>Wake up >You're Black American wat do?

Buy bass guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLnUJQut-kc

Go to sweden

Rape white women and shoot cops while blaming society for my misdeeds.

Play basketball

Go to Club Swagga
Lose my virginity

>get shot
>fellow blacks chimp out and get shot

nuffin muffughen

Go to america, become president.

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>>53570093
get shot

>>53570093
Rap, I'm not a great athlete

collect welfare, fuck fat and tattooed white women and pull the race card as often as I can with impunity

>>53570093
Start a rap career

>>53570304
>Go to
you have to be born here

rape white men

i would du nuffin

>>53570359
That's not what your current president Barry Soetoro told me

>>53570093
get away with everything by pulling out the race card

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>>53570093
>learn a few arabic phrases (inshallah, mashallah, allahu akbar, takbir)
>get a copy of the quran
>grow beard
>demand to be shipped to Nordic Europe
>live like a king for the rest of my life, fuck blonde scandinavian hos with my newly acquired BBC

>>53570093
Respect to guys like this, even without one foot they keep working out, they've got a purpose in life, they haven't given up... While you sit behind your computers and waste your fucking life...

>Get college scholarship for football
>Take easiest classes possible and not even attend them because Uni needs me
>practice and play football for half year
>Fuck stupid white bitches who are away from daddy for first time bareback in free time
>Get shot

Still be myself, but learn Spanish and try to move to Argentina.

>>53570093
>nothing changes
go back to sleep

>>53570424
nice one blyat

>>53570093
kill myself tbqh

>>53570375
RARE

become a rapper

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>>53570093

*Checks Twitter wall for my daily dose of ideological boost, spends more time after running across an inspiring message for all melanoid Gods of this world*

*Eats a Skittle retrieved from convenience store after roughing up whatever punk-ass honkey that did his shift at the register*

>>53570261
>Club Swagga

>It exists

My fucking sides

>>53570093
Post that picture in a higher resolution

>>53570375
R A R E
A
R
E

>>53570093

Move to Sweden or Finland.

Rape local girls.

>>53570093
Be hilarious on twitter

>>53570766
Its not rape if they consent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc

shoot another niger

Honestly I if was black, I would go to Sweden or USA and go on a crime spree. When I get caught, scream "I DINDUS NUFFIN'!" and make monkey screeching.

>>53570093
start working on my mixtape

>>53570093
pic related and excel in sports.

>>53570217
Go to australia

>>53570359
>implying Obama wasn't born in Pakistan

>>53570093
suicide tbqh
i could hande being american or being black, but no both at the same time

>>53570093

Iiii cook cook cook make it sker sker sker catchin my scrapin up the sides cookin cocaine pure

>>53571930
>Pick related only has one leg. I don't think he's excelling at too many sports

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>>53570200
I already play bass though.

>>53570093
I'm going to Japan and became a pimp and drugdiller with expensive pimpmobile.

>>53570093
Remember I wuz king and shiet then try to rob a store and die in a shooting.

>>53570392
What's preventing you from doing that now?

Release a mixtape.

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>>53570093
Beating Miley Cyrus

Follow damn train

>>53570093
Apply for welfare.

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join KKK

>>53570093
Will call everybody "Nigga"

Rap with muh homies

>>53570093
Start banging white chicks if I'd were in the cuck side of the north-south divide.

Start to demand government attention if I'd still were in the non-cuck side of the north-south divide

Fuck white bitches without condoms and slowly destroy this weak race

>>53572903
playing bass metal does not count as playing bass

Join BLACKED desu.

>>53570093
nuffin

>>53575037
Just like we whites doing time your race only low class whites and trash mix race thro monogamy

Fuck all your white sisters

>>53570359
that's not what cruz said

>>53570392
ugh
they were cuter when they were younger

Kill self because now that black person smell is going to follow me around everywhere.

cvck whites

>>53570621
ahah fag

>>53570093
Where their legs? they are disabled? ;(

>>53573383
bit underrated

>>53570093
Get a scholarship through affirmative action and go to university to study something cool.

Is everything else the same, or do I become taller and get a massive dick, as well? If the latter is the case, I would go and have sex with someone. Preferably a white woman to make people angry.

>>53574340
CJ, straight CJ.

>>53570093
Instantly have success in life at my only passion- playing bass guitar and saxophone in various jazz fusion combos.
Would legit be dope it genuinely sucks being a white sax and bass player at the semi-pro level- its all about image for most gigs.

>>53576467
So much this

>>53570093
go to college
get my career going
get a family
have a few kids and raise them properly

>>53575071
rolling for this

>>53570446
So you can be white again, amirite?

>>53578339
I will become the whitest.

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See if I can get a tryout for the NFL or NBA

1. Use affirmative action programs to study AI or robotics or someshit.
2. Emigrate to Mexico or any other actually decent country.

B

>>53570485
*raper

>>53575071
THIS

Uguu, being Black on 4chan is hard.

>>53579433
Not really

fake an african accent and apply for asylum in Sweden. Live the NEET life. Because no one knows you're black on the internet.

>>53570093
Fuck my white cougar hotwife...

>>53579615
RARE
A
R
E

>>53570200
i always wondered how drummers managed to play on prerecorded performances

Join the college/high school football team and fuck copious amounts of white women.

>>53570093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObN8AtHlerA

Smoke weed every day.

muhh dick

Rape a whitey muhfuggen and get away with it, then apply for refugee status bix nood.

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>>53570093
I'd go back to sleep. I'm already black.

>get shot

>>53570260
this so much.

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>>53582409
lol

there is no other reply than "move to Sweden"
get married to a white girl

>>53582523
>white girls

this has to be the most overrated thing in the universe.

>>53570093
shoot myself to save the cops time

>>53570359
barak HUSSEIN obama

>>53582974

black people like to marry to white people, so they can brighten the skin. Black people dream is to be white.

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>>53583133
You should stop believing in /pol/ memes, Joao. Whites are literally inferior to Asians in every way.

>>53583576
Yeah but there aren't so many asians where there are black people. Save for some exceptions ofc. Asians are also robots.

comeback to Africa

>>53570359
OP says you become (Black) American, so that would probably imply you were born there.

Became an uncle tom Republican for good minority points.

Rob a store and get shot 200 times.

>>53570375
medium with diane sauce pls

>>53570093
collect foodstamps

I'd inseminate as much young blond ladies as I can. Maybe become a rising hip-hop star.

Apply for benefits and do absolutely fuck all.

Just smack my lips, get jiggy. Those sort of things

>>53571972
I'd rather have basketball americans here than the fucking abos

>>53570093
1. learn to swim with that black swimming teacher from that movie
2. steal fish n shit
3. claim my underwater kigndom
4. ????
WE ATLANTIS N SHIT

>>53585809
noice can I join?

>>53584666

i bet you could migrate to usa, rap with russian accent, act like a mean thug who became oligarch and become a hip hop super star in no time

>>53585809
where da mermaids at???

>>53585923
if you're southern italian and know how to siwm you're practically one of us

>>53585969
at my crib nigga

>>53579433
Uguu.. Booga?

>>53570093
start off making some cool funky urban shit.

>>53580491
New?