>be me in Sweden >already incredibly shy >get nervous

bin urself weeb

>>53555472
bit rude

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>>53555457
>speak murica english to swedish cashier
>make them soaking wet or rock hard

>>53555457
>travel to autism: the country when you're shy
WHY
HY
Y

>>53555655
not really...

Taiga a shit

>>53555684
fast jo

>>53555678
jag älskar sverige! Jag vill emigrera till sverige och arbeta i agriculture

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>>53555735
>Jag vill emigrera till sverige och arbeta i agriculture

>>53555696
But no though.

Or.. I hope not.

T. Speaker of essentially American English.

>>53555735
You milk those cows and/or pick those potatoes real good, boy.

>>53555457
>Live here a year
>It is still like this sometimes.

I literally still conduct most of my phonecalls in English if the other person has sufficient skill.

Thankfully I'm getting good enough to where if they don't, I just tell them it's fine, but ask them to be patient with my shit swedish.

Feels retard m8s.

Oh and god help me if they speak some dialect I'm not familiar with.

>>53555817
fast jo

>>53555696
Ingen utanför Jokkmokk imponeras av amerikansk engelska IRL.

>>53555817
When will you kill yourself you disgusting dyke?

>>53555817
Canadian butch lesbo detected.

Please leave this country and stop stealing our wimmenz.

>>53555881
Probably never.

>>53555817
Go home.

>>53555892
NEVER.

I am trying to steal a second one of your wimmenz. Deal with it.

>>53555908
I am home.

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>>53555897

>>53555862
förutom alla småtjejer som vill komma i sängs med Chad

>>53555931
I'm telling you I can't predict the future, and it would take something earth-shattering to drive me to that.

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>>53555920
>I am home.
maximum cuckswomanship desu, keep up the good work

>>53555920
>NEVER.
We'll see about that.

>>53555908
>>53555892
>>53555881
leave my North American sister alone

>>53555968
Well, I mean, I guess if I get the second one I'm after, that's all I want, sooo...

I'd stop stealing them at that point. I'd have two, and be happy and satisfied.

>>53555975
>sister
It's a transsexual guy that destroys Sverigetråden.

>>53555975
Take her back Matthew! We dont want her.

>>53556016
Wow... really? Its a transsexual Canadian guy dating a female?

Wow Trudeau would be proud, thats so 2016.

>>53556008
Whats so great about this place anyhow that makes you wanna stay and do the citizenship dance anyhow? It's basically a worse version of Canada and steeply declining, in a language you will grasp in its entirety decades from now.

>>53556062
oops accidentally added two anyhows but yeah

>>53556062
The weather is nicer.

Hey Swedes, I plan on moving to Sweden.
Ask me anything.

>>53556155
Fuck off we're full.

>>53556136
Was expecting a serious well-written answer desu, I see you got a bit of yank in you.

Rude.

>>53556155
REMOVE MACARONI

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>>53556181

>>53556155
You'll die in the upcoming racewar.

>>53556208
but I am not a mohammedan

>>53556155
do you want to be my bf

>>53556182
Actually it's us Canadians who are the passive aggressive fucks.

That said, the weather is actually nicer.

>>53556257
you prolly look enough like one to get shot at sight, it's not like we're gonna ask if allah is your lord and saviour first

>>53556047
YES

>>53556257
but everone who isn't blonde and blue-eyed will be shot

>>53556322
Not really though.

It's just this thing they insist on whenever I go to their thread.

>>53556300
>>53556328

b-but I already chose my Swedish name - Henrik

>>53556259
not gay

>>53556328
RIP half of the ethnic swedes then.

>>53556348
Henrik Pontus Fyromsson.

>>53556328
what if I'm white with black hair and green eyes. Will I be spared? OP btw

>>53556332
you never proved youre a female tho
and we have like alotta trannies in our threads so you know

process of elimination or whatever

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>>53556348
>w-we were greeks and shit
>t. alexander

>w-we were swedes and shit
>t. henrik

>>53556257
Makedonien vafan! Hade en qt 8 som var därifrån, bröt naken på folk när man gick med henne på stan. Har bilder på henne på någon USB, /b/ kanske får de någon dag.

