Always use a tripcode and reply to the latest map update with your roll, or I won't count it.
Alliances and NAPs are the players' business only and I will neither punish nor encourage the creation or breaking of alliances and/or NAPs.
No generals, no redirecting, no quitceding, no ceding to prevent an ally from getting defeated etc. No beelining, either.
Finally, if you have any issue with the way I OP, I will listen to reasonable criticism. If you just bitch and moan because you are too idiotic to read the rules, that is your problem, not mine, and I will act accordingly by ignoring you.
Random events may occur at my discretion (read: whenever I feel like it)
Finally, please start by posting in the following format:
>Your Nation's Name
>Your Nation's Colour
>Your Nation's Location
We start once we have 5 players.
Last op decided to ditch before game even started. Thank for hosting.
You just had to start in Eire didn't you. Welp, guess I'm enforcing potato genocide early this game.
Yes, Burger-Kun, it is.
OKAY FAGGOTS, ROUND 1 GOES LIVE
My expectations for the Balkan bloodshed are high
The Bulgars, looking for a land to settle, saw an area south of the Danube. Then they saw these disgusting Serbs and decided they don't wanna be anywhere near them
Bulgaria goes Northeast towards the Ukraine
Action : Fill England, Overflow into Scot.
Added you, please roll for this turn, reply to this post.
69 get, this means 15t anywhere on the map, please indicate where. Since this is the first round you can't get it in already claimed territory.
The Nations of the world have started expanding, and especially the densely populated Balkans see the sky-rocketing rise of an Empire, as the Serbians secure msot of the Balkans and the vast majority of Greece for themselves.
The Eastern Encroachment rapidly expands in Iran.
The refugee Caliphate desides to just sit there, take up space and be useless.
Commence round 2
Sorry, but the game is full already. Soem people usually (have to) bail mid-game, though, and if that happens you might take over (after you've gotten a tripcode).
New Rule: Nations that are inactive for more than two turns will be open for lurkers to take over
Action: Fill Southern coast, then into Wales. If Eire expands into Eire at same time, give preference for taking green land.
IT'S POTATO FAMINE TIME LADS
Croatian Kingdom expands west
Very well! Croatians have your back as they did once
Again, I don't do "if x then y" memes. Try predicting what your enemy will do and what his get will be and act accordingly.
"No", also if you don't roll next turn I'll delete your nation and let a lurker take over.
The Serbians, after securing the western coastline, have set their eyes on Constantinople and take it only hours after the Ottomans have secured it. Lead is in the air and a full-scale war may break out any minute now.
The Eastern Encroachment is growing at a terrifying pace and rapidly approaching the Ottomans from the East.
The Bulgarians decided that the steppes of Ukraine would look lovely with their flag planted all over it.
While no gun has been fired in the British Isles yet, the hosts of England and Ireland finally meet in Wales, and things look bad for diplomats of both factions. The Croatians, expanding westwards, have set foot on the alps, and muffled screams of "CROATIA ANTE PORTAS" can be herd from Rome.
Meanwhile, The Mark Republic is peacefully annexing Skandinavia.
I'll allow it desu
Friendly reminder that I am not counting your roll if you
a) forget your tripcode
b) Don't like to the latest update
I'll let it slide for now since it's the first time but from here on out these rules will be enforced.
>Again, I don't do "if x then y" memes. Try predicting what your enemy will do and what his get will be and act accordingly.
Oh I thought that would be predicting what he would do, my bad. Won't do it again.
Also I'm liking these summaries on updates op, it's a nice touch.
Action: Attack Eire and move inland, then expand if I get on the actual Island.
Oh, I'll ally alright...
I'm offering a permanent alliance to anyone who destroys the Rapefugee Caliphate! We Celts might not be white, but like all shitskins we appreciate the purity and beauty of white women!
Sorry, didn't see that, my bad.
The Ottomans unleash their full military capacity on the Serbian Empire, pushing their troops back tremendously and conquering well-nigh all of their islands as well as most of mainland Greece.
The Bulgarians peacefully expand further into the steppes, breeding horses. The Eastern Encroachment decides to not expand this turn, instead observing the geopolitical situation.
The Irish and English unleash their armies at each other, currently being on equal footing with neither of them making any progress.
The Mark Republic, having now conquered all of Sweden, continues with the conquest of Norway, slowly but steadily growing.
