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I'll start
>travel
>people assume I'm american
>get pissed
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I've been shot before
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>>53553278
story?
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I'm poor, dumb, hairy and ugly
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I like cheese.
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had sex with several sheep
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>lumberjack
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>speak with thick accent
>like cricket and follow AFL
>drink beer a lot
>say cunt a lot
>dislike lebs
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i own guns, eat at mcdonalds and have gotten shot
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>>53553220
I'm brown
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>>53553220
>so where in America are you from?
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I love hockey to the exclusion of all other sports.
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job in engineering
like beer
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>>53553278
Shot by semen on your face?
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>crooked front tooth
>pale af
>sissy brit boy
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I fit into a number of the stereotypes but the irritating one is that it's assumed that I'm uneducated. I mean, most of the ignorant shithead Americans don't have the money to travel abroad anymore.
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>>53553220
shut the fuck up faggot
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>>53553220
i eat potatoes i guess
i dont drink much though
im something of a nationalist
what other stereotypes are there about irisb people
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>charismatic and intelligent
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>fat
>stupid
>monolingual
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>>53553220
I'm a twisted fucking psychopath with a wicked sense of humour.
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>>53553278
>BE
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>>53553482
see pic
>>53553456
oh, also i emigrated
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>>53553220
What exactly are the Finnish stereotypes besides
>mongols
?
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I'm lazy as fuck.
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>>53553549
autistic
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>>53553473

What will really fuck you off is taking the time to learn French and having them pretend that they don't understand you because of their accent. The French do it to people from Quebec and people from Quebec do it to Americans. It's supremely stupid.
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>>53553587

*your
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>>53553220
I'm fat and ethnic
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I really, really love burgers.
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>>53553220
Why would you get upset by that? We speak essentially the same dialect of English as most Americans, especially American media.

Literally why.

I expect people to assume I'm American. I just politely say "Nah, Canadian" if they happen to ask.

>the adorable swedes whose english is so poor that they think I'm from the UK.
HOW CUTE
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>>53553571
So this is just about /int/ stereotypes? Well then no I don't fit the stereotypes
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I´m narco
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>chicano
>manlet
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>clap in the theater and after bumpy plane landings
>unironically believe america to be better than all other countries despite evidence + education + vagueness of the word "better"
>eat fast food regularly
>dislike groups of people until im actually face to face with individuals and im very nice and i like them
>walk lost visitors in my city all the way to their destination
>when I was in Europe i'd open conversations with "what do you do (for work)?"
>tip 20-25%
>always politely ask if euros speak English (reply is usually chuckling and then "yes of course")
>learned to drive in a pick-up truck
>grew up in a house with 5 bedrooms and it was affordable
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I'm overweight
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>>53553711
well, do you like Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge?
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>>53553549
drunk and anti-social
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I say "like," "dude," or "man" habitually.
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>when canadians think they arent americans
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I unironically dress like a lumberjack frequently... jeans, boots for walking on trails, and plaid work shirts.
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>>53553344
Underchecked 2bh
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>>53553896
I think that's true for most accents here to be honest
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I often have BBQs
Can't remember ever eating a meal without meat
Live within 30 minutes to the beach
Say things like "Yeah nah", "maaate", "ken oath"
Binge drink almost daily
Used to be a Surf Life Saver
Travel a lot
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>>53553338
>dislike lebs
>Displaying lack of experience with arabs since lebs are top tier
Seriously bad as lebs are they're at least partially capable of coexisting with (some) other religious groups which makes them stand apart from the general arab community
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>>53553278
i too have been shot
hunting accident btw
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>>53553986
Yeah, but I'm actually Californian.
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>3 Americans in this thread have been shot
you cant make this shit up
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>>53554113
Stop hanging out with Dick Cheney
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>watch hockey
>say eh all the time
>survive -35 winters
>friendly guy
>son of hard working brown immigrants

