chill weekend edition
>>53654990
Pertamax
pertamemek gans
>>53654990
>chill weekend
Even the weekend gives me no chill senpai
Ikatlo
>>53655026
that means you're a virgin
http://foto.tempo.co/read/beritafoto/38222/darth-vader-ikut-aksi-kamitidaktakut-di-sarinah
Pray for Jakarta!
>>53654990
Please tell me coffee stand a chance. Please tell me Hotaru and MC won't become lover
>>53655105
benid :DDD
>>53654990
Anyone here watch gate jsdf? That anime show japan army is good army. Never rape and kill citizen
From Elliot Rodger's 'My Twisted World'
>My first week turned out to be very unpleasant, leaving a horrific first impression of my new life in
Santa Barbara. My two housemates were nice, but they kept inviting over this friend of theirs named
Chance.
>He was black boy who came over all the time, and I hated his cocksure attitude. Inevitably, a
vile incident occurred between me and him. I was eating a meal in the kitchen when he came over and
started bragging to my housemates about his success with girls.
>I couldn’t stand it, so I proceeded to ask them all if they were virgins.They all looked at me weirdly and said that they had lost their virginity long ago. I felt so inferior, as it reminded me of how much I have missed out in life.
>And then this black boy named Chance said that he lost his virginity when he was only thirteen! In addition, he said that the girl he lost his virginity to was a blonde white girl! I was so enraged that I almost splashed him with my orange juice.
>I indignantly told him that I did not believe him, and then I went to my room to cry. I cried
and cried and cried, and then I called my mother and cried to her on the phone.
>How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am
half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it
more.
>I tried not to believe his foul words, but they were already said, and it was hard to erase from my
mind. If this is actually true, if this ugly black filth was able to have sex with a blonde white girl at the age
of thirteen while I’ve had to suffer virginity all my life, then this just proves how ridiculous the female
gender is.
>They would give themselves to this filthy scum, but they reject ME? The injustice!
>>53655148
I'd bet my ass on coffee
>>53655175
you just don't go to a pool dressed like that
>>53655193
>twisted
Top kek
>>53655191
>jsdf
More like JIDF
fucking jew fort
>>53655148
>dat pic
it makes me wanna see jihadist with storm troopers costume in comicon or some shit weeb gathering
>>53655193
> I was so enraged that I almost splashed him with my orange juice.
>I indignantly told him that I did not believe him, and then I went to my room to cry. I cried
and cried and cried, and then I called my mother and cried to her on the phone.
Always gets me each time I read it
>How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am
half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it
more.
Top kek, almost forgot this part
Requesting the part in his manifesto where he listen to his sister getting pounded by a spic
Thanks stingray everyone
>>53655287
Propaganda anime
"I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering."
Fucking alpha
>>53655447
ISIS what you did there LOL
>>53655447
What is this cod black ops?
>>53655474
cod isis ops
"I expanded on the political and philosophical ideals I concocted when I was seventeen, and I soon became even more radical about them than I ever was before. It was all fueled by my wish to punish everyone who is
sexually active, because I concluded that it wasn’t fair that other people were able to experience sex
while I have been denied it all my life. I started to have the desire to create a world where no one is
allowed to have sex or relationships. I again saw that as the perfect, fair world. Reproduction can be
accomplished without sex, through artificial insemination. Sex is evil, as it gives too much pleasure to
those who don’t deserve it."
>>53655468
Fuck off gook
There is a filthy tripfag in /a/ from Indonesia. Filter his trip !!vKeby4ZIHSI to make sure you have less pain when go to that place.
>>53655243
Hi-five
>>53655568
>>53655618
I'm not sure what are you trying to pull you samefagging bastard, but I filter you
Hi lads pretty drunk desu
>meme anime character as OP pic
What's next, a fucking antromorph fox pokemon picture?
Fucking kill yourself
>>53655687
Saya eek di kamar kecil umum
>>53655721
Jimi Hendrix
>>53655779
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
>>53654990
Looks like live2d. What is this? Anim?
