>yfw you realize that there is not a single female poster on /int/
>tfw there was one and she said she wouldn't be my gf
beta rebellion soon
>all these role playing sissies
If you're going to claim to be a woman you must post FEET.
I haven't seen the show, only the movie pal
I know that as a Minnesota resident i need to watch it, i just haven't had the time.
it's been on my list of things to watch for a while now. i have to get through this one anime and that murderer show on netflix first though
/int/ is a normie board friend
/r9k/ contributes even less to the board.
I feel like normies would not use an anonymous internet board to meet women.
If there are women here, I want them to keep posting their inane opinions without drawing attention to gender.
my boyfriend gets mad that I visit /int/ so often
it's better this way. having a 4chan bf would be terrible
I expected that I would have a hardon when I hear you read that woman-degrading copypasta and that I would have a good wank, but I just ended up bursting in laughter and I completely lost my boner while laughing so hard
What kind of men do /int/ femanons like?
t. lanklet nerd
>10th grade in highschool
>some girl from other class would come up to me and talk about random shit
>literally random shit
>all smiles and giggles
>thought she was boring and gave short answers most of the time to make her leave
>she gave up after 3 months
>mfw she probably wanted muh dick but it was too fucking dense
>mfw she wasnt bad looking
how do i keep going lads?
i'm a ~female~ and i shitpost as a guy 99% of the time
the only time i see people calling attention to their gender is on generals or threads like this where it's specifically called out
>I feel like normies would not use an anonymous internet board to meet women
yeah that's fucking weird. keep the /r9k/ on /r9k/
hunter x hunter
do grills know about male masturbation and how frequent men do it?
Femanons what's your excuse for not squatting heavy?
Yeah I grew up in a town with alot of Mexican people
not yet, he just started seriously applying this week. i think we're giving it until the end of spring-ish and then reconsidering things if nothing happens by then
move is boring as fuck since i've been a semi-NEET this last three weeks. at least i start my job next monday though
what the fuck does this mean
>mfw there are depressed virgins on /int/
if you're out there, know that the one posting this is just like you
>I have a boyfriend
I knew this was coming.
Can you not tell i'm being autistic?
So is that stressful since he's already up there with you, or? Well, either way I hope it's not too shitty whatever way it goes.
Next Monday, what is you title for your job, you're a computer engineer right?
that's why I save and repost their photos
4chan is my main form of socialization with other people, and one of my top interests is studying languages and learning about other countries. So with /int/, what isn't there for me to love?
he's not up here with me :( he's only moving up IF he finds a job. i'll hopefully be going down there to see him on valentine's day though
yeah i think it's software engineer or developer
>posting full face on 4chan
>tfw I've gotten some kek replies
>no one would laugh if they knew I was a girl
Oh I thought he was staying with you until he found a job. Gotcha. Well good luck with your new job!
My bf just got past the first hurdle in getting his Lithuanian citizenship so we're getting somewhere with him getting here with that EU passport. Now he just needs to take his language fluency tests. Woo!
The more you know, huh.
Yes, gondola is one of my favorite things right now. It's the coziest and most feeling mene I have seen in a long time, very beautiful.
t. androgynous girl
This place is full of people who are fucked in the head, including women
Autistic girls >>>> normie """"""""""""""""""girls"""""""""""""""
Yeah, that's somewhat true. It's more like I can come here in the off time when I am done studying actual stuff, and enjoy the banter and superior Finish memes. Also, for a few weeks a while ago there was a toki pona/Esperanto/lojban thread every day, and I was all over that. I created the Esperanto board on handicap chan a year (2 years?) ago and it's pretty slow. The toki pona threads here were really fun and brought me back here although it's been a while since the toki pona russians were around.
>My bf just got past the first hurdle in getting his Lithuanian citizenship
nah it's the easiest place to get attention. i could just post a picture of my collarbones and be flooded be beta orbiters. why do you think someone made this thread >>53524324 in the first place?
To banter and chat with my international friends. Occasionally learn something and discuss culture/language.
Is it so wrong...