>>53555862
Nja, det är sällsynt nog utanför Göteborg/Malmö/Stockholm att slynor blir våta bara för att det är någorlunda ovanligt.

>>53556391
>"""white"""
>black hair
>green eyes
LOL
I love this skin color makes race meme

>>53556368
>"ethnic swedes"

Tattare favä

>>53556398
Not sure how I would. Post vagina or something?

Not going to happen.

>>53556444
Half of Swedes, with their light brown hair and blue eyes.... Are tatars?

Nah you lost me.

>be an American in a climate just like Sweden
>walk into the store
>cashier is like "hey there, how are you doing?"
>"good, how are you?"
>"ah good"
>go and get my things
>go to the register
>"how was your day"
>"pretty nice John, can't complain"
>"well, that's nice"
>go to leave the fucking store
>"have a nice evening"
>"you too, in spite of this damn cold, hah"

Do you people live in hell or what?

>>53556475
>talking that much
I would kill myself if that was normal here

>>53556429
what makes race

>>53556475
>clearly has a raport with the shop owner

I talk to the people who own/run stores near where I live too sometimes. Especially if it's somewhere that I will be there a few minutes.

I talk to the owners of my favourite pizza place a fair bit, as well as a corner store owner.

It's not like nobody talks to anyone here.

It's just that you don't make a lot of side conversation with someone you'll be around for like 5 seconds.

>>53556466
>tatars
Tattare isn't tatars, look it up.

And you could just you know, post hands with timestamp and we'd autistically measure the index fingers length to middle finger - ratio.

>>53556417
born here or there?

>>53556502

I live in a super small town. The educated jobs are either working at the hospital or the government lab.

>>53555457
"Hi, do you speak English?"
Works every time

t. Foreigner

>>53556527
all body features that a population has in common within some area, not just skin color

>>53556257
>Mohammedan
>race

Also,
>sverigay
>race ever war

>>53556588
>thinking race is just physical

>>53556589
DESIGNATED

>>53556609
>your brain is some abstract thinking machine without consisting of materia
ok

>>53556537
Ah, gypsies. My bad.

And still nah. I won't be posting any pictures of any part of myself on 4chan. Strict policy.

>>53556574
Why is it so hard to say "Pratar du engelska?"

>tfw one of the first times I asked that, the response was "aa"
>in Canada that sound means "Sorry could you repeat yourself?"

It was very very awkward.

>>53556574
okay but unlike you I actually try and speak Swedish, because I was in fucking Sweden. And of course they speak English, that's an insulting question

hi I'm going to move to Sweden too. be warned tb h I am half mexican

>>53556634
It's more polite than just blurting out whatever you were going to say in English

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>>53556656
DELETE THIS

STOP RUINING MY THREAD

>>53556634
>And of course they speak English, that's an insulting question
Maybe in Stockholm, since that's not even a Swedish city.

Here it's maybe 60/40.

>>53556656
Good luck with that. have you seen the application processing times on migrationsverket recently?

>>53556588
But Rosenberg told me that:
>Soul means race seen from within. And, conversely, race is the external side of a soul.

>>53556683
>tfw volunteered on a farm for 3 months and may be getting a job offer
feels good to be honest

>>53556656
BUILD
WALL
IN THE ATLANTIC

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>>53556681
jajaja no :^)
>>53556683
I'm still gonna come anyway where da white wimmin at

>>53556686
The vitality of the soul is thus necessary for the continued existence of the race.

>>53556656

>wishing you were highly educated so that you would actually add something

I almost struck out to New Zealand on a job offer. I 100% decided not to go there because their internet isn't reliable. Plus they don't have much cross-country skiing. We have parks for it here.

