>you will never drink fosters >you will never go back to

>>53513400
Drinking VB is almost meme tier now though.

Coopers is the best Aus beer, and Carlton is the respectable go-to Aus beer.

>>53513447
>Coopers is the best Aus beer
>Carlton is the respectable go-to Aus beer

Sure, if by 'Coopers' you mean 'Boags' and by 'Carlton' you mean 'Cascade'.

>>53513447

What's wrong with VB? Its not even bad

>>53514176
Nothing mate.

A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer. And the best cold beer is Vic; Victoria Bitter.

>tfw under 21
i should take a semester abroad

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>>53514359
>drinking age of 21

>>53514359

It still blows my mind that yanks don't drink until that age, or are at least somewhat limited.

By early 20s most people I know are getting bored of drinking because they've been hard at it since teenage years

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>>53513400
can we have a rare 4chan shitposter thread

>>53513400
What's wrong with fosters there?

>>53514462
It's a meme beer made for Americans

>>53514491
pretty sure it is predominantly drunk in britain

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>>53514359

>Obeying drinking laws

I bet you even stand at the side of the road until the green man comes on you fucking tool.

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>>53514359
>be 19
>go on a cruise
>it's an American owned ship but the cruise is in Australian waters

>Sorry you're underage, we can't serve you alcohol

>>53514448
I mean I have no problem getting access to booze, but I would like to drink at bars and shit.

>>53514587
about a week after everyone starts drinking at bars people start saying, "I miss house parties"

>>53514628
true as fuck

>>53514587

Its shit

Just get pres with friends then hit clubs

Skip the over priced bullshit

>>53513400
But fosters is shit in any case so what's the issue?

>>53514359
>tfw drinking age started at 16 here
Feels good not living in a puritan shithole.

>>53514628
Shit, other people feel like this as well? None of my mates understood me when I said this.

>>53514628
True. But now that I've been doing a fair bit of rack over the years the bar experience got better

>>53514628
>>53514749
I'm 25 and people have been saying that for a couple of years. My good friends and I never host house parties so these days I only end up going to a few house parties a year.

And they're always fun.

>>53514805
your mum got better

>>53514840
Thanks bro

>>53514736
wouldn't know since i've never drunk it

>>53514823

they always end up as drug fueled nights with a guaranteed lay. nightclubs i can never seem to get girls at

>>53514025
what's it like having two heads?

>he doesn't drink stone and wood pacific ales

hhhooohhh boy

>>53515212
I can picture you now; Slicked back chestnut brown fringe, generic acid sunnies, rolled up sleeves on your white and blue paisley dress shirt, chino shorts and boat shoes.

>>53515314
Well I am from Melbourne

>>53515400
Me too. You probably drink Hawthorn Brewing Co as well and live in the inner East.

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>>53515152
AWWWWWWWWWW WHAT A FUCKING SCORCHER!

That's a spicy meme you've slapped me with, lad. Originality, impact and relevance; it's truly got the lot.

>>53515446
Nah mate, I'm on the Peninsula but always head up towards the outer suburbs of the city (hardly ever in the city unless I have to)

>>53515485
All memes aside Cascade is a good drop

Coopers outclasses Boags though in my book

>>53515502
>on the Peninsula
then you're not from Melbourne m8

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>it's a 'im not from sydney but trust me my opinion matters' episode

>>53515565
Yes I fucking am m8. I don't care, I enjoy the beaches down this way

Tfw Dad raised me on Carlton Dry and I never experienced proper wheat beers till I was 19

>>53515893
whats the difference between dry and draught? i only drink draught TBh

>>53515913
dry is for pussies

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>>53515591
>it's a "im from sydney but trust me im white" episode

>>53515952
It's still better than any of you cunts drinking Coopers
And don't even get me started on I beat me wife beers aka Tooheys

>>53516494
>he doesn't like Coopers

pleb detected

>>53516578
It literally tastes like puke mate.

what does beer taste like, lads?

>>53516761
water after you've had a few

>>53513400

fosters is pretty popular in britain, weirdly

>>53514025
>cascade
nice water you got there

and that boags better be premos

>>53516831
fosters overseas is relabeled crown, i think. It sure as shit isn't the fosters we have here, which is almost never drunk, and never sold too

At least we can all agree that 4X and VB are amongst the worst beers available in our Great Southern Land

>>53513400
Fosters is shit beer anyway. You're being saved from yourself. It would be like Americans complaining about not being able to drink Budweiser.

>>53516935
Foster's makes Budweiser seem like a Belgian Tapist Ale

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>>53517059
That's like multiplying by zero.
They're both undrinkable.

I do love an excellent Belgian though, although the best "Belgian" i've ever tried was brewed in Canada.

