>people assume I'm american
I fit into a number of the stereotypes but the irritating one is that it's assumed that I'm uneducated. I mean, most of the ignorant shithead Americans don't have the money to travel abroad anymore.
oh, also i emigrated
What will really fuck you off is taking the time to learn French and having them pretend that they don't understand you because of their accent. The French do it to people from Quebec and people from Quebec do it to Americans. It's supremely stupid.
Why would you get upset by that? We speak essentially the same dialect of English as most Americans, especially American media.
I expect people to assume I'm American. I just politely say "Nah, Canadian" if they happen to ask.
>the adorable swedes whose english is so poor that they think I'm from the UK.
>clap in the theater and after bumpy plane landings
>unironically believe america to be better than all other countries despite evidence + education + vagueness of the word "better"
>eat fast food regularly
>dislike groups of people until im actually face to face with individuals and im very nice and i like them
>walk lost visitors in my city all the way to their destination
>when I was in Europe i'd open conversations with "what do you do (for work)?"
>always politely ask if euros speak English (reply is usually chuckling and then "yes of course")
>learned to drive in a pick-up truck
>grew up in a house with 5 bedrooms and it was affordable
well, do you like Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge?
I often have BBQs
Can't remember ever eating a meal without meat
Live within 30 minutes to the beach
Say things like "Yeah nah", "maaate", "ken oath"
Binge drink almost daily
Used to be a Surf Life Saver
Travel a lot
>Displaying lack of experience with arabs since lebs are top tier
Seriously bad as lebs are they're at least partially capable of coexisting with (some) other religious groups which makes them stand apart from the general arab community
I'm Jewish. Here goes:
>brown curly hair
>got started with amateur investing using my Bar Mitzvah money
>I have at least 5 uncles/ cousins on both sides of my family that are either doctors or lawyers
>My dad is a lawyer
>I unironically own a piece of jewgold on a necklace that my grandmother got me from Israel.
>I'm not kosher, but still not a big fan of pork.
>All the women in my family are stacked as fuck.
>ALL OF THEM
mine wasn't really that severe
my buddy shot at a squirrel on a tree with a shotgun a bit too hastily as i was behind the tree
my leg ate a few pellets which i assume ricocheted considering they didn't do that much damage
went to the hospital and they patched me up pretty well
>tfw you're a minnesotan so you can related to the first 3 but not the 4th
I want some tims donuts so bad right now
desu in the summer a coupl times a week
nah, im about an hour or so NW of the GTA
sounds close to the city but i have a corn farm like 2 minutes walk away, and a forest about a 5 minute walk
If it wasn't for having extensive genes to the contrary myself, I'd be a horrific troll. The full Ashkenazi Jews look absolutely fucked and are like pygmies.
>go to Israel
>walk around next to the wall
>guy ushers me over
>"are you jewish"
>"well yeah my mother is I don..."
>wraps some shit around my arm and puts a hat on me
I've been had.
all i want is an old fashioned glazed ;_;
t. biomedical company owner who makes a fuckton of shekels processing stolen infant foreskins into expensive fibroblast-based anti-aging products.
Kek, actually it's Harris. It was changed from Herzburg at Ellis Island when my Great grandfather came here from Russia. It's funny, my nose is small and I have an Anglo last name, so nobody ever thinks I'm Jewish. People who learn so are always surprised.
Why does Scandinavia (I guess you can be part of the club for this one, you Mongolian shit) still use "loser" as an insult? I haven't even heard it spoken in years, but I hear it in norwegian/swedish rap.
Brits saw my accent but they didn't assume I was American. They knew something was different. Been asked if I was Canadian 4/5 times meeting new people here (y)
I'm doing my country proud.
>believe strongly in the right to bear arms
>care a lot about my Arbëreshë heritage, despite being only 12.5% Arbëreshë
>only language I'm fully fluent in is English (I know a decent bit of German, not sure what constitutes "speaking" German, though)
>hate Islam and dislike Muslims
Is this due to high levels of autism or do you live in an immigrant enclave in Oslo?
I feel you if you're socially anxious, I do the same shit...
>walk to bus stop to get to work every morning
>pass neighbors walking dogs
>can't look down because it's rude and awkward
>have to greet them
>stare at them for long time as they approach, too distant to greet them yet
>say "...morning" under my breath as they near
>they don't hear it, I think
>they say "good morning"
>I say "GOOD MORNING" again, lously and awkwardly
>they probably heard me the first time
>mfw I just yelled "GOOD MORNING" at a stranger even though I already said it
>rush to bus stop 4 blocks away
>usually pass another person walking their dog on the way there
Besides some Polynesian cannibals I guess. Do they even take part in censuses?
That's a stereotype for every 4chan users, I'm the same and I'm sure that here it's even worse to be anxious - the 2nd world eastern Europe has a metrosexual culture where they pick on the lean ones. Do they do the same in Norway? Or are they afraid of the church-burning beta uprising?