/mena/

first for race war soon

>>53375140
between which races?

>>53375352
the good ones and the bad ones

I saw some news today about Saudi and Iran, but I didn't pay attention since I was busy eating, is it habbening ladz?

>>53375842
iran is kissing some desert ass and saudi is being tsundere

>>53375842
iran is finally punishing the arabian race for it's crimes against humanity

>>53375140
>>53375439
>>53376020
quality diaspora posts as usual, can't wait for more

>>53376020
>jew
>talks about races

shlomo pls

>>53376055
subhanallah

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Post great klezmer music please

hello my momin brothers

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>>53375842
When did you realize Algerians are fighting the good fight /mena/?

gibe rare flags plox

>>53376670
I'm sorry Joaquinho, we ran out of bananas
try again tomorrow

>>53376743
why aren't you posting klezmer music?>>53376326

>>53376861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzNAhaVeJ0
I dont know much about klezmer music
have this instead

>>53375352
Normal people and Sand niggers [You]

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>>53377151
fuck off sandphobic

Tried Netflix lately, useless vs piracy.

What were they thinking?

Did the oil crisis take effect on your local gas station prices yet?

>>53376454
Iran actually started it,
what business is it of Iran if KSA executed one of their citizen whom is conspiring on terrorism ?
>>53375120
how does it feel to be a nation who's soverignity is fucked and is totally controlled for the benefits of its neighboring countries ?
how does it feel to have terrorist spawning schools in Ramadi (mosques) ? i heard there were more mosques in Iraq than schools..

>>53378964
what oil lmao

Here it is, my favourite general

>>53379176
confirmed for shit taste

>>53379176
here it is, my favorite Balkan

>>53379397
Such self-deprecation, my my....

>>53379556
Is it time for me to become honorary Iraqi?

>arabs

>>53378716
It's not made for shitholes like us.

In the developed world it saves you a lot of hassle, there's a huge variety of shows that are available (not only english ones) with translation and in a good quality, many of which are almost impossible to find pirated and in good shape, there's also the fast internet and high standards of living to match.

>>53379176
t. negro

>>53379650
>pedojews

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>>53379621
yes!

Hey /mena/

On interpals, some arab visited my profile and left a comment on a pic, telling : the bow of islam (on my picture of the Arc de Triomphe)

what should i understand of this ?

>>53379881
the bow of islam?

what did he say exactly?say it in french if you can't translate very well 2bh

>>53380004
L'arc de l'islam

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Is it true that most Muslims believe apostates should be killed?

>>53379650
cyka blyat

>>53380121
yup

just flew in from (somewhere)

ah, the hijabis, and near eastern-ish women with full or partial or even decorative hair covering. so lush even sexual desu

>>53380121
too busy smoking hash to give a damn akhi

>>53380493

t. Nour "oi m8 they grew here and I flew here but I smoked them all the same in Cronulla after a beer" Hadad-Koury

>>53380121
If islam was practiced literally, yes.

>>53380222
I know Islam is nice and Allah and all but is there any dialogue in the Muslim world, about kuffar? Like maybe the kuffar kinda like living, you know? Has anyone brought that up at all

Does this mean my friend fahad who is a devout muslim, wants to kill me? I mean fuck man I don't want to go to the gym with a nigga who wants me dead and all I mean what if he forgets the days I spotted him and just drops the bar on my throat, what the fuck am I supposed to do??

>>53380925
oh that says apostates nvm but my point kinda still stands

should I find someone else to spot for me?

>>53380925
Personally If I were fahad, I would've dropped the bar a long time ago, and not for religious reasons.

>>53380121
what I would give to be the girl sleeping underneath those dangling little feet

>>53381010
>needs someone to babysit him while lifting
>can't lift normal weights alone
>feel obliged to over lift so he doesn't get ridiculed by real men

>>53381178
impolite to be honest with you

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>>53379881
>>53380004
>>53380117

>>53380925
He doesn't want to kill you or necessarily harbours evil thoughts towards you, but he thinks in the back of his mind (I don't know him but I'm assuming he's like the majority) that the world would be a better place if we killed apostates and engaged in jihad for the sake the religion. In Islam the best of men is still worth less than a piece of shit if he doesn't bend over 5 time a day.

Also apostates aren't simple kuffar, we're x100 more hated, the image of a westerner non-muslim is that of a naïve person who has yet to encounter the light of Islam. An ex-muslim is a traitor from withing the nation of Islam, and a threat to Islamic comfirmation bias which states that anyone who learns the absolute truth (Islam) can never reject it.