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>>53556686
>Rosenberg
>souls

>>53556726
>>53556754
http://www.migrationsverket.se/Privatpersoner/Arbeta-i-Sverige/Handlaggningstid.html

Dang that's not that bad by comparison.

The processing times based on family-relation are like almost 2 years now.

>>53556740
And the Americans will pay for it.

>>53556788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Z7aMbQVr0

>Drivkraften bakom den nya världsbilden, det återuppväckta Europas grund är de rassjälsliga värden som ännu inte blivit ett levande medvetande. Själ betyder ras sedd inifrån medan rasen är den fysiska utsidan av själen – själens vitalitet är sålunda livsviktig för rasens fortsatta existens.

>>53556814
>själar existerar
tippar min fedora

>>53556759
>The vitality of the soul is thus necessary for the continued existence of the race.

Is that why he considered Finns subhuman?

>>53556835
>vara stormbög
>inte kunna låttexterna utantill

What if I bring my sister with me and only allow her to have a Swedish bf?

>>53556633
>And still nah. I won't be posting any pictures of any part of myself on 4chan. Strict policy.

Favä this makes me think you're one of our regulars "Mizaki" one of his favourite schticks is to pretend hes a woman online.

Post canadian passport with stamp

also one more greentext
>tfw every time I speak Swedish swedes tell me I sound Finnish

>>53556873
Fennoswedes sound like absolute retards when they speak swedish. This is not a good thing.

>>53555655
Why are swedes and norks such ameriboos? I myself love america and such, but they are obsessed with american culture.

>>53556873

Where are you from?

I asked some friends how it was so easy to tell I wasn't French because my accent was fast and very aggressive.

>>53556867
Det är absolut Mizaki, såg det på IRC:en.

>>53556867
2lazy.

>>53556945
Except that I'm not Mizaki.

>>53556890
okay well it's not my fault so bleas no bully. Funnily enough, I'm from where most of the Finnish immigrants settled in America. My family is French Canadian though and I've never once spoken Finnish despite hearing and seeing it every now and then when I was a kid

>>53556926
Most of my social circle is neutral towards 'murica or dislikes it desu, only the real young ones or lefties like America. The older folks still remember Palmes vitriol against America and their reponse.

>Going to Sweden when you could be going to Norway

IT'S THE BEST TIME, EXCHANGE RATES ARE FAVORABLE.

Are you not white enough?

>>53556932
the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

Hello my diluted Aryan brothers (and sisters and whatever the fuck there is in Sweden now).

>>53557013
canada?

>>53557000
>tfw planning on resettling to Norway myself

they should really send me a dollar everytime i read a shit cashier stories

>current year
>thinking cashiers are even humans

>>53557000
>>53557039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g5KfYD9vfk

>>53557071
what a strange post

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>>53557078
NORWAY
YES

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>>53556867
>>53556945
NOW CAN WE ALL GET OFF MY CASE?

>>53557071
Please, let me lick you shoes, gospodin.

>>53557154
There might be someone impersonating you.

>>53557008

Even in English you guys have a tendency to slowly roll over your words. It's incredibly annoying. Just say things. I had the discomfort of going fishing with people from Wisconsin some years ago. We thought they were god-like after dealing with Californians. It had nothing to do with their dialect.

They had the audacity to think they were paying for everything on a guided river trip. When those fuckers didn't tip in Alaska. I dropped a hun because the guide taught me how to fish the sockeye. I caught my limit after that. Californians should sink into the ocean. I was so digusted by their conduct up there I can never forgive them.

Impolite, arrogant bastards.

>>53557154
>no timestamp

discarded

>>53557154
NUUK
U
U
K

>>53557289
No, I just managed to find an image that exactly fits my story, and is less then a month old.

I'm just that fucking resourceful.

>>53557330
'Mirin your google-fu, Mizaki. Tillbaka till IRC:en med dig din slynrövneger.

>>53557352
Don't be ridiculous.

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I'm considering moving to sweden for a while. I'm a handsome white male high school teacher who doesn't speak swedish. Would I be able to get work?

