ITT: We describe the average day of the poster above us based

>>53463442
>wake up
>be a nametag
>eat toast
>go to a technical college
>watch the green bay packers
>die

I didn't think you were still on here George how goes it?

>wake up
>get shot

He did not sleep this night again. Somehow, not leaving his house made his biological clock work the inverse and now he sleeps at day. He see his parents wake up and go away without saying a word, but knowing that they feel all horrible inside about his son. He, anyways, is caothic neutral outside, and stays browsing the same web everyday like if something would change. Before he goes to sleep, he will masturbate to the same porn than everyday and sleep thinking "someday... someday I'll be brave enough to exit this hole". But he will never do.

>>53463483
Very original

>wake up
>slap my wife
>be friendly to tourists
>wipe the sweat off my head
>pasta aldente
>wear a wife beater
>name my 17th son Guiermo
>punch my wife
>sleep

Poops on street

>wake up
>eata the pizza pie
>pick up luigi on your moped
>go to local italian bar
>drink spaghetti beer
>sleep in big calzone

>wake up
>get shot

>>53463470
>wake up
>smoke chronic
>watch a garbage Judd Apatow movie
>eat something prepackaged that you cook in the microwave
>kill Jews

Not much man I've been busy I just got a job as an electric windmill technician.

>wake up
>get shot

>Wake up
>Get shot

>>53463690
Wage ubb
Dring voddga

>>53463766
>Wake up
>stay irrelevant

>Wörk
>Wörk

>wake up
>get shot

>wake up
>get shot

>>53463842
>Wach auf
>Völkermord

>>53463842
>wake up
>go to engineering school
>be engineer
>go home
>play engineering work simulator
>don't understand jokes
>don't get humor
>look down on other countries
>watch bizzare videos and scat porn
>dream of genocide

>>53464047
>wake up
>feel superior to other americans with no basis in fact

>>53464107
>wake up
>shoot gf

>>53464049
>wake up
>bacon and cheerios for breakfast
>drop kids off at school
>go to work
>hate my job as a construction worker
>eat a hero sandwich for lunch
>later that day I get fired because of cutbacks
>thanks obama
>pick up my kids from school
>there's been a schooting
>my kids are dead
>come home
>my wife leaves me because I got fired
>she becomes a femanazi
>claims I raped her
>I get sentenced to 6 years in an overcrowded prison
>get assraped a lot
>eventually I get out of prison
>donald trump is president
>I have nothing because the US is an aristocracy
>be a bum on the street
>post on 4chan

>>53464144
>wake up
>rape kangaroo
>have kid
>he becomes national rugby player

>>53464282
>wake up
>get lynched by niggers

>>53464282
>wake up
>admire the sunlight through the bars of my gated colony
>watch Madumbe and the kafirs rape my wife and give her AIDS
>sit down to place my only hopes in my sporting teams
>cucked by NZ in rugby and cricket

>>53464269
>wake up
>eat Mozart marzipan chocolates
>drink sugar liquor in glass violin bottles
>pretend I'm not germany
>commute to Salzburg
>work as a spray painted statue
>hate the Africans selling knock off purses
>eat more Mozart marzipan
>build more tourist destinations
>repair cobblestone
>Fuck my gorgeous but unfaithful wife
>eat feces
>sleep

>>53464305
>wake up
>get lynched by muslims

>>53464318
>>53464305
its funny cos I got mugged two days ago 80m from a hospital.

>>53464318
>wake up
>try to initiate coitus with your wife
>she says she's been reading feminist literature
>and she has rights as a woman even though she's a sheep
>get hit with rape and animal cruelty charge

>>53464305
>wake up
>get stabbed my mudslime in the street

>>53463548
>wake up
>look for a job
>jk I didn't actually look for one
>siesta
>wake up
>siesta
>eat some good
>be a creep and hit on tourists
>siesta
>wake up for a few minutes
>siesta
>siesta

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>>53464269
FUCKING KEK

>>53464414
>wake up
>go for a walk
>lion arrives, greets
>lion is hungry
>elephant joins in
>die

