You wake up as a Japanese salary man.

Head to Mt Fuji and kill myself

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commit sankaku

something something* and kill myself
*train

>>53632599
I die.

>>53632599
Commit sudoku

go into the forest and kill myself

>>53632706
How? By jumping off of it? I don't think that's possible desu...

I fall alseep again.

>>53632599
Watch anime.

>>53632930
>I don't think that's possible
Not with that attitude

Live a normal liFUCKING END MYSELF

>>53632945
Gotta work or no promotion!

Creep qt schoolgirls in a cafe made for that, then sudoku

Nice meme.
It isn't that bad you lazy gaijins.

>>53633332
We aren't exactly accustomed to 90-hour work weeks, Tetsuo.

>>53633332
then why do you guys kill yourself so much?

>>53633332
All they seem to do is sleep in train stations or smoke at 7/11's, when they're not working (or home i guess).
That doesn't seem like a pleasant life.

>>53633419
Shame from poor performance at work. Not too much work.

Please no

go to ju jutsu dojo
become nationalist
btfo whito piggu
praise susanoo

>>53633003

>attitude
>not altitude

Either you went meta or missed out on a good wordplay joke.

>>53633689
Kazakh bro speaks the truth. Japan should be ashamed.

>>53633758
Israel never misses out on a joke, must be meta.

>>53633609
>Performance doesn't fulfil my expectations
>Let's just shame my workers and disregard bad consequences, I can just hire new ones if they kill themselves.

>>53632599
So you mean I skip the whole learn Japanese and learn about the society step?
Neat.

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>>53632599
Commit sudoku

ANYTHING's better than being a fucking Japanese salary man

>>53634534
It can't imagine it being worse than being Panamanian.

>>53634763
At least we aren't being flooded by Muslims.

>>53634831
And even then it's still better here.

>>53634880
Of course it's all better in Europe. What you want me to counter that?

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>>53634534
>>53634831
>his country is literally a fucking hat
cannot make this shit up

>>53634831
You're right. While we struggle to import murderes and rapists, you middle american guys seems to have perfected the art of creating them yourselves.

>>53632599
Become a NEET and start to watch anime the only answer.

>>53634966
What can I say? It's a skill we have mastered.

>>53634945
Don't you dare insult the hat!

I got to work.

>>53632599
complete natural cycle and suicide

>>53633332
Working to death is not good either.

Go back to sleep. Wake up for real. Let out a sigh of relief for my Monday - Friday, 9 - 5 working week with 30 days holiday a year.

>>53632599
leave japen and get a real job with less hours and more money

Why the fuck nips are too dumb to do so ?

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>>53632599
>>53633332
What the fuck do you guys do at work all day?

I'm NEET.

>>53635222
I don't think they do anything really. They simply sit and rack up hours, so they look good in the eyes of their boss.

>>53635287
Not anymore you're not.

>>53632599
Be happy having a job

>>53635222
They also go shopping in that time

>>53635125
>not working 7 hours a day and 7/8weeks vacation
communism isnt that bad tbqh

>>53635412
>Be happy having a job
It is not a job it is a slavery.

>>53635437
For what? Cigarettes and energy drinks?

>>53632599
Jump in front of Shinkansen.

What's the difference between japanese salaryman than average worker in other country? we're basically just people working 8-to-5 and no different from them

>>53633415
The thing is that they don't actually do productive work a lot of that time. Plus it's pretty much impossible to get fired.

>>53632599
commit to sudoku