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[CAN'T WAKE UP]
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If the Canadian dollar drops to 1 cent or something, will America annex Canada?
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>>53638391
Come home, white man.
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>>53638391
No we would live in igloo favellas at that point.
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Good! I'm making good bank off this shit. Hopefully it gets down to 60 cents.

If you guys haven't been keeping some money in a USD account this whole time, you've missed the boat, but you can still make a bit of cash if you start putting away some money now.
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You also have a prime minister who has no ability at all to bring you back from the brink. He will only make it worse by bringing in more immigrants to drown your economy.
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>>53638391

If you keep bringing immigrants in we'll annex you and expel them just to keep them away from us.
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holy shit hahaha
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>>53638506
I've heard about Canadians having USD accounts and shit. Explain it to me.
Do Canadians think their currency is so useless they actually convert it to USD to use it?
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weedman is crashing your economy with no survivors
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>>53639085
It's not about our dollar being useless, it's just smart investment for when things like this happen
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when can we nuke saudi arabia?
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>>53639138
>plane is crashing
>200m before impact
>here's the controls lol

yeah, totally his fault

>>53639228
DO IT

JUST

FUCKING

DO IT
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>mfw driving the truck up to thrunder bay this weekend and taking home a pallet of qts for the change in my packet
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>>53639085
Not everyone has it, but it's offered by a lot of banks as a regular account. I think it's just that some Canadians like to travel to the US frequently or get paid in USD by foreign companies (like me), so having a USD account is useful. We also have a few USD credit cards, but not many people have them.

A few people will also keep a USD account as a way to hedge against any dips in the currency exchange. I shifted a chunk of my savings into my USD account for this purpose.
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Real estate is looking even cheaper for the Chinese.

Have fun, Vancouver Anons~ :^)
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>parents are Canadian
>mom's graduation gift to me was to put a bunch of money into an account in Canada to be invested and mature
>that account literally contains three times the amount of money I personally own

I... I'm okay, right /int/?
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>>53640351
Perhaps we share more in common with the Australian than we admit.
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>>53638345
I'm planning on taking a couple hundred greenbacks up north and living like a king
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>>53640259

Transfer to another currency immediately. Canadians currency is AT LEAST going to drop by another ten cents per dollar before this stops.

It's going to stay there if they keep bringing in more jobless people they need to pass out money to. It will severely devalue their currency.
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>>53638987
Bring them back into the fold m8. They can't make it on their own.
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What is 2015 mans excuse?
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>>53640449
Dont even joke about that.
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>>53640259
Convert it to USD right now
>t. ecology expert
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>>53640449
>huge country
>rich in natural resources
>former colony of the United Kingdom still with close ties(commonwealth)
>lots of chinks
>getting btfo'd by current falling raw materials prices

A lot in common 2bh.
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>>53640540

Hell no.

Even we're suspicious of their financial prospects. Neither of us want them so long as they want to support an incoming immigrant population when their job market is in the shit bath as well.
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>>53638345
>changing from glorious Canadian pound to canadian "dollar"
this is what traitors to the empire deserve
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>>53638506
Soon we'll have to use Canadian Tire money as our currency. Can't wait tbqh.
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>>53640649
Britain wants that too so they should fit nicely together.

>>53640518
>buy high sell low

Cracking plan boss
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>>53640623
It's literally not his fault. But he does have to stop the slip.
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>>53638915
I remember reading Trump also wanted to build a wall to keep us away from you. Is it because of that milk thing?
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I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>53640715

One has to consider the big picture. Immigrants make for a much less predictable economy. Unless Canada starts selling Syrians for soylent food I don't see how it can improve their situation.
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>>53640729
>Ahmed
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>>53640872
We could sell weed?
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>>53640259
Our dollar is going to keep going down and it could be a decade before it's stable in the 80's.
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>>53640770

You dug your own grave when you got your new minister. Investor confidence dropped out.
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>>53640770
You read wrong
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>>53638987
Delete this
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Last year:
$1 = C$1.19

Last week:
$1 = C$1.40

This week:
$1 = C$1.45

Next week:
$1 = ???
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>>53640649
*shits in your mouth*