>>53655287
tbqf star forts are impenetrable back in 18th century
>>53655861
Dagashi Kashi
>>53655287
>I can't into history
>>53655883
Ah, waifu of the month I presume?
>>53655931
Yeah
OP's WEBM doesn't seem to be from the show though>>53655931
>>53655987
Looks too automated, like live2d. Thats why I thought perhaps from game or something.
Flipanons, in Tagalog, what does the '-ng' post fix mean?
Examples:
Isang
Walang
Kang
Kong
No wonder grills dont want to show their white panties
This fucking show is the best this season
>>53656240
But what could stain it? I thought girls dont poo nor pee? Unlike filthy men such us?
>>53656355
they bleed from their cunts profusely every single month
>>53656140
You use ng to turn nouns into adjectives, you uneducated squatter. Go vote for binay or something
>asutralia
>>53654990
Is burgerland invited to /asean/?
>>53655144
No shit.
>>53656355
>us
>>53656355
>us
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02kE8I5IywZ
>>53654990
Is that facial movement recognition like webm related or just a mobile app?
>>53656901
sex tourist is not
>>53657001
u wot?
>Extremist at Mindanao are now ISIS recognized
RIP Mindanao
>>53657001
>not drunk enough
>not bogan enough
are you even trying?
pokpok
<be me 5 years ago
>return to hometown
>some cousins plan reunion in coffee shop
>I'm informed that bitch was there
>no thanks
I never see any of them again since middle school
>>53655296
>complain about anime culture in 4chan
>>53657459
>be a faggot
>>53657459
t. weebtrash
>>53657459
t. kaskus.com/forum/431 moderator
Isn't she half gook, half flip K-pop star?
>>53657570
no,she joined and won a talent competition here and got big and rode the waves all the way to korea
>>53657570
she was born in korea and moved here when she was 10 then this>>53657676
>>53657570
Lol you wish
>>53657570
>you will never fuck Sandara and the ass
Why even live
>>53657570
spooky skellington
OH FUCK, SHE'S 31 WHAT THE FUCK
Probably '""""""natural gook"""""""
>>53657676
>>53657747
>>53657749
Oh, allright.
I see
>>53657930
Korea has many develop advance cosmetic procedure tho.
Im not against it
you can just injecet something to sharpen or unfluff your nosetrills
>>53658084
of course you're not against it
Flips have ugly as fuck genetics
>>53658108
t. Pepito Zhang
>>53658108
self hating your own race is ain't pretty Lee
When will you guys integrate with Malaysia and create one of the worlds most fearsome world superpower?
>>53655191
I read the manga a while back, it was good but the waiting time kinda put me off, I'll wait until the series is over and marathon the entire thing.
Anyone here has read the light novels?
>>53658256
waiting for you
>>53658256
>being proud being annexed by chinks
>>53658256
When you kill yourself chink
>>53658256
once you stop bullying us, pull of your terrorist first plz
>>53658319
Can't do anything about that m8. They went rogue on their own.
>>53658256
when you stop harboring terrorists
seriously,in thailand,in indonesia,in philippines. please stop it
>>53658108
Natural gooks are uglier than Flips, pam
>>53658256
>>53658369
>>53658333
yes, how come we trust you if you always harass asean?
>>53658256
Remove terrorists
Does /asean/ Muslim kill people who leaves Islam?
Remove norkek
post indon qt cards please
>>53658596
Only in Aceh, but that isn't part of asean, nor part of Indonesia
>>53658596
there is no muslim in asean, where do you hear such thing?
>>53654990
i was looking at anime and I saw a show with this girl
it looked stupid
why is anime so stupid
>>53658641
nobody likes the series, just the character design
Why am I so sleepy, gonna take my siesta now
>>53658596
why would anyone leave?
This winter anime season is the worst
For the new shows
Only Marshmallow and Galko are the only ones that are decent.
