How the fuck do I get a finnish gf?

>>53515546
She's being fucked by his bf everyday.

>go to Helsinki/Jyväskylä/Tampere
>gib monees to working grill
>"Finnish" ""gf""
No need to thank me.

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>>53515605

>>53515767

LMOA

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>>53515767
>the hands-on manual

>>53515767
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

How the fuck do I get a finnish bf?

>>53519856
Go to LA and ask guys if they're Finnish. Pretty exclusively gay travel destination.

>>53515767
>schwartzmann

/pol/ was right again.

>>53515546

moving to finland would be a step in the right direction

>>53515546
How do you get Australian gf?

It's the same process.

>>53515546
>go to Finland
That's it, you're Australian so you can get anyone you want

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>>53520141

>>53515546
Try coming here first? You'll make all the girls wet with your hot aussie accent.

>>53520141
>>53520244
What are you up to?

>>53515546
Become Mongolian

>>53520244
can confirm, asked a random chick for directions in the airport like 10min ago and she was like putty in my hands

>>53520294
I'm secretly gay and I just wanted a hot aussie bf
:(

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>>53515767
>tfw gf's small ass Finnish town actutally had this in its library

It's more a book about Finnish culture and people, though it does have a chapter on Finnish women with pickup lines.

Just be yourself