Visiting Poland soon, what are some god-tier polish dishes?

>>53386620
vodka

pierogi

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Warsaw is pretty tasty.

>>53386641
>tfw i dont drink alcohol

>>53386738
never too late

All European food that isn't Italian sucks

>>53387016
What's wrong with Hungarian food?

>>53387016
literally go f*ck yourself. polish food is delicious. my family brought polish food with them to america and now we live like kings you stupid fucking nigger

>>53387062
lol what do they even have?

>>53386620
why would you

zurek

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>>53386620
Gołąbki are entry-level and tasty, be sure to try them.

>>53386620
Kotlet z ziemniakami

>>53386620
Pierogi and those cabbage wrap things.

>>53387157
Hungarian food consists of two dishes: meat and vegetable stew with lots of paprika and paprika stew with vegetables and meat.

>>53389758
Also that pizza like things they make on baguettes with mushrooms and ketchup. Forgot about those.

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>>53389815
You probably mean zapiekanki.
They are pretty good if you like cheese and champignons.

>>53389969
Yeah this thing. These are very good when drunk.

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>>53389815
Also, why do Americans tell "mushrooms" when they talk about champignons?

Aren't there more kinds of mushrooms out there?

Grilled cheese they sell on the street.

>>53390080
Because they're a mushroom?

And yeah we have lots of types of mushrooms I just didn't know what kind they were.

> bigos
> żurek
> gołąbki

Lubię polską kuchnię, chociaż jest trochę tłusta

>>53389805
haha.

>>53390080
We call those white buttons or just white mushrooms. Because "champignons" sounds gay as fuck and most of us can't pronounce it anyway.

>>53390155
>Because they're a mushroom?
Yes, but you never seem to use an actual name. That's like if you've used a word "meat" in recepies.

>>53390186
>a spaniard talking in Polish
ok now I know I had too much krokodil today

>>53390471
Because we call those white buttons.

We aren't brits, we try to cuck ourselves as little as possible with french words.

>>53390186
But fat is good, my white friend.
Don't let the carbo-jew fool you.

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>>53386620
pic related

But stay away from polish cake. It's literally the worst thing ever created by mankind. I would rather eat dogshit, not even joking.

>>53391270
what the fuck is a "polish cake"?

>>53389969
I think he means galunki not sure if I spelled it right.

>>53391668
No i meant what he posted. You're thinking of the cabbage wraps which are also delicious.

>>53391444
I mean all kinds of cake and pie produced in Poland. They are all shit. I know because I was in Poland many times and had to eat that shit.

>>53391755
yea those sorry didn't see his post.

>>53391879
well fuck you, i hope achmed rapes your sister

>>53386620
Rosół
Home made of course

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Bueno, yo soy un Polaco que puede hablar en Espańol, esto tambien es raro ?

>>53391988
> i hope achmed rapes your sister

maybe he will, but that's not gonna fix your shitty cakes

>>53392209
No eres el solo polaco que puede hablar en español amigo.

>>53392258
> Polish Cake

>>53386674
this

Try what we call 'a Hussar's dream' - potato soup mixed with vodka and horse urine

>>53386620
desu polish cuisine is autistic, we only know how to make simple food

>>53387016
>never left his state
>eats at the local """"Italian"""" restaurant
>criticizes food he's never eaten on an anime image board

>>53392209
>>53392326
Hiszpański jest popularnym językiem między Polakami, nieprawda?

>>53392326
Ale taką miskę żurku to bym wpierdolił.

>>53392661
Chyba bardziej francuski czy niemiecki.

>>53392661
Bardziej niemiecki.

>>53391444
Pewnie jakiś chujowy keks w stylu niemieckim. Sam nie przepadam. Ale takiego makowca czy piernika to z chęcią.

>>53392661
Nie znam nikogo kto by znał hiszpański rodzina.

>>53386620
Pierogi, kopytka, makiełki, zapiekanka, cebularz.

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>>53392933
ja lubię wszystko co jest z kremem żbsz

Poles have terrible peasant taste when it comes to food. Never listen to their advices.

>ITT Pollack diaspora in Hiszpania thinking we will be fooled

>>53386620

The Germans taught them to make great sausages. Keibasa is delicious.