>zerg
>small stature
>savage nature
>feudal societal power struggle between cerebrates under an all powerful overmind
>wants to invade it's enemy's territories ravaging everything in sight
>protoss
>collectivist nature
>revere elders
>bureaucratic government
>martial history of fighting while severely outnumbered
>butthurt over invasion of aiur
>Finns
>Autistic nature
>Revere memes
>Horselord goverment
>martial history of Fighting While severely outnumbered
>butthurt over invasion of karjala
>>53510335
Who gives a shit?
>>53510335
So what you're saying is that two of the factions from your most popular video game are parodies of Japan and Korea?
Warhammer 40k ripoff tbqh
>>53511777
this triggers GW
You would know about starcraft would you not?
>>53510335
>zerg
>good reproduction rate sustaining society
>family oriented lots of kids
>work together as a team keeping everyones best interest at heart
>individuals occassionally sacrifice for the greater good and this is valued
>society encourages youth to develop specialized skills to help society as necesary
>courageous and not afraid to fight
>protoss
>autistic
>jew like need for crystals
>obsessesed with crystals
>gay technology everything looks like a dildo
>stupid looking people
>everyone is retarded looking like really shitty cgi
>fucking retarded costumes too wtf why would they need clothes lol
>>53510335
>Arabs
>good reproduction rate sustaining society
>family oriented lots of kids
>work together as a team keeping everyones best interest at heart
>individuals occassionally sacrifice for the greater good and this is valued
>society encourages youth to develop specialized skills to help society as necesary
>courageous and not afraid to fight
>Jews
>autistic
>jew like need for shekels
>obsessesed with shekels
>gay technology everything looks like a menorah
>stupid looking people
>everyone is retarded looking like really shitty cgi
>fucking retarded costumes too wtf why would they need clothes lol
>Terrans
> WE'RE TERRANS FUCK YEAH
>Russians
>Big tits
>Hibernating while drunk
>Oligarchs struggle between sucking moneys out of the country and sucking all powerful overmind's dick
>Martial history of fighting WWII only
>Want to invade and join Ukraine but deny already doing that