This...I am not looking for a bf or for attention to improve my self-esteem, I just genuinely get along best with 4chan people after years of being here every day. it's sort of a curse and t is probably a self-perpetuating thing. If I stopped coming here I could probably hang around regular people. But that seems so intimidating. A friend from 4chan understands the same kind of jokes and stuff that I do. Pathetic but true.
He's currently a Russian citizen which means he's not EU, which means he has to apply for a visa to go anywhere, and it's frustrating and takes forever. He speaks Lithuanian and has ancestry so he is allowed to apply for citizenship. Makes our lives easier.
you were the one who dated the argie in the other thread right?
i wouldn't mind dating someone who browses 4chan but i don't think i could ever meet someone through 4chan. my current bf almost never posts here
Oh I thought you were making a joke. They're not too similar, I'd say Yoopers are more similar to Minnesotans than Wisconsin is.
I was probably here before you were anyway
Yea he was posting a bunch of them and another guy tried getting /lang/ generals going again too. I don't speak the meme language tho. Moving to Colombia in two months so I'm focusing on spanish.
Obviously I think it's wrong. I'm not very normie, but I at least grew up with a conservative mom and liberal dad and I have two (mostly apolitical) sisters so I know /r9k/'s and /pol/'s perception of women is pretty wrong (well it's only true for a small minority of women).
Yes, but in my situation there were to many extraneous variables. She was almost a decade older than me and we could not meet each other physically.
We kept it up under the guise we would meet in the far future but underneath we both pretty much knew it would never happen, I think that cause a lot of fights. She was even upset when I didnt have sex with a girl I knew but then at the same time got upset when she thought I was flirting with girls irl.
It was too complicated, maybe if it was in person it could have worked but even the age gap was ridiculous
No soy una chicana, mi mamá nació en inglaterra y mi papa es estadounidense bien gringo/guero...aprendi español gracias a una mezcla de chicanos y inmigrantes de mexico
These are always most autistic threads. Statistically it's inevitable that /int/ would be at least 20% female.
Unless hot Brazilian girls want to post their navels, pose seductively and accept my marriage proposals then who cares?
Big facial features, palish skin, medium-long length hair (I prefer dark but I'm not picky). Has a clean cut/shave if he doesn't want a beard instead of leaving pubes on his face.
Typical t-shirt, jeans and boots/trainers.
Not being offended by shit, same humour (general imageboard shit), silly but serious when needed. Can't really think of much
Heh. Well maybe I will try making one sometime. I reallt want to make an Esperanto thread but out of the anons on here who speak it there is a guy who just spams walls of text for no reason and won't reply to me in Esperanto when I talk to him...
my toki pona is basic and i dont think my power level is high enough for lojban
how often do cute female posters get drunk and stay up until 5am posting on /int/ until they've wrung every last drop of joy from this place, and end up going to bed out of sheer boredom and dissatisfaction
It was a nine year age gap, coupled with the other variables, I should have never decided to speak with her
She actually only posted her worst looking pictures, she had an odd taste and hated the pictures that I thought were attractive, im surprised you didnt think she was older
>better luck in your future gf endeavors
Thanks, and yes it was a little craxy
Why are your eyes pink? Did you catch pink eye from a homeless man's flatulence? These are the important questions which your fans demand the answer to.
why do you think we're here
You should! I feel like /lang/ generals are a better idea since they would attract more people. Then you can introduce new people to pona or Esperanto that are already language-inclined.
>My power levels aren't high enough
Don't doubt yourself. Your power levels have to be pretty high if you browse the worst board on 4chan.
>Has anyone ever hooked up on /int/ before?
No. But I'm keeping my hopes up high.
We literally have natsoc qts in our general...
Hearing your voice makes me want to protect you.
Is UK very dangerous?I want to go there and defend you from muslims.Seriously,I want to exerce power in your life,to enlighten you while yayyyyy
ayyyyyyyyyywhat the fuck is this shit
I'm not...it's pretty easy to try having sex if you're a girl, and since most people want to be normies, they try it because that's what a normal person is supposed to do. I tried it and found out I don't like sex, though.
