Name the first three things you would do if you were elected

1. Deport everyone
2. Get millions of germans to fill the gap
3. Get millions of japs to fill the remaining gap

>>53407935
But Germany and Japan both have aging populations and demographic crises, why would millions of them leave to live in the fucking jungle?

support whichever dictators and keep the idiots at bay in the middle east

invade mexico and burn it to the ground

tell yuropoors to go fist themselves during weekly radio addresses

>>53407870
1. Kill Whitey
2. ???
3. Profit

1. Close the borders.
2. Remove "refugees".
3. Invest in renewable energies (seriously).

Making Germany great again.

>>53407870
1. turn half my cabinet to women
2. import refugees
3. legalize weed

1 ban firearms
2 monopolize banned drugs
3 reform the immigration system

>>53407870
1. Give nogs the choice of either 4 years mandatory labor to improve our infrastructure or being deported.
2. Bomb the Middle East to glass
3. Repair relations with Russia, Cooperate in an invasion of China and North Korea. Split the occupation of China in a way that none of the people there really want reunification and we maintain friendliness with Russia

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1. Crack down hard on corruption, impose larger penalties on corrupt politicians and government functionaries, especially in the poorer areas of the country

2. Stimulate rural economic growth and urban economic growth outside of Guatemala City by offering insentives to foreign and local businesses to invest in this area, set up shop in these places, etc.

3. Work towards Central American unification. Especially between Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador. There is absolutely no reason why thse three countries shouldn't be united in some form of federation

>>53407870
1.Ban private prisons
2.Attempt to reform First Past the Post
3.Review military contracts

1. Create an independent commission that analyses restriction on personal freedom, and repeal any laws that don't have any clear and proven statistical basis (eg. guns, speed limits, helmets, etc.)
2. Invest heavily in research, sciences, technology, etc. and offer interest free government loans to manufacturing enterprises based around that, as well as set up engineering and manufacturing hubs.
3. Change our flag to a kangaroo aiming a bazooka at an incoming refugee boat.

>>53407870
1. Privatise oil, gas and metal companies
2. Legalise weed
3. Allow death penalty if sentence is more than 20 years or it's more than 3rd sentence

>>53408017
You guys have a history of removing 6 million unwanted pests, just a million should be easy

1. reinstate monarchy

>>53408086
That honestly sounds awesome

1 Ratify decisions I'm given
2 Make vague speeches about morals and effort
3 Feel my lack of political power

If I got to prime minister, then there'd be changes.

1. Legalize weed
2. Make it so the president has unlimited supplies of Pepsi and hot pockets for the rest of his life
3. Buy a yacht


That's it

1 Hang in public anyone who is left and against me the glourius Polish King
2 take our clay back (Ukraine belrussa baltic states and parts of Russia)
3 Start the greatest crusade with emperor Trump and probaly invade Afrika for slaves
(just visiting Germany)

1. Gangbangers are deported to Africa or Mexico.
2. Build a wall and deport illegals.
3. Deport all sjws to Canada

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1. Crackdown on opposition parties, imprison them, citizenship rights stripped away
2. Implement Sharia Law, middle finger to human rights groups
3. Impose strict border controls in or out
4. Party

>>53408767
Poland
Yes

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>>53408086
>Destroying the world by attacking a state with nuclear weapons

>>53407870
1. Dat' posasat'
2. Vtruhu
3. S kalen

>Allow Gay and Single parent adoption
>Hunt and deport all foreign and national criminals. All of them must get their trial under chilean laws
>Instaurate a technocracy where voting is mandatory.

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>>53408952
>technocracy
>voting

>>53409013
Shh... Let me believe...

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>>53408025
absolutely 2015

>>53407870
1. Every Journalist send to working camps and daily buttrape sessions
2. Every filthy arab nig-nog gets gassed
3. Reinstate SS - Invade......SJw territory not based poles

1. Deport all brown people.
2. Deport all religious people.
3. Privitise everything, including the state itself.

1- Use soy money to invest in heavy industry, military and science
2 - Repatriate brains
3 - Annex Uruguay

>>53408086
I'm okay with this.