Next season though would be good
>Sakamoto
>Phoenix Wright
>Magi: Sinbad
>Macross Delta
>Jojo 4
>Johj S2
Well I least I get time to play Dragons Dogma on PC instead of watching Chinese Cartoons
>>53658596
>kill
no, muslims call it "releasing"
>>53658877
Reminder that /asean/ is /a/sean
>>53658883
Work on the sound version anon :_;
>>53658955
>all you
>>53657002
the software name is facerig you need a webcam to work facial recognition and you need to buy the live 2d module dlc to have a 2d character like that.
Headache, fever, joint pains, painful coughing, shivering in 28c, fuck-me drowsiness
Rest in piece me
>>53655193
God, he really was a pathetic fuck.
kaskus>>>>>4chan
>>53658999
Ask someone to buy you gatorade and go to sleep
>Wake up
>Feel refreshed
>>53658999
because youre a godless heathen
>>53658999
check up for dengue
dont worry i am pretty sure medications are available.
>>53658999
convert to Islam, Inshaallah you will be cured
>>53658999
at least you got trips
feeling drowzy too,might have a siesta in our tree house,it's nice and breezy up there
>>53658369
>in indonesia
>falling for taqqiya
Ever wondered why there are only a handful of casualties despite a huge number of suicide bombers? Got to keep the ruse cruise cruising.
Do you actually believe that Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia aren't in cahoots with one another? Give me a break.
35.5C here lads
Time for a beer
>>53659135
>taqqiya
sounds tasty
>>53659025
>>53659041
>>53659071
It feels like what I had last time I was here
I drank like 7l of liquid(Gatorade, water and buko), and got well after a few days
It's less painful this time though
>>53659048
>>53659094
أخي، أنا سليل مباشر من محمد. الله يبارك لي مع العلاج، في اسم الله إذا شاء الله
>>53659189
>>53659144
VB ay?
>>53659333
Nah, only bogans drink that
>>53659487
VB is great
t. bogan
>>53659559
lel
>>53659144
>>53659487
>>53659500
meet me in Emu Plains at 5
>>53659576
>emu plains
>at 5
>>53658883
DELET THIS
#JAKARTAISNOTAFRAID
>>53658955
>el savador
ask a Chinese-Australian anything
>>53659828
are you Chinese-Australian?
>>53659828
are you chinese australian?
>>53659828
are you faggotry?
>>53654990
>expect harem
>the show is about japanese candies
Saya is fine I guess
Also Putang ina mo whatever it means, probably greetings in Tagalog
>>53659836
>>53659861
no, I lied desu
>>53659881
i'd fuck a shemale
no homo
>>53659958
>>53659958
did you lie to me on internet?
>>53659999
Checked
>>53659999
>>53659887
You can pay for sweet puto for like only 5 peso
>I am pepe
>pepe is meme
>be like pepe
how did this become a normie meme?
ask chinese/vietnamese anything
>>53660052
tukang ngapusi
>>53660055
>filipino favorites
>>53660138
leddit
>>53660255
yeah. you're my favorite spanish puto.
>>53660174
How big is your benis? :DDDDD
>>53660270
Be grateful, we got a full brand of cookies named after you
>>53660174
will i get chink gf this year?
>>53660254
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
>>53660254
Makan kontol ku wkwkwkkwwkwkkwkw
>>53660289
dont know but im a grower not a shower.....
>>53660292
depends, do you have money?
Hello.
>>53660291
>The government of the Philippines filed a diplomatic protest with the government of Spain, the European Commission and the then manufacturer Nabisco Iberia in 1999. The protest objected to the use of the name "Filipinos", a term which can refer to the people of the Philippines, to market cookie and pretzel snacks and demanded that Nabisco stop selling the product until the brand name was changed.
The resolution's author, the Philippine Congressman Heherson Alvarez, claimed that the name of the cookie was offensive due to the apparent reference to their color, "dark outside and white inside". His resolution stated "These food items could be appropriately called by any other label, but the manufacturers have chosen our racial identity, and they are now making money out of these food items." On August 26, 1999, the Philippine president Joseph Estrada called the brand "an insult".