I cybered with a guy from here like 5 years ago...(I don't remember how long /int/ has been here but it was years ago is what I am saying). Was ok but I don't think I will do it again, the dynamics are no good, because if you take a Bernd and show him affection he will get attached, and me being an emotionally closed off/underdeveloped person, it only ended in bad things, which I regret because I shouldn't have given affection I wasn't capable of maintaining. So, not worth it, to stop everyone from having a bad time.
I think I am capable of learning lojban but I don't think I have the willpower. I can waste time on other conlangs but once I get to that one...it takes so much memorization effort that I just feel like stopping and focusing on a natlang with my time, instead. I feel the same when I learn latin...It would be "cool" to know latin, but you have to get all those declensions down, and in the time spent doing that I would rather spend on something else.
It makes me so angry that people abuse children like that, and you just fap to it.
Not everyone is a complete assburger here. Some of us are just a bit antisocial with strange interests, but not a complete waste of space.
I do acting classes and things, and have a fairly regular life, I just don't go out that much.
anime italian has posted face many times, i don't have them
i don't have proofs of the russian girl but i think i'm pretty good at identifying other girls over guys who are just pretending
Well,let me know when they're knocking on your door or something
How do you know about Vímara Peres? :O
just fucking report it and shut the fuck up,i don't understand why you reply while you're probably fapping in the meantime
No, as in it's illegal content which usually is insta banned when reported, might not be arrested due to proxies and... Poland.
Pretty much the same way I feel. I know it would be fun, but I'm not sure if its worth. Esperanto would definitely help with other languages too.
Do you have any of the /lang/ general pics saved? You should start one desu.
Remember this old nursery rhyme next time you try to argue morals with a pole: Poles don't have souls.
GIRLS GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY /int/
why can't i stop sexualising femanons? i've never even seen one and yet all i want to do is suck and kiss every one of their body parts and then put a baby in them
just plain fat m8
also that girl has a nice bod but her face looks like it belongs on an 12 year old
normalfags too, you have other places to hang out
>The term "Chicano" had negative connotations before the Chicano Movement, and still is viewed negatively by more conservative members of this community, but it over time gained more acceptance as an identity of pride within the Mexican-American community in the United States. Still, many American-born Mexicans view the term to be distracting, as it often represents a refusal to identify with either Mexican or American identities, while Mexicans from Mexico usually aren't familiar with or do not identify with the term. The pro-indigenous/Mestizo nature of Chicano nationalism is cemented in the nature of Mexican national identity, in which the culture is heavily syncretic between indigenous and Spanish cultures, and where 60% of the population is Mestizo, and another 30% are indigenous, with the remaining 10% being of European heritage and others racial/ethnic groups. Ultimately it was the experience of the Mexican American in the United States which culminated in the creation of a Chicano identity.
It's still regarded negatively.
Bit too autistic, which makes it perfect.
If you can't see the humour in this you probably aren't
How does a shirt even get that dirty? Is that actually cum that's been sitting there for a year?
Because when we think about girls we think about generic normie girls who are fun to fuck but only care about instagram, nail polish and gossip, so it's fascinating to contemplate a nerdy autist girl who's like an offline /int/ and also fuggable
Not yet thank god. All it takes is black people using it on twitter then fuckfags posting the screencaps on leddit then we lose spurdo too just like pepe.
T-thanks g-god o-otherwise I w-would n-not s-stop s-stuttering
Femanons know that they have lewd feet. They just choose not to share them.
No you wouldn't. Just by saying that means you wouldn't. Bad gfs are those that are confident and unwilling to change or be sensitive. By being insecure about your gf-skills, you will constantly seek to improve, self-reflect and please
>tfw you accidently banter a qt american grill too hard
Haha. Nice try normie scum. Had me for a sec
>There are qt brazilian girls sitting on their bundas shitposting on /int/ RIGHT NOW
>There are qt pure italian girls from piemonte posting on /int/ RIGHT NOW
>it's pretty easy to try having sex if you're a girl
I'm still waiting for true gender equality so the initiative also comes from gals and not only guys.
t. sexually frustrated male
>tfw girls reply to you who wouldn't even look at you in real life
I want a girl that's behaves kind of like a human cat
She takes care of herself with thorough bathing and exercise, but otherwise likes to sit around watching anime or reading etc. I can just pick her up and take her to the bed to fuck or start petting her random. Every so often she comes and sits on my lap and naps
>tfw Chubak is ded
2014 truly was the best year.