>>53381317
>2016
>still not cleaning the sand out his vagina

>>53380154
allahu akbar

>>53381362
Interesting. Does Islam make a distinction between apostasy and heresy?

>>53381254
clear evidence that footniggers are subhumans and should be eradicated

>>53381362
thanks for not insulting me

what's it like being an apostate in the Muslim world? Any community of fellows at all? People ever get suspicious you haven't been seen at the mosque for a while? Any social stigma?

>>53381531
>you will never be kicked to death by a group of angry lolis
why live? ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rA8ZWlF68
I want a qt arab gf

Good evening mena ^ ^
is assman or any iraqi still here?, my grandpa distributed his old banknote collection between me and my cousin... I found some iraqi stuff, how much is 9 and a half dinars? is it a lot

>>53381362
Majority of the muslims don't think so, not the jihad thing (at least not here)
It's more like the majority thinks that the world would better if all people converted to Islam

why would you drop the bar on my throat

a tad inconsiderate

I'm a good boi dindu nuffin just on my way to getting a menafu while shitposting in the meantime desu

>>53381362
That's exaggerating things a notch to assume that's the majority. This type of mindset is exclusive to wahabis/salafis with beards and shit here.

>>53381531
so you have an objection to his feet fetish but not his pedophilia and weebism
shows that you're a cartoon pedophile too

>>53381728
are you the grumpy guy that likes to speak in arabic?.?

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what a beautiful nose desu

>>53381782
I also object to his weebism
he should be hanged with two ropes 2bh

Why aren't you all speaking in Arabic with each other ? /mena/ seems to be one of the few generals where people speak English nontheless.

>>53381825
>>53381609

>>53381522
sure, an apostate is killed if he doesn't repent within 3 days, no exceptions made

a heretic is to be killed in the state of war, otherwise they can pay jizya, HOWEVER, if you kill a heretic in peace time you don't get punished by sharia law, and it's only vaguely "frowned upon," you can also take them for slaves or concubines

>>53381626
worthless out of use currency
our smallest currency is 250 now
which is ~200 cents

>>53381728
>>53381641
I said "back of their mind," that's key here.

You guys should get extra flags.

Hey guys, me and my friends are going to open hookah bar. What can you advise me? I gonna use Sherbetli, Nakhla and al Fakher molasses, make about 7-8 places for each hookah with 2 sofas and little tables, and design whole place with soft violet colour and soft, half dark light. Play some new age and psychedelic rock music in it and make VIP zone with tv and Xbox. Am I doing right?

>>53382014
t. Abdusalam Magomedov

>>53381929
I shoulda known he the old timer wouldn't give me anything if it had value lmao jk
one of them has a pic of some 2 year old kid (probz king of iraq) lol? another one has that isis seal thingy on it and another has a pic of a waterfall .__.

>>53382014
>xbox
LMAO

>>53381955
Yeah I know, but it doesn't make you're right, most muslims won't eradicate the unbelievers by jihad even if it's only back of their mind, wish them to convert maybe but killing is exaggerated

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Remove /mena/ and Islam.

>>53381787
اه يا بيبي
اي تاك اوفنس من كلمة جرمبي دي ثوه

>>53381955
My family is religious and they're 'average' in the their beliefs and they pretty much represent the majority. They don't think like this in the back of their minds. I don't know how is the situation in Algeria but I don't think it is any different.

>>53381880
you're a man of exquisite tastes
(like me)

>>53381626
How old is it?

>>53382140
king faisal the second, that one might be worth something as it's quite old

>>53381728
I agree with this anon, no-one really cares in Egypt lest you declare it at the top of your voice

>>53382225
remob spurdo firs :DDDD

>>53382225
no
>>53382322
kk, np m8.
I'll exchange places with you today
you post in english .__.
و انا اكتب عربي

>>53381864
pls resbond

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noses are almost as pleasing to the eyes as curves on a woman desu

>>53382420
Hmm, wait I'll see.
He gave me and my cousin like a ton of different old arab banknotes.
Just a sec lol

>>53379881
It means that you were visited by the teenage jihadist of facebook. You must now post gay porn on your profile to make him go away.

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>>53382426
wtf is this shit? are you really paying for this monstrosity?