And since the weather here ranges from 20-45C atm and the sun rises at 5.30am and sets at 9pm, would I go insane in sweden?

>>53557401
Try asking >>53557394

I think she'd be more acquainted with the whole moving thing desu. What's your subject that you teach btw, if it's english don't bother.

>>53557401

I would guess, no.

You're not particularly welcome here and we have a hard-on for morons that aren't from the US. I only have range because doctors with an American education have lease in most places.

>>53557292
alri isac

>>53557401
>>53557463
I have no idea what the job market in teaching is or how it would feel to be an Australian here.

As a Canadian it just has milder weather and less sunlight, so it's not really a big deal at all.

>>53557468
>you're not particularly welcome here
>american flag

hmm

>>53557463
My areas are politics and philosophy, not in demand at all but I love them.

>>53557468
I don't understand what you're saying, are you saying I would be welcome or that I wouldn't be?

>>53557500
I doubt the job market for teachers is very good, most scandi countries don't have super high demand for outside teachers as they pay and treat their own well.

>>53557642
>I doubt the job market for teachers is very good, most scandi countries don't have super high demand for outside teachers as they pay and treat their own well.

Also language barrier issues unless you're intending to be a university professor.

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>>53557599

We're transitioning to immigration being very low, and forcing companies to pay a living wage. This includes refusing immigration.

Doing what is detrimental to logic? You can keep that. The best thing we could do for our country is only accepting immigrants that want to work and become excellent. Meanwhile, you can have all the rejects that chase people around for sex.

>>53557679
Yeah exactly. Honestly Sweden isn't high on my list for working in because it'd be difficult to get a job, but it would be interesting to live in a scandi country for a while. Maybe I'll look into international schools once I have some more experience.

>>53557695
Mate, hold on you do realize he's asking about moving to Sweden not America right?

>>53557752

Mentioning my flag creates the idea that we accept everyone.

We're done with that. No, you cannot come here.

My favorite cousin is married to a Columbian. I was pretty upset when his wife had to go through internship again when I was younger than her as a resident. My country has this retarded PC idea that a refugee is the same as her.

She fucking earned everything to be here and those other fuckers should get out.

>>53557873
Shut up. No one cares and no one wants to live in America.

Stop rambling about yourself.

>>53557873
What the fuck

>>53557903

>not wanting to live here

Fair enough, but I love it here. It might not be your paradise, but it's mine.

>>53557873
what the fuck are you talking about, are you drunk?

>>53557873
amen brother

>>53557953
Good for you, but this thread was not about you. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

>>53557873
I only mentioned your flag because he was inquiring about moving to Sweden, and an American flag answered "You're not welcome"

Get it?..

>yank reading comprehension

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>>53557953
same desu. I know it's cool to hate our country but I'm proud to be an American. We've got problems, sure. Trump will make America great again

>>53557961

Did I mention that we're both doctors and she had to prove that she was one?

>>53557998
he was shitposting lad

>>53556998
>lefties like america
what the fuck are you on about?

>>53558081
was a bit confused by this as well. Liberals hate us... both outside and within America

>>53558081
Menade mer amerikas kulturella hegemoni än själva landets politik, det är ju vänsterhanrejer som är mer kulturellt lika amerikaner och konsummerar deras livsstil än någon annan.

>>53558140
Never trust a swede with politics, they'll cuck themselves first and then they'll cuck anyone they hold dearly.

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Haha sweden är bög xddddd

>>53558304

Ebin.

Vi talar inte svenska

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>>53558444
Ebin tribels :DDDDD

>>53558444
jag pratar inte svenska också :D

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>>53558493

haha jåå :DDD

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> visit Germany
> Big burly proud German slaps me on my supple soft Australian shitposting ass
> "jaja, du bist so schön...brauchst du mein Deutscher Schwanz?

EN PÖK :D

>>53558728
can you drink out in public in Australia? When I was in Germany that was the craziest thing to me.