>>53466104
>wake up
>drink coffee in a cafe while talking shit about everyone around me
>go to work in museum explaining why my country once was relevant and now is just a very independent German state
>go home
>feed the girls in my basement
>make a crazy scat porn slavery movie
>publish it in a way that everybody believes Germans did it
>Go to bed
>Fll asleep thinking about ways to steal more historical figures from surrounding countries while infringing them for our atrocities

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>>53466391
>wacht auf
>guten morgen, ich kann fledermäuse mit einem löffel töten

>>53466443
>wake up
>realize Hitler is dead and third reich will never be
thats how my day is at least

>>53466639
>wake up
>say morning prayers towards mecha
>eat salted fermented jellied rotting herring on rye for breakfast
>sled to work
>on the way grab 12 cups of coffee for the office so I don't get jew'd by negative interest rates
>boss already sent everyone home for being white
>remaining helpless refugees who work here are overcaffinated
>dabs_forehead.png
>saved by call to prayer
>ski home
>daughter has been gangraped by mudslimes
>teach her about the importance of tolerance
>pour some menstrual blood soup in a bowl and lap it up for dinner
>have passionless sex with albino wife

>>53467352
>wake up
>eat burger for breakfast
>get shot by nigger

>>53467685
>wake up
>hailing my President
>get arrested for not hailing strong enough

>>53464144
kek

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>>53467739
>wake up
>hear syrian refugees shooting fireworks on the street
>to afraid to go out
>eat a cock shaped sausage, drink some beer
>more beer
>post on 4chan
>post on 4chan
>post on 4chan
>go sleep

>>53464144
>wake upside down
>fall

>>53468167
>Wake up
>Be black
>Pray to a photo of Nelson Mandela
>Kill a white person

>Wake up
>Be white
>Get shot

>>53468167
>wake up
>realizing that South Africa is a failed state
>begging the Boers not to leave the country
>spending the last 4 sheep on a filthy, drug-addicted whore with an uncountable number of sexual diseases

>>53468419
>wake up
>wish i hadn't
the end

>>53468474

>wake up
>get shot

>>53468419
>there are saffer blacks on here

>>53468400
>wake up
>realize the oil won't last forever
>dabhead.jpg

>>53468419
>wake up
>have shower and dry with turkish flag
>pay 200 euro humanitarian tax to go to work
>get there, you've been fired, jamal will work for less
>drive home, migrants with merkel face masks raping everyone
>Go on 4chan
>realize even POO in LOO is less than the shitstorm that Cuckmany will have to endure
>try to suicide by cop
>the cops take you in
>Mohamed Ahmed bin Kolni rapes you in prison
>sweet release of death

>>53468474
>wake up
>check mail
>1.302.267 dollars of debt after you got a papercut
>drive to work
>work 48 hours a day plus overtime plus tip
>drive home
>see melanin-enriched gentleman stealing tv
>get shot

>>53468569
>wake up
>Norway
>Feels good, man

>>53468569
>wake up
>check fjords, ok
>check oil, ok
>start singing what does the fox say until midnight
>go to sleep

>>53468654
>Wake up
>Have museli for breakfast
>Have a nice day doing nice German things
>Go to sleep

>>53468654
>>53468673
truth

>>53468673
kek

>>53468698
>wake up
>get AIDS

>>53468732
>wake up
>get AIDS

>>53467739
Not bad :^)

>>53468755
>wake up
>sell wine to norway
>get aids

>>53468692
>be norwegian
>lever på välfärd för jag är lat :^)

>>53468755

>wake up
>spend all day pimpin' sending prostitutes to italy

>>53468812
>wake up
>praise eu
>praise nato
>praise usa
>praise ujko
>praise pope
>shitpost about importing technology from poland
>throw darts at a serbian flag
>go to sleep

>>53468968
>wake up
>listen to a-ha
>enjoy a well organized welfare system thanks to statoil
>listen to ylvis
>conquer Iceland
>go to sleep 7326

>>53469021
>wake up
>praise atatürk
>"secretly" resell oil from ISIS
>shit on a kurdish flag
>weep on an eu flag
>get blown up

>>53469104

>wake up
>binge watch old eurovision shows
>drink carslberg
>google mountains
>go to sleep