>>53407870
Well nothing, president doesn't have much power these days because it was ripped off in 80's and 90's

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Require all people receiving welfare to work who are physically able to work to work, give them a job fixing the roads if they can't find one within a month
Reduce size of government, get rid of things like agriculture subsidies, gradually privatize social security
Pull out of the middle east, let the kikes remove kebab and the kebab remove themselves
Reinforce current border policy
Preemptively disable North Korea's ability to launch nukes, start war to unify Korea, blitzkrieg and fuck their shit up

>>53409439
Tell me again how he was elected?

Leave the UN, NATO and every similar organization (aggressively).

Take a shit in the white house and film it.

Drop all our hundreds of nukes on the hundreds of most populated areas (but give the other nuclear weapons states time top fire their weapons).

All in the same week.

1. raise taxes by 4000%
2. get a badass suit taylored
3. at the brink of civil war, take an airplane and abandon the country never to be seen again

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1. End the Fed and force congress to take control of our monetary system, as is their fucking job
2. Forced repatriation of all illegals in our borders, and extremely harsh fines and sentences for people that employ illegals
3. End every unconstitutional federal agency and divvy up their powers to the states. Dereliction of constitutionally provided powers and violation of article 1 of the constitution now constitutes as treason with the penalty of death

There, America is fixed.

1. Socialize every corporation, and hand control to public unions
2. Axe all welfare, and create a socialized healthcare service.
3. Scale back the military

>>53407870
1. Get military support.
2. Become dictator.
3. Legalize racism and slavery.

All problems in this country literally solved in 3 steps.

Invade all our neighbors at once
Throw the spics on the sea
Pass a law stating that the military must receive 10% of gdp/year

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>>53410293
His father was (to many) our best Prime Minister in our entire history; much of the modern stereotypical Canadian identity was cemented in his time. He ratified the constitution, and when trouble came to Quebec with domestic terrorism, he fought back with putting it under martial law just to name a couple of things. Couple that with a changing tide in public opinion in where our issues lie, and you have a one way track to head of government.

>>53407870
1. completely rewrite immigration policy
2. start a trade war with China
3. build a US Navy Arctic fleet to claim northern pole resources before the yuroshits and Russians do

>>53408220
I'd vote for you

>>53407870
1. Consolidate the Federal agencies to eliminate redundant responsibilities
2. Deport the illegals
3. Use the office's societal clout to make stupid shit trendy

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>>53407870
Nothing that our brilliant and handsome Justin Trudeau hasn't already done or will do <3

>>53410293
Women

>reinstate racial and ethnic prioritization of immigrants
>withdrawal from nafta
>dude weed lmao

>>53410293
By being a sick cunt that btfo harper and mulcair

1. Settle in the castle
2. Say some offensive shit
3. Do nothing since that's about what the constitution allows me to

>>53407870
1. Dude Weed lmao
2. Dude crack lmao
3. Dude communism lmao
Then after everyone starves to death I have my loyal guards go and collect all the crack fron my dead citizens so I can go do it all myself and die

>>53408086
If you lost against Vietnam, imagine with China

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>>53407870
1. Create a military.
2. Make citizenship attainable only through civil or military service.
3. Encourage population growth by making contraceptives illegal and creating propaganda encouraging sex.
(4. Bully England with my new Navy for a larger fishing zone.)

1. Build a wall
2. It's gonna be a big wall
3. With a big beautiful door in the middle

>>53408183
>Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador.
Call it the Murder Triangle while you're at it.

Also what about Panama, Costa Rica, and Nicaragua. What you going to do about them?

1. Gay rights
2. Reform juidicial system
3. Invest in solar and geothermic energy

>>53408952
Confirmado para zamudio

Attack Ukraine, capture all people and make them sex slaves. Give people tickets or ration books to get free sex with them. Also create my own lesbian harem.

>>53407870
build walls around toronto and vancouver

make hunger games show off these cities and their population

dude weed or deport immigrants, not sure which takes priority lmfao

>>53407870
1. get rid off corruption
2. build infrastructure/industry
3. send in the airforce to ukraine

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>>53420157
>copyrighted flag

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>>53407870

1. Offer all refugee to either be deported or get send into work camp, where they have human living condition but are separated from the German people
2. Rename the EU ''Confederate Nations of Europe'' and turn it into a right-wing alliance, eventually search partnership with Russia
3. Put up vassal dictatorships in MENA and Africa for dem ressources

I think this would be a pretty good plan

1. invade russia
2. invade china
3. nuke africa, germany sweden, sydney austraila, india, mecca, medina, britain, pakistan, iceland, california, washington state, colorado, and quebec

1. ban all refugees
2. make relations with russia better
3. invade poland

>>53426534
>2. make relations with russia better
>3. invade poland
lmao it will totally work the second time

>>53407870
yeah i would just legalize everything would solve then

>>53407870
1. Give to Chechnya and other Caucasus freedom;
2. Give autonomy to Ural and Siberia.