>>53558728
He wanted to give you his bratwurst

>>53558793
Lolno we can't

I got that too (I actually did visit Germany, didn't get any buttslaps though ;-;), just went to see something at the english cinema, saw a bunch of people just chilling on a hillside drinking fucking shitloads of beer

God i was so jealous

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>>53558793
>we so free
>cant even drink in public

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>>53558815
Have you heard about German cuisine?

I hear it's the WURST

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>>53558848
> you may live to see a shitposting alliance between Finns and Australians

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>>53558890
I've seen the omens before.

Same with me but I'm in germany ;_;

H-hallo mein deutsch ist sehr schlecht, konnen wir in English? ;_____;

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>>53558853
That must be a german joke. Maybe french.

>>53558957
Ich lerne Deutsch auch...wie lang hast du Deutsch gelernt?

>>53558793
>can't drink in public

is this like a commiefornia sort of things or is it federal because i have literally never heard of this

>>53559035
8 Jahre aber das war in Schule aus Kroatien und es war mir egal, jetzt lerne ich 2 monaten serios

>>53559092

It's local level in my state.

You can drink in public, but if you're just hanging out on the roads trying to have a party or something, they'll tell you to move on.

>>53559191
ein Jahre hier...es ist einfach, aber brauche ich mehr Motivation ;-;

>>53559350
>>53559350
Komm hier, wenn die migranten konnen dan konnen sie auch

>>53559546
That's what motivates me sometimes to keep going :^)
If some "FICKI FICKI" nigger can manage to learn it at least fluently enough to rape women, then surely i can go move there and actually contribute and help build the nation

>>53559585
The locals are very helpful and friendly at least where I'm staying in southern Bavaria though there are a couple that get annoyed but I can't blame them. I learned more by staying here a couple months and interacting with locals than 8 years in school in my country. This Bavarian accent everyone speaks here hilarious tho. If it ever was the time to come to Germany it's pretty much now

>>53559750
I've heard that Bavaria is better than the rest of Germany? Is it true, because I always wanted to visit a rural Bavarian town.

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>>53559750
visited North Germany myself
> try to speak German, a little flawed
> "AH YOU SPEAK ENGLISH ALLOW ME TO SWITCH LANGUAGES FOR THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION"
> mfw

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>>53559792
I've not been to any other part of the vaterland except Bavaria but I can tell you the living standard here is very high, the people are friendly and the towns/cities are comfy. Right now I'm staying in a rural town myself. There's no immigrants other than a few white Romanian and Hungarian and me ofc. But munchen is awful, I think that's for every big city tho.

>>53559880
I do this aswell, because chances are I'm better at English than they're at Norwegian, and I want the conversation to be over and done as quickly and painlessly as possible.

>>53559940
this

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>>53559899
I can see the alps from here

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>>53559899
That looks super comfy, there's just something so nice about quiet, rural towns.

Also, no immigrants is nice too.

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>>53559940
>>53560024

>>53556276
Shut the fuck up you dumb dyke before I slap you with my dick so hard I knock you straight again

>>53560202
Calm down mister internet badass, you know I'm right.

>>53560228
I know you're a lesbian, which automatically makes you mentally ill and therefore your opinion is invalid

>>53560244
Not according to DSM-V.

Checkmate, nerd.

>>53560244
Edgy.

>>53560271

Don't Sweden yes me.

>>53560291
>Canada
>sorry

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>>53560133
> niggers want to destroy this

why didn't we wipe them out

>>53560310
Not now Belarus

>>53560348
I came here to belaruse you.

>Wife and I playing a game and we can't seem to decide which language to speak.

OP aint seen confusion.

>>53559880
>be in schleswig-holstein
>nobody knows english
>that i can say ich spreche nicht deutsch apparently means I'm fluent and understand them even if they speak really fast and use complex sentences
the "everyone in sweden knows german meme" is real

>>53558245
Tell me about working in Norge during summer, pls.