Name the first three things you would do if you were elected as a president in your country.
You can also tell us which anon you'd vote for.
1. Give Quebec the permission to secede
2. Deport all immigrants and close the borders
3. Dude weed lmao
1. Give nogs the choice of either 4 years mandatory labor to improve our infrastructure or being deported.
2. Bomb the Middle East to glass
3. Repair relations with Russia, Cooperate in an invasion of China and North Korea. Split the occupation of China in a way that none of the people there really want reunification and we maintain friendliness with Russia
1. Crack down hard on corruption, impose larger penalties on corrupt politicians and government functionaries, especially in the poorer areas of the country
2. Stimulate rural economic growth and urban economic growth outside of Guatemala City by offering insentives to foreign and local businesses to invest in this area, set up shop in these places, etc.
3. Work towards Central American unification. Especially between Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador. There is absolutely no reason why thse three countries shouldn't be united in some form of federation
1. Create an independent commission that analyses restriction on personal freedom, and repeal any laws that don't have any clear and proven statistical basis (eg. guns, speed limits, helmets, etc.)
2. Invest heavily in research, sciences, technology, etc. and offer interest free government loans to manufacturing enterprises based around that, as well as set up engineering and manufacturing hubs.
3. Change our flag to a kangaroo aiming a bazooka at an incoming refugee boat.
1 Hang in public anyone who is left and against me the glourius Polish King
2 take our clay back (Ukraine belrussa baltic states and parts of Russia)
3 Start the greatest crusade with emperor Trump and probaly invade Afrika for slaves
(just visiting Germany)
1. Crackdown on opposition parties, imprison them, citizenship rights stripped away
2. Implement Sharia Law, middle finger to human rights groups
3. Impose strict border controls in or out
>Destroying the world by attacking a state with nuclear weapons
>Allow Gay and Single parent adoption
>Hunt and deport all foreign and national criminals. All of them must get their trial under chilean laws
>Instaurate a technocracy where voting is mandatory.
Require all people receiving welfare to work who are physically able to work to work, give them a job fixing the roads if they can't find one within a month
Reduce size of government, get rid of things like agriculture subsidies, gradually privatize social security
Pull out of the middle east, let the kikes remove kebab and the kebab remove themselves
Reinforce current border policy
Preemptively disable North Korea's ability to launch nukes, start war to unify Korea, blitzkrieg and fuck their shit up
Leave the UN, NATO and every similar organization (aggressively).
Take a shit in the white house and film it.
Drop all our hundreds of nukes on the hundreds of most populated areas (but give the other nuclear weapons states time top fire their weapons).
All in the same week.
1. End the Fed and force congress to take control of our monetary system, as is their fucking job
2. Forced repatriation of all illegals in our borders, and extremely harsh fines and sentences for people that employ illegals
3. End every unconstitutional federal agency and divvy up their powers to the states. Dereliction of constitutionally provided powers and violation of article 1 of the constitution now constitutes as treason with the penalty of death
There, America is fixed.
His father was (to many) our best Prime Minister in our entire history; much of the modern stereotypical Canadian identity was cemented in his time. He ratified the constitution, and when trouble came to Quebec with domestic terrorism, he fought back with putting it under martial law just to name a couple of things. Couple that with a changing tide in public opinion in where our issues lie, and you have a one way track to head of government.
Nothing that our brilliant and handsome Justin Trudeau hasn't already done or will do <3
1. Dude Weed lmao
2. Dude crack lmao
3. Dude communism lmao
Then after everyone starves to death I have my loyal guards go and collect all the crack fron my dead citizens so I can go do it all myself and die
1. Create a military.
2. Make citizenship attainable only through civil or military service.
3. Encourage population growth by making contraceptives illegal and creating propaganda encouraging sex.
(4. Bully England with my new Navy for a larger fishing zone.)
1. Offer all refugee to either be deported or get send into work camp, where they have human living condition but are separated from the German people
2. Rename the EU ''Confederate Nations of Europe'' and turn it into a right-wing alliance, eventually search partnership with Russia
3. Put up vassal dictatorships in MENA and Africa for dem ressources
I think this would be a pretty good plan
1. deport all "refugees" whose lives is not endangered back to where they came from
2. Deport criminal and long time unemployed immigrants
3. Legalize weed and illigalize "Die Linke" (far left party)
4. (Fuck the rules) Ban "RTL" and "Die Bild" (trash media for human scum)
With the current state of things, probably. No one wants war and we did nothing when Russia decided to squat in Ukraine. UN's response would be "hey stop that" and some fake sanctions because crippling German economy would hurt our countries too.
1. Invest more in public health care and education.
2. Cut down on bureaucracy.
3. Give every EU-citizen who decides to settle in Hungary a four-year long tax moratorium.
>deport all "refugees" whose lives is not endangered back to where they came from
Good luck with that when they just throw their passports in the sea before they land.
>2. Cut down on bureaucracy.
Says you and every government ever, doesn't make it happen.
>went full retard with muslims
Weedman was actually the worst by far with being pro-muslim.
The difference was Libs promised 25k or something Syrians while NDP said 50k. And now Libs decided they will bring it up to 50k by 2017 even though people don't want those 25k.
President would be useless in my case so if I was the prime minister
1. Make our government and institutions much more transparent
2. Start a large shift towards renewable energy
3. dude weed lmao
1. Open borders, but childbirth is illegal. USA becomes big trash bin for global overpopulation. New England gets an exception and becomes a whites-only anglo state
2. Anarcho-capitalism across the US, social democracy in NE. USA goes full retard with capitalism because that's what its only good for
3. Suicidal invasion of China. Kill two superpowers with one stone. Right down to human wave attacks of penal soldiers and deployment of all national guardsmen to a massive invasion
i heard pic related is his long lost son
1 make a bunch of tax and administrative reforms to make it easier for potential national entrepreneurs invest here and decrease VAT
2 macro policies to make our industry develop
3 legalise drugs so drug lords won't have a monopoly on them, actively hunt them with even more force
1. Cede Arizona and New Mexico back to Mexico on the conditional agreement that they accept:
2. The US DEPORTS all people with a hispanic surname.
3. Welfare for white folks who marry white folks and have babies while holding a college degree and a job
1. Get back Slovenia , Croazia , Savoia, Libia, and Albania.
2. Reintroduce fascism, secede UE, close borders except to tourism.
3.Invest in education and industries, return to lira.