>>53469309

fuark, somehow i thought it was denmark.. just remove the mountain/carlsberg part :)

>>53469309
I believe you're thinking of Denmark

>>53469350
>wake up
>go outside
>get shot by a mass shooter
>can't sleep because you're shot

>>53469471
Wake up
Eat gyros
Drink some coffe near the beach
Drink some wine
Talk shits about goverment and EU
Go to bed

>>53469526
>wake up
>Гeнoцид
>din du nuffin

>>>>53469657
>wake up
>get raped by a muslim

>>53469657

>wake up
>eat white sausage
>go outside, hug random arabs on streets
>complain about train being late 45 seconds
>arrive to work
>make a bmw
>go home
>listen to schlagers and drink lowenbrau
>go to sleep

>>53469802
>wake up
>smuggle shitskins across border

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>Get shot
>Wake up
>CAN"T WAKE UP

>>53470476
>wake up
>get shot
>SAVEEE MEEE

>>53470511
>wake up
>everything gets flooded
>death by tsunami

>>53471153
>ate pizza
>drank coffee
>remembered that they aren't white

>>53471297
>Wake up
>Leave house for work
>It's raining
>Blame EU
>Come home
>Drink tea
>Tea tastes bad
>Blame EU

>>53471784
>wake up
>get cucked by sandnigger

>>53471839
>wake up
>go rob some tourist by stopping them in the street while pointing a gun towards them
>shoot him just because
>complain that iphones and other technologic shit costs 10x compared to other countries
>get fucked by some trap

>>53472165
>Wake up
>Pray to my Pope image, that hovers above my bed.
>Articulate the my prayer with my hands.
>Kiss my mom
>Eat pasta
>Go to work
>Yell at some idiot in traffic by waving my hands pretty fast
>Lose control of my scooter because of that
>Go to hospital
>Doctor ask what's wrong
>Can't speak because my hands are broken
>They patch me up anyway
>Eat some pasta
>Hospital bill is 50% more expensive because there's a neighborhood protection fee.
>Go home
>Eat pizza
>Go to sleep

>wake up
>smoke weed
>20 buck fuck
>smoke more weed
>eat patat with mayonaise
>smoke even more weed
>go to sleep

>>53471297
>wake up
>''what a beautiful morning''
>clouded deppresing wheather weather
>prepare a standard classic english breakfast
>finish my toast sandwich
>decide to walk to work
>paki with a gagged 13 year old on his shoulder
>''golly gee where are you going my dear pajeeet?''
>''i'm off to the designated raping street''
>keep walking on the crowded road
>staring at the groud so the muslims don't feel offended
>realise pajeet stole my phone and wallet
>ask a short dark haired gent with glasses what time it is
>''IT'S 2016!!! I MEAN COME ON!!''
>apologise for being white
>a pack of mussies attacks me, beat me and make me give them all my stuff including my pants
>a xer comes along and spits on me for bleeding in her presence and says it's apropriation of female free bleeding culture
>BONG BONG BONG
>big ben bong
>everyone drops to the ground and starts praying to allah
>very late to work now since i had to do an extra prayer for being white
>finnaly get to work
>i realise one of the mussies stole my name tag and is doing my job
>noone says anything out of fear of being called a racist
>crawl home
>take my sweaty socks and make tea out of them
>''fucking yanks''

>>53473971
>wake up
>Fuck a whore
>keep it legal
>eat weed and smoke it
>keep it legal
>put some fun guys in my butt
>keep it legal
>go to work
>sleep

(Now it's time to fuck the beaner <3)

>>53475140
>wake up
>behead
>get beheaded

>>53475226
>wake up
>HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>53475226
>Wake up
>go to work
>walk 3 km
>I saw a terrorist
>get shot in the fabelas
>sleep in the ground

>>53475361
>terrorist

this guy gets it

>>53475140
U are good guy for a beaner

>>53475659
>wake up
>smoke a joint
>go eat some dutch fries and meatballs
>enjoy beautiful country with nice people
>get god tier MDMA
>go to an EDM event
>roll and enjoy the night
>have sex with beautiful girl

