>be me in Sweden
>already incredibly shy
>get nervous every time I go to the store because Swedish is shit and know I'm going to have to say "jag pratar inte svenska" in my stupid accent
>get to cashier
>"j-jag pratar inte svenska, förlåt"
>"OH I'm sorry!"
>speak murica english to swedish cashier
>make them soaking wet or rock hard
>Jag vill emigrera till sverige och arbeta i agriculture
But no though.
Or.. I hope not.
T. Speaker of essentially American English.
You milk those cows and/or pick those potatoes real good, boy.
>Live here a year
>It is still like this sometimes.
I literally still conduct most of my phonecalls in English if the other person has sufficient skill.
Thankfully I'm getting good enough to where if they don't, I just tell them it's fine, but ask them to be patient with my shit swedish.
Feels retard m8s.
Oh and god help me if they speak some dialect I'm not familiar with.
>I am home.
maximum cuckswomanship desu, keep up the good work
Whats so great about this place anyhow that makes you wanna stay and do the citizenship dance anyhow? It's basically a worse version of Canada and steeply declining, in a language you will grasp in its entirety decades from now.
>w-we were greeks and shit
>w-we were swedes and shit
>be an American in a climate just like Sweden
>walk into the store
>cashier is like "hey there, how are you doing?"
>"good, how are you?"
>go and get my things
>go to the register
>"how was your day"
>"pretty nice John, can't complain"
>"well, that's nice"
>go to leave the fucking store
>"have a nice evening"
>"you too, in spite of this damn cold, hah"
Do you people live in hell or what?
>clearly has a raport with the shop owner
I talk to the people who own/run stores near where I live too sometimes. Especially if it's somewhere that I will be there a few minutes.
I talk to the owners of my favourite pizza place a fair bit, as well as a corner store owner.
It's not like nobody talks to anyone here.
It's just that you don't make a lot of side conversation with someone you'll be around for like 5 seconds.
Ah, gypsies. My bad.
And still nah. I won't be posting any pictures of any part of myself on 4chan. Strict policy.
Why is it so hard to say "Pratar du engelska?"
>tfw one of the first times I asked that, the response was "aa"
>in Canada that sound means "Sorry could you repeat yourself?"
It was very very awkward.
>And of course they speak English, that's an insulting question
Maybe in Stockholm, since that's not even a Swedish city.
Here it's maybe 60/40.
Good luck with that. have you seen the application processing times on migrationsverket recently?
jajaja no :^)
I'm still gonna come anyway where da white wimmin at
>wishing you were highly educated so that you would actually add something
I almost struck out to New Zealand on a job offer. I 100% decided not to go there because their internet isn't reliable. Plus they don't have much cross-country skiing. We have parks for it here.
Dang that's not that bad by comparison.
The processing times based on family-relation are like almost 2 years now.
And the Americans will pay for it.
>Drivkraften bakom den nya världsbilden, det återuppväckta Europas grund är de rassjälsliga värden som ännu inte blivit ett levande medvetande. Själ betyder ras sedd inifrån medan rasen är den fysiska utsidan av själen – själens vitalitet är sålunda livsviktig för rasens fortsatta existens.
>And still nah. I won't be posting any pictures of any part of myself on 4chan. Strict policy.
Favä this makes me think you're one of our regulars "Mizaki" one of his favourite schticks is to pretend hes a woman online.
Post canadian passport with stamp
okay well it's not my fault so bleas no bully. Funnily enough, I'm from where most of the Finnish immigrants settled in America. My family is French Canadian though and I've never once spoken Finnish despite hearing and seeing it every now and then when I was a kid
Most of my social circle is neutral towards 'murica or dislikes it desu, only the real young ones or lefties like America. The older folks still remember Palmes vitriol against America and their reponse.
Even in English you guys have a tendency to slowly roll over your words. It's incredibly annoying. Just say things. I had the discomfort of going fishing with people from Wisconsin some years ago. We thought they were god-like after dealing with Californians. It had nothing to do with their dialect.
