fishing in the river. There are sharks there.
>Everything is 5x more expensive than in america.
>Our best internet is 200kbs for 60AUD per month.
>Lost a war to birds.
>Abos and asians littering the streets.
>Government is a nanny state that prohibits sex and violence on the media.
>Hey, at least we're immune to insults! :^)
>His culture is literally red phone boxes and double decker buses
>Insults another culture
>post this image for 100 time
>LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE AUSTRALIAN REPLY