The Rapefugees, in the meanwhile, rape their way across Germany and towards Denmark.
The Brotherhood of Steel is slowly pursuing a coastal conquest of France, and the Croatians do the same in Italy.
risk is the cancer killing /int/
Do nothing, continue raping german men as we've now raped all the women to death
especially the ones who like metal and shit
Action : Continue pushing into Irish territory
REMOVE RED, remove red you are worst anglo
You have the PRIVILEGE of white women, you first ahmed PERMANENT NAP to the first to attack this fucker, PERMANENT ALLIANCE to whoever removes him
>palindrome vs dubs
Excuse me but what the fuck?
Alright, hold up. We might be the two best rollers in this game. Is it just me, or should we form a union and conquer all of Europe?
Kek. The gods favour both sides it seems. Nonetheless. ONWARD, TO VICTORY! FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY
Well, alright then.
But come on... The twin armies of Brennus and Cromwell... Boudicca and Wellington... The IRA and SAS, marching side-by-side to bring glorious hell to the Continent. The mohammedeans are on the verge of victory down there, while armored warriors conquer France's fertile fields and Markish raiders brace for battle. Together, our wars could be beautiful.
What do you say? If you still refuse, then may the Triple Goddesses bless whoever they see fit. I'll expect a great fight from you, Angle!
This is just like the 10th century
>Bulgarians expand west
>Tomislav and Croats rush in aid
>Bulgars (will) get BTFO
so defend? I dont get it
>Counting in real time is stupid
That's just how it should be, family. With that, you avoid standoffs and people trying to get trips and quads all the time counting the posts on the main page.
Basically, I fill the territories on the order the rolls come in in the thread. The turks rolled dubs before the serbs rolled their pali, and since the serbs had less than 25 territories, they had nothing to fight back from. This doesn't affect you at all right now, though.
Eastern Encroachment has two minutes to roll, if they don't they'll be open for lurkers starting next turn.
You'd be surprised. Around September-October there was a guy called "Furfag Empire" who would do that all the time, and I'm sure he wasn't the first one.
Didn't know what a tryhard was until then.
The Balkan war goes fully operational, and claims its first victim as the promising Serbian Empire gets utterly curbstomped by the Ottomans, who now set their eyes on Croatia.
The Croatian Kingdom, in the meanwhile, manage to advance onto the Bulgarian Khanate.
In a gigantic power struggle, the Irish and English once more have a go at each other, once more equalling out. A fierce war is fought in the British Isles.
The Brotherhood of Steel has started advancing towards the Alps, nearly cutting off access to the Iberian peninsula from the North-East.
Meanwhile, the Republic of Mark has nearly finished its conquest of Norway and is headed south towards Denmark.
THE EASTERN ENCROACHMENT IS TAKEN FROM THE GAME DUE TO INACTIVITY AND LURKERS MAY TAKE OVER INDIGO
Action : Continue the bloodshed and attack Eire.
LAUNCH ANOTHER ASSAULT ON THE ANGLOS!
REMOVE RED, REMOVE RED YOU ARE THE WORST ANGLO.
How tragic that the two greatest armies of our age should waste their best against one another! Send out our riders and set out the pikemen! We'll cut this drama short...
Oh, fucking shitsnacks...
Nice get, Perfidious Albion. It seems the gods showed their favor, and the Celts were found wanting...
With OPs permission, I would like to take over Indigo, putting them in Galicia. There was Celts there once. Maybe they will accept our refugees...
I promise not to attack Redcoats, if allowed. They won the Isles, fair and square.
Based David Cameron rolls.
Sorry lad, it's all over. It was a nice struggle.
Tfw Pembrokeshire (the one county in Wales you owned, which happens to be my home) was utterly fucked by all the fighting.
Wales, and then England
Alas, it seems Pembrokeshire suffered the brunt of our warfare! I'll make sure some of the funds from whatever is left of my treasury go to rebuilding it.
Are you sure, m80? There's now 2 open colors...
Either way, if there's some Indigo spots in Spain, I won't argue with that.
King Tomislav and mighty Croatian Kingdom BTFO Bulgarians for God knows which time. GG
This is proposition for Turkish invaders >>53489920
Your allies are dead, mines also. I propose the peace so we can both concentrate on other things. However, we demand our Croatian lands back
Yet another nation falls victim to the great war of the Balkans, as the Croatian Kingdom annexes the Bulgarian Khanate in one swift steamroll. This however leaves their defence weakened, and the Turks take advantage of it swiftly.
