>it is saturday night and I am literally L I T E R A L L Y

>>53662607
I had two (2) girlfriends but it was 4-5 years ago so I'm basically back to being a virgin.

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>>53662607
>if I died, my body LITERALLY wouldn't be found until my rent is due next fortnight

>>53662607
I'm throwing a gathering at my place, we will eat some asado and play some Mortal Kombat with some friends.

My sex life is null but at least I'm not a lonely faggot.

Suck it up

>>53662607
>>53662607
>it's saturday night

It's fucking 11:37 am retard

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>>53662785

Same thing, but still virgin.

I was with a girl last night

Then I woke up

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>The last girlfriend I had accused me of abusing her

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>tfw crossdressing alone on a saturday night

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>I keep lying to people how great my life is because they wouldn't believe me how much of a loser I am
AHAHAH :DD::D
Sure feels like first world.

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>I'm going to die a kissless, handholdless virgin who has never in his life accomplished anything of note

>>53662956
degenerate

don't be sadkunts, go lift or something, gyms should be empty saturday night 2bh

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>>53662607
>i am literally so fucking bored because my mates are all working and all i want to do is go to the pub
>yet another girl has deemed it appropriate to stop replying to me

good thread

>it is saturday night and I am literally L I T E R A L L Y shitposting alone on 4chan right now

YOU CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

And that's not even the best part
I have had ZERO (0) girlfriends in my life

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53663114
hi daniel

My gf didnt come home from her dance practice at mkwbes place last night

Hahahaha

>>53663143
im not daniel lmao

>>53662811
Don't worry m8, spiders will take good care of it untill it'll be found

>>53662607

It's nice to see that Australia finally has its own general.

>>53662956
post your boypuss, I need something to get me through the night

>>53663179
>mkwbes
who

>>53662607
>>53662811
>>53662933
>>53662965
>>53662983
Have a (you) to feel less alone

>>53663524
It's great that a medpack always there to make you feel better ;^)

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>>53663345

>>53663604
c-cute butt anon

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>>53663669
Thanks :3

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>>53664248
you have nice legs

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>ITS AN AUSSIE

YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>crossdressing
w-why do black people get more white girls than white guys?

>>53662956
>>53663604
>>53664248
Latvia cosplay?

>>53664484
Why does she have both knive ears and cat ears?

>>53662607
You're a great guy. Vegemite is real food.

>>53662607
hug and kiss you
nohomo

No it's like 2 post menstruation.

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>No friends
>No gf
>Kissless
>Virgin
>I have OCD
>Obssesive thoughts
>My parents will kick me out of house someday
>I will be alone in the street
>I will be an hero

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>>53664856
same here

Y O U O Y
O U O
U

L I T E R A L L Y L L A R E T I L
I T E R A L L Y L L A R E T I
T E R A L L Y L L A R E T
E R A L L Y L L A R E
R A L L Y L L A R
A L L Y L L A
L L Y L L
L Y L
Y

C A N T N A C
A N T N A
N T N
T

E V E N E V E
V E N E V
E N E
N

M A K E K A M
A K E K A
K E K
E

T H I S I H T
H I S I H
I S I
S

S H I T I H S
H I T I H
I T I
T

U P U
P

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>>53664856
>one day we will be free from this material suffering

>>53665227
when?

>>53665480
the day we die

>>53665544
W-will you kill yourself?

>>53665564
wherever the wind blows my friend, wherever the wind blows

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>>53665630
I will see you in the heaven my friend
At the heaven we will have fun with qt girls, you, me and Elliot.

>>53665777
looking forward to it, friend. consider your lucky trips checked

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>I am utterly alone and the only girl I will ever love doesn't want me anymore and is living a great life in a different country

>>53662956
show face

>>53663004
>he calls other degenerate as he drops a runny one over a dying orphan's body on the street

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>>53662607
>20
>fat loser
>bipolar
>kissless
>never had gf
>literally saving money just to go to a brothel once a month
>girls at uni complain that I should get a gf because of my poor social skills

>>53662607
Thats nice n stuff but keep it to the right board

>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/r9k/

>>53662965
Literally me.

>>53666656
It's called having FUN because it's FUNNY mr redditor.

>it's saturday and im literally working

>>53666871
And the board is called international.

If you dont understand how the boards work then youre the redditor if anything.
The only reason these threads stay up is because the janitors can relate to all the posts.

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>"Hey anon, how are you?"
>"I'm good"
>I'm not actually good

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>>53664248
>>53663604
>>53662956
what the fuck is going on in this thread

>>53666656
fuck off normie

>>53666921
>everything should be serious and on topic 100% of the time

And anyways, this is relevant, we get to see how Australians feel on a Saturday night. We come here to learn about culture.

>>53666977
>>>/r9k/ harzer

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>I think a girl likes me
>too autistic to have an interesting conversation with her
>I don't have the balls to ask her for a date
When will my suffering end?!

>>53666988
There are enough shitposting threads here that are on topic, this one isnt.

Nothing of what OP said has anything to do with Australia.

>>53667139
He's talking about shitposting. How does that have nothing to do with Australia?

