Tfw Nao Namorada Brasileira

>>53600324
why live

>>53600407
My thoughts exactly :(

EU NAO QUERO VIDA.

EU QUERO UMA BRASILEIRA

>>53600324
You could easily get one. BR bitches love these glamorous countries like New Zealand and Australia.

>>53600453
ayy where you from in kiwiland fa m?

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>>53600694
>glamorous countries like New Zealand

>>53600694
I'm hoping to visit Brazil at the end of the year.

Lol is New Zealand seen as glamorous? Probably the opposite adjective I'd choose.

>>53600839
Chch desu

>>53600324
kek, why the fuck would you want a Brazilian gf? She would fuck you up.

They are batshit insane and will cuck you when they get tired

>>53600887
>>53600914
Our TV shows documentaries about life in first world countries regularly, countries like Denmark and New Zealand appear often. That's why Brazilian girls drop their panties so fast to Scandinavians, Kiwis and Australians.

>>53600914
Oi you'll hurt our tourism revenue you mong

NZ probably is glamorous compared to a lot of countries

>>53600324
>half anglo half brazilian children
You do know that there is no "brazilian" ethnicity, right?
Also, if you came here during the World Cup in 2014 you would fly back to Australia with your balls empty. I'm serious.

>>53601111
Well yeah. But it's like calling America, Canada or Australia "glamorous". We don't have the European culture or history people associate with Glamour. France, Italy etc do....England used to at least.

>>53601053
Because they're gorgeous and friendly. I knew some Brasileiras from my high school and they were lovely.

>>53601092
Valeu amigo. The Brazilian tourism board should drop you some reais.

>>53601363
That's because you have met upper-class bitches who are rich enough to study abroad
If you had actually met the average brazilian women you'd run away like the devil runs from the cross

>>53601164
I guess I meant a light skinned Pardo like in the pic. It's how most Brazilian girls are seen overseas.

>>53601420
Too bad I'm coming anyways huehuehuehue

>>53601363
Most Brazilians see New Zealand as "Europe in the pacific".

>>53601436
have fun getting shot when you make a wrong turn
you can come but your romanticized view of brazilian girls is wrong

>>53600694
Do Brazilian girls like CHICANNNOOOOS ?

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>>53601455
>Most Brazilians see New Zealand as "Europe in the pacific".

>>53600694
But what about the US???

>>53601543
ehh...

>>53601468
Argentinian proxy pls go.

BRASIL È MEU PAIS PARA SEMPRE!!!!!!

>>53601569
born and raised in são paulo
i know what i'm talking about.

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>>53601569
Forgot pic

>>53601492
Well to be more specific they see it as "Europe outside of Europe", i'm sure most Brazilians don't know where New Zealand is located, not even i know.

>>53601569
rip you.

>>53601566
fug

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>>53601092
>>53601092
>no Americans

just fuck my shit up

>>53600914
>I'm hoping to visit Brazil at the end of the year.

why would you want to come to this shithole?

>>53600324
"No" doesn't translate to "não"; you meant "não tenho" [I do not have] or "nenhuma" [no, not a single, null].

>>53601768
bundas

>>53601363
>Because they're gorgeous and friendly
And they will fuck you up eventually. Brazilian women cheat as much as Brazilian men. I lost count on how many times I fucked a girl and she said after that she had a boyfriend.

>>53601698
Luckily for you. Many of our girls are Ameriboos too. If you're white you can get any girl of any social class.

Now if you're black or chicano then you better be some gangsta rapper or mafioso if you wanna get those muscular girls or some upper class bitch.

>>53601768
Short list

- Beautiful Beaches

- B U N D A VAI VAI VAI & The Musical Brilliance known as Baile Funk.

- Cheap food and accommodation with the real as low as it is

- Planning on meeting my friend there.

- I want to do a road trip from Rio to Florianopolis.

