Ask anything from a guy born and raised in Rio de Janeiro. I

>>53438622

Did you play soccer on beaches a lot?

Did you see a girl when you were young and you both caught eyes but the girl got taken away by her mother and you still dream about her today?

What was the song that Rod Stewart (if you think im sexy) ripped from your country?

>>53438622
Plata o plomo?

Esse carioca deve viver num inferno.

Quer ser meu namorado? Posso te tirar daí.

eu gosto do rio pra caramba pra ser sincero. a lapa eh 10/10

>>53438622
Is it true that some girls put silicone in their ass to have big bunda?

o certo é bolacha

>>53438622
Are you OK?

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>>53438686

>Did you see a girl when you were young and you both caught eyes but the girl got taken away by her mother and you still dream about her today?

please op

>>53438622
1)Do you like football?
2)Do you like fast food?
3)You sound like a Dilma voter. Are you?

Já manteve relações sexuais com uma mulher dotada de pênis?

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This is now a faveladas thread.

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>>53438686
The second seems to be the main plot all Brazilian TV-series share

>>53438622
Have you been in the favelas?

Do you own a gun?

How safe is the non-favela streets of rio?

>>53438622
Can you easily acquire an AKMS?

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>>53438622
>you will never fuck some favelada in the ass while she dreams on living on my wealth

>>53440466
Favelados can. Pale NEETs that post in 4chan can't.

>>53438622
Fuck off

>>53438686
>Did you play soccer on beaches a lot?
Yes, mainly "altinho" (google it)
>Did you see a girl when you were young and you both caught eyes but the girl got taken away by her mother and you still dream about her today?
No
>What was the song that Rod Stewart (if you think im sexy) ripped from your country?
No idea.
>>53438713
Plomo
>>53438833
>lapa é 10/10
mata-te
>>53438924
Yes
>>53438975
Nope
>>53439139
Yes :)
>>53439763
Yes
No, tho I eat at Bob's sometimes.
No, voted in Aécio ofc.
>>53439993
No
>>53440399
Yes, I will post a greentext history, just a sec.
>>53440466
If I had some dozens of thousands of dollars, I probably could

>>53438812
Vivo muito bem, obrigado.
>>53440617
Already did.
>>53440841
No, you fuck off.
>>53440399
>be me
>17-18 years old (im 22 now)
>go to friend's birthday party at a restaurant
>me, her, her boyfriend, a man friend and two girls
>Me-"Hmm...we could go somewhere, what do you guys think"
>Her boyfriend: "Yeah...why don't we go to the favela, there will be a ball there"
>We go
>arrive there
>everything organized, children are not allowed
>Some people smoking marijuana and snorting cocaine
>mostly clearly middle and upper class people
>some people dancing, but just like in any nightclub
>start making out with one of the girls
>armed thug pass by and push us
>"I'm so sorry! Are you guys okay?"
>"Yeah yeah, don't worry!"
>"I almost injured you guys"
>Drug lord arrives and asks what is happening
>"I pushed them, was just asking pardon"
>"Ah, okay, here, have a joint on me, enjoy"
I don't do drugs, but I couldn't refuse. That was my experience in a favela funk ball.

>Do you own a gun?
No, I don't
>How safe is the non-favela streets of rio?
It depends on the neighborhood, mine is very safe.

>>53440329
"O Clone" was a 10/10 soap opera tb.h.

Why are you a faggot? Op

What do you think of the way in which the Soviet Union fell? Do you think it was too abrupt and left many of its former allies vulnerable and weak or do you think it was safer for it to be done quickly to avoid any repercussions as other nations saw what happened to the first few countries to be given independence?

>>53440917
What team?
Also Maradonna is greater than Pele

>>53441146
I'm straight.
>>53441153
>What do you think of the way in which the Soviet Union fell?
I think that if it wasn't for Gorbachev, they would probably be able to sustain the regime for much longer, despite the blatant problems.
>.Do you think it was too abrupt and left many of its former allies vulnerable and weak or do you think it was safer for it to be done quickly to avoid any repercussions as other nations saw what happened to the first few countries to be given independence?
I don't think it was abrupt at all, they were opening themselves for quite some time already.

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>>53441281
Flamengo ofc.
>also Maradonna is greater than Pele
Both are overrated.

Fuck off, cariocanigger

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>>53441846
pic

>>53441783

Why would that be illegal? You can see that in any corner of Rio de Janeiro.

>>53442043
I think it's a minor. And maybe you will see it in favelas, but going to tell you a secret, teens have sex everywhere in the world. It's not normal to be a 25yo virgin Wesley.

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>>53442141
>It's not normal to be a 25yo virgin
what do you mean?

do you like Buenos Aires?

>>53441463
They were opening, yes, but they were not yet ready for many countries (see: Baltics, Caucasus') to reliably support themselves, forcing them to effectively remain a puppet state for decade(s), some still more or less are.

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>>53442235
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>>53442279
I prefer Bariloche, because smaller cities are more of my liking. But BA is a really nice city, I think most Portenõs don't realize how good it is. Plus, the people are so kind and warm, I only had good experiences in Argentina.

How easy is it to fugg a 14-16 year old prostitute?

>>53438622
Are Brazilians white?

Do you spend some of your time swimming in the warm ocean?

>>53438622
What do you think of portugal and spain?

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>>53438622
of you of learned of modern warring technology of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.?

How much does a 1/2 litre brahma can costs?

>>53442354
And when would they be? Can you imagine the Russians transferring their industries to Latvia or Lithuania? I can't.
We are talking about the dismantling of an Empire, a Russian Empire. And we know that modern Empires usually hold a grip in their former "colonies". Plus, since it was in a contiguous territory, controlling those areas are also a vital key to the maintainance of the Russian State sovereignty.
>>53442763
Never needed a prostitute, can't talk about it.
>>53442985
Some are
>>53442991
Ocean waters here in Rio are not warm at all, quite the opposite.
>>53443237
Both are great countries which I hold in a very high spot. Great food, great people, great minds, great writers...the real problem is the economy and the brain drain.
My family comes from Northern Portugal btw.
>>53443539
I think you can buy a 355ml with 3BRLs or less.

>>53443688
We have similar opinions then, I also think your country is nice in that sense, but poverty drags down your reputation

>>53444035
Indeed, unfortunately today Brazil doesn't have a Pedro and a Bonifácio to lead us. But we all gonna make it, we always did. This goes for Spain and Portugal as well, as we say here: "The world is spinning" we don't how it will be tomorrow.
>poverty drags down your reputation
Justice be done, it must drags down our reputation, poverty is the pinnacle of a country's failure. But I don't see Brazil getting out of the same system anytime soon, we will still rely on a highly educated and intelligent small elite to prompt us to progress.

>>53444607
Good luck dealing with that shit brazilbro, like you said , we will eventually make it. Also, feel free to come here anytime, we like brazilians.