Reminder that the final stage of socialism is the toilet paper

>>53626249
But there will be no shortage of murder, corruption, inflation and kidnapping

>>53626249
bidet master race

Canada will be the last country to ever run out of fresh water so no worries here

the final stage of capitalism is the shortage of work

>>53626249
>not wiping with your hand
Learn from India they're gonna be a superpower one day

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>>53626249
New York is the pinnacle of capitalism and the free market though, but perhaps it's possible in California.

>>53626831
Yeah, that's why countries more developed than ours have almost no unemployment.

Dumb shit you said there.

>>53626249
Whatever i'll just use a glove and water

>>53626832
Subhuman

>>53627236
Pleb take notice from your future overlords

>>53626249
>Sweden, 2017
>country covered in forest, like Finland
>shortage of any kind of paper ever
Literally how?

>>53627236
Just read you guys don't flush your used toilet paper.

And you call others subhuman lmao
>>53627332
Happened in the USSR too. Toilet paper shortage is a socialist thing. Not even kidding.

http://www.cato.org/blog/venezuela-reaches-final-stage-socialism-no-toilet-paper

>>53626915
New York is the caoital of stealing as much money as you can while watching the world around you burn. Terrorists should destroy the rest of it t.bh

>>53626831
This is correct for the wrong reasons.

For now work is just moved to other slave labor countries.

>>53626249
>tfw already out of toilet paper
is it happening?

>>53627449

>>53627423
USSR had for example no idea how much toilet paper they needed since it was a planned economy, they didnt have shortage more like to much of it.
In the rest of the world we got capitalism so its never planned its always more than needed due to rivalry between companies and selling their product etc you know all that shit.

>>53626922
We have 30% youth unemployment.

>>53626249
>declare embargo on "communists"
>look, communism doesn't work!

>>53626922
In communism there isn't unemployment,because everyone has to work for their country,in capitalism factories move to poorer countries with cheaper workforce and people in their country of origin don't have jobs anymore
Social democracies don't allow factories to go away from their country while liberist countries only care about the profit of capitalists

Just use a wet sock, god.

>>53627768
Communism only works when worldwide.
And it's shit.

National Socialism is the way.

>>53627463
So consider yourself lucky and show some pity towards states like Luxemburg, Swiss, Monaco

>>53627716
And we have 50%. Your point was...?
>>53627819
>Third worlders produce our food
>We produce their computers
>This is bad.

>In communism there isn't unemployment
Yeah, too bad that you work for free. Slavery is okay if only the state does it, right?

Test

There were no toilet paper in USSR unitl 1970s.

It's ok, you can use old newspapers

>>53627980
>And we have 50%. Your point was...?
Isn't true.
because we have an ass full of free positions and there is no train of Spanish youngsters applying for those jobs.

>>53626832
this. wipe with your hand save a tree.

>>53628103
Are you serious?
It cann't be true because the GDR had toilett paper and no warsaw pact country was living better as them.

>>53628104
Can you back up your claims, please? I am interested, to be honest.

>>53627980
>This isn't bad.
yes it is.
they don't just make our food, they also work in horrifying conditions for a ridiculous pay.
They have to deal with all toxic byproducts and our toxic waste.
Also they make our computers and tablets.
We just design them. Even intel practically moved to china.
Chinese workers in the electronics industry make $100-120/month for 12 hour shifts, inhaling lead vapor and fumes from the PCBs and treated like dogs.

>>53628310
So... why do they accept those jobs?

>>53628310
We make food and computers.

Get your shit together gommie

>>53628189
I'm absolutely serious

In 1968 were bought 2 huge english machines for making toilet paper. Soviet people didn't know what to do with this strange paper. Soon they realised what is that and toilet paper immediately became deficit

>>53628214
http://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/2903/umfrage/jahresdurchschnittswerte-des-bestands-an-offenen-arbeitsstellen/


Most of them in Northrheine-Westphalia (NRW)

The articles sais:
The numbers climbed month by month in 2015.

>>53628380
I hate your country, it's like the India of white people. Embarrassing.

>>53628214
share of MINT positions
http://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/314756/umfrage/verteilung-der-offenen-mint-arbeitsstellen-in-deutschland-nach-bundeslaendern/

>>53628420
What you said makes no fucking sense. Is it a lie that we have 50% youth unemployment just because there are jobs in some country at the other side of Europe that speaks a totally different language?

What the fuck is wrong with your head?

>>53628485
Do you know Russia is the only country which can turn USA into nuclear ash?

>>53628420
I'll come to Germany and work if you pass a law allowing me to bring my guns.

>>53628579
Yeah and you didn't even invent that, we did. You needed to get the Jews to spy for you to even accomplish that.

Again, India tier.

>>53628558
Many of them are MINT jobs and you would be employed and get your hand kissed if you fit the job description and you can speak english.
In many companies a relocation agent would take care of your travel, housing and papers.

>>53628602
But how will Germany protect the refugees from people defending themselves from their attacks?

Are you racist?

>>53628644
jews is the smartest race, every country needs jews

>>53628688
Wow, didn't know about it. Gonna check it because I have pretty good English.

Finally I find something useful in 4chan.