They had the audacity to think they were paying for everything on a guided river trip. When those fuckers didn't tip in Alaska. I dropped a hun because the guide taught me how to fish the sockeye. I caught my limit after that. Californians should sink into the ocean. I was so digusted by their conduct up there I can never forgive them.
Impolite, arrogant bastards.
I'm considering moving to sweden for a while. I'm a handsome white male high school teacher who doesn't speak swedish. Would I be able to get work?
And since the weather here ranges from 20-45C atm and the sun rises at 5.30am and sets at 9pm, would I go insane in sweden?
I would guess, no.
You're not particularly welcome here and we have a hard-on for morons that aren't from the US. I only have range because doctors with an American education have lease in most places.
I have no idea what the job market in teaching is or how it would feel to be an Australian here.
As a Canadian it just has milder weather and less sunlight, so it's not really a big deal at all.
My areas are politics and philosophy, not in demand at all but I love them.
I don't understand what you're saying, are you saying I would be welcome or that I wouldn't be?
I doubt the job market for teachers is very good, most scandi countries don't have super high demand for outside teachers as they pay and treat their own well.
>I doubt the job market for teachers is very good, most scandi countries don't have super high demand for outside teachers as they pay and treat their own well.
Also language barrier issues unless you're intending to be a university professor.
We're transitioning to immigration being very low, and forcing companies to pay a living wage. This includes refusing immigration.
Doing what is detrimental to logic? You can keep that. The best thing we could do for our country is only accepting immigrants that want to work and become excellent. Meanwhile, you can have all the rejects that chase people around for sex.
Yeah exactly. Honestly Sweden isn't high on my list for working in because it'd be difficult to get a job, but it would be interesting to live in a scandi country for a while. Maybe I'll look into international schools once I have some more experience.
Mentioning my flag creates the idea that we accept everyone.
We're done with that. No, you cannot come here.
My favorite cousin is married to a Columbian. I was pretty upset when his wife had to go through internship again when I was younger than her as a resident. My country has this retarded PC idea that a refugee is the same as her.
She fucking earned everything to be here and those other fuckers should get out.
same desu. I know it's cool to hate our country but I'm proud to be an American. We've got problems, sure. Trump will make America great again
> visit Germany
> Big burly proud German slaps me on my supple soft Australian shitposting ass
> "jaja, du bist so schön...brauchst du mein Deutscher Schwanz?
Lolno we can't
I got that too (I actually did visit Germany, didn't get any buttslaps though ;-;), just went to see something at the english cinema, saw a bunch of people just chilling on a hillside drinking fucking shitloads of beer
God i was so jealous
Have you heard about German cuisine?
I hear it's the WURST
> you may live to see a shitposting alliance between Finns and Australians
That must be a german joke. Maybe french.
That's what motivates me sometimes to keep going :^)
If some "FICKI FICKI" nigger can manage to learn it at least fluently enough to rape women, then surely i can go move there and actually contribute and help build the nation
The locals are very helpful and friendly at least where I'm staying in southern Bavaria though there are a couple that get annoyed but I can't blame them. I learned more by staying here a couple months and interacting with locals than 8 years in school in my country. This Bavarian accent everyone speaks here hilarious tho. If it ever was the time to come to Germany it's pretty much now
visited North Germany myself
> try to speak German, a little flawed
> "AH YOU SPEAK ENGLISH ALLOW ME TO SWITCH LANGUAGES FOR THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION"
I've not been to any other part of the vaterland except Bavaria but I can tell you the living standard here is very high, the people are friendly and the towns/cities are comfy. Right now I'm staying in a rural town myself. There's no immigrants other than a few white Romanian and Hungarian and me ofc. But munchen is awful, I think that's for every big city tho.
That looks super comfy, there's just something so nice about quiet, rural towns.
Also, no immigrants is nice too.
> niggers want to destroy this
why didn't we wipe them out
>be in schleswig-holstein
>nobody knows english
>that i can say ich spreche nicht deutsch apparently means I'm fluent and understand them even if they speak really fast and use complex sentences
the "everyone in sweden knows german meme" is real