French jokes What does the french warflag look like? white eagle

this made me lol

gonna save this creative pasta

>>53550200
Why did the french suck a dogs stiffy? Because hes a french

President Reagan telling Soviet jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

And here, ladies and gentleman, you see a prime example of German humor.

>>53550270
fucking gold

>>53550200
If you throw a German and a feather out of a tree, which of the two hits the ground first?

The feather, because there's a rope around the German's neck

>>53550685
same scenario, but who hits the ground first?
frenchman or feather?
feather, the ground hits the frenchman.

>>53550685
Aww, I was hoping for a bicycle joke.

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how many bombers does it take to roast german children?

as many as the eternal anglo has at his disposal

>>53550919
oohh is that the famed british dark humor?
cause that is daaark

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>>53550919
Says the guy whose colonies did all of the work.

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>>53550200
dohohoho
>what is jena
>what is friedland
...
>what is verdun

You talk a lot of shit for someone who managed to defeat France exactly once in her entire history.

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>>53551046
>>53550962
what's that? there are still germans alive? well we can't jolly well be having that can we

>>53551087
It's okay, it's just jokes. Thanks for defending us though

What do pink floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their first big hit was the wall!

>>53551273
What separates man from the animals?

The Mediterranean

what do you call intelligent people in the US?
Tourists

what's the difference between a finnish wedding and a finnish funeral?
There is one less drunk person at the funeral.

>>53551366
George W. Bush is meeting with three officers: one from the Navy, one from the Army, and one from the Air Force. They are briefing him on the previous day's progress in the Afghanistan War.

The Army officer steps forward and says, "Mr. President, I regret to inform you that three Brazilian soldiers perished in combat yesterday."

The president's face drains of color. His eyes fill with tears as he buries his head in his trembling hands. Barely containing himself, he staggers to his feet and crosses the Oval Office to a window, where he leans against the window frame and stares out into the rain for a long moment.

The three officers quickly glance at each other, shaken by the president's emotional state, but also moved by his concern for the losses of an allied nation.

Finally, Bush returns to the officers. With the face of a man desperately seeking solace in a tempest beyond his control, he looks the Army officer in the face, and with a shaking voice says, "Tell me, how many is a brazillion?"

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>>53550200
How do you call CAPCOM in France?
Crêpescom. Hahahahaha

why do canadians drink their milk right in the store they bought it in?
Because the package says 'open here'
oh no wait, canadians drink milk from fucking PLASTIC BAGS

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>>53551087
>managed to defeat France exactly once in her entire history.

>>53550200
The funniest part of this post is the fact it was written by a German, a member of a country that surrender to France in WWI and in WWII too.

why was david copperfields poland tour so unsuccessful?
The polish are pretty used to stuff disappearing.

why are you not supposed to laugh when a polish person gets into a car accident?
Because it could be your car.

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>>53551538
>to France

how do you stop a german from drowning?
take your foot off his head

why do get polish babys get two smacks on the bottom when they are born?
One, so they start breathing,
and the other so they drop the nurses watch.

what happens when you fail your driving test three times in the netherlands?
You get a yellow license plate.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees on both sides?
So the Germans can march in the shade.
>>53551430
Kek'd. I miss making fun of George Bush.

>>53551644
i dont get it

>>53551688
i dont get it

>>53551788
Poles like to steal and the Dutch use yellow license plates

>>53551788
polish people steal stuff
every license plate in the netherlands is yellow

>>53550200
After a decree in the Bundestag today the German people have agreed to instate a new official meaning to the German flag.


The black is to be inclusive and represent the new Germans.

The red is to signify the economic challenges involved in housing the new citizens.

The yellow is the colour of a German womans underwear after walking the streets alone.

>>53551692
Yeah that's one of the better ones I reckon.

i'm afraid the only jokes about germans i know is about how our different football clubs hate each other.

>>53552226
i got one about bavarians
what's a bavarian?
the missing link between austrian and human

GERMAN
HUMOUR

>>53552320
it's very funny, ja?

>>53552447
Ack ja, zank du Herr anon

>>53551430
kek

>>53552226
GIB

Jews asking camp comanding officer, for dance party in the camp
Oficer agrees
Jews ask who going to play music for us?
Officer responds: Hans on MG42


Jews asking comanding officer for windows in baracks
Officer agrees, but under one condition, whoever will try to take a look by window, will get shoot by sniper...
Jews akcepted condition
Next day Jews wake up in glasshouse