:^)
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>>53640827
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
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>>53640917

You had better legalize it and quick. I'm a cynical person but even I know this could make you into the North American Denmark.
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>>53640953
Didn't vote for Liberals. I was hoping for a minority so idiots stop bull rushing bad legislation.
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That's what you get from being dirty muslim-tier oil exporters
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>>53640827
>>53641039
YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
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>>53641039
LATE LAST NIGHT
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>why yes, 20% of my countries exports rely on a volatile commodity
Basically a 3rd world country
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>>53641115
Who's not letting Trudeau legalize weed and why are they being such bullies?
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>>53641108
BUY OUR GARBAGE BRAZIL

FUCKING DO IT
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>>53641148
here's what a developed countries exports look like
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If the Canadian dollar drops enough you could buy a ton of old books and flip them for American dollars to make a huge profit.
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>>53638345
Could be worse, stop complaining
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>>53641188
Laws and treaties, etc. Who knew it wasn't as easy as shouting "420 blaze lmao"?
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Canadians, why don't you just move to America at this point
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>>53641148
>>53641209
We're trying our best pls no bully
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>>53641242
what the hell happened?
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>>53641270
there are americans there

and black people and spics, that's scary.

can I claim asylum in Alaska?
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>>53641269
So literally THE MAN is keeping me down type stuff
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>>53641242
7 cents? What the fuck? If I moved to Argentina could a buy an entire city?
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>>53641314
why dont you move back to china L.M.A.O.
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>>53641242
But Macri is saving your country, remember? :^)
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>>53641273
Peronists
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>>53641242
Past goverment was shitty as fuck
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>>53641270
Don't want to get shot/swatted/raided/tackled/robbed/mugged/raped/stabbed.
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>>53641325
Basically they knew it would be a mess of red tape beforehand but they neglected to mention it to get stoner votes.
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>>53641273

Their exports are almost non-existent and they don't actually need to import all that much.

The whole currency system is pretty fucking retarded when you consider it's mostly based upon trade between other countries. We just have decent currency value because we cater to needy fucks.
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>>53639326
Thunder bay is full of Finns. I think it's the most Finnish area in Canada.
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>>53641209
>comparing an economic power house to an irrelevant country
thanks ahmed
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>>53641437
immigrate here and start sauna businesses to boost our economy
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>>53641371

It's severely overstated by our media.

Our police are semi-militarized in a lot of places however, and that's pretty scary. It sure as hell deters the muslims from fucking around.
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>>53641371
He said Canadians, not dune coons.
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>>53641209
>2% hard liquor
I'm not even joking you motherfuckers have a problem.
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>>53641470
Just have Finns pay to live in the territories where they don't have to interact with anyone and the climate is similar to the climate of their home country
You could also make Finnish a co-official language to further attract Finnish people
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>>53641565
The Finns are ours.

t. Michigan
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>>53641209
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>>53641488
No it doesn't Muslim terrorists have killer more people in the US than in the U.K in the past 5 years T B H
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>>53641553
I would imagine it's scotland
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-30982041
>Top sectors in Scotland for international exports:

>• Food and drink - £5bn (18% of all exports)

>• Refined petroleum - £3.5bn (12.6%)

>• Legal, accounting and business - £1.9bn (6.7%)

>• Machinery and equipment - £1.7bn (6.3%)

>• Electronic products - £1.6 billion (5.7%)
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>>53641662
Why do yuros drink so much? Is it because you have to live in communist countries filled with Muslims?
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>>53641762
>implying Muslims will let us drink at all

Did your country ban alcohol at some point?
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>>53641897
Yeah for like a minute, didn't work out too well.
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>>53641897
They should again. We made good money selling bootleg to America.
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>>53641437
1/10th of all people in Thunder bay are Finns.
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>>53641762
dunno 2bh
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>>53642023
>yurodrunks
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>>53642237
>be American
>don't drink shots
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>>53641354
ajajaj este es el chicano

se que entendes espaniol
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>>53642372
Course we do. Though people generally stop when they realize they're for dumbass kids.
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>>53642438
yea 2bh it was some shitty banter on my part
we just drink straight from the bottle once we get to the age where we have a depressing existence
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>>53642372
We use the idiom "eating lead" here.
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>>53642497
>yurop
>full of yurodrunks and yurosads
Feel for ya
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>my life is literally dogshit in Ireland and my backup plan was my work visa to canada
>canada is kill

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>53642497
t. ivan slavski
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>>53642665
why not move to the UK?
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>>53642724
lol
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>>53640872
Britain isn't exactly short on fugees either which was my point. Axshually no where in the western world is really.
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>>53638345
So, Quebec libre quand?
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>>53641148
>almost only materials

What a meme economy.
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>>53641661

I disagree.

