Fertile Serbia

is your rating close to her rating
if not, no

>>53511664
/thread

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>>53511664
you tell me, is it?

I'm ok with women, not the best but ok.

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she's got huge jugs, I want her or a Serbian gf like her

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>If only I could find an autistic, Polish teenager that overrates himself. Then my life would be complete.

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>>53511868
I'm at work, not a teen, not autistic, just bored and if anything I underrate by saying I'm a 7 because if I dress properly I can go up to 8.

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>>53511940
>"And then he said to me, 'If anything I underrate by saying I'm a 7 because if I dress properly I can go up to 8.'"

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>>53511991
But it's the truth.

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>>53512002
>"Then he tried to swear he was telling the truth!"

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>>53512015
>posting old, anglo, unfertile hags

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Serbs halp ;_;

find a serb qt and start yelling KOSOVO JE SRCE SRBIJA SRCE SRBIJA

>>53512161
I once said kosovo je srbsko to a serb girl and she got mad at me so idk lad

>>53512181
wtf man
maybe croat in disguise

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>>53512211
She told me, in good Polish btw, that this isn't Serbia and she's not a nationalist, and left.

So much for memes, ey?

>>53512231
disgusting, tell her she betrayed her country
i too want serb music gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOg7mj1_-sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ms56gX-Tc

So are you gonna tell us who this semen demon is or what

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>>53512253
Do Macedonias have chances with Serb gf? I know Poles do since the slav thing so I got my hopes up after a concert I've been to.

>>53512285
lead singer from a band called destiny potato

>>53512287
yes but i have little chances with any gf couz I'm retarded at smalltalk, I literally can't talk to a girl unless we have a clear topic, usually turns women off

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>>53512307
>destiny potato

>>53512307

>destiny potato

I thought you were fucking with the guy, but then I googled it and saw it was for real.

>>53511646
Buy a second hand one, those usually go for cheaper, if you want a fresh young one dress like your rich,rent a bentley or an aston martin, knock her up then tell her it was all from gambling and you lost it back and you are now done gambling and doing ...........(insert your shit job here) instead, what is she gonna do raise a kid by herself in a shitty country like serbia?

>>53512310
I'm quite ok with it, I used to be the one that was send to start the conversation with girls when we went out to clubs with mates. Later on we had girls going out with us to clubs so it got easier and we got lazy.

>>53512357
>poland
>better than serbia

>>53511646
you're a polish male so at absolute best you're a 6. so, the answer is you can, with money. but i imagine that means you're shit out of luck.

>>53512359
serb girls in bands are always qt af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Bp3osrSQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEt2XdN_TbQ

>>53512351
I was at their concert and spoke to her

>>53512379
anglo opinions are not wanted here

fyi

>>53512361
Poland is much better than Serbia.

she'd probably fuck me i'm american plus have a average dick size and no drug addictions

>>53512418
idk honestly, maybe a bit but not by that much
t. been to both belgrade/novi sad and warsaw

>>53512435
serbs don't like americans kek

>>53512379
>t. Nigel, the neet with crooked teeth posting from jobcenter ++

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>>53512435
Dumb women go for the foreign charm, she ddn't seem dumb tho, was nice when we talked.

The thing is everything in me was screaming "this is the type girl I want to get". And now I'm kinda wondering if it's possible. Might be the genes, dunno.

>>53512473
>serbs don't like americans kek
then kindly take off your levis nikes and your hollister t shirt you lying delusional autist

balkan girls are mirin the fuck out of big western cock sorry it hurts you

>>53512595
them nikes are made in china buddy, and so are the t shirts, and the only thing westeners get themselves most of the time is a beating being cocky idiots in places like balkans

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>>53512595
>levis nikes and your hollister t shirt

>you will never cuddle a stronk independent lyd synger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6gwncRfmhE

>>53512627
they're sewn together in china like everything else but you worship them becaue they're american

>>53512816
m8 americans are a fuckin' joke in eastern europe, the only thing you're famous for is being easy targets for scams or gypsies begging for glue sniffing money, you seem to believe something otherwise

>>53512816
>>53512856
ladies...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRQ0L7JjD5c

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Serbs pls help.

I've been to Serbia just once and it was a long time ago so I don't know what to say that will suprise the Serb girl and make her feel good and open up to me.

>>53512914
americans always say balkan countries are hospitable because to them being hospitable is acknowledging they exist, because in america every one is cold and hates each other

>>53513016
>meanwhile in bizzarogreece

americans are (fake) nice to the point of nausea

>>53513016
well I was in the USA and it's not true, they're really nice and I could just walk up to people and talk which would seem strange here

anyway, that's not the topic

Serbs help

>>53512989
Buy her something expensive.

>>53513047
they're naive idiots and cocky dickheads, I hope they all get mugged when they come to balkans

>>53512361
>serbia
>better than anyone outside of the balkans ukrain and moldova
Serbia is not doing to well m8 unlike poland which is growing really fast and is years in front of the balkans in every aspect

>>53513085
>all this butthurt
what's the matter aleks, did a hung african american cuck you?

>>53513080
Well I ment more like the first encounter, after I say hi and try to suprise her with some Serbian thing that wil make her feel fuzzy inside and open up to me.

>>53513296
First sauce on those above pics

second, just offer her some rakija, that should do it

>>53513296
Kiss her three times on the cheek and say
'Sad ćeš da mi pušiš kurac' while smiling tenderly.
>>53513243
Serbia is poor, we get it.

>>53513343
Meh, how do I offer rakija to a girl I just met. I first need to make her interested in me and feel comfy around me and that takes a few minnutes of chat. During that chat I wanted to suprise her with something about Serbia or some Serbian joke/song and laugh, make it comfortable.

>>53513272
they are evil fucks and always support mudslime albos into parliament, they were getting ready to bomb us in 2001 unless we stop our anti-terrorist operation, I hope US gets nuked by based china

>>53513370
pls lad I don't think telling her to suck my dick after 5 seconds to knowing her will help

>>53513407
>by based china

honestly, i'd rather be a subhuman albo than contruction unit #123532

>>53513493
I'd rather be neither, but anything to undermine the amerishits

>>53513370
Serbia is not just poor bro, it's getting poorer due to separatist instability and social conflicts, i say this with no pleasure since serbia is like the one and only neighbour that didn't try to kill us sometime and i would be happy to see you rise with us, so getting serbian pussy should be no problem for a rich polosh plumber

>>53513866
>separatist instability
last time I checked kosovo already split?

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>>53513866
Forgot pic

>>53513866
As much as I hate the current government etc. Serbia isn't getting poorer. Especially considering the circumstances.

>>53512287
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>>53511646
Name?
I need to know who this is

>>53514090
read: >>53512412

this is a non anglo topic

>>53511646
do you have money and a good car?
than everything will be ok Wojciech

>>53511646
Cant you just find a similar girl in Poland?

>>53514140
Afraid I'll steal all the Serbian women?
Just tell me her damn name

>>53514167
I got a 4 year old Skoda Octavia, and a ok flat near a lake if that's a criteria. I'm a small company owner.

>>53514209
"No anglos allowed", what's so fucking hard to understand in that sentence?

>>53514194
Serbian girls are different. They're slightly more swarthy and those long brown hair man, eh!

>>53514090
>>53514140
>>53514292


I'm not anglo and i want to know her name!

>>53514292
yes that is okay for longer relationship, now just approach her and talk to her, buy a drink if at the club, later you can talk about your lake and company, and drive her home in your skoda, prepare to get your dick wet
if she is feminazi, none of this will work

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>tattoo
Dropped

>>53514413
Findesu knows what's up.

>>53514366
Hmmm I'll try. I'll pretend to not know that a girl is Serbian and approach her and speak about how I was in Serbia and I think she looks Serb.

>>53514413
who cares lad

Name of this chick?

>>53519484
Svetlana Hamerykajebiegownem

>>53514413

She looks like she is in her early 30s

Gross