The protest was filed despite Foreign Secretary Domingo Siazon's initial reluctance on the matter. Siazon had reportedly said he saw nothing wrong with the use of 'Filipinos' as a brand name, noting Austrians do not complain that small sausages are called 'Vienna sausages.
kek
>>53660374
>depends, do you have money?
confirmed real chink
>ctrl + f
>kontol
>1 result
>from a fucking sex tourist
step up your game you fucking cunts.
KONTOL
O
N
T
O
L
>>53660378
Lol. He was mad because the first thing you find searching "flipinos" on google are the damn cookies
Also
>dark outside and white inside
I get it
>>53660378
10/10
>>53659576
Bikeracks cunt, 3:30pm
what are you doing right now, /asean/?
>>53660414
Kontol wkwkwkwkwwkwk
>>53660174
which one do you identify yourself as more?
>>53660378
we should get kickback from it
>>53660484
Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>53660480
Watching Mr. Robot
>>53660449
I call a friend of mine, a flipflop who was born in the US, a coconut. Brown on the outside but white in the inside.
and also, please tell me that those cookies at least tastes good.
>>53660480
www.salpakanna.com/forum/ucp.php?mode=register
>>53660480
Building a set of drawers. It's a pain in the fucking arse.
>>53660378
The gov needs to front off that they care. Much like that Josie thing
>>53660538
I love that series, if I ever have a kid and it's a boy I want to name him Ethan
I just hope he's not as fucked up as the character in the TV show
>>53660545
The cookies are normal crunchy cookies covered in chocolate. Not big deal.
>>53660378
meanwhile...
>>53660570
> that Josie thing
You mean the new tekken fighter? Our government got really mad with valve because of this
>>53660535
KWKWKWKWKOKWOWKOWKWO
>>53660487
I'm more of a Vietnamese guy based on the norms of my personality I guess.
>>53660615
why do they wear pantsu on their heads?
also who are they and what do they want?
>>53660650
Basque separatists. They were a regional terrorists group just like your Moros.
>>53660555
>that firstworlder house
can i be your roommate?
>>53660672
taking KKK to a whole new level.
>>53660672
Isn't this from CSGO?
>>53660690
That's "firstworlder house" to Indog?
I guess I need to check my privilege
>>53660480
Watching Breaking Bad right now.
>>53660538
Cool. What episodes are you on?
>>53660672
wait csgo predicted them?
>>53660480
finished watching Straight Outta Compton
>>53660757
*episode
>>53660711
While you have real crucifixions in Easter we have real magicians
>>53660717
>>53660770
see
>>53660615
>>53660570
Pinoys too easily butthurt though
they always upset over stupid things
>>53660757
>>53660783
Starting 9
Hello,
it appears that you have not invited America into this thread. I don't want to assume you're being rude (haha!) so I'll just remind you so you don't forget in the future!
America is the most powerful nation in the world, and the best, so its a little weird that you wouldn't include us in one of your discussions, especially when you're such a small country (that's not very powerful.....)
Thanks and kind regards,
Albert Barboton, hero of the 13 colonies.
>>53660864
yeah, sad but true.
>>53660807
t-they are just cosplaying as the final fantasy mages r-right?
>>53660757
walter white kills hank,mike,gustavo
then bleed out to death after getting shot by jack and his gang
>>53660955
>not very powerful
should we remind him?
post local celebrities who you look like
>>53660961
Maybe. Is final fantasy about killing moors?
>>53660690
Sure m8, it is currently a spare bedroom. Pack your bags and pm me your details and I will arrange you a visa
Edit: thanks for the Gold!
>>53660999
daniel pls youre binay tier face
>>53660981
You son of a bitch.
WKWKKWKWKWKKWKWK
>>53660999
Does your face look like heavily photoshoped?
