>buy baby walker
>police kick my door in and arrest me
no one is afraid they just ruin your baby's legs
meanwhile you are legitamately afraid of these
CLOSE YOUR EYES, ANOTHER BABY WALKER HAS ENTERED THE TREAD!
>THIS TRIGGERS THE CANADIAN
Boss, this mission comes from the Canadian Armed Forces. The PF in the abandoned village has been supplied with BABYWALKER Gears. Your job is to eliminate them all. Destroy them, extract them - whatever you see fit. This just might get us closer to the BABYWALKER Gear supplier, China. Good luck, Boss!
Amerifats use baby walkers to prepare for adult life
>Parents should know that walker use typically delays motor development – and that it delays mental development even more. Beyond this, walker use is dangerous.
It's all starting to take sense now.