>be american
>get shot
>be bulgarian
>be completely irrelevant on a global scale
>>53571294
>be american
>break the fucking scale
>be american
>life a full and happy life
>>53571324
kekked
>be australian
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>>53571418
>be Estonian
>have the best tricolor
>>53571579
>be canuck
>pull the wee wee out to pee
>it freezes
>be white
>play videogames instead of starting a family
>>53571294
>be american fetus
>get shot mid abortion
>>53571324