You wake up, trapped inside an average American person (pic related).

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>Be inside american
>get shot

Eat mor chikin

>>53536198
this is the one true god allah, kill the non believers and earn your reward in heavan

>>53536198
id get shot before i would have a chance to say anything through

Why not invest in Eastern Poland?

AM I BEING DETAINED??!!

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO ITS A PRANK

SIX DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDERS AND EIGHT LARGE FRIES AND A DIET COKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DANISH PEOPLE LOVE MUSLIM COCK (this is actually true)

>>53536387
Take it easy. Remember, you cannot get him to move. You can only say stuff, which he will hear.

Lap band surgery motherfucker, ya dig?

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>>53536198
liking traps isn't gay
liking feminine penis isn't gay
Playing with your butt isn't gay
Smelling your scent on your hands after you wank isn't gay
dickgirl porn isn't gay
tasting your own semen isn't gay
liking futa isn't gay
wanting to suck a juicy penis isn't gay
fantasizing about being surrounded by big bulging black penises dripping out semen with every throb isn't gay
Imagining what it must feel like to get fucked in the ass so hard you ahegao isn't gay
Planning out a day where you dress up like an anime girl, set up in front of a mirror and hammer your prostate with the biggest dildo you own isn't gay
Turning it into a weekly event isn't gay
Pretending to be a trap whore and livestreaming it to the world isn't gay
Posting a handy link to your fellow bros on 4chan most definitely isn't gay
So fucking do it you faggot

>>53537322
Pretty good. Although I'd imagine this is what most Americans think daily anyway.