/desi/

>>53612582
RIP Desi

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>>53612582
Hai you fucks. Daily reminder that if you are a northie from UP, MP, BIHAR, JHARKAND, HARYANA OR DELHI TO KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY.

K THX.

>>53613063
>>>/reddit/

>>53613128
Kya karrey ga? Tere baap ka website nahi hai

>>53613063
>UP
wew i thought this said UK for a second

>>53613188
>hates northies
>replies in Hindi.

Wew

>>53613250
It's not like you fucks understand any other languages.

Tum logo ko waise tho koi aur bhasha nahi aati

>>53613355
How many languages do you speak son?

>>53613774

MADAM, AAP KE BRA KA STRAP DIKH RAHA HAI.

I was waiting for snow in Srinagar, lads. Nothing so far and it is only going to get warmer. Going to Delhi NCR for a week or two in a couple of days. What's worth doing atm?

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>speaking h*ndi in /desi/

I hope you don't do this.

>>53614377

>Amir Khan was in Sharpe

wew
E
W

lad
A
D

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>>53614366
>kashmiri going to Delhi
>Republic Day is coming up

>>53614504

HE FINNA KILL DA PRESIDENT?

>mfw my bday is on Jan 26th

>>53614377

That was a great movie. It taught me a lot.

>>53614504
Have you ever gone through Srinagar """"airport""" security check? I take it that you've not. Plenty to kill in Kasheer anyway.

>>53614570
haven't seen it 2bh

>>53614616
Just bantz m8

what sort of stuff do you like? History/cultural shit/alcohol/food?

>>53614677
Everything. I will be with a friend my age (early twenties).

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DAILY REMINDER

I find it hard to understand this Indian banter, someone help please.

>>53614865

Indians can't into banter, they are too beta.

t. Diaspora

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>>53614865
>>53614945
>implying

>>53615069

Self unaware autism =/= bantZ

>>53614766

>History etc
Humayun ka maqbara, Qutab Minar, Lal Qila, Nizamuddin Dargah, India Gate, Purana Qila, Lotus Temple,

>Food/Alcohol
Purani Dilli street food, Hauz Khas Village for daaru etc, CP for general timepass

It's been a while since I lived in Delhi so someone who's there can guide you better.

>>53612582
>tfw the UK immigrants thing isn't a meme
>tfw 1 in 5 UK posters on /int/ are fucking immigrants

SANJAY GET OUT REEE

>>53615069
that's quite hilarious

>>53615180
Noice. Thanks. I've been to CP and Hauz Khas of those places. Both are breddy gud. Hauz Khas has too many good looking people and it makes me sad desu.

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>>53614827
Fuck...

>>53615429
>mfw Meghalaya will take over India.

How do people even kill themselves

Why couldn't I do it

>>53615512
are Meghalayan girls qts?

>>53615655
No, Goans are though ;)

>>53615718
a good m8 of mine is goan
his sister is pretty fire 2bh.

>>53613063

Dumbest one here is Nietzsche.

To do something is to engage in an act of becoming.

To be is the lack of causal acts.

Fucking fedorafaggot.

>>53615636
What method did you try?

>>53615358
Hauz Khas is the haunt of gold diggers of delhi, I've been told.

>>53612582
I consider myself transgreek woman with an indian male body. wat do

>>53614945
>self hate meme
I don't know mate, maybe you were born in south or something but generalizing is wrong pham.

>>53612582
POO

Daily reminder that
If you still SIGNING in English and still thinking about ARYANS and DRAVIDIANS
You are living in a false life
All your actions are BAD KARMA

>>53616973
>>53616973
follow your dreams

>>53617152
बिलकुल सही

>>53617051

Not self hate faggot, I am hating other desis. I banter just fine, retard.

Why is it that all of you fled this place with tails between your legs when this whole poo in the loo thing started? Banterless cunts.

I am from north btw.

>>53617968
not him btw
I think we should call ourselves western indians. Ham in uttar-dakshin logon ke stereotype me nahi baithte.

who /falooda/ here?

>>53617968
>I banter just fine, retard.
This statement disproves itself.

/Desi/ is dead. NRIs and PIOs killed it.

>>53619872
उन्ही के कारण देसी बम्प होता है।

what's the difference between ल and ळ?

>>53620646
ळ is used in marathi language as a replacement for ड़
It is pronounced as something between ल and ड़

>/desi/
>Brit flag
Every time
t. paki

>>53615805
>To do something is to engage in an act of becoming.
That doesn't make any sense

What act of becoming is standing?

DESIGNATED

>>53620353
Speak English, filthy baniya from the Gangetic plains.

>>53624173

GOYIM

HRK is my waifu

http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/31023/hina-rabbani-khar-on-al-jazeera-and-the-battle-of-media-ethics/

Goddamnit how is she so good

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>>53624477

STREEEEEEEEETS

>>53625045
At least he can walk on his shit covered streets without getting stabbed or shot by an Arab you fucking disgusting kike sandnigger

/desi/, I think you may know this because it is something I have only heard when travelling in Pakistan

Someone told me to drink before eating because supposedly 'water before eating is gold, during eating is silver, and after eating is lava', anyone recall anything similar to that? I've never heard it anywhere outside of Pakistan though.

>>53613774
4 you fuck. Go fuck yourself filthy northie

Recommend good Bollywood movies, old or new

In fact, old are probably going to be better because the new stuff is just Hollywood-kowtowing trash

>>53617968
wew lad you sound a bit upset
>I banter just fine, retard.
W E W

CANADIAN SHOCKS
INDIAN ROCKS

>>53629936
Read op post no bullying you fag

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>>53630317
Sholay
Police academy
Border
Ye jewahni hai dewaani
Dhoom 3
An evening in paris
Roti
Hera pheri

>>53629936
Stop being so angry and edgy

>>53630678
>Sholay
pls stop recommending that overrated spaghetti Western ripoff
The others on your list seem okay though

>>53630317
Andaaz apna apna
Hungama
Bheja Fry

>>53630678
You have an awful taste in movies ngl.
>sholay
Never seen it but it's a meme movie at this point so IDK if I should even bother.
>border
Eh whatever. No comment.
>Dhoom 3
U SAYING WAT U BASTERD BITCH
That movie is god-awful.
>ye jewahni hai dewaani
Nice spelling, faggot.
Also, literal shit of a flick. The regular Bollywood love crap. Nothing unique or fresh. Such a pointless feel-good movie. If that movie were never made, nothing of value would have been lost.
>hera pheri
Decent film. Would recommend. Also the only film on the list that's actually any good (haven't watched the rest).

WHO /DOODHJALEBI/ HERE

>>53631455
No I like living without diabeetus

Why do ya'll fuckers build so many restaurants so close to each other? You'd think one of you would have the business sense to build an Indian restaurant that's not next door to 5 other ones.

>>53627083
I don't think I've ever heard that and I'm Punjabi. I prefer drinking water after to clean my mouth, especially after eating desi food.

>>53631660
Colonisation

>>53631455
shit man. Now I have to get it tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-XvPs8e_Oc

I love how it's no problem for a film company to upload their own films to Youtube

Jewlywood needs to learn something about not being so fucking miserly from these guys

>>53631928
(btw Dil Se is a sweet af movie)

>>53630678
>border
HUM KYA CHAAHTE

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>>53625045
Say what you can about India, but at least they have a store called Hitler