Anglos contantly make up names when they try to mock other nations
let's invent some mock Anglo names
>>53473619
t.louis
wangblows
>>53473619
Anglos are my favorite posters on this sub.
>>53473619
t. alozjy pzercickercza
> trying to beat the english at english
you are autistic son
t.John? Doesn't have the same effect 2bh
>>53473619
Poor effort Damian
>>53473619
that's not how it works m8
anglos bantz us with stereotypical names, we banter them with stereotypical mexican, muslim and chinese names in advance
no idea about aussies tho. maybe abo names?
>>53473619
Anglos aren't actually named John and Henry. They're usually named after their godparents' surnames and/or place names.
For instance, Thornton Dover Smith is a nice Anglo name.
>>53475620
>he doesn't know their Chinese diaspora
>>53475817
>dover
wat
>>53475817
>Thornton
Uncommon last name, more recognisable as a chocolate shop
>Dover
Middle names are also christian names, so this doesn't work
>Smith
Most popular surname, hardly original but it works
>>53475946
t. Nigel al-Britani
>>53475901
>Bristol Palin
>>53475946
Thomas Aidan Daly
>>53476044
Nijal ibn Faraj al-Britani*
>>53473619
>>53473640
>>53473746
>>53474064
>>53474295
>>53475817
t. my /int/ernational non-anglo friends
>>53476044
>Nigel
Uncommon christian name, undeniably British, probably why it's popular here
>al-Britani
Not sure if this makes sense as a paki name but it looks like it so yeah, good enough
>>53476080
>Thomas
Common christian name
>Aidan
Uncommon, usually middle class christian name
>Daly
Uncommon surname
Good job on that one
>>53476159
If mixing three of the whitest people I know works, i wonder how easily we could get a good one
>>53476266
Let's find out
>>53473619
Insults should evolve organically. Simply sitting down in a circle to think of an insult for us will yield poor results, as well as making you look pretty pathetic.
Maybe work on the "Perfidious Albion" name as it already exists.
>>53476266
>Lionel Macri Bergoglio
Doesn't sound very Anglo to me.
>>53476266
t. Kevin Micheal Erickson
>>53476428
t. Lionel Berg
>>53476428
Way too Italian
>>53476463
Kevin Michael works, especially if it's Kev instead, but Erickson's a little too Scandi
>>53476466
Lionel's still a bit too yank and Berg is just Jewish
>>53476053
When did yanks become anglo?
Leonius Jackson
>>53476463
t. Billy Bob
>>53476466
t. Donald Trump Jr
>>53476649
t. John Bagot
>>53476689
>t. Stephan
harden the fuck up, Stephan
>>53476689
around the same time Australia became a prison
>>53476823
Can't go wrong with John but Bagot is a little weird, can't say I've ever met a Bagot
>>53476827
sorry friend but even canadians are barely anglo. You're culture is just too different.
>>53476649
Estonia and Portland Oregon have the best flags imo
>>53476823
t.Bat-Erdene
>>53476912
I just went to that thread. That's pretty fucking spooky, Ivan.
>>53476892
>americans
>culture
loving this meme
>inb4 muh cowboys, amish and mormons
>>53477059
You just have to watch the unfunny american television to see that the sense of humor is completely different. I worked as a tour guide for a while before uni and meet lots of cunts from all over, and I can say that without a doubt that even mainland euros are closer to anglo than americans
>>53473640
I've always hated them and called them anglo turds and soemetimes anglotards too ahahaha