> Wake Up
> No Brazilian Girlfriend
> Go to sleep
> No Brazilian Girlfriend to cuddle and tickle each others toes.
> A year goes by
> No Brazilian girlfriend to propose to
> A decade goes by
> No Brazilian girlfriend to father qt half Anglo half Brazilian children.
> A lifetime goes by
> STILL NO BRAZILIAN GIRLFRIEND
Our TV shows documentaries about life in first world countries regularly, countries like Denmark and New Zealand appear often. That's why Brazilian girls drop their panties so fast to Scandinavians, Kiwis and Australians.
>half anglo half brazilian children
You do know that there is no "brazilian" ethnicity, right?
Also, if you came here during the World Cup in 2014 you would fly back to Australia with your balls empty. I'm serious.
Well yeah. But it's like calling America, Canada or Australia "glamorous". We don't have the European culture or history people associate with Glamour. France, Italy etc do....England used to at least.
Because they're gorgeous and friendly. I knew some Brasileiras from my high school and they were lovely.
Valeu amigo. The Brazilian tourism board should drop you some reais.
That's because you have met upper-class bitches who are rich enough to study abroad
If you had actually met the average brazilian women you'd run away like the devil runs from the cross
>Most Brazilians see New Zealand as "Europe in the pacific".
just fuck my shit up
>Because they're gorgeous and friendly
And they will fuck you up eventually. Brazilian women cheat as much as Brazilian men. I lost count on how many times I fucked a girl and she said after that she had a boyfriend.
Luckily for you. Many of our girls are Ameriboos too. If you're white you can get any girl of any social class.
Now if you're black or chicano then you better be some gangsta rapper or mafioso if you wanna get those muscular girls or some upper class bitch.
- Beautiful Beaches
- B U N D A VAI VAI VAI & The Musical Brilliance known as Baile Funk.
- Cheap food and accommodation with the real as low as it is
- Planning on meeting my friend there.
- I want to do a road trip from Rio to Florianopolis.
That's good to know I'm white but I expected brazilian chicks to be more into black american guys. Doesn't Brazil emulate a lot of hip hop stuff from the States or am I mistaken?
Your naivety is amazing. Brazil is a big brothel, few girls are worthy. I've fucked girls from most parts already, including from your shitty Paraná, doesn't change anything. Btw, I'm handsome and well off, so those things are out of reach for an ugly neet like you.
>Sim, mas não falo muito. Eu posto no /luso/ um pouco.
Legal, desejo sorte... já aviso que terá um pouco de problema com ser/estar [os dois verbos equivalentes ao "be" do inglês] e com a pronúncia do "ão", mas se quiser ajudar, é só pedir.
[Nice, I wish you luck... I'll tell you beforehand you'll have a bit of trouble with ser/estar [the two verbs who correspond to the English "be"], as well with the "ão" pronounciation. If you'd want help, just ask it, okay?
Just say you're foreign and they will do anal.
I remember a friend of a friend of mine from Wyoming and he went to a party that night, my friend lost him because he went to fuck a girl in HER HOUSE, srly
I don't know how to explain to you very well.
But it's a combination. You will not get girls just because you are white, because there are poor white guys here too.
White + foreign = rich.
Oh yes, our lower classes would fuck black Americans no problem, even a poor whitey girl from South Brazil would . I just assume that when /int/ talks about Brazilian girls, they're referring to the pampered upper-middle class ones, these usually want a foreign white prince. Our ghetto sluts would fuck even a Syrian.
Pardos with more percentage of black (a lot)
>typical pardo on pic
You sound like a fun anon, you'll have a hard time saying some things due to Portuguese having female and male words (It's Meu problema(male tone)), you'll get used to it after sometime.
Also if you're going to parties get a cheap burner or some really cheap smartphone from your country, don't go walking around with jewelry and documents. And NEVER get wasted and have a friend nearby all times.
>tfw you will never be leg locked by a brazillian girl and forced to inseminate her multiple times with your anglo cum
>tfw she will never laugh at your attempt to escape her tight, inseminating forcing leg grasp
Oh right. Sorry the general rule is words ending in "a" are feminine, but I know there are exceptions.
So an iphone is a no-no then? Even if I keep it in my jean pockets?
The one thing I was a little concerned about was people stealing from my bags on the beach while I'm swimming. Do people do that in Rio or Santa Catarina?
you are the naive here. not only brazilians girls are like this, they're all like this. but ''i lost count on how many times I fucked a girl and she said after that she had a boyfriend'' is not a common thing unless you live in a favela
The solution is to get another BR girl.
I had a female co-worker who took the virginity of some Korean guy and was his first kiss too. It was funny to see her lugging around that beta Korean who made funny facial expressions and reactions to anything.
Do you live in some tribal village in the Amazon?
I know who many girls who dated up to 3 guys at once. She went out with a different one each day of the week. She said she wanted to settle with one of them but was undecided and i've noticed most BR girls do this. They date dozens of guys at once and the excuse is they're "undecided".
Well, the verb tenses are basically a matter of memorizing. However, don't bother with certain stuff, such as:
*Pretérito mais-que-perfeito sintético [synthetic pluperfect past] is pretty much dead. And if you see anyone telling you to learn it, call him/her a pedant.
*Memorize the conjugations for eu, ele and eles first; then the one for "nós"; the ones for "tu" and "vós" are used only in some dialects.
*If you remember how to conjugate "ir" in the present tense, you don't need to use the synthetic future tense. Instead of "eu andarei", just "eu vou andar" is fine.
(And don't apologize, it's fine.)
>he doesent want a fertile Brazilian gf to breed with
Yeah it takes a bit of time and practice to get used to.
No I wouldn't recommend it mainly being a gringo, unless you go all out on VIP areas to have most safety, it's pretty easy to go as a couple to a club, the girl chats and touches you up while the guy steals your stuff.
Last I went to the beach that was somewhat still a problem, but, I've had it happen in the USA as well so I only take a towel and sandals.
>is not a common thing
Couldn't expect less from you. Girls in Brazil cheat as much as men, and you know how Brazilian men are.
But okay hillbilly, back to fuck your donkeys.
>road trip from Rio to Florianopolis.
nice choice Kiwi! I see you have been doing your research!
must see spots are
Ilha grande (I swam with dolphins and saw flying fish there)
Bombinhas (isthmus connects moutain to the continent, creating a double beach, every day you wake up and choose whatever side, one has waves and the other is peacefull, pic related)
Also, I nearly got raped by a cutie in Bombinhas, girls from SC can be a bit too forward