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spot my waifu desu

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>>53382610
it is the size of a few city blocks for fuck sake

>>53382610
now thats depressing as fuck

>>53382668
that area of baghdad look surprisingly green

>>53382193
What's wrong?
>>53382122
Hookah is really popular among native Russians here.

>>53382611
lebs can be so fucking ugly

>>53382672
why tho

>>53382322
If somehow a person were to get executed by al-Azhar (religious authority) for being an apostate (and potentially blasphemous) would you family denounce the act?

>>53382420
the 5 dinar with the waterfall is 1981
1 dinar with isis seal one is 1980 , 1985 another is 1992?
1 dinar with a pic of a kid 1945
1/2 dinar with some weird weapon?1982
>>53382426
thanks

>>53382719
t. leb rape baby

>>53382710
palm trees can grow everywhere I just planted 2 decoration palm trees (it doesn't produce dates)

>>53382610
when in economic hardship, pour money into construction
economy 101

>>53382719
what about them looks leb? pls indulge me, this satisfies my ethnicity-differentiation autism

>>53382758
all punics in tunisia are dead.
>>53382728
too yellow and grey especially the mosque the trees save it a bit tho that part of that city doesnt need a mosque as im sure there are 1000 other mosque it needs some variety

>>53382806
at least useful constructions
logic 101

>>53382710
most of baghdad and every iraqi city look like this

>>53382728
A country in shabmles and they find the luxury build mega-mosques (Algeria is also doing somthing similar)

>>53382717
ينفع حد يشرب شيشة و يلعب اكس بوكس في نفس الوقت؟

>>53382710
ikr?
probz looks even better than our skyline ._.

stop being terrorists

>>53382868
>>53382855
thank you for explaining lads

I guess it does look a bit drab

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>>53382868
the last modern mosque we built is this one in carthage in like 2006 after that almost no new mosque was built . It looks good tho but the place could be used for something better like another park

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>>53382860
you saying mosques aren't useful?

>>53382871
Xbox is for VIP zone only we are supposing people to play it while smoking, drinks are not free.

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>>53382864
How about this vagina shaped library?

>>53382771
Yeah, but I didn't imagine a baghdad post 2 wars and in another one to be as green as that
>>53382864
post view

>>53382948
Nah, the nile is pretty rad at night, so your skyline's pretty okay, especially with zamalek maadi and el-gezeera nearby. Mine maybe, since my house in Egypt isn't in a very green area

>>53382745
No they wouldn't. They would be pretty alright with it because it's keeping atheism/homosexuality/western values/etc.. away and preserving their lifestyle, not "hurr he rejected the light that is islam and is a traitor".

All of this is theoretically speaking though, because El Azhar wouldn't execute anyone for apostasy. At most he would get a year in prison sentence that he/she wouldn't serve, like in Islam El Behrei case.

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>>53383076
Ayy

god I wish arabs weren't violent subhuman niggers
they could be bro tier

>>53383107
Every time in the news i see fancy projects like this for tunisia and they never get done .

>>53383107
that's modern architecture to you
>that giant clit tho

>>53383107
oh man even the fucking clitoris

Are there any secrets in making hookah in a hookah bar, or I should do it the same way as I prepare it at home?

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>>53383045
This is what we're doing.

When finished it'll be the 3rd biggest mosque in the world (after mecca and medina), what a waste of fucking money

>>53383076
>>53382806
yes most mosques are so useless they dont even donate alot like churches and they coast shitload of money

>>53383168
too sad, well maybe for the best

>>53383196
was it your compatriot Hadid?

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>>53381549
pls respond ;_;

>>53382997
rude desu .__.
You won't be allowed to spend holidays on our beaches igor
>>53383087
Ok, good idea I guess?
I just feel hookah bars here are sorta scary and full of criminals.
Wouldn't imagine them playing vidya
>>53383111
Probz ya, but that's like 5% of Cairo tho .__. still I hate the pollution
We had a horrible sandstorm 2 days ago lol
>>53383107
Aren't most of them illiterate tho

>>53383215
What's the point of making it so big? Allah hears prayers better if it had a bigger ma'zanah?