Sikhs ARE brotier
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>>53553220
>I smoke the marijuana
>Stereotypical farmland ontario accent
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I'm Jewish. Here goes:

>brown curly hair
>got started with amateur investing using my Bar Mitzvah money
>I have at least 5 uncles/ cousins on both sides of my family that are either doctors or lawyers
>My dad is a lawyer
>I unironically own a piece of jewgold on a necklace that my grandmother got me from Israel.
>I'm not kosher, but still not a big fan of pork.
>All the women in my family are stacked as fuck.
>ALL OF THEM

matzohballsspillingoutofmytallis.goy
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>>53553220
How are Canadians not Americans?
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>>53554186
farmland ontario accent? I was just up by T'under bae and what a hole that place was. Countryside was cool though, do you live in that area?
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>>53554186
How often do you go out fer a rip?
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>>53554051

I assume you live next to the beach because geographically, everything else appears to be a fucking dead zone.
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>>53554297
I'd kill to be jew.
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>>53554602
Yep, as does 90-95% of the population
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>>53554616
At least you still have your foreskin :( Hope I can get mine regenerated someday kek.
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>>53554113
what's the recovery process like?
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>thick accent
>surrounded by farmland
>say "eh" and "sorry" a lot
>drink tim's everyday
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>>53553220
Be white
People don't believe I'm Brazilian
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>>53554725
Sex is better when you're circumcised.
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>>53554297
Please tell me your last name is Goldstein.
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I shitpost
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>>53553220

pick the one of four

1. american 2. austrailian 3. british 4. irish
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>>53554737
mine wasn't really that severe
my buddy shot at a squirrel on a tree with a shotgun a bit too hastily as i was behind the tree
my leg ate a few pellets which i assume ricocheted considering they didn't do that much damage
went to the hospital and they patched me up pretty well
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>>53554741
>tfw you're a minnesotan so you can related to the first 3 but not the 4th

I want some tims donuts so bad right now
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>>53554517
desu in the summer a coupl times a week

>>53554324
nah, im about an hour or so NW of the GTA

sounds close to the city but i have a corn farm like 2 minutes walk away, and a forest about a 5 minute walk
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>>53553220

>travel to argentina
>be white
>"where are from Portugal?"
>"I'm Brazilian, from SP"
>Argentinians start to ignore me
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>>53554616

If it wasn't for having extensive genes to the contrary myself, I'd be a horrific troll. The full Ashkenazi Jews look absolutely fucked and are like pygmies.

>go to Israel
>walk around next to the wall
>guy ushers me over
>"are you jewish"
>"well yeah my mother is I don..."
>"AH"
>wraps some shit around my arm and puts a hat on me

I've been had.
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>>53554911
>tfw timbits
based desu
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>>53554967
stop

all i want is an old fashioned glazed ;_;
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>>53555092
come to krispy kreme
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>>53553220
>generally pretty quiet
>get a bit of liquor in me
>become a loud annoying asshole
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>>53555151
fug krispy kreme. there's a reason they closed down in my city.
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>>53555223
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I am beautiful
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>American Colony
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>>53554911
do you ever come up to winnipeg minnibro?
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>>53554827
t. biomedical company owner who makes a fuckton of shekels processing stolen infant foreskins into expensive fibroblast-based anti-aging products.

>>53554844
Kek, actually it's Harris. It was changed from Herzburg at Ellis Island when my Great grandfather came here from Russia. It's funny, my nose is small and I have an Anglo last name, so nobody ever thinks I'm Jewish. People who learn so are always surprised.
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>>53554911
They don't have Tims in Minnesota? They're all over Michigan
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>>53554170
FUCK OFF SANDNIGGER
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>apologize for nothing
>smoke weed
>say 'dude' and 'bro' a lot
>been able to ice skate for as long as ive been able to walk
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I like Tequila.
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>>53558098
>FUCK OFF SANDNIGGER
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>>53553220
>hate immigrants
>drink beers
>love barbeques
>gf is tanned, blonde haired and has blue eyes
>say mate a lot
>say cunt a lot
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>>53553704
åland
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>>53553415
post bp
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>>53554911
Do you guys really still say "uff då" when someone gets hurt?
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>>53553220
People assume I'm Canadian, but when I say i'm from northern Washington they start judging for some reason.