Nahh I really tried it before, I was a guy's gf for a long time. While I wasn't evil or anything, I don't want to do that again. Literally all I care about is posting on forums, speaking Esperanto, and doing other stupid hobbies like that. I don't like physical affection and I wouldn't travel the distance to meet up with someone unless they were into my hobbies. In other words, I am self-aware that I am shallow emotionally, and really only worth having as a friend, if that.
>She takes care of herself with thorough bathing and exercise, but otherwise likes to sit around watching anime or reading etc. I can just pick her up and take her to the bed to fuck or start petting her random. Every so often she comes and sits on my lap and naps
I have this exact same fantasy
the initiative does come from girls as well but only to attractive men. I mean if you are talking about when you just want to go on a casual date or something then sure that needs to change.
What the fuck?? why not just get fleshlight and a cat if that's all you want...
The girls who are first to do that are always the fattest ones (the most desperate)
At least in this fat shithole country
Meh, in the desperate state i'm in i really don't care about her nose
>there are qt british girls on /int/
>they live literally at the other end of the country from you
Femanon has feet like this, and yet she won't post them.
I miss him too.
He posted in February. Might have since then but he's pretty much gone.
Also, this Lebanon is ded.
>I will be 30 soon
Same here, but hey, I had a gf for half a year.
We didn't have sex tho...
You can guess who this is. Won't say it.
I like him even though he shitposts a lot.
That's true...So I would I. I think. I don't use chat clients anymore because it's too stressful to maintain a "friendship" that way. I find more connectivity with people in these temporary anonymous settings. Also, I don't think there is a point to me being someone's friend...I'm not emotonally supportive, I just mimic the things that "nice" people do so I seem nice, when really I'm only interested in myself. I don't know, anon.
Y... You mean you would tape the fleshlight to the cat? Because I think there would be several issues with that. For one, cats are pressure sensitive and the fleshlight would throw it off balance. Secondly, looking your cat in the eye after what you have done would be near impossible. Not that the cat would care, to cats eye contact is a sign of aggression.
>when you realize that time has gone and you'll never in your life again get the chance to experience these things
I believe all people, barring mental disorders, can be social and find a love one day.
Too many people on /int/, myself included, have been hurt in the past and therefore are scared of the future. Kind of like the world today.
The good thing is time heals.
If you ever want to find a friend, just know that /int/ has some decent people on it. Though I would recommend staying anonymous.
Because you've never looked at my fav list on sadpanda
>never shows it in her pics
That's not true
I don't even know how to meet women. All the the students in my classes are men.
>Because you've never looked at my fav list on sadpanda
>tfw no qt dirty italian gf
My mom explained it like this.
"You can't always chase the mustangs if you're driving a ford. You need to chase the Fords, and then if you grow and learn you can chase the Mustangs. Just remember that Fords are more reliable than Mustangs."
Well since she's Japanese she kept saying Toyota but I changed it because I'm American.
I don't even know how girls can get off to Sadpanda, and I rather stay that way.
High school looking back was kind of stupid. Childish. Your early 20's are similar. Once you get to 25 though I guess you are losing out some.
Just know that you can always catch up, unless you're a wizard.
Man, this thread went into great depression.
I'm going to listen to that giggling bong girl one more time.
>A decent tripfag
lol nice try strawboss. He still posts tho btw he just rarely trips. He's the one that posts most of those bad engrish Korea smell of shit threads.
He's in Arab studies.
This thread was actually fun for me. The Brit, Chicano, and Wisconsin femanons were funny. Oddly enough.
Jus b urself
Please don't listen to the Ayy lmao giant cock spaniard
/soc/ is not nearly as cool as /int/ vocaroo threads.
He doesn't give a fuck about much. Lives the productive weaboo life desu.
Oh and you can trigger him by posting an Obama hate thread. He likes Obama a lot.
Not the girl btw.
Anyways, time to let this thread die.
That's good taste
It's not pedo if you identify in the little girl