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>>53383215
too big you should just have a built a moorish medium sized mosque like us btw best mosques are ibadi mosques they actually are just like islam pictures mosques :simplistic and comfortable

>>53380117
L'arc de l'islam>islam=triomphe
top bantz pham
also how tf does arc translate to bow?s m h

>>53381549
nobody gives a shit lest you declare it

>>53383161
it's more poverty than sandnigging tbqh
>>53383206
>if you want to change things up use juice instead of water,
>mix the tobaccos well if you're putting in more than one kind
>when first lighting it up suck hard to light the coals well
> have the coals on as many holes as possible
>ash them regularly when they become caked in white

>>53383327
That's why they designed it to the shape of vagina, to lure plebs in

>>53381609
She's Assyrian not "Arab"

>>53383215
>>53383369
>>53382668
>>53382610
>mfw muslims are literally competing against eachother to see who can build the biggest allah-temple
lel

>>53383247
yes she;s know for giant vaginas

>>53383327
>You won't be allowed to spend holidays on our beaches igor
Who the fuck needs your beaches? I'd prefer to spend holidays with your bitches.

arr rook different - ethnicity differention: mena edition (male and female)?

I will do east asia in return tomorrow if you want

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>>53383045
sinon we have this completed in te 90's in constantine

>>53383365
>>53383369
fucking pissing contest with morocco, because they built a higher minarat we went all autistic, that one will have a 270m minarat

>>53383452
Maybe she has a giantess fetish

>>53383327
>I just feel hookah bars here are sorta scary and full of criminals.
That's not like that here, they're mostly visited by youth.

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>>53383327
>Aren't most of them illiterate tho
it's funny because you're egyptian

>>53383547
I see

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>>53383547
quite big

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/mena/ Would you live in Carthage ?

>>53383643
Sure, why not.

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>>53383327
I'm sorry breh. If it's any consolation, I lived in Kuwait for a while, and that makes our sandstorms look like a joke

>>53383463
no u don't, you're russian. Your bitches are superior.

>>53383548
she's a prodigy tho

>>53383463
>mfw it's actually the way around lmao
Russian guize are so frigging weird that even your women would do anything to marry foreign guys cuz they're more decent.
The lowest of the low scummy 3/10 egypsia guys here have russian wives
>>53383589
>>53383589
delet this
>>53383418
credits given where its due lmao they should've made it look like a foot tho
>>53383554
then Go for it m8

>>53383381
You mean actual carthage?
Fuck yes I would, place is comfy.

>>53383643

y-yes o___o

>>53383697
I don't like her buildings that much, but I can't deny she's creative.

>>53383721
good idea

>>53383751
>>53383643
Bad answer

>>53383643
question is, would you like to live in Kattameyya heights

>>53383393
I see

I learn something new everyday
opens my eyes, removes stereotypes

>>53383721
Apparently, you're lower than 3/10 since you dont have even a russian wife.

>>53383721
die.
>>53383829
then design ones you like and publish them, maybe you'll be as famous and successful as her

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>>53383896
>living anywhere in egypt

>>53383896
I visited Kattameyya its more luxurious than carthage but it also feels faker.

>>53383643
Carthage must be destroyed.

>>53383969
>living in israel

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>>53383994
rude

>>53383896
I have a friend there
Nice place
>>53383943
Euww, no thanks m8
hav superior german bf if that counts tho :^)
>>53383944
j-just kill me ;-;

>>53383896
Just googled it and i personally wouldn't. It looks nice but it has no charm

>>53383111
>post view
it's 9 pm

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>>53383944
why did you get so salty? I already said she's creative, it is just not my cup of tea when it comes to design, pic is very related.

>>53384020
>israel

>>53384107
post feet then :3

>>53384020
>israel

>>53383896
forgot picture

>>53383916
yep

>>53383983
yeah, it's a gated community. Lived closeby as a highschooler, would get mad jealous when my bus would go in.

>>53383969
>literally a philistine

>>53383983
It's newer, Kattameyya is one of the newest burbs in Cairo

>>53384072
mad jelly

also:
>superior german bf
I thought you spaghetti'd?

>>53384106
Charm's just outside the nice wall

>>53384107
forgot about that

>>53384111
i'm a fan

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>>53384219
forgot picture again, I'm a tard

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>>53384219
>forgot picture
you forgot it again
i like you egypsy diaspora guy

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>>53384220
I am not

>>53384219
>literally an e*ypsy

>>53384057
Christians to lions.

>>53384169
>>53384124
>israel

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>>53383168
Do you think they'll finish Taparura?