>>53601866
but you live in fucking rio de janegro, not all brazil is like that shithole

>>53600453
Good thing you know if u come here ur exchanging you life for a brazilian

>>53601773
Thank you.

>>53601948
De nada. [you're welcome]
By the way, are you learning Portuguese?

>>53601873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Evc7vS5JO8

>>53601870
That's good to know I'm white but I expected brazilian chicks to be more into black american guys. Doesn't Brazil emulate a lot of hip hop stuff from the States or am I mistaken?

>>53601923
Best trade of my life

>>53601977
Sim, mas nao falo muito. Eu postam? no /luso/ um pequenos.

>>53602029
Judge for yourself
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kzOkza_u3Z8

>>53600324
just show your nz passport to one of them they'll be all over your dick in no time

>>53601908
Your naivety is amazing. Brazil is a big brothel, few girls are worthy. I've fucked girls from most parts already, including from your shitty Paraná, doesn't change anything. Btw, I'm handsome and well off, so those things are out of reach for an ugly neet like you.

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m8

>>53601873
>Gringos dancing to MC Brinquedo - Roça
I loved befriending the exchange students that came and making them learn the lyrics to some funk.

>>53602092
>Sim, mas não falo muito. Eu posto no /luso/ um pouco.

Legal, desejo sorte... já aviso que terá um pouco de problema com ser/estar [os dois verbos equivalentes ao "be" do inglês] e com a pronúncia do "ão", mas se quiser ajudar, é só pedir.

[Nice, I wish you luck... I'll tell you beforehand you'll have a bit of trouble with ser/estar [the two verbs who correspond to the English "be"], as well with the "ão" pronounciation. If you'd want help, just ask it, okay?

Just say you're foreign and they will do anal.
I remember a friend of a friend of mine from Wyoming and he went to a party that night, my friend lost him because he went to fuck a girl in HER HOUSE, srly

>>53602095
Are those guys pardos?

God damn those bundas tho

>>53602286

Vocês exageram muito, o cara tem que ser um pouco chad também.

>>53602328
Cara, depende, brasileiro paga muito pau pra gringo (claro, depende do lugar). Mas parece que o brasileiro(a) pegar um estranheiro(a) é questão de "status"

>>53602029

All Brazilian girls like white guys, it doesn't matter their race.

White from first world = rich.

They don't tend to like other races so much.

>>53602380
Where do you get this from though? Personal experience, media, internet,etc?

>>53602445

I don't know how to explain to you very well.
But it's a combination. You will not get girls just because you are white, because there are poor white guys here too.

White + foreign = rich.

>>53602217
Nao, voce esta muito util.

Minha problema é eu somente sei as "present tense". Eu tenho muito. Ha aprendizagem quer fazer.

Desculpe para meu mal portugues

>>53602182
Sounds fun :D

>>53602554
desu that's the same here.. White europeans do very well with American girls. I think White brazilians would extremely well too.

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>>53602029
Oh yes, our lower classes would fuck black Americans no problem, even a poor whitey girl from South Brazil would . I just assume that when /int/ talks about Brazilian girls, they're referring to the pampered upper-middle class ones, these usually want a foreign white prince. Our ghetto sluts would fuck even a Syrian.

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>>53602304
Pardos with more percentage of black (a lot)
>typical pardo on pic

>>53602304
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cURkN7GVN_g

>>53602567
You sound like a fun anon, you'll have a hard time saying some things due to Portuguese having female and male words (It's Meu problema(male tone)), you'll get used to it after sometime.

Also if you're going to parties get a cheap burner or some really cheap smartphone from your country, don't go walking around with jewelry and documents. And NEVER get wasted and have a friend nearby all times.

>>53602554
>>53602633

Its not because its rich only. Its just because its different and exciting m8s. Just like when you see a foreign girl.

>>53602374

Mas tambem não precisam exagerar tanto. Fazem parecer que que tudo é uma enorme orgia. Todo mundo sabe que não é assim.

Claro tambem, que elas vão querer os gringos, lol.