>>53475856
>wake up
>have coffee
>go to work
>go back home
>fuck white women

>>53475856
>wake up
>vote for berlusconi
>go to sleep

>>53475962
>wake up
>still not white

>>53475962
>wake up
>be white

>>53476034
>wake up
>pet polar bear
>be polite in traffic on the way to the hockey game
>greet everyone with a happy EH
>on the way home get some maple syrup pancakes
>go to sleep happy

>>53475962
>wake up
>hate Mexicans
>hate Paraguayans
>hate Chileans
>Hate America in general
>Love England

>>53476162
>wake up
>sell drugs

>>53476034
>wake up
>destroy the environment
>be happy
>sleep

>>53476245
>wake up
>get beheaded

>>53476210
>wake up
>make drugs

>>53476210
>wake up
>go to the beach
>go back home
>muh HDI
>sleep

>>53476288
>wake up
>get gangraped
>poverty once again
>watch some druggys go pass
>sleep

>>53476342
>wake up
>eat shit
>shitty weather
>be withe
>go to my new job
>"hi ALLAHU"
>explode

>>53476342
>wake up
>drown

>>53476470
>wake up
>smoke pot

>>53476534
>wake up
>smoke pot
>but not legal

>>53476534
>wake up
>swing through branches to get banana
>shoot people

>>53476575

>wake up
>get beheaded
>inb4 you say it about me

>>53476470
>wake up
>go pick tulips
>drown

>>53476616
</3

>>53476608
>wake up
>smoke like a train
>wingardium leviosaaaaaaaa

>>53476616
>get drown
>sleep

>>53476809
>wake up
>snort coke
>jump some borders
>get arrested
>die in jail

>>53476865
>wake up
>go an hero

>>53476724
>wake up
>commit suicide

>>53476928
>wake up
>eat belgian fries
>steal some land from the sea
>drown

>>53476724

>implying their extensive and elaborate drainage works are not the best in the world

>>53476616
>wake up
>worship allah
>drink tea
>worship allah
>rape little girls
>worship allah
>read quran
>go to bed

>>53476865
>Wake up
>being HUE HUE HUE HUE friend
>die happy

>>53477033
>Implying water can even hurt us in this current year

>>53477075
>wake up
>drink up
>pass out

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>>53474999
Trips confirm. Maximum kek.

>>wake up
>>walk to job
>>Return to home
>>fap
>>eat some shit
>>Dead

>>53477148
>wake up
>see trips
>get shot

>>53477135
your dams will not last

>>53477219
>wake up from sleeping on rags on the ground
>continue 10 mile trek through the desert to the border.
>get stopped by Trump wall
>get arrested by border police while trying to dig tunnel.
>get sent back to Mexico
>start hike over again.

>>53477142
>wake up
>go outside
>play football
>get shot
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=624_1448311055

>>53477307
¿Qué vergas estás diciendo de mí? Ya valiste pinches vergas pinche chamaquito pendejo, ahorita mismo estoy rastreando tu IP y todo el cartel de Sinaloa está de camino a tu putita casa, ya valiste verga, valiste reata pariente

>>53477307
We improve them every year kankerjong. We ain't drownin

>>53477350
>go to school
>get shot
>go to work
>get shot
>sleep
>get shot in dreams

>>53477383 english motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>53477383 by the way,hi diego.
I supposo you're diego.

>>53477437
>wake up
>get shot by el chapo drug mafia

Suppose*

>>53477473
>Wake up
>I'm not white
>trying to be white
>learn English to be white
>that doesn't work
>commit suicide

>>53469801
>wake up
>get raped by Muslim

>>53477541
>Wake up
>hypothermia

>>53477585
>wake up
>realises karina has a boyfriend
>commits suicide.

>>53467685
RARE
A
R
E

>>53477659
>wake up
>see the mirror
>commit suicide

>>53477683
>wake up
>get mad
>explode
>wake up

>>53477716 well, to be fair, that was quite accurate.