>>53517163
>brewed in Canada

brb, putting it in the bin where it belongs

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>>53517163
>although the best "Belgian" i've ever tried was brewed in Canada.

What does Belgian mean in the US, if not 'beer from Belgium'?
>Pic somewhat related
>'Belgian Style'

>>53517300
Think Gulden Draak, but better in every way.

>>53517368
>Blue Moon
fucking Coors

>>53517374
hmmm, I'm guessing it costs an arm and a limb

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Anyone else here like these? They are so cheap for imported beer it should be criminal

>>53517441
hipster crap

they're usually ~$15 wherever I've seen em anyway

>>53517406
>fucking Coors

Coors light is alright though... In a '$7.99 for a cooled 12pack at a gas station at 02:00' kind of way..

>>53517368
It depends who you're talking to.
If you're a Coors/Bud kind of guy, Blue Moon is going to be what you think of when someone says Belgian.

For people who like trying international alcohols, most people here equate Belgian with Trappist and sweet tripels.

>>53517492
>Coors/Bud
>Blue Moon is going to be what you think of when someone says Belgian.

So.. White ale?

>For people who like trying international alcohols, most people here equate Belgian with Trappist and sweet tripels.

And for those people a ´Belgian´ could still be from Canada or Colorado?

>>53517406
I have no idea how much it costs in Ausland.
4 bottles = $11 USD in Michigan.

>>53517544
Sure, a Belgian is a style, colloquially speaking.

>>53517551
>4 bottles = $11 USD in Michigan.
that's not too far of Aussie tier pricing and we supposedly have one of the highest taxes on alcohol in the world

>>53517475
Call em what you want lad, they're good icebreakers for chicks at house parties.
I'm not even from Victoria either

>>53517475
Not OP, but usually buy at dans and fairly cheap. A bucket out is 25 which isn't bad.

>>53517608
I've travelled most states, what got me was alchol pricing changes rapidly. Australia is nearly universal, in Vegas I could get a 2L grey goose for $60 bucks. In New York prices where as double and then some.

>>53517620
why would it be a good icebreaker with a chick other than the fact that it gets you drunk?
>>53517648
>a bucket
wtf are you talking about, a slab? a mini keg?

>>53517648
Yeah Uncle Dan's have had them since 2012 lad

>>53517717
>what are you drinking anon, it looks cool hehe
Then you go round back for a quickie

>>53517717
A bucket is 6 cans in ice, Places around here do buckets of most beers. Usually that corona shit.

I fucking hate corona with a passion, drank Negra Modelo? I think in mexican. 10x the beer. Not sure if dans stocks it but.

>>53517830
>Negra Modelo

Based spic beer.
Basic XX Lager is decent too.

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>>53517830
Yeah that's a good drop тbh, the local taco joint has it on tap pretty cheap.

>tfw more and more Mexicans moving to my city
>only based ones because it's such an expensive flight for them, thus they have to really want to live here

so far so good

>>53513400
>not drinking apple cider

Hello Reddit!

>>53518009
enjoy your high blood sugar

>>53518009
Disgusting T B H (to be honest)

>>53518009
sugar the drink: alcohol edition

>>53513400
Isn't all factory-produced beer is piss? How do you even drink this bottled or canned shit?

>>53516898

nah m8, it's packaged and branded as fosters

>>53518009
Thats just unaustralian m8

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>>53518009
>he doesn't drink filthy English made apple flavoured moonshine

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>>53513400
>stella is considered wifebeater fuel here
>mfw i'm browsing alcohol with my gf in america and she says it's a fancy import

>>53514448
>He thinks people don't drink under 21
Kek when I was in high school anyone over 15 drank

>>53517441
>>53517475
>>53517648
>>53517620
They're like $13 for a 30-pack here or $2 at the bar. Best cheap beer imo but have a bit of a hipster association for some reason.

>>53513400
I drink it all the time. Nothing wrong with it IMO

>>53514540

Never in my life even seen Fosters in any store let alone anyone drinking it.

>>53524044
Fosters is in every liquor store, sold by the can. How old are you?

>tfw mostly just drink alone these days

I honestly don't even care to go out anymore.

>>53524085

26 and I've never ever seen it. Surely have never seen anyone drinking it. Only reason I know of it is because of the commercials. I find every local store I can because I'm a craft beer fag and I scan every beer in the place. Never seen it. I'm in Pennsylvania by the way. Not sure if it's relevant.

>>53524264
In sconnie it's 1.50 a can sold next to the nigger beer

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>>53513400
>stigma associated with drinking fosters
I'm not a particularly fussy beer drinker, but I draw the line at Fosters, its just really nasty. Only real times I get on the piss are around Christmas and Anzac day.

