How do I get a fertile Serbian gf like this?
I'm beta+/alpha- and a 7 - 7,5 /10.
Is it possible for me? How can I make my chances higher?
you tell me, is it?
I'm ok with women, not the best but ok.
she's got huge jugs, I want her or a Serbian gf like her
>If only I could find an autistic, Polish teenager that overrates himself. Then my life would be complete.
I'm at work, not a teen, not autistic, just bored and if anything I underrate by saying I'm a 7 because if I dress properly I can go up to 8.
>"And then he said to me, 'If anything I underrate by saying I'm a 7 because if I dress properly I can go up to 8.'"
>"Then he tried to swear he was telling the truth!"
She told me, in good Polish btw, that this isn't Serbia and she's not a nationalist, and left.
So much for memes, ey?
Do Macedonias have chances with Serb gf? I know Poles do since the slav thing so I got my hopes up after a concert I've been to.
Buy a second hand one, those usually go for cheaper, if you want a fresh young one dress like your rich,rent a bentley or an aston martin, knock her up then tell her it was all from gambling and you lost it back and you are now done gambling and doing ...........(insert your shit job here) instead, what is she gonna do raise a kid by herself in a shitty country like serbia?
I'm quite ok with it, I used to be the one that was send to start the conversation with girls when we went out to clubs with mates. Later on we had girls going out with us to clubs so it got easier and we got lazy.
Dumb women go for the foreign charm, she ddn't seem dumb tho, was nice when we talked.
The thing is everything in me was screaming "this is the type girl I want to get". And now I'm kinda wondering if it's possible. Might be the genes, dunno.
>serbs don't like americans kek
then kindly take off your levis nikes and your hollister t shirt you lying delusional autist
balkan girls are mirin the fuck out of big western cock sorry it hurts you
m8 americans are a fuckin' joke in eastern europe, the only thing you're famous for is being easy targets for scams or gypsies begging for glue sniffing money, you seem to believe something otherwise
Serbs pls help.
I've been to Serbia just once and it was a long time ago so I don't know what to say that will suprise the Serb girl and make her feel good and open up to me.
>better than anyone outside of the balkans ukrain and moldova
Serbia is not doing to well m8 unlike poland which is growing really fast and is years in front of the balkans in every aspect
Meh, how do I offer rakija to a girl I just met. I first need to make her interested in me and feel comfy around me and that takes a few minnutes of chat. During that chat I wanted to suprise her with something about Serbia or some Serbian joke/song and laugh, make it comfortable.
they are evil fucks and always support mudslime albos into parliament, they were getting ready to bomb us in 2001 unless we stop our anti-terrorist operation, I hope US gets nuked by based china
Serbia is not just poor bro, it's getting poorer due to separatist instability and social conflicts, i say this with no pleasure since serbia is like the one and only neighbour that didn't try to kill us sometime and i would be happy to see you rise with us, so getting serbian pussy should be no problem for a rich polosh plumber
I got a 4 year old Skoda Octavia, and a ok flat near a lake if that's a criteria. I'm a small company owner.
"No anglos allowed", what's so fucking hard to understand in that sentence?
Serbian girls are different. They're slightly more swarthy and those long brown hair man, eh!
yes that is okay for longer relationship, now just approach her and talk to her, buy a drink if at the club, later you can talk about your lake and company, and drive her home in your skoda, prepare to get your dick wet
if she is feminazi, none of this will work