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>>53384331
>all fans must be gracious stand fans
ceiling fans are beautiful too
check your privilege

>>53384425
>5 blades fan
cis scum

>>53384305
danks buddy, like you too friend-o

>>53384331
with a recognized state that isn't being cucked by sholomo shrekelberg and the Goldman banter gang

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>>53384057
looks like saint-augustin tb.h

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>>53384535

>>53384516
And running away from it to Netherlands because it is a massive shithole ;)

>>53384535
tunisian one looks like a down syndrome patient trying to copy the guy next to him in an art test

>>53384372
>>53383168
They never do because they're funded by gulfies.

They do it everywhere, start about 5% of the project and then pull out, it's an elaborate scam.

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>>53384586
Is someone jealous because no matter what happens, I have the right of return?

>>53384586
>>53384516
palestine is much better than egypt desu

>>53384670
If you're ever in Egypt, I'll take you to the places worth seeing, and see if you still agree with that

>>53384219
sorta .-.

>>53384780
you better not take him near me tho desu >__<;

>>53375120
allahu akbar

>>53384780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqgQl6dwhdo
yeah ok

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>my shithole's shit smells less than your shithole's shit : the thread
you will always be shit you third world fucks
as long as you don't have the required brain cells to recognize there is a problem and that your lives aren't worthy of cats let alone humans

>>53384855
rude you fat hairy egyptian cat lady
thoughts on this >>53384918 btw?

>>53384628
always mad its a small comfy church

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>Not even 8pm
>City is empty
I hate living in this goddamn ghost town. I want night life dammit
Fuck this shithole

>>53384982

thoughts on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugOiF4araMg btw?

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>>53385072
Saint louis is ugly 2bh. Small churches are the comfiest

>>53385359
I like the name

>>53384918
we do have a problem with that, yeah. I wouldn't worry about you though
>>53384855
Ah shit, I'll have to cross that one off my list then

how bad did you spaghetti and is he still into you
>Ist Deutsch
>Lebt in Ägypten
>nimmt Fotos

Er ist ohne Zweifel ein Wichser

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>>53384535
>>53384584
tfw best looking church in Africa is 50 meter from where you live

>>53385297
He's gonna call her a roastie and say she deserved to die because she wouldn't have fucked him.

>>53385297
basically this
>>53385510

>>53385359
>>53385508
>>53385072
Are you guys even chrisitian?

>>53385426
Not that much, we just texted yesterday lol :3
Also I don't really know german xDDD
>>53385566
You ofishyaali have no life desu .___.
Also that whats her face reporter thingy in tahrir was a publicity stunt. I know many of my colleaugues that were there at the same time and nothing likr that would happen
not denying theres sexual harrassment but that one was fake

benis :DDDD

>>53385835
No I just like the architecture

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>>53385835
>ruining their muh heritage competition

>>53385906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0KmEaWsSQw
kill yourself

>>53385508
looks nice ~ still not as good as the ones in le glorios nashaan

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>>53385508
old pic, it's been renovated since

bologhine?

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ill bomb u al

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>>53385923

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speaking of churches, old ass monastery in the sinai

>>53385906
>doesn't spaghetti to the point of no repair

mona wat


>german
Sargon agrees with me :^)

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>>53386372

>>53376055
>quote three posts from the M*roccan J*w
>the almost-underaged(sic) shitposter
>somehow represents all diaspora

>>53386514
le northern moroccan hashish salesman

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>>53386500
underaged b&
>>>/qa/

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>>53386647

>>53386665
>off by one

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>>53385835
>christfag
would rather not famille

>>53386743
Why not

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>>53386737

need to start a conversation with a qt lads, gimme a goofy pickup line

>>53387206
nice clothes

>>53387206
7elo jismek shou ismek

>>53387206
"alhamdulillah ukhti, you are not well enough covered, would you like to go buy a niqab with me this evening? Inshallah I can help you turn away from your munafiq ways"

>>53387206
tell her you have terminal cancer and you need to get laid before you die

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>>53385160

>>53387206
tell her to post her cock
she'll know what it means

>>53387206
I wanna fuc
If that fails, try the classic
Iam penis 20cm

>>53385160
Everybody has to work tomorrow
What do you expect

>>53387206
Love pick up lines :D
this is my fav
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U :DDD DD.

I spaghetti'd hard

"What's the difference between you and a goldfish?"