>>53524264

you can get it along the east coast

t. atlanta

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Do you foreign faggots get this god tier beer?
>tfw it's only $1.40 each can at my local liquor store, and a 40oz bottle is only about 20cents more.

>>53524415
on a scale of indian to argentinian how black are you

>>53524467
Not at all. I thought colt45 and old english were the stereotypical black drinks?

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>>53514628
Enjoy your high drinking age yanks because this is 100% true, as soon as people can go out, they do, some find it completely shit and some enjoy it, either way It splits groups and you never have as many big enjoyable house parties after It's legal to drink

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>>53524553
>implying I was ever invited to house parties

>>53513400
fosters is like soda water that macerated in a filthy old ashtray

>>53524497
That shit is for niggers and gives the rawest hangovers.

>tfw my state had been fighting to lower the drinking age and not have funding cut ever since the age was raised in the 80s
>tfw beer is 12.5% of my states GDP

>>53524668
I never got hangovers from it. For some reason vodka always makes me nauseous even after only a drink or two.

Yuengling is the best cheap option. I wouldn't call it a great beer, it's got a bit of funk to it, but it's not awful either and it's basically as cheap as all the absolute piss.

>>53517677
Prices in general change from state to state and even county to county

The only level of government that can do sales and excise taxes (And Income for that matter) in Australia is Federal, whereas any level of Government can put whatever taxes they want in the US

>>53524828
Wisconsin?

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>>53524657
Is beer popular in France? What type do you drink? I drink New Glarus.

>>53524889
Yep.

>>53514426

I prefer it that way.

Bars would be terrible if teenagers were allowed to be in them.

>>53524910
People usually drink German lagers
I drink Belgian ales mostly

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>>53524860
>Yuengling is the best cheap option.
How is that crap pronounced anyway? younglings?

>>53524828
>tfw as an 18 year old in Wisconsin I know more about beer than most out-of-staters.
>tfw my dad buys me beer.
>tfw my favorite beer has won international awards and even beat some German beers.

>>53524828

Meh, we didn't have a speed limit in my state until the feds threatened to cut funding to fix our roads.

>>53525063
Belgian ales are pretty popular here too. Stella Artois is probably the most common beer I sell.

>>53525108

That's not much of an accomplishment. Coors used to win at German beer competitions. According to my parents they changed the recipe for it years ago and it doesn't taste the same as it used to.

>>53525102

Ying-ling

It's a German name apparently.

>>53514491

The only people I see drinking the oil cans are old men that are cheap.

It isn't a horrible brew, but doesn't really stand out to me. I get one from time to time just because of the can.

>tfw exclusively a real Bud man
how much would that cost at the pub or the store in Straya

>>53525134
We were the last state in the union to change our drinking age and protested on the steps of the capital building but still changed it anyway. I fucking hate Washington, D.C. Sometimes. Beer is to Wisconsinites as Pineapple is to Hawaiians

The first time I tried fosters was in the UK. It was awful.

>>53525163
Stella ain't no ale

I drink Leffe mostly, they have a large range of products and nearly everything's good (and they produce the only beers my GF likes : Leffe Ruby/Nectar/Whitbread golding)

But then again I also drink Chimay, Affligem etc...
Not so fond of lagers.

>>53525203
*craft beer

New Glarus is Wisconsin's #1 beer, and henceforth the best beer in America. It can only legally be sold in Wisconsin. A bar in Minnesota got shut down for selling it.

>>53525108
Lol I bet you get a lot of pussy

>>53525332
We sell Leffe here too. I'll have to try some at some point.

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>>53525337

I respectfully disagree.

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>>53525366

>>53525368
Try the standard one, the triple and radiant (radieuse) are also good.

>>53525408
Where is that monstrosity from?

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>>53525462

>>53525332

I tried Stella once and it was repulsive even by our standards.

>>53525408
*Russian River is voted the best beer in the nation, which is from the UP, which is rightful Wisconsin clay.

>>53525510
You must be used to drink watered down beer then.

>>53525510
Yeah it's a low-end beer here, mostly drunk by construction workers ("bière de chantier" - construction site beer) because it's not too strong nor expensive

>>53525563

No, not at all. Not even remotely.

>>53525044
Must bars in the states allow 21 years olds in?

>>53525688
They drink on the job?

FAHSTAHS

ITS AHSTRAYAN FAH BEEAH

>>53526478
Well small companies / independant workers do

>>53517163

Fucking love that stuff

>>53526574
>tfw I used to think Subaru was Australian because of the commercials

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>>53517368
Blue moon is mid-low quality.

>>53524415

get out of starbucks you homeless fuck

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>>53526782
Australians would never be able to craft cars as brilliant as Fuji Heavy Industries.

>>53525063
>not drinking Nord-Pas-De-Calais beer

>>53527917
Blanche de Cambrai is fine tho