Fuck it, so what if I'm American.
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>>53554114
>>53553896
same here dude
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>>53554114
Cali is just a warm Washington, let that sink in dude
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I'm slightly autistic (yet I have extremely qt gf you fucking losers lmao)
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I am literally a 5'9" Mexican who was born in Mexico and came to the US illegally at a very young age, not even memeing.
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>>53558527
Why does Scandinavia (I guess you can be part of the club for this one, you Mongolian shit) still use "loser" as an insult? I haven't even heard it spoken in years, but I hear it in norwegian/swedish rap.
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>>53554827
>americucks actually believe this

>>53554801
>everytime someone sees a pic of me
>i thought brazilians were darker
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>>53558582
I guess it's due to fact we have loan words like "luuseri" that we use frequently

Don't know about Swedes/Norwegians, might apply to them as well
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>>53558582
They're so used to losing in life, it's the only insult that comes to mind.
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>>53553220
I have racemixed alot with immigrant girls. Had more immigrant girls than Swedish
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>>53558708
Are you white? Have you fucked Muslim girls? Black ones?
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>>53558708
ja må han leva
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>>53558708
you know that racemix=having children right?
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I did contemplate suicide at one point in my life
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>>53558708
Me too, I've only fucked one White American chick, and 10 foreign/swarthy chicks.
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>>53558799
only one?
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>>53553220
Brits saw my accent but they didn't assume I was American. They knew something was different. Been asked if I was Canadian 4/5 times meeting new people here (y)

I'm doing my country proud.
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Brit here

I often drink tea, have a southern accent, enjoy sarcasm and downplay everything
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>believe strongly in the right to bear arms
>care a lot about my Arbëreshë heritage, despite being only 12.5% Arbëreshë
>conservative
>only language I'm fully fluent in is English (I know a decent bit of German, not sure what constitutes "speaking" German, though)
>hate Islam and dislike Muslims
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>fear walking past a stranger when outside
>don't know if I should look them in the eyes, look down or to the side
>walk manually
>every outside moment of my life is a nightmare
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I fucking love tea
And k have stained eeth
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>>53559392
Is this due to high levels of autism or do you live in an immigrant enclave in Oslo?
I feel you if you're socially anxious, I do the same shit...
>walk to bus stop to get to work every morning
>pass neighbors walking dogs
>can't look down because it's rude and awkward
>have to greet them
>stare at them for long time as they approach, too distant to greet them yet
>say "...morning" under my breath as they near
>they don't hear it, I think
>they say "good morning"
>I say "GOOD MORNING" again, lously and awkwardly
>they probably heard me the first time
>mfw I just yelled "GOOD MORNING" at a stranger even though I already said it
>rush to bus stop 4 blocks away
>usually pass another person walking their dog on the way there
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>>53553220
>gypsies have tried to steal my bike twice in my life, at 10 and at 14
>I take a shower once three days
But I'm not swarthy as you may think, dank memers.
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>>53554642
Besides some Polynesian cannibals I guess. Do they even take part in censuses?

>>53559392
That's a stereotype for every 4chan users, I'm the same and I'm sure that here it's even worse to be anxious - the 2nd world eastern Europe has a metrosexual culture where they pick on the lean ones. Do they do the same in Norway? Or are they afraid of the church-burning beta uprising?
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>>53553220
I'm a spic and a manlet
there are no Uruguay specific memes (I think), but I do smoke dem weedz and am white
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>>53559817
>I'm a spic
>am white
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>>53553220
>slow and capped internet
>been seriously injured by wildlife
>sunburnt
>property damaged from fire and flood
>can see five spiders from where I am right now
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