>learn a few arabic phrases (inshallah, mashallah, allahu akbar, takbir)
>get a copy of the quran
>demand to be shipped to Nordic Europe
>live like a king for the rest of my life, fuck blonde scandinavian hos with my newly acquired BBC
Respect to guys like this, even without one foot they keep working out, they've got a purpose in life, they haven't given up... While you sit behind your computers and waste your fucking life...
>Get college scholarship for football
>Take easiest classes possible and not even attend them because Uni needs me
>practice and play football for half year
>Fuck stupid white bitches who are away from daddy for first time bareback in free time
*Checks Twitter wall for my daily dose of ideological boost, spends more time after running across an inspiring message for all melanoid Gods of this world*
*Eats a Skittle retrieved from convenience store after roughing up whatever punk-ass honkey that did his shift at the register*
Start banging white chicks if I'd were in the cuck side of the north-south divide.
Start to demand government attention if I'd still were in the non-cuck side of the north-south divide
Get a scholarship through affirmative action and go to university to study something cool.
Is everything else the same, or do I become taller and get a massive dick, as well? If the latter is the case, I would go and have sex with someone. Preferably a white woman to make people angry.
Instantly have success in life at my only passion- playing bass guitar and saxophone in various jazz fusion combos.
Would legit be dope it genuinely sucks being a white sax and bass player at the semi-pro level- its all about image for most gigs.
I'd go back to sleep. I'm already black.
You should stop believing in /pol/ memes, Joao. Whites are literally inferior to Asians in every way.