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>Wake up
>You're Black American

wat do?
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Buy bass guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLnUJQut-kc
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Go to sweden
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Rape white women and shoot cops while blaming society for my misdeeds.
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Play basketball
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Go to Club Swagga
Lose my virginity
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>get shot
>fellow blacks chimp out and get shot
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nuffin muffughen
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Go to america, become president.
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>>53570093
get shot
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>>53570093
Rap, I'm not a great athlete
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collect welfare, fuck fat and tattooed white women and pull the race card as often as I can with impunity
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>>53570093
Start a rap career
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>>53570304
>Go to
you have to be born here
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rape white men
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i would du nuffin
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>>53570359
That's not what your current president Barry Soetoro told me
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>>53570093
get away with everything by pulling out the race card
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>>53570093
>learn a few arabic phrases (inshallah, mashallah, allahu akbar, takbir)
>get a copy of the quran
>grow beard
>demand to be shipped to Nordic Europe
>live like a king for the rest of my life, fuck blonde scandinavian hos with my newly acquired BBC
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>>53570093
Respect to guys like this, even without one foot they keep working out, they've got a purpose in life, they haven't given up... While you sit behind your computers and waste your fucking life...
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>Get college scholarship for football
>Take easiest classes possible and not even attend them because Uni needs me
>practice and play football for half year
>Fuck stupid white bitches who are away from daddy for first time bareback in free time
>Get shot
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Still be myself, but learn Spanish and try to move to Argentina.
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>>53570093
>nothing changes
go back to sleep
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>>53570424
nice one blyat
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>>53570093
kill myself tbqh
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>>53570375
RARE
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become a rapper
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>>53570093

*Checks Twitter wall for my daily dose of ideological boost, spends more time after running across an inspiring message for all melanoid Gods of this world*

*Eats a Skittle retrieved from convenience store after roughing up whatever punk-ass honkey that did his shift at the register*
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>>53570261
>Club Swagga

>It exists

My fucking sides
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>>53570093
Post that picture in a higher resolution
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>>53570375
R A R E
A
R
E
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>>53570093

Move to Sweden or Finland.

Rape local girls.
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>>53570093
Be hilarious on twitter
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>>53570766
Its not rape if they consent
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
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shoot another niger
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Honestly I if was black, I would go to Sweden or USA and go on a crime spree. When I get caught, scream "I DINDUS NUFFIN'!" and make monkey screeching.
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>>53570093
start working on my mixtape
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>>53570093
pic related and excel in sports.
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>>53570217
Go to australia
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>>53570359
>implying Obama wasn't born in Pakistan
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>>53570093
suicide tbqh
i could hande being american or being black, but no both at the same time
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>>53570093

Iiii cook cook cook make it sker sker sker catchin my scrapin up the sides cookin cocaine pure
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>>53571930
>Pick related only has one leg. I don't think he's excelling at too many sports
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>>53570200
I already play bass though.
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>>53570093
I'm going to Japan and became a pimp and drugdiller with expensive pimpmobile.
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>>53570093
Remember I wuz king and shiet then try to rob a store and die in a shooting.
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>>53570392
What's preventing you from doing that now?
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Release a mixtape.
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>>53570093
Beating Miley Cyrus
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Follow damn train
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>>53570093
Apply for welfare.
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join KKK
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>>53570093
Will call everybody "Nigga"
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Rap with muh homies
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>>53570093
Start banging white chicks if I'd were in the cuck side of the north-south divide.

Start to demand government attention if I'd still were in the non-cuck side of the north-south divide
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Fuck white bitches without condoms and slowly destroy this weak race
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>>53572903
playing bass metal does not count as playing bass
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Join BLACKED desu.
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>>53570093
nuffin
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>>53575037
Just like we whites doing time your race only low class whites and trash mix race thro monogamy
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Fuck all your white sisters
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>>53570359
that's not what cruz said
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>>53570392
ugh
they were cuter when they were younger
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Kill self because now that black person smell is going to follow me around everywhere.
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cvck whites
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>>53570621
ahah fag
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>>53570093
Where their legs? they are disabled? ;(
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>>53573383
bit underrated
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>>53570093
Get a scholarship through affirmative action and go to university to study something cool.

Is everything else the same, or do I become taller and get a massive dick, as well? If the latter is the case, I would go and have sex with someone. Preferably a white woman to make people angry.
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>>53574340
CJ, straight CJ.
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>>53570093
Instantly have success in life at my only passion- playing bass guitar and saxophone in various jazz fusion combos.
Would legit be dope it genuinely sucks being a white sax and bass player at the semi-pro level- its all about image for most gigs.
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>>53576467
So much this
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>>53570093
go to college
get my career going
get a family
have a few kids and raise them properly
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>>53575071
rolling for this
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>>53570446
So you can be white again, amirite?
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>>53578339
I will become the whitest.
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See if I can get a tryout for the NFL or NBA
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1. Use affirmative action programs to study AI or robotics or someshit.
2. Emigrate to Mexico or any other actually decent country.
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B
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>>53570485
*raper
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>>53575071
THIS
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Uguu, being Black on 4chan is hard.
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>>53579433
Not really
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fake an african accent and apply for asylum in Sweden. Live the NEET life. Because no one knows you're black on the internet.
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>>53570093
Fuck my white cougar hotwife...
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>>53579615
RARE
A
R
E
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>>53570200
i always wondered how drummers managed to play on prerecorded performances
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Join the college/high school football team and fuck copious amounts of white women.
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>>53570093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObN8AtHlerA
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Smoke weed every day.
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muhh dick
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Rape a whitey muhfuggen and get away with it, then apply for refugee status bix nood.
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>>53570093
I'd go back to sleep. I'm already black.
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>get shot
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>>53570260
this so much.
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>>53582409
lol
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there is no other reply than "move to Sweden"
get married to a white girl
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>>53582523
>white girls

this has to be the most overrated thing in the universe.
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>>53570093
shoot myself to save the cops time
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>>53570359
barak HUSSEIN obama
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>>53582974

black people like to marry to white people, so they can brighten the skin. Black people dream is to be white.
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>>53583133
You should stop believing in /pol/ memes, Joao. Whites are literally inferior to Asians in every way.
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>>53583576
Yeah but there aren't so many asians where there are black people. Save for some exceptions ofc. Asians are also robots.
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comeback to Africa
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>>53570359
OP says you become (Black) American, so that would probably imply you were born there.
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Became an uncle tom Republican for good minority points.
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Rob a store and get shot 200 times.
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>>53570375
medium with diane sauce pls
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>>53570093
collect foodstamps
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I'd inseminate as much young blond ladies as I can. Maybe become a rising hip-hop star.
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Apply for benefits and do absolutely fuck all.
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Just smack my lips, get jiggy. Those sort of things
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>>53571972
I'd rather have basketball americans here than the fucking abos
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>>53570093
1. learn to swim with that black swimming teacher from that movie
2. steal fish n shit
3. claim my underwater kigndom
4. ????
WE ATLANTIS N SHIT
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>>53585809
noice can I join?
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>>53584666

i bet you could migrate to usa, rap with russian accent, act like a mean thug who became oligarch and become a hip hop super star in no time
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>>53585809
where da mermaids at???
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>>53585923
if you're southern italian and know how to siwm you're practically one of us
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>>53585969
at my crib nigga
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>>53579433
Uguu.. Booga?
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>>53570093
start off making some cool funky urban shit.
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>>53580491
New?
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