Quints

>>53477821
>wake up
>run for mayor
>ded

>>53478280
>wake up
>36th birthday
>mama made pasta frutti di mare for me
>give mama kisses
>go to work
>stay together with 8 coworkers talking while watching a dude doing work
>have 4 hours break
>go to café
>see beautiful girl
>make compliments to her
>she enjoys it and cucks me later with a nigger
>back to work
>mama calls
>tell her I love her
>night
>back home
>kiss mama
>go to sleep with pasta around my ears

>>53481619
>wake up
>Fuck hot bitches
>get robbed
>eat rice
>kill self
>go to sleep

>>53483643
>wake up
>morning run with music
>breakfast: orange juice, cereal
>go to work, smiling and papers all the day
>go to pub, drink beer with friends or coworkers
>go to home
>shower
>go to bed

>>53483829
>wake up
>pray to Putin before and after breakfast
>kick my homosexual I catched last night
>go to work
>everyone says how much better the Sovjet Union was
>praise Putin
>have a break
>eat pilmeni with smetana
>sacrifice my first born child to Putin
>back home
>say no to Vodka because drinking is bad
>sleep

>>53483643
>wake up
>turn on television to watch the same news I have watched for the past 15 years
>eat chocolate cereal
>take lots of medication I do not need
>drive to work
>boss fires me for not taking microbrews to his bbq
>he lectures me about microbrews
>drive home
>government has put a ranger unit in my house to shoot the man over the street for attacking a police dog with his face
>get shot

>>53483643
>wake up
>use cran to get out of bad
>eat some fat with a fat drink
>cry and sing national anthem
>shout USA USA USA USA USA
>repeat
>too fat to go to work
>have a heart attack
>Praise freedom
>survive heart attack
>shit myself in public
>my shit mark on my shorts looks like jesus
>everyone comes to praise the USA for bringing Jesus out of my ass
>USA USA USA together with neighbors
>getting shot by a Nigga
>everyone shouts FREEDOM USA USA USA
>One lady screams: "He shot Jesus"
>lady gets shot for blasphemy
>FREEDUM USA USA SUAUSAU
>can't sleep because was shot

>>53484201
>wake up
>eat Mozart chocolate
>try to convince everyone we're not germany
>buy a knock off purse from an African
>use the bidet
>sleep

>>53484905
>alarm clock: USAUSAUSAUSAUSASU
>wake up
>my house was confiscated by the bank because my credit run out
>praise freedom
>cry while looking at a USA-Flag
>try to drive to work but get shot
>being in hospital
>bleed out and die because can't afford treatment
>die with a tear in my eyes for being US-American and free

>>53485886
You really don't like Americans do you?

>>53485937
>Wake up
>Takes breakfast
>Goes to his well paid work
>Launches a pretty good meal at a good restaurant
>Goes to work agans on his fine car
>Exits work and goes to cinema
>Buys full menu because he his rich
>Goes to mcdonalds for dinner
>Goes home
>Brushes Teeth
>Goes to sleep
>Gets shot.

>>53485937
>wake up
>live in San Francisco
>streets smeel like shit because cars are run by farts
>go buying some organic vegan food from my local transgender homosexual dogkin
>it tastes like menstruation blood
>go by bike to work
>shot myself at work for being white cis scum
>everyone praises freedom and racial diversity.

>>53485937
His visa application must have been denied

>>53485937
>>53486200
I'm not colombian.
I'm here for vocations.

>try to wake up
>can't wake up
>wake me up inside

>>53486463
>wake up
>listen to Miranda all day long
>be jobless
>fap to Kirchner nipple slips
>have a dominant gf
>gf doesn't allow me to leave the house
>be hear pet
>go to sleep

>>53486647
>wake up
>crawl out of cocaine
>boil water to brush my teeth
>use left over water to make coca leaf tea
>go to goverment job packing cocaine for export
>get home with mild contact high
>crawl into cocaine

>wake up
>tip toe around my bull so I don't disturb him
>leave a note saying I'm getting him and my wife breakfast
>furiously jerk off in the car on the way to Dunkin Donuts
>fill a bag of sugarized bread and sugared coffee
>come back to see my wife sucking my bull's cock
>forced to watch
>he grabs a donut and smiles at me
>says "aye yo Derrick wuz good nigga. Hey I'll let you eat your wife's pussy if you grab me some milk for these donuts"
>day continues on like this