>>53667003
>>53667139
Would you finally fuck outta here please. If you hate these threads so much, why do you even click on them?

>>53666352
At least you are not that greek furfag that masturbates on gay fat bears.

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>[Owari-Pantaloni Rossi] Hai to gensou no Grimgar 01 [A9BEF5D0]
>[HorribleSubs] Heavy Object - 14 [720p]
>Erased - 02 - Palmo di mano
>[WhineSubs] Ojisan & Marshmallow - 02 [720p][Hi10P][18BFFE4E]
>Assassination Classroom - Episodio 01 - Seconda Stagione [1280p]
>Assassination Classroom - Episodio 02 - Seconda Stagione [1280p]
>[Owari-Pantaloni Rossi] GATE - Jieitai Kanochi nite Kaku Tatakaeri 13 [D11C9532]
>[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 02 [720p]
This will be my afternoon, enjoy your normie shit, I am going to have fun

>>53667400
>Viendo 8 animes diferentes a la misma vez

>>53667400
>HorribleSubs
Helloooooooooo Reddit!

>>53667469
>ver anime en lo absoluto
tirate por la ventana

>>53667469
>Viendo 8 animes diferentes a la misma vez
>google translate
>Showing 8 different animals simultaneously
Show your 8 animals pls, I hope for some cats

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>>53667546
No cats, only got pictures of dogs sorry.

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>>53667067
>fall in love with this girl 4 years ago
>two years ago she notices me, starts flirting with me and we start going out for coffee on the weekends
>tfw she tells me she wants to be with me
>i sperg out and tell her that i love spending time with her as well (word play in serbian or something)
>tfw she shuts me out after this and goes through a series of boyfriends, spends little time with me
>try to be around her as much as i can in order to get another chance while she's in between boyfriends, go through a year obsessing over this one thing
>tfw somehow i never get a chance again
>find out she's getting engaged to the latest one
>tfw loved this girl for 5 years, and will spend another 5 years getting over her
goodbye 20s

I lost my virginity on Thursday. And this is from a guy with a 3.5 inch willy. I was walking back from the shop and some drunk sluts were shouting abuse at me so I decided to banter with them, one of them laughed and I just asked her if she wanted to go to my flat(as a joke) for a drink, we went and drunk and then fucked. I made sure she didn't see my willy.

Sex felt good during it but felt empty afterwards.

>nobody in this thread has ever had sex with a girl

YOU CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

And that's not even the best part
The combined number of times someone on this board has held hands with a girl is ZERO (0) as it will forever remain

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53667546
u are watching a lot of anime
you will forget the argument of the serie

idk

>>53662926
Underrated post

>>53667709
well played m8

>>53662926
hahahahahahahahahaha
i get it
you were dreaming about being with a girl
and there i was thinking you actually spent time with a girl in real life, you know, after reading the first line
nice one m8

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>>53667709
LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY

>>53662882
>asado
ahora tengo hambre

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why would I ever get in a relationship anyway? so that I can get a girl with equal uglyness to me, disappoint even her at sex with my small penis and bore her to death with my non existing personality?

this is hilarious lol

>>53664856
muh OCD is making a killer comeback after being under control for 2 years. idk what to do desu

>>53668040
get a clingy gf. unfortunately you'll have to go for the mentally ill ones. your life will be then full of surprises.

that or you go to your nearest orthodox church and get the ugliest one in the congregation

>>53668115
i hate OCD, i had a dream where i was gay and i had two weeks thinking about it

this life is a shit desu

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>>53668040
But you'll fall for her anyway and then she'll leave when she finds out what an awful excuse for a human being you are AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53667187
By that logic i could shit on the street and tell you to simply avoid using that street,you fuck off betamax.

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>finally work up the courage to visit qt tranny escort
>"huge rock hard 8 inch cock" in her description
>ends up having hormone induced ED

The saddest thing is not that I fucked a tranny, but that a tranny not being able to get hard for me is the biggest disappointment in my life for the past decade. How did I even get this low. Why haven't I killed myself yet.

>>53667519
>Frances
>hablando Español
Je ne se pas que verga es esto

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>>53668212
>even ugly bitches find you disgusting

TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>53668256
>I crawl inside shit and argue with shit denizens

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Goddamn I love you guys

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>>53668401

>>53662785
Know that feel lad

>>53668205
oh you have that kind. That shit sounds awful 2bh. I have the checking, rechecking, and rechecking again thing. Also cleaning hands.
shit's stupid af ;_;

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>>53667721
Your brain is so limited? kek

I watch almost everything, after the first episode I start to drop the shit

>>53667622
Post dogs

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>>53668583
>Your brain is so limited?

t. weeb

>>53668541
>you have that kind
it's my first time with this kind of OCD..
> I have the checking, rechecking, and rechecking again thing
me too, I can't sleep if i dont check the doors and the bathroom

>>53668939
>it's my first time with this kind of OCD
It has a name actually. HOCD. It's that common that it has its own category. Either way, it still sounds horrible.

I think starting school again is kicking mine back in. It's fucking stupid because all these thoughts are completely irrational. :(