Our landmass does not make the figures subjective. It would be better to compare my country to the whole of Europe.

We've also only started to militarize. This bothers a lot of people in my country because they fear that we're rushing head-long into a police state. Hell, it doesn't bother me because I see Isreal as a model way to deal with Islamic terrorism. Stop it or we'll shoot you.
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I have a lot of spare Ameri-bux, where should I vacation in Canada?
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>>53642755
>>53642724
>>53642814
You know the U.K is pretty strong economically right?

Plus they are a far north island nation so no refugees traveling on foot or boat people either. They get to chose refugees more carefully in the upcoming backlash.
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>>53642972
Montreal for the prostitutes. Or Whistler for skiing.
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>>53642724

I'm already working in the UK (ni), its bollocks lad. The whole management culture there is toxic, you are basically expected to jump and lep around the place like a cunt whenever a boss looks at you just for show, otherwise you are fired for going through the motions of fear. I'd rather be dead tbqh
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>>53642023
We may be low on total consumption but that's because we don't drink in the weeks.

Binge on the weekend is the name of the game.
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>>53643050

*not going through the motions

fuck your class system culture
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>>53642997
Yes the UK is an economical powerhouse atm which is why I thought they should take Canada in and teach them their ways of financial wizardry.
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>>53640680
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>>53643035
>for skiing.
You should do that because: >>53642292
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>>53641148
>cars and parts only 12%
HARPER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53641964
Ways to make Canada great again.
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>>53641242
Xaxa, get on my level m8.
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>>53643372
Could be worse senpai
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I've got about $120CAD in my Canadian bank account, was going to just transfer it over to myself in the UK, but there hardly seems like there's any point in it at the moment. If I wait for a while, is the CAD likely to pick up again?
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>>53640623
>american education
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>>53643712
>>53641003
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>>53643774
S-s-surely the tide will turn soon, especially now le weedman Trudeau is running the show?
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>>53643712
Yes, it will pick up, but probably in a few years.

It will almost certainly get worse this year, and might even continue into next year before it starts to recover.
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>>53643862
It will get worse in the next few months, but will get better. From what I can understand, it was policies that Harper implemented that brought the currency down.
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>>53643485
>be middle wage
>move to iran
>buy the whole damned country and recreate the persian empire
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>>53642023
>euroholics
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>>53644022
it doesn't work like that. It might cost you 50 cents for bottle of the Iranian cola or whatever. A new car will still be a few thousand dollars.
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>>53639326
>Thunder Bay
All you're gonna bring is a pallet of old homebrew stained buckets and used heroin needles
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>>53638987
top kek did he dieded?
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>>53644143
>few thousand dollars.

kek. where the fuck can I buy brand new $3K cars?
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>>53644022
Their own produced stuff would be cheap for you like some Iranian potatoes etc. But imported stuff like phones, cars etc. would be as expensive as anywhere.
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>>53644022
Sometimes the level of American education unironically frightens me.
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>>53638391
No, enjoy your Trudeau.
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>>53638345
Currency exchange rates have no real effect on the economy's growth rate.

Nominal exchange rates are meaningless in essence. Nations randomly make up their exchange rates and let them go from there.

But this is 4chan so I'll let the shitposting continue.
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>>53644656
>Nations randomly make up their exchange rates
t. wikipedia economist
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>>53638345
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>53641209
>human blood
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>>53644711
They literally do.

Every country starts out with pegs. How do you think South Sudan created exchange rates for its currency in 2011?
Did they just let everyone exchange old Sudanese currency for any amount of South Sudanese currency? Or did the set a peg.

