You wake up, trapped inside an average American person (pic related). You are not in control of the person, but the person can hear you (like crazy people hear voices).
What do you do? What do you say?
AM I BEING DETAINED??!!
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO ITS A PRANK
SIX DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDERS AND EIGHT LARGE FRIES AND A DIET COKE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DANISH PEOPLE LOVE MUSLIM COCK (this is actually true)
liking traps isn't gay
liking feminine penis isn't gay
Playing with your butt isn't gay
Smelling your scent on your hands after you wank isn't gay
dickgirl porn isn't gay
tasting your own semen isn't gay
liking futa isn't gay
wanting to suck a juicy penis isn't gay
fantasizing about being surrounded by big bulging black penises dripping out semen with every throb isn't gay
Imagining what it must feel like to get fucked in the ass so hard you ahegao isn't gay
Planning out a day where you dress up like an anime girl, set up in front of a mirror and hammer your prostate with the biggest dildo you own isn't gay
Turning it into a weekly event isn't gay
Pretending to be a trap whore and livestreaming it to the world isn't gay
Posting a handy link to your fellow bros on 4chan most definitely isn't gay
So fucking do it you faggot