1. deport all "refugees" whose lives is not endangered back to where they came from
2. Deport criminal and long time unemployed immigrants
3. Legalize weed and illigalize "Die Linke" (far left party)
4. (Fuck the rules) Ban "RTL" and "Die Bild" (trash media for human scum)

>>53427083
Update:
Return Crimea to Ukraine and make better opinions with EU and USA.

>>53426615
With the current state of things, probably. No one wants war and we did nothing when Russia decided to squat in Ukraine. UN's response would be "hey stop that" and some fake sanctions because crippling German economy would hurt our countries too.

>>53427161
Oh forgot:
5. Make way harder restrictions for social welfare
6. Lower the taxes

1. Kill everyone
2. EVERYONE
3. Start from scratch

>>53410293
Mulcair went full retard with muslims and everyone switched to the weedman

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1. Invest more in public health care and education.
2. Cut down on bureaucracy.
3. Give every EU-citizen who decides to settle in Hungary a four-year long tax moratorium.

>>53427161
>deport all "refugees" whose lives is not endangered back to where they came from
Good luck with that when they just throw their passports in the sea before they land.

>>53427704
>2. Cut down on bureaucracy.
Says you and every government ever, doesn't make it happen.

>>53427647
>went full retard with muslims
Weedman was actually the worst by far with being pro-muslim.

The difference was Libs promised 25k or something Syrians while NDP said 50k. And now Libs decided they will bring it up to 50k by 2017 even though people don't want those 25k.

President would be useless in my case so if I was the prime minister

1. Make our government and institutions much more transparent
2. Start a large shift towards renewable energy
3. dude weed lmao

>>53407870
1.Wait until July 16
2.Get into my secret siberian bunker
3.Launch every nuke Russia has to major cities all over the world

>>53407870
1. Deport all Muslims
2. Legalize weed, everyone here smoke and the country could use the money
3. Stop giving ultra orthodox welfare

>>53408017
You need to give them a place to come back to first. Part of >2 should involve german military presence in the middle east. Anschluß

I'd create a utopian technocratic absolute monarchy. I think that makes sense...

>>53429659
Why the day after my birth date?

1. Open borders, but childbirth is illegal. USA becomes big trash bin for global overpopulation. New England gets an exception and becomes a whites-only anglo state

2. Anarcho-capitalism across the US, social democracy in NE. USA goes full retard with capitalism because that's what its only good for

3. Suicidal invasion of China. Kill two superpowers with one stone. Right down to human wave attacks of penal soldiers and deployment of all national guardsmen to a massive invasion

>give Quebec the permission to secede
>close the borders
Isn't that... kinda incompatible?

>>53434623
No.

>>53410293
His handsome french looks

>>53429659
>3.Launch every nuke Russia has to major cities all over the world
DO IT

I WANT IT DO IT

>>53407870
1. Totally reform education system
2. Annex the whole world
3. Rename our country to Empire and become Emperor of Mankind.

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>>53434928
this

i heard pic related is his long lost son

>>53410293
Nice hair

1 make a bunch of tax and administrative reforms to make it easier for potential national entrepreneurs invest here and decrease VAT
2 macro policies to make our industry develop
3 legalise drugs so drug lords won't have a monopoly on them, actively hunt them with even more force

>>53407870
1. Cede Arizona and New Mexico back to Mexico on the conditional agreement that they accept:
2. The US DEPORTS all people with a hispanic surname.
3. Welfare for white folks who marry white folks and have babies while holding a college degree and a job

>>53408864
How I understand you tovarisch

>his "country" has a president
1. Genocide non-nordics
2. Orchestrate false-flag "russian" attacks on Germany, France, UK, USA, China, j japan
3. Give the king absolute power

>>53407870
1. Get back Slovenia , Croazia , Savoia, Libia, and Albania.
2. Reintroduce fascism, secede UE, close borders except to tourism.
3.Invest in education and industries, return to lira.