What does the french warflag look like?
white eagle on white background.
Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors?
To keep an eye on the warfront.
French rifle for sale: Never used, only dropped once.
How do you get a french soldier to charge forward?
Attack from the back.
Tried to call france the other day.
it was occupied.
if 911 happened in france, they'd have to look for osama all over the middle east to surrender.
Feel free to give me your best shot frenchies.
Hard mode: nothing about refugees
how many bombers does it take to roast german children?
as many as the eternal anglo has at his disposal
Says the guy whose colonies did all of the work.
>what is jena
>what is friedland
>what is verdun
You talk a lot of shit for someone who managed to defeat France exactly once in her entire history.
what's that? there are still germans alive? well we can't jolly well be having that can we
George W. Bush is meeting with three officers: one from the Navy, one from the Army, and one from the Air Force. They are briefing him on the previous day's progress in the Afghanistan War.
The Army officer steps forward and says, "Mr. President, I regret to inform you that three Brazilian soldiers perished in combat yesterday."
The president's face drains of color. His eyes fill with tears as he buries his head in his trembling hands. Barely containing himself, he staggers to his feet and crosses the Oval Office to a window, where he leans against the window frame and stares out into the rain for a long moment.
The three officers quickly glance at each other, shaken by the president's emotional state, but also moved by his concern for the losses of an allied nation.
Finally, Bush returns to the officers. With the face of a man desperately seeking solace in a tempest beyond his control, he looks the Army officer in the face, and with a shaking voice says, "Tell me, how many is a brazillion?"
How do you call CAPCOM in France?
>managed to defeat France exactly once in her entire history.
After a decree in the Bundestag today the German people have agreed to instate a new official meaning to the German flag.
The black is to be inclusive and represent the new Germans.
The red is to signify the economic challenges involved in housing the new citizens.
The yellow is the colour of a German womans underwear after walking the streets alone.
Jews asking camp comanding officer, for dance party in the camp
Jews ask who going to play music for us?
Officer responds: Hans on MG42
Jews asking comanding officer for windows in baracks
Officer agrees, but under one condition, whoever will try to take a look by window, will get shoot by sniper...
Jews akcepted condition
Next day Jews wake up in glasshouse