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>>53600324
>tfw you will never be leg locked by a brazillian girl and forced to inseminate her multiple times with your anglo cum
>tfw she will never laugh at your attempt to escape her tight, inseminating forcing leg grasp

>>53602706
Oh right. Sorry the general rule is words ending in "a" are feminine, but I know there are exceptions.

So an iphone is a no-no then? Even if I keep it in my jean pockets?

The one thing I was a little concerned about was people stealing from my bags on the beach while I'm swimming. Do people do that in Rio or Santa Catarina?

>>53600324
>my first gf was a girl from Brazil
>my first kiss
>lost virginity to her
>she broke it off with me
>I've never had a gf or been with a girl ever since

>>53602141
you are the naive here. not only brazilians girls are like this, they're all like this. but ''i lost count on how many times I fucked a girl and she said after that she had a boyfriend'' is not a common thing unless you live in a favela

>>53602963
The solution is to get another BR girl.

I had a female co-worker who took the virginity of some Korean guy and was his first kiss too. It was funny to see her lugging around that beta Korean who made funny facial expressions and reactions to anything.

>>53603000
Trips confirm

>>53603024
>wanting to see everything happening again
why you do this
brs are evil

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No sympathy for race traitors

>>53603000
Do you live in some tribal village in the Amazon?

I know who many girls who dated up to 3 guys at once. She went out with a different one each day of the week. She said she wanted to settle with one of them but was undecided and i've noticed most BR girls do this. They date dozens of guys at once and the excuse is they're "undecided".

>>53602567
Well, the verb tenses are basically a matter of memorizing. However, don't bother with certain stuff, such as:
*Pretérito mais-que-perfeito sintético [synthetic pluperfect past] is pretty much dead. And if you see anyone telling you to learn it, call him/her a pedant.
*Memorize the conjugations for eu, ele and eles first; then the one for "nós"; the ones for "tu" and "vós" are used only in some dialects.
*If you remember how to conjugate "ir" in the present tense, you don't need to use the synthetic future tense. Instead of "eu andarei", just "eu vou andar" is fine.

(And don't apologize, it's fine.)

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>>53603060
>he doesent want a fertile Brazilian gf to breed with

>>53602908
Yeah it takes a bit of time and practice to get used to.
No I wouldn't recommend it mainly being a gringo, unless you go all out on VIP areas to have most safety, it's pretty easy to go as a couple to a club, the girl chats and touches you up while the guy steals your stuff.
Last I went to the beach that was somewhat still a problem, but, I've had it happen in the USA as well so I only take a towel and sandals.

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>>53603104
what the hell

>>53602286
I'm thinking about passing as a foreigner here just to see how the girls react kek

>>53603131
>He wants mongrel children with an IQ of 90

>>53603390
>Jealous for not having BUNDA

>>53603430
>Jealous for not having qt blue-eye gf

>>53603443
all he can think is about bunda, he dont care about eye color
also
>chinese
>blue eyes

This >>53601077.

>>53600324
I'm sure they're nice, but I'm too lazy to go all the way to Brazil for one.

>>53603504
Just import one.

>>53603535
but pls +18

>Wanting to date someone who speaks Portuguese during sex

God deliver me from this evil

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They look my cat,

I feel your feel.

>>53603000
>is not a common thing
t. neet
Couldn't expect less from you. Girls in Brazil cheat as much as men, and you know how Brazilian men are.
But okay hillbilly, back to fuck your donkeys.

>>53601616
>Sao Paulo

there is your problem

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>>53601873
>road trip from Rio to Florianopolis.

nice choice Kiwi! I see you have been doing your research!

must see spots are
Ilha grande (I swam with dolphins and saw flying fish there)
Bombinhas (isthmus connects moutain to the continent, creating a double beach, every day you wake up and choose whatever side, one has waves and the other is peacefull, pic related)

Also, I nearly got raped by a cutie in Bombinhas, girls from SC can be a bit too forward