Meanwhile in Cologne...

Cologne was my favourite German city
Very cosmopolitan

>>53377441
It is worse than Berlin, tbqh.
Multikulti as fuck, full of hippsters and gays and just... ugly overall. Plus their beer is literally piss.

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>>53377561
>full of gays
fuck you

Fiki fiki

*rapes*

>>53377561
Well, I liked it there

>>53377618
It is literally the gay capital of Germany, if not all of Europe.

>>53377695
Well...

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Köln, tell me one thing. I don't give a shit about Dutchfags doing it because they're morons and it can't be helped, but you're German, so why in God's name are you still using tiny juice glasses for beer?

>>53377740
>It is literally the gay capital of Germany, if not all of Europe.
I was actually defending it...

>>53377866
Might want to make your way down to Bavaria lad, that's where most of the German stereotypes come from.

>>53377740
>all of Europe
>not Bristol

>>53377992
>not Amsterdam

>>53377992
Bristol? Surely you mean Brighton.

>>53377273
Quite enjoyed Cologne when I was there, Frankfurt was were I feared for my life
>Hauptbahnhof is full of heroin/crack addicts after sunset
>Accidentally book hostel in Red light district, almost get abducted by someone standing outside a brothel or some shit.

Smells nice here.

>Be German
>Get raped

>>53377952
Do you even know the difference between Munich (where the Oktoberfest takes place) and Cologne you fucking cultureless redneck?

Also, I'm glad this whore got detained at the end of the video...

WHERE

>>53377273
Why Cologne,not Coln or Koln?

>>53377952
His dick is fucking tiny. KEK

>>53378790
We call it Kolín

>>53377909
fellow gay colognebro?

>>53378790
It comes from the latin word Colonia (colony) when the city was founded ~2000 years ago. The german name Köln is the result of the french and prussian sovereignties...

>>53379339
/eifel/

>>53378181
>>Hauptbahnhof is full of heroin/crack addicts after sunset
>>Accidentally book hostel in Red light district, almost get abducted by someone standing outside a brothel or some shit.

haha, happens to so many tourists in frankfurt, it's hilarious

>>53379408
wieso bist du noch nicht hier?

>>53379408
>Köln
Yeah, that sounds french to me right

>>53379470
Angst vor Museln hauptsächlich...

>>53379545
Ach was, so schlimm ist es hier nicht (wobei ich nicht weiß, was du gewohnt bist). Kannst ja auch in die muselfreien Bezirke ziehen.

>>53377561
>Multikulti as fuck, full of hippsters and gays
like every city in this universe

>>53379746
>Kannst ja auch in die muselfreien Bezirke ziehen.
Dann würde ich aber die vielen Ehrenmorde verpassen.

>>53380331
Man kann es auch übertreiben, sowas wie Silvester ist hier noch nie vorgekommen und wahrscheinlich wird es das auch nicht mehr.

>>53377441
Now all niggers must be removed

>>53379423
So why do you allow junkies in train stations?

>>53380461
Ich glaube du brauchst einen Sarkasmusdetektor... War alles natürlich nicht ernst gemeint. Kenne mich in Köln eigentlich gut aus. Außerdem habe ich vor bald umzuziehen und werde, denke ich, Köln ins Auge nehmen. Trotzdem danke für die "Einladung".

>>53377561
Where should I go in Berlin for good beer please

Is Osnabruck freebof niggers?

>>53380740
Schon klar, dass das nicht ganz ernst gemeint war, aber es haben ja jetzt einige eine Angst vor Köln, die ziemlich übertrieben ist.