They set an exchange rate, and that implicitly sets a starting exchange rate with the new currency to other existing currencies.

For example
1 Sudan currency Old = 2 dollars
1 South Sudan currency = 2 Sudan currency Old

That means that 1 South Sudan currency = 4 dollars.

That's part of the reason you have 1 dollar equal 75,000 Vietnamese Dong.
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I'm gonna laugh my ass off if the CND drops below our shitty currency
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>>53641314
No.

t. Alaskan
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>>53644756

>electing communists
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>>53644656

It doesn't change how it modifies the state of the middle class. In the US, gas prices have gotten dramatically lower. Care to think about how that relates to the lowering value of the Canadian dollar?
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>>53638391
>mfw we only annex Alberta
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>>53642939
Other European countries have armed policemen as well, albeit, not as trigger happy. Europe also has 200 - 300 million more people to you. The numbers I posted are relative as well. Muslim terrorists have killed more Americans per capita than Brits. I see where you're coming from though.
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>>53645437
t. Alberta Barbosa
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>>53645437

Fuck off.

They're right above my state and they're the most clueless fucks out of all the provinces.

>realize they're about the same as the white trash we have here

Never mind, they would fit right in.
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>>53638345
no one has mentioned it but japan has been in a similar situation. 1 usd = about 120 jpy is nothing but disgusting, considering that several years ago it was about 80 jpy. ive almost stopped importing from murika. eur has become damn lower nowadays but is still high to import some shit from them.
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>>53642023
RUSSIA, WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!!
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>>53645437
>not Toronto
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>>53641209
w.e.w
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>Buying airline tickets to visit Europe this summer
>Prices are $1000 cheaper in Winnipeg 6 hours away

Holy shit thanks Canabros
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Honest question: Is it time to buy Canadian Dollars before they rise again or is the bottom still coming? I already bought €10k Russian Rubles too early.
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>>53645690
http://atlas.media.mit.edu/hexgne
This is the site I used to get the images
Included the US one to keep the years and level of depth consistent
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>>53638345
my condolences

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWdgYLivu7
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>>53645571
>>53645654
>not annexing the only province that's swimming in oil
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Euro is only 9c more than the dollar right now
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>>53645780

My prediction is that their currency is going to dive severely. Wait about four to six months. It MIGHT climb back up by then. I absolutely do consider it racial. Once the public realizes that their immigration policy is insane the currency will neutralize, then it will climb.
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>>53645437
>not British Columbia and the Yukon

Straight path to Alaska, baby!
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>>53645780
You didn't hear this from me, but invest in the Vietnamese dong, tic-tacs, copper, powdered milk, Bic lighters when trading starts on Monday
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>>53645886
>Oil reserves in Canada were estimated at 172 billion barrels (27×109 m3) as of the start of 2015. This figure includes the oil sands reserves that are estimated by government regulators to be economically producible at current prices using current technology.[1] According to this figure, Canada's reserves are third only to Venezuela and Saudi Arabia. Over 95% of these reserves are in the oil sands deposits in the province of Alberta
fucking hell who knew Canada had so much oil
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>dollar "falling"
>no effect on my expenses

wow its fucking nothing
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>>53638444
>igloo favellas

this sounds really comfy tb.h
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>>53646052
sex in an igloo is very refreshing
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>>53646028

If we get Trump into office you're going to be one big Brazil. I'm not trying to insult you, but it's the reality. We'll pull out all support and basically say "they're yours UK."
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>>53645898
>I absolutely do consider it racial. Once the public realizes that their immigration policy is insane the currency will neutralize, then it will climb.

