supermacs>mickey dees tee bee haich edition
me in the middle
how do I talk to girls on tinder lads? struggling over here
let /brit/ decide for you. I'll start:
Say, "hello m'lady"
Post a screenshot of her response and we'll continue on.
Reckon I'll do this for tea with some variety of potato. Thoughts?
Yes. Those women look like the typical Irish bog-dwellers. They have the potential to be pretty if there were to be a bit more genetic diversity but as it is they just look inbred as fuck.
>when she turns around
>A pre-trial hearing in the case of a Bristol man accused of historical sex offences was postponed because he was unable to walk up the stairs.
>The hearing was told Mr Slade was too overweight to walk up the stairs to the fourth-floor courtroom.
A reminder that this so called 'man' had another man's cock in his mouth during his lifetime.
IDK why everyone is crying about his death. He legitimised degeneracy.
Who knows, its a strange old world out there mate. Maybe she likes it dark and dyes it in much the same way as whitener is used for the opposite effect. A good wood stain would do it, perhaps Dark Mahogany or Cherrywood.
one of my good mates has literally just told me that him and his recent ex-gf used to have this thing where she would shag a random guy she met on Tinder, kick him out, invite my mate round and then they would fuck. No shower before so she would be all sweaty with a cum-filled pussy.
The most depraved and sickening thing about it is that my mate loved it. He somehow loved the jealousy he felt and really got off on it.
Another thing they would do is he would go off on like a 4-5 cycling holiday somewhere and she would send him photos of her naked leg or tummy with another guy's hand on it. Just to toy with him.
I was literally speechless
he is an actual cuckold
used to do this thing where my gf would shag a random guy she met on Tinder, kick him out, invite my me round and then we would fuck. No shower before so she would be all sweaty with a cum-filled pussy.
The best and most sexiest thing about it is that I loved it. I somehow loved the jealousy I felt and really got off on it.
Another thing we would do is he would go off on like a 4-5 cycling holiday somewhere and she would send me photos of her naked leg or tummy with another guy's hand on it. Just to toy with me.
I am an actual cuckold.
quite enjoying these synthwave anime music videos desu
quick reminder to fufill your democratic duty
shaking my head from side to side manuel
I am from Germany , I am white , I am an atheist but I open my arms and welcome the refugees . The Qur'an does not teach violence in fact it preaches of peace . Germany will never lose it's culture because there are still people that uphold tradition and the immigrants bring a different culture which is a beautiful thing . The refugees that are coming will only help revolutionize my country . They will learn from us as we will learn from them . I think diversity is beautiful and I don't mind Germany letting the refugees in . My only policy is respect my country which isn't that hard to do . So to you my dear racist/ ignorant bastard I say fuck you very much because we do not need racist people like you who only want white christian power
I sometimes catch girls looking at me in the gym (not gonna lie - I've been going for a couple of years now and have a great body) and I feel a little disgusted. We're there to work out, not ogle each other. Completely lose any attraction I may have previously had towards her. She needs to take her workouts more seriously.
Can't you see how it would be difficult for young men who've never been around scantily dressed girls to control themselves? Sexual needs are as valid as say hunger and thirst, and it's not as if girls throw themselves at immigrants. Do you have a girlfriend Hans? Why not send her over to give these poor men some relief?
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Hence we invented inorganic fertilizer (and the cheese slicer too)
Reading The Guardian on the bus and just caught a girl on the bus looking at me, bet she thinks I'm a cosmopolitan ethical vegan feminist who'll listen to her problems and offer her a shoulder to cry on now.
Canadians are gr8
Canadian pepe related
why are most of my tinder matches either ugly, fat, or swipe right to everyone?