>>53660747
You do need to check your privilege m8
While you're at it, go to Indonesia and have and ask one of the locals to take you to their home
It might open your eyes
>>53661064
>locals
>>53660864
Cause we accept that title like little submissive bitches
That's why we always get accused of that even tough everyone is I guess brown 3rd worlders are not allowed to have an opinion
>>53661200
it's literally a fucking biscuit being sold in a country half way across the world and your own government is going as far as protesting it directly against the government of Spain
that's a significant amount of butthurt over a fucking bit of sugar and flour covered in chocolate
>>53660864
>>53661271
>Pinoys too easily butthurt though
thats philippine internet defence force working
does your country have one?
will you just shut up or ill file a persona non grata on your ass
Reminder that Australia isn't an importnt country.
>>53661303
no other country is so easily butthurt as philippines especially online
sorry if that truth makes you butthurt
>>53661303
>>53661346
>#1 in spending time on the internet
>worst internet speed in SEA
its like poetry
>>53661271
Tbf if you let one slide there's no stopping someone using the name after some shit
>>53661090
That's pretty rude tbqh, Indonesians are very friendly people. You need to go to Jakarta or somewhere other than Bali from the sound of it.
Bali is a shit hole
>>53661335
Thanks Ahmad
>>53661401
Wait, indon has faster internet speeds than flipland? I don't believe it.
wew
>>53660999
ulol
>>53661401
Yes our internet is shit compared to 1st world country
But cmon I dont think I need that much speed anyway for shitposting downloading and online gaming.
Im content with what I have now
>>53661430
>go to Jakarta
>>53661564
>triggered by someone saying internet in philippines is bad
kek
>>53660999
>tfw saw him in person in MOA for an f&h event.
>Liza wasn't even there
>disappointed frog.PNG
He's a manlet though
>53661603
Not everyone can have that speed
>>53661573
You sound like a real faggot tbqhfam
>>53661701
>sound like
>>53661603
I mean seriously do need much more than 50Mb/s?
It's like buying a 32GB ram when you actually use less than 8GB cause of meme larger number.
whoa /asean/ isn't for bullying ;_;
>>53661821
cause bule gets killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO5yf35fIHM
why are Kano so rude?
why do they kick a man already down?
>>53662070
it's who they are
if you look at their natural habitat,it's cold just like their hearts and twisted morality
>>53661753
I stand corrected
You are a complete faggot, please an hero asap
>>53660480
about to watching the martian now. please no spoiler la
>>53662070
I always assume when spikes of butthurt towards us happens here its something related to Dota its the weekend the kids are probably in full force
>>53662934
Johanssen's shit makes good fertilizer.
>>53654990
I'm bored. Gimme a link to whatever porn this thign has.
friendly reminder that Solomon Lane and the Syndicate were the one who's responsible for M'laysia's missing erflane.
>>53663215
nice try mr. chang
were not going to watch your movie
I'm feeling kinda dizzy, what the hell
Fuck, there's a rat in my ceiling #firstworld
>>53663252
It's time.
>>53663365
Is it? B-But I'm not ready yet
>>53663365
The time has come at last.
>>53663283
iktfb
yahalo
>internet technicians come for inspection
>forgot to close my narutopixxx collection in windows explorer
>windowed browser covers most of it but a portion of a picture preview can be seen
geleng-geleng kepala sejujurnya keluarga
i think they didnt see it tho
subscribe at https://
Dont eat oranges without eating anything else
When you poop it's feels hot and smell is acidic
>>53663660
>Inspectors coming
>open up 3 terminals
>make them cover the screen
>color 3a
>tree
>yep this guy looks busy on to the next one
>anon as passed his inspection
Where the fuck is everyone?
>>53661063
hehe
!
>>53663830
DON'T DO IT
>>53663773
fappin
>>53663505
Just heard the cunt run from the left to the right
Not a problem, I can throw some baits up there.
Funniest shit in my life was in Denpasar departures, sitting in a restaurant enjoying a jacks and coke before the flight home. A rat between a kitten and fully sized cat bolted across the floor and everyone except me screamed. That was a big fucking fat rat.
>>53663830
>building haram fastfood
>>53663773
I'm here, bambang
>>53663830
72 virgins are waiting for you
DO IT!!
