A good wiggle and a waggle to you me meats. Any esteemed wigglers and or wagglers online that can help me mate dave out getting to his wiggling and waggling willycize?
He's stopped by the states for a romp in the old willy wagglin circle and he wants me to show him the ropes.
Wigglers? Wagglers? Lend us a hand chums
Mind if I wiggle in mate? Me mum the queen herself is known to have waggled a willy or three in er time! Wagglins just the smash hit the UK has been waiting for! It's real easy, only a few know how to do it though, like me mate dave! 1) grab the willy 2) do the waggle 3) lesson three: wiggle and a waggle it like it's almost time for tea! 4) repeat rules 1-4! You'll be a wiggly wagglin pro in no time mate!
Never fear, the waggler's on board! Me mates over in the UK don't appreciate wagglin like me mate dave, but that's about to change mate. Under the new Britain caliphate, sharia law will impose a wagglin tariff on all wagglers, so get your wiggles and waggles in before the clock strikes twelve mates!
A wiggly waggly wiggle to you good sirs and wagglettes! Waggler willy here with a hip new way to waggle your willies and williettes! #1: Grasp the willy #2: commence the waggling! #3: Repeat steps #1-#3! It's easy!
A wig wag wigglywag me mates, sorry for the mess but I've been on a smash hit world tour through the UK with me mate dave and I brought you only the finest waggling and wiggling devices me mates! Listen here, it's called The Wiggle and The Waggle, a story in two parts! Start with the first then onto the last mate!
Mind if I wiggle in? This here's called the wiggle waggle and it's the smash hit dance from the UK that's all the rave with me mate dave! Starts with a wiggle and ends with a waggle, willies step in and it starts again!
Wagglers me name, wagglins me game! Hello mates, waggler here, to show you a smash hit that just hit the UK! Right this way, soontobe wigglers and willy wagglers! 1) Waggle 2) Wiggle 3) Start with step 1 and proceed to step 2! Do the above with a willy present, and you've got yourself a wagglin that's commenced! It's so easy, even me mate dave can do it!
Wiggle in the new years mates with me mate dave and our matey's mating call: the willy waggle chaps! Just like this and you'll be on your way to be a willy wanking champ in no time! Just like this and you'll see why the smash hit has taken the UK by storm!