What the fuck am I reading?
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>>53638863
pls annex us under the leadership of trump
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>>53646144

Dry economic policy.
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>>53644756
is this a good time to invest in bunda stock?
I want to dance in Carnivale like fag,wear bright costume,do coke and fuck mixed qts. Also nature and shit
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>>53646095
>tfw I will never have sex with a qt in an igloo, cum in side her and then have post-coitus cuddle while looking at the aurora borealis
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>>53646120
>muh trump
He is as much of a political puppet as Obongo or Bernie. He will do what the global banking cartels and the shadow government tell him.
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>>53646014
And they mostly just sell it to us, which we refine into gasoline and sell back to them.
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>>53646236

He's old, extremely arrogant and doesn't care anymore. He's far more likely to be assassinated than to be anyone's puppet.
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>>53646236

>t. le weedman voter

Trump is many things but he's nobody's puppet. He's filthy rich and old, he has no reason to kowtow to anyone. The problem with him is that he's definitely in it only to stroke his own ego.
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>tfw don't know whether to be sad that the country is crashing with no survivors, or happy that retarded rig pigs got btfo
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>>53646327
bullshit. thats an act he's a business man who is doing this solely for money. he's already someones puppet. he exists to make republicans look bad and rile up the retarded masses.
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>>53646250
>And they mostly just sell it to us
as though they have a choice
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>>53646327
>>53646423
>most powerful political position on the planet isnt going to be controlled by banking elite
Retarded Amerishits embarrassing themselves again.
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>>53646520
people can't see that here. he'll be at best another reagan and at worst another bush. he might help the economy but he will send us back 20 years on social policy.
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>>53646462

His economic policy is incredibly sound to me and that's all that matters. Isolationism made our country grow in the past. It may have made other countries furious, but that's what it has to be. We're so big now that nobody can tell us not to isolate ourselves.
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>>53646014
it's very hard and expensive to extract,because it's trapped in frozen sand in the north. It also destroys the environment and gives people cancer. A more level-headed cunt would scale back production since the price is so low nowadays.
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STOP MAKING THIS FUCKING THREADS.


YOU FAGGOTS ARE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS JUST PART OF THE NATURAL CYCLE OUR ECONOMY GOES THROUGH EVERY DECADE. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BLATTERING ON ABOUT HOW THIS IS END OF CANADA OR SOME SHIT
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>>53646506
Just as planned
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>>53646683
>A more level-headed cunt would scale back production since the price is so low nowadays.
that's why our dollar is crashing, because oil dropped so low that tar sand extraction and fracking are no longer profitable
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>>53638345
you can thank Harper
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>>53646599

>but he will send us back 20 years on social policy.

>>>/reddit/

That's a good thing, Bernie.
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>>53646658
he wants to repeal obamacare and lower taxes across the board. by repealing it he's adding 353 billion to to the national debt and then lowering taxes that would pay that off. i agree with not raising the minimum wage though, if only so states can handle it themselves.
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>>53646712
go back to bed, grandpa
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>>53646789
Nah, 20 years is still bad.


Needs to be about 50
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>>53646789
no. its not all that will do is piss people off with 0 benefit whatsoever. its not trump vs sanders, asshole stop listening to everything you see on tv or read on 4chan.
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>>53645780

Buy some now. Then wait to see if they dive more.
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>>53646683
production has been and still is being scaled back. it's out of government control tho so really the free market decides how much companies decide to extract but if i remember right they can't make a profit at less then $80 a barrel or some shit
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>>53638345
At least you're better than some of us :(
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>>53645437
We have no use for you. Going to have sex with Saskatchewan and mining/ lumbar part of BC instead. Rest of Canada can freeze to death.
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>Grab some spare coins
>Go buy Canada
top cuck
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>>53645780
the bottom is whatever oil decides to bottom out at. Harper made sure our entire fucking economy relied on oil
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>>53645575
Your government did that to force you to buy domestic.

According to a Brit here that means your economy is 35% less powerful now.
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This crisis is gonna last for at least a generation. Better pack your shit up and move to the US now. Let the chinks and pajeets sink with this shithole
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>>53645690
Who would have guessed a continent sized country would have diverse exports...
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>>53646957

America isn't doing too hot either though.
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>>53646805
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>>53646250
Part of the anti-pipeline movement in Alberta was because people want refineries to be built here to create jobs in Canada, not just give more money to the American side of companies stationed here. I think Albertas new NDP government mentioned something about that but odds are they'll get voted out next election. They only got in because the provincial government pissed off too many people after 40 years or rule.
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>>53646957
>America is better

The fuck. You'll just be cashing out and moving right as the Canadian dollar begins to rise again.
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>>53645717
holy shit really?