>>53663830
flip dominated asean when? or is it already?
>>53663830
wewlad
>>53663830
you need it to it mang before degeneracy spreads
>>53663830
get rid of it! it'sssssss the mossssst inferior fasssssstfood that needsssssss to be obliterated.
....
>>53663830
what do we have here?
>>53664060
But Champ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Big Mac
>>53663830
>>53664067
hello future flip colony
>>53663830
at least it's not kano
don't friendly fire your fellow /sea/men,keep your bombs for the sex tourists
>>53664085
Maxs > jolibee
[spoiler]r-right?[/spoiler]
>>53664067
>Rodel
>>53664067
Buy the s-s-ssspaghetti
>>53664035
anyone have a gif or webm of this?
>>53664181
>s-s-ssspaghetti
kek
>>53664163
Of course, but that's fine dining mang
FUCKIN FINALLY I CAN POST AGAIN
help me guise it's been 4 months i haven't post something in here since this regime block access to 4chan from almost ISP, anyone know how to breach this block?
Please i am in a restaurant now and if someone know how to breach this isp block help me please......
>>53664245
VPN?
>>53664244
>dat classic fried chicken recipe
>>53664245
buy a 4chan pass
vpn
https everywhere
tor if your lucky to find unbanned
>>53664245
buy 4chan pass
>>53664245
That's no proxy for you mang
T.indosat user
>>53664282
>>53664313
what vpn that works on 4chan?
>>53664282
I can't dude, m00t the jooz had blocked all ip address that seems like free provided before he gave it to hiroshima
>>53664245
if you can't bypass the isp block, you are not worthy enough to post here
>>>/r/indonesia
>>>/kaskus/
>>>/idws/
>>>/1cak/
>>53664282
install gentoo
>>53664358
try hola unblocker
>>53664360
>>53664358
theres fuckload of premium vpn which free for first months
>>53664363
>if you can't bypass the isp block, you are not worthy enough to post here
QFE
>>53664358
rare flag faggots use hide my ass premium
>>53664360
>free vpn
>>53664245
Speedy is fine.or use proxy
>>53664365
Kek
>>53664358
Too afraid to recommend or else it will get banned ;_;
>>53664390
>hola
is it still works?
>>53664319
Didn't indoshit block the way to 4chan yoo just like xl nazi??
>>53664363
Yeah now kiss my ass, anwar
>>53664390
Too risky, rumour said they sell your data
>>53664454
ded
>>53664428
Send it to me pm
[email protected]
>>53664474
makan kontol ku
My stomach hurts.
>>53664604
kek
>>53664526
How can I trust you. ;_;
>>53664572
Uhhhhh so scary, did my post rustle you so hard pal?
>>53664604
Did you try the spaghetti at least?
>>53664428
This, that one Barneyfag poster on /co/ always gets them banned. I hope he dies irl.
>>53664428
send it here pls faM
[email protected]
>>53664631
>How can I trust you. ;_;
Ambalat is yours
>>53664638
kontol
>>53664474
Used speedy and fine as well.
>>53664604
shout PINOY AKO three times. That will make you better
>>53664604
So what did you buy from Jollibee
You should have asked us before you buy to bee honest
>>53664604
pinoy dna is mixing in your blood
>>53664747
Really mang? How the speed anyway
Show me the speedtest
maaari ako nagsasalita filipino ngayon
>>53664868
bakla
>>53664829
Speed is shit but 4chan is not blocked at least
Shit i must go
Last post before i decide should i buy 4chan or speedy
>the primary perpetrator of yesterday terror in Jakarta is Abu Nurhaim
>he is IT guy who had contact with ISIS
>an IT guy
>mfw bheta uprising in my country
>>53664984
>>53664984
>>53664984
New thread
>>53664604
soon...you'll be one of us
>>53655721
how can you not aware that your country is weeb stronghold of SEA?
SAGE POST
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>>53657492
>three (you)s
My post in >>53657391 goes without reply
You are all TRASH
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