Kill myself. I don't want to be anywhere near those poofters.
>giant hunk of sand in the middle of the jet stream
RIP American Northeast.
As far as Europe is concerned, probably more rains and flooding in Iberia, probably a lot more earthquakes too (Iceland would be on the border of 3 plates instead of 2, so RIP hákarl).
Basically we'd all be fucked except for NZ and South Africa, but hey at least Australia can finally get past 2 bytes per second download speed.
I've been getting in my practice, though.