fugg, $1000 is definitely worth a long drive.
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>>53646914
>get American coin in change
>it's worth more then my coin
>American gets Canadian coin in their change
>they loose money

>>53647143
come spend money here
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>>53647178
That's why I get Canadian dosh before I go to canada. I won't be giving my US fiver for Timmy's. I know you fuckers love that shit.
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My source of income is mainly in Euro so I hardly care as long as prices don't go up and fuck me in the arse
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>>53638391
I'd annex Western Canada+the northern territories right now in their current form, Quebec and Ontario have to be divided up in a way where they won't just give ~30 electoral votes to the democrats, because those provinces would have a really bad case of the New York City effect.
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>>53646192
No.
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>>53647178

It's like when we go to the UK to spend our money. Our dollar doesn't go as far. You could go to Canada and spend a lot less money and get a much better experience.

This is simple fucking economics. It's why UK tourists are such asshats. Their currency is often worth more than in other countries. In my state we care more about respect and conduct than money, however.

Their shit doesn't fly if we're insulted.
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>>53646014
>This figure includes the oil sands reserves that are estimated by government regulators to be economically producible at current prices using current technology
That was written before oil dropped to $30 a barrel.
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>>53646902
If Alberta became our 51st state it would solve the economic problems you'll have in the future
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>>53648982

No, we would store and stockpile their oil and treat it like a third Dakota. The trade agreements alone would be a clusterfuck.
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>>53638345
Welcome to the toilet paper currency faggot hahaha
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>>53641339
No because inflation is also out of control.
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feels good to have your currency 1:1 with USD
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

For a looong time, the dollar hovered on 1800-2000 pesos per dollar. But thanks to the oil price crash our currency is plummeting in value and we had 6% inflation last year.

Fuck Saudi Arabia, those oilniggers caused this.
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>>53647217
Tims makes use of the exchange rate though, you won't be getting ripped off. I'm sure the people behind the till will be pissed but you won't get ripped off.
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>>53650068
aaaaaaj
holy fuck what did you guys do
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>>53640641
>right now
Lol, fuck no. The value already fell. Wait for Canada to recover against the usd.
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lmao
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>>53650253
Well, we don't have cents. So that might explain the big number. We've had proposals to take out three zeros out of our currency to make 1k pesos = 1 peso fuerte (¿?).
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OPEC INVASION OF SAUDI ARABIA LED BY CANADA NOW!
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>>53646232

you've just added this to my "before I die" list
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> tfw the middle easts existence can cause economic problems around the world
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>>53641242
Lol thank you Cristina
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>>53645886
the fuckin place only makes up 19% of our GDP

Toronto alone does more at 20%, and Ontario as a whole at 39%. Alberta is tied with Quebec in GDP, fucking Quebec.

Fuck Alberta and the smug retards there who think they're the most important province. They're literally Canada's Texas and Ontario is twice as important. FUCKING TAKE ALBERTA, that way we'll never be stuck with a stupid as fuck Albertan as Prime Minister ever again who throws all our investments into fucking oil, OIL. HARPERS A FUCKING RETARD

FUCK ALBERTA
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>>53638345
>1 cent more valuable than CAD
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>>53645191
>Bulgarian Lev
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>>53638506
Same in México. kek
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>>53646442
the rest of us can recover without relying on oil, I say sit back and laugh for the next few years as Albertans desperately try to firesale all their trucks, houses, and other dumb hick shit since they didn't save a dime. They deserve no help since Harper refused to use that oil money on investing in other areas.

fuck them, let them rot
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>>53654948
>Australian math
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>>53638391
maybe
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>>53638345

Third world tier
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>>53655232
B E T T E R D E A D T H A N R E D
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>>53641148
>literally all natural resources

Canda is truelly the saudi arabia of the western hemisphere
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>>53660897
not really. saudis at least tell other mudshits to fuck off.
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>>53646208
Yep. Real won't fall much more than that anyway. Enjoy your Rio traps.
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>>53641209
we first world now.
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>>53663618
Well done Mexico!
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>Almost being beaten by le meme milk economy
Shameful
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