Muh heritage thread

I love these threads, they're usually very comfy but honestly you should redo your tree its kinda confusing

>>53652786
>im the only person besides my uncle to have interracial sex
Uhhh, interesting...

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>>53652786
forgot to remove the 'engaged' part again

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>>53652840
I'm sorry but this post is too funny

>>53652836
im a failure so thats my biggest badge of pride

>>53652882
Dont worry the fact that you even had sex puts you above half the posters here

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Here you go.

>>53653015
>nobility
>nobility
>bourgeois
>very rich
You sound like you have a lot of money...

>>53652840
At least you manage to get a gf and marry

>mfw no gf

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>>53653416
<3

>>53653416
I'm sorry, I dont want to make a big deal or anything I just want you to know

>>53653475
fucking autist

>>53653507
I am not>>53653451 if thats what your referring to

>>53653475
What do you want to know?

>>53653416
LONDON
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>>53653544
It's cool senpai

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>>53652699
go for russian, dude, i'm a junior in college and it's great. Best part is, english natives knowing russian makes you a hot commodity, girls will fuck you for your passport

>>53653111
My father's side of the family do. But my father basically cut ties with them until his marriage with my mother, and always refused to have them help him in basically any way. Political differences fucked up their relationship for a long time.

I mean, we were not poor or anything. Journalism and Law pay decently, even though my mother didn't get paid often, what she does is mostly activism, for example defending workers who trashed their workplace while on strike or helping political refugees. I would say we were upper middle class. But that's nothing compared to my paternal family. To give you an idea, my grandpa now lives in the family's castle, all of my cousins went to the best private schools, traveled all over the world, some got stuff like an apartment at New York for their 18th birthday, and they could retire now if they wanted.

Sometimes it felt a bit weird at family gatherings, but eh. They are all good people, if maybe a bit disconnected from reality.

>>53653561
I just wanted you to know that I was sorry if there was any bad feelings left between us, I dont want to make a big deal, I'm just happy to see you

>>53653629
Why dont you use the template? It organizes everything better

>>53653015
>died of cardiac arrest after learning he was promoted to ambassador
top fucking kek

>>53653713
because i made it using that one and i don't want to make it again

>>53653639
Damn that's crazy, living in a castle? That's ridiculous wealth

>>53653795
23 and me over estimates on north africa but also british isles. It also doesnt base its samples on natives but user submitted data, you should fine lad

Does anyone have the expanded family tree template? It goes back about 6-7 generations from what I can remember.

>>53654883
I can post mine, it goes back 5 generations but it isnt a blank template

>>53654916
Do you have a black template of it?

>>53654975
No, just look up "muh heritage chart 4chan" on google and you might actually find something

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>>53654883
Best I could do anon

>>53655173
That was the only one I could find actually
Still, I guess it will have to do.

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Made this when I was drunk.

>>53655362
Got a template of this one?

>>53655315
I caught a spelling mistake

>>53655384
Yeah I think there's a few. Meh.

>>53655376
No, sorry m8.

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>>53652840

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I'm too fucking lazy to add more details, but here it is.

>>53656020
the fuck?

>>53656076
Theres a fairly large community of nips in mexico.

>>53656094
Why? lol

>>53656076
I know, i know.
Everybody looks at me like if I was a fucking one-of-a-kind thing... sucks most of the time (especially if you live in México) but overall it's okay

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>>53652699

>>53656126
>Why?
Japan used to be fairly poor and large numbers of people emigrated to latin america, due to it being very easy to emigrate and almost every country in the americas have birthright citizenship, so its was easy for your kids to become citizens after you Settle down. Peru has had several Japanese prime ministers.

>>53656132
I have seen a bunch of mexicans here claim to be half Japanese, are you guys turbo weebs or something?

>>53656206
I'm actually half-japanese... and that kinda sucks too, since everyone here also claims to be one, or tells me that i'm bullshiting, which i', not (I even have some retarded and autistic friends who name themselves after some weird shitty anime).

>>53656261
Oh and let's not forget the fact that Mexicans are almost always racist as fuck.
Someone even told me once to fuck off back to China, but they didn't expect me to answer in Spanish (Btw that was hilarious af).

>>53656261
>I even have some retarded and autistic friends who name themselves after some weird shitty anime
What the hell, kek

>tfw don't know my dad's name
>tfw other people know their great great great great grandmother's favorite color

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Bosting again

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Updated with historical flags from the period and more accurate info


>>53656396
Its ok lad, maybe you will be the interesting great great grandfather on someones tree some day

>>53656396
Thank god i'm not half-black.

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>>53656094

>mfw we got the latin countries to deport their japs so we could put them into camps during WW2

>>53656342
Ha what happened?

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Updated, kinda.

>>53658313
how did you meet your bf?

>>53658313
If your parents don't like a Canadian, what do they think of a Russian/Lithuanian?

>>53658313
Is the Canadian guy Chinese?

>>53658313
You are moving to Lithuania?

>>53658313
GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL

LOOK IS A GIRL GUYS AIUHSAUSH

>>53658370
I think it's safe to assume they don't like him for who he is, not because he's Canadian m8.

>>53658414
Idk, some people just don't like foreigners. My parents don't

>>53658414
I think it's safe to assume that nobody likes canadians

>>53658427
Argentina is our greatest ally

>>53658377
I think he's Indian but I could be wrong.
>>53658385
No.
>>53658370
They haven't met him yet, but will pretty soon. My dad is still kinda "ruskies+cold war=bad" but I'm sure it'll be fine. The issue with my sisters boyfriend is that they met online while he was an adult and she was a minor, and my parents really didn't like that. See >>53658414, but he also wants my sister to move to Canada, which my parents really don't want to happen.
>>53658354
While looking for grad schools. From the looks of it is that we're ending up at the same one.

>>53658419
Are your parents rednecks or some shit?

>>53658427
They ain't all that had, little uppity but at least they're a better neighbor than the Mexicans.

>>53658560
>Are your parents redneck
Very much so. Anyone that isn't a Southern Baptist is the Antichrist to them.

>>53658490
Are you going to georgetown like you wanted?

>>53652699
kek

>>53652786
How do you know your great-grandma is inbred, lol?

>>53655315
:(

>>53656429
QT

>>53658490
>I think he's Indian
kek

>>53658588
Ah, I've talked to you before it seems! Well, long story short is I found a fulltime MS IR program in the UK that is a year long, and will be a lot cheaper than Georgetown. And the neat thing is it's an half hour train from where my boyfriend will be living, so we can live together while he does his MSEng.
>>53658620
I know. He's not very nice either.

>>53658584
Ouch. And I thought my dad was a pain in the ass.

>>53658673
Is your sister fat?

>>53658684
No, she's pretty skinny and taller than average (like 5'7"). She's just kinda ditzy.

>>53658674
It's OK so long as they don't find out that I'm a fedora tipper.

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90 % Irish with a little English

>>53658608
>QT
How do you know?
And why your regional flag is India? Miami is a designated shitting city?

>>53658673
>Ah, I've talked to you before it seems!
Yes we have, a while back, I will be studying in Ireland during the summer it seems, but I'm jealous that you get to spend an entire year in the UK probably especially when its probably cheaper than paying regular tuition at my school.

Good luck on your masters though! International relations seems interesting, my mother traveled all over the world and I am very jealous of her and if doesn't bring the money at least you found a guy in STEM.

>>53658776
Do Newfies regret joining canada? Is there any kind of independence movement?

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>>53658810
At this point you're kind of like the princess of /int/! Everybody has seen your half-selfies

Miami has toilets, but we've still got some sanitation issues.

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>>53658894
>Do Newfies regret joining canada?
yeah
>Joey Smallwood signs Newfoundland into confederation in '49
>Canada then allows Russian, Chinese, Korean, Japanese boats into the Grand Banks of Newfoundland (at the time was the best place for fishing in the Atlantic)
>they used way too small net sizes for regulation, which meant they caught young and old alike, destroying their ability to repopulate
>Canada did nothing
>these industrial fishing tankers scooped along the bottom of the banks, disrupting any sort of ecosystem for fish to be born and grow
>Canada did nothing
>a huge fishing area that had been used since the 1400's and 1500's by Portuguese, British, Spanish, Dutch and more had been destroyed due to lack of enforcing common sense rules in less than half a century
>this absolutely destroyed Newfoundland's economy, tradition, culture and pride
fuck joey smallwood

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>>53658894
to add to
>>53659038
there are small scale independence movements, but nothing concrete, as their economy is still recovering and it would be hard for them to deal with this on their own

>>53658980
>princess of /int/
No, stop

>>53659038
You need to diversify that economy lad, love the dogs though

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Had to take some wild guesses, i couldnt met any of my grandparents tbf, they were either too old or too dead to actually have a conversation with

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>>53659068
>You need to diversify that economy lad
oh yeah, we eventually did, but when Newfoundland became Canadian they were still a North Atlantic Banana Republic, with no export other than fish and some mining.
Nowadays, they've diversified to a point, with a lot more coal/iron mining and oil, as the Hibernia Oil fields to their east are really rich
since they are the easternmost point of the americas, they are big for naval navigation and international shipping
hopefully they get more industry soon though

here's a full sized Newfoundland Dog

>>53659206
Oil isnt a good investment these day either, hoping for the best for you guys though

If I was born there is it still
>Muh heritage?

>>53659676
Not really but you can still make a tree

>>53660046
Lithuanian, interesting

anybody got template?

You sound like me tbн

>>53660460
>>53655173

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>>53660460

>>53660512
I beat you>>53660486

>>53660382
Yeah,I haven't met many other people of Lithuanian descent

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alri lads

>>53660600
alri

>>53658980
Delet this

>>53660630
*Trophy hunter* ?

>>53658085
Fuck off we're full.

>tfw no clue what your heritage is

>>53653713
>>53653561
You could have at least responded, it would have meant a lot to me

>>53660600
>>53660692
alri

>>53660816
Like wild animals

>>53661116
This is unrelated but it makes me think of when my grandmother said that American Indians had to be tamed and civilized like any wild animal that lives in the forest.

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>Heritage being composed of more than 1 (one) nationality
:DDD