The Rapefugees, now organized and led by Alberto Barbosa, begin rapidly expanding westwards (The reason for me opening up the Rapefugees is that while I don't mind shitposting, you should also roll, and if you only roll every other turn I'll let somebody who actually wants to play take over)
The Brotherhood of Steel leisurely continues filling in France. Meanwhile, a new nation arises in Spain, and the Minutemen started filling in the Iberian peninsula.
The War of the British Isles takes a surprising turn as the English unleash hell upon the Irish and completely exterminate them.
Meanwhile, the Mark Republik still is busy conquering Norway.
Action : Fill Scot, overflow into neutral Frisian territories
That'd be nice, considering it's shithole kek.
What's that Jonesey? There's some good fertile land on the continent?
>Balkans turned into an utter shithole (whodathunk!), Serbs and Bulgars were defeated and now it's Ottos vs Croats
>Rapefugees did nothing of note
>Peaceful expansions in France, Scandi
>Utter hell and total warfare in Wales, resulting in the capitulation of the Celtic Union. King leads Celts to Spain while Redcoats solidify their hold and turn their gaze to the Continent...
Nothing much happens. The world is largely at peace, and only in the Balkans are the flames of war still crackling, with the Ottomans and the Croatians both struggling for dominance.
Now with map.
I gave it to the other American, this one:
Attack the Turkish infidels! To arms sons of Croatia!
The Mark Republic undergoes its first military undertaking and attacks the Rapefugees, taking them at unawares.
The Redcoats conquer Scotland, but due to the difficult terrain, their conquest does not go as swiftly as expected.
The Minutemen continue with their conquest of Iberia.
In the great war of the Balkans, the Ottomans manage to gain the upper hand, taking a massive amount of the Croatian Kingdom and effectively splitting its territory in two. However, the staunch Croats are not yet defeated.
Since we are left with only 7 players now, things should go faster and I'll try to keep the updates in a ten minute interval. Please try to keep that in mind while playing as I will skip you if you take too long (see: Brotherhood of Steel)
Attack the Turks with our troops in Italian coast. Regain our lost Croatian lands! It is not over yet!
Action : Conquer rest of Scot. And, as my ancestors of old once did, we once again mount an invasion force into France (specifically Brittany)
Skipping France and Pink due to not rolling in time.
If the BoS doesn't roll next turn lurkers can take over.
Since I don't think the original BoS guy will come back I let the other one take over.
The Brotherhood of Steel strikes back at the Redcoats, managing to get a small foothold in southern England.
The Minutemen, meanwhile, expand eastwards in Iberia and Africa (if you want to focus on either of the two specifically tell me so or I won't know).
The Mark Republic is slowly gaining ground on the Rapefugees.
Meanwhile, the Ottoman Empire has annexed the Eastern Croatian holdings, and the Croatian Kingdom is in a pinch.
In the great Balkan war, the Croatians finally manage to gain against the Ottomans. Meanwhile, the Brotherhood of Steel lands boats in Cornwall and Wales, taking the two regions from the Redcoats. Further east, the Mark Republic pushes back the Rapefugees considerably.
After nearly eradicating the Croatian Kingdom, the Ottomans suffer loss after loss. While they still slightly hold the upperhand in terms of owned territories, that is changing at a considerable pace.
The Minutemen are shaking their God damned heads at those Barbarians pushing each others' skulls in and peacefully expand throughout Africa.
Meanwhile, the Brotherhood of Steel launches a very successful attack against the Redcoats, taking most of Southern England in the process, while The Mark Republic and the Rapefugees are locked in a stalemate for now.
Redcoats got skipped for not rolling in time (probably bailed desu)
BoS is getting gangraped so hard you would think they're from Cologne.
No Problem, and take care.
Also to be honest I'm getting tired of OPing this game considering that it's gotten a tad boring and nothing is happening, I would really appreciate it if somebody else takes over, or opens up a new thread, so they people playing here don't just have to suddenly stop
That settles that, then.
I hope everyone enjoyed playing as much as I enjoyed OPing, but I feel that the quick annihilation of two nations in the early phase of the game really took some fun out of it. Oh well. Have fun with the other game, guys!