>>53628380
What were you guys using before? Left hand?

>>53628602
you bring them.
you just have to transport the weapons firing pin seperately.
And you need to apply for a weapon licence.

Owning weapons isn't a problem. You might just not carry them or put them together.

In case your weapons are Howizers, Tanks, Rocketlaunchers...well then you can't.
We only allow the Führer to start wars.

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>>53626249
>mfw there are people posting on /int/ right now who live under socialism

>>53628824
Newspapers and dead czech's ears

>>53628350
because they have to if they want to survive in such a shit nation and they have no extra money to move out

>>53628785
you won't have this relocation agent for ever. You are expected to be able to be good enough in German to do paperwork with the authorites on your self after some time has past( a year or two ).

>>53628911


by a small margin, argentina would almost end up like venezuela. post yfw

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>>53629078
this was literally mfw when Macri won

>>53627980
so what would happen if we start building more sophisticated manufactures instead of only food? Europe gets rekt or something?

>>53628704
This

>>53626249
What happens in 2017?

>>53630389
poo in loo will happen

>>53630389
The final stage of socialism.

>>53629968
Since you don't have a socialshit government right now which won't tax investors to death this is probably what will end up happening.

Argentina es un rayo de luz en la oscuridad del socialismo de latinoamérica.

>>53630972
>Argentina es un rayo de luz en la oscuridad del socialismo de latinoamérica.


hermoso 2bh

>>53630972
>Argentina es un rayo de luz en la oscuridad del socialismo de latinoamérica.
decime que sos una minita asi voy derecho a tu rancho de valladolid y te follo
Igual Macri dista mucho de ser un liberal de pura cepa, lo que necesita el pais realmente, pero es un buen comienzo, ademas la oposicion se perfila a ser moderada, todo el espectro politico tira para la derecha asi que el socialismo se va a morir a menos que suceda una catastrofe.

jew york and commiefornia absolutely btfo

>>53626915
It really isn't.

>>53627768
They can still trade with lots of other nations.

>>53626915
Maybe 50 years ago.

Be careful with the memes.

>>53631837
Maybe.
But as a leftist, I followed the Venezuela thing pretty closely, and many arguments tended to show that toilet paper thing was just organized by the opposition.

>>53631922
yeah, blaming the opposition for every failure on their policies is one thing that I don't miss at all in my country

>>53631922
How? Did they steal toilet paper?

How do you know that is not just lefty propaganda?

>>53628104
>>53628420
white people aren't allowed to immigrate anywhere senpai

>>53631922
>I-Its a conspiracy I swear!

>>53631922
they literally wasted all the money they earned with oil, instead of using it wisely, like every populist gob.

Nothing against you but all the socialist countries in SA had full support from left media, economists and intelectuals of Europe, witnesing and approving obviouslly rigged elections, economic and "human rights" policies and sheit, like we were some playground for your 60's ideals. Had some discussions witj Euro expats in my uni and they can't be more deluded.
>muh mujica
>muh chaves

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Every time.

>>53626249
>Reminder that the final stage of socialism is the toilet paper shortage

Reminder we have never achieved the final stage of socialism

>>53627332
Not only that, we have extensive paper recycling.

The one possibility I see is exporting all of it for mad cash as the deforested continental Europe has millions of assholes to wipe.

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>>53633668
>Reminder we have never achieved the final stage of socialism

this is the typical leftie excuse to explain why their beloved system fails everywhere,

>>53626831
those fucking capitalists making me work less, when will the pain and suffering end?

>>53633668
btw, the final stage of socialism is comunism.

>>53631922
>unironically being a leftist

>>53634019
>Socialism and communism aren't the same.

>>53634591
socialism is the light version of comunism, deal with it.

>>53634672
Socialism is communism achieved through vote instead of force and is not a little less totalitarian than its counterpart. It isn't any different.

Europe is social democrat right now, not socialist. Socialism is totalitarian by definition.

>>53634867
I didn't say nothing about social democrats and Europe, I don't know enough about them to talk, I just was talking about the ''final stage'' of socialism, that the burger mentioned above

WE DICTATORSHIP
>NOW

http://elpais.com/elpais/2016/01/15/inenglish/1452878810_197409.html

>>53633282
French public TV was caught lying about Chavez's Venezuela.
Also, if voters voted for him, it must be because he was doing good things.

>inb4 coup d'état

>>53636300
>Also, if voters voted for him, it must be because he was doing good things.
And this only applies to socialists, am I right?

>>53636300
>if voters voted for him, it must be because he was doing good things

or because they commited fraude
or because they use political clientelism
or because they frighten people by telling them that they will lose certain benefits...

I tell you, I lived all those bullshit here...europeans don't know a shit about what happens in this part of the world

>>53632097
>tfw no bidet

>socialism works look at the nordic countries!
Why do liberals never mention the """success"" of socialist programs in south America? I heard them talk about brazil for a little bit but nothing more.

>>53636300
>Also, if voters voted for him, it must be because he was doing good things.
dude don't make me pull the hitler wuz elecz by da hood shit

>>53640029
why americans use the term liberal to relate to socialism and stuff. It's really confusing and hurts liberalism