"Unlike a goldfish, I hope to god that you don't forget about me after 3 seconds"


None of the Arabic ones would've worked, she's some dutch normie who's qt

>>53387206
I see you are halal in the streets but are you haram in the sheets

>>53387206
Say hey, good lookin'. Whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me? ;)

>>53387740
LMAO you made that up?_?
is the convo in english?
if so post here and we might help

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>>53387740
>"Unlike a goldfish, I hope to god that you don't forget about me after 3 seconds"

>>53387206
"bb are you an angel? nvm i'm gonna rape you regardless"

>>53386895
its an ibrahimic religion so its shit

>>53387740
>I hope to god that you don't forget about me
FUCKING BETA CHUMP

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>>53387740

>>53387740
OOGA

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>>53387206
are you an archaeologist? cause i've got a large bone that needs examining

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>>53387740
>"Unlike a goldfish, I hope to god that you don't forget about me after 3 seconds"
Why would you say something like that?

>>53387206
I'm not from here. Can I have directions?
["To where?"]
To your heart :DDDDDDDD.

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Congrats, Iraq.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEY2Cp_uTaQ

>>53387808
Yeah it is, I'll post it if she responds at one point aylmao

Also yeah, I did. It's not exactly the best


>all these bullies
I'll have you know it worked once, granted I was smashed senseless but still.

>>53387740
I think even i could have done better

Don't worry it's not over you have time tobmake up for it

>>53388076
the first words that came out of his mouth and he already gives her the upped hand, these people are helpless

>>53388076
It was either that or some stupid shit about koalas and fuck me that line's cringey

>>53388114
don't worry i was just memeing
it doesn't matter if you say something silly in the beginning 2bh. people are just overreacting. you're fine

>>53388114
kk
Buenos nuches

>>53388103
[Cries inertally]

>>53388085
hey bb are you an angel? coz i wanna murder you and rid the world from your existance
>>53388103
he's a fucking retard sunni boot licking son of a bitch, he actually called for dialog with isis
and all his followers are the scum of society

So does the average, completely unremarkable Arab person hate Israel? Does he hate America? Does he hate Jews? Does he hate women without headscarves?

>>53379881
> the bow of islam

lel

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>>53388293
It's okay Sargon, you can cry externally, we understand the emotion.
>>53388352
wew lad, wew
pic rel

>>53388352
Say that again and I will strangulate your cat with your intestines, blow up your house, throw dog sht at your pillow then murder you and set your lifeless body on fire

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>>53388352

So..... Buddy....

I don't recall you ever thanking us for the freedom we gave you

>>53388165
>>53388253
>>53388270
thanks guise


I'm not too worried either way, I've done worse

>>53388401
>Israel
yeah, probably
>America
depends on where exactly
>Jews
probably
>women without headscarves
don't think so, no

>>53388401
>So does the average, completely unremarkable Arab person hate Israel?
Yes
>Does he hate America?
More like distruts.
>Does he hate Jews?
Yes, but many just dislike them
>Does he hate women without headscarves?
Depends on the country/region. Real Arabs seem to do.

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>>53388227
That was like one of the worst things you can ever say to a girl

>>53388213
Lets not be too hard on him
Rome wasn't built in one day as they say

>>53388565
i bench press more than your weight ,yes even your 100 kilos of fat you're carrying

>>53388560
how am i out of point
am i supposed to reply with my dick pic when you post a vid of muqtada?

>>53388621
>worst things you can ever say to a girl
Meh, I've done significantly worse, especially as I was just starting out.

>>53388838
>tfw used to ask out girls I barely knew on facebook as a kid with "u wan be my gf?"
welp

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>>53388838
like what

>>53387206
>"yes i would like to exchange my goat for your daughter sir"

>>53388598
Its depressing, annoying, frustrating, sad and devastating.
The americans didnt even go ther to kill sadam.. are they that worried about the iraqi people.. seriously.. they went for themselves. they benifit with the oil that was stolen + you fking ruined their country.

I feel so sorry for the people that have to put up with all the bombings. I can even imagine how it was if a place in my country was attacked.. id freak out. Iraq is poor.. and its not even a country anymore.. its dying and someone needs to change its state.. but for one thing i know.. it wont be the americans..

>>53388808
M8, it's not even really about muqtada. Well, at least it has nothing to do with any of his actions.

The video is about a very high profile shia cleric(muqtada) whining about "atheist" and secular students in Iraqi universities, and how the youth is straying away from the enlightened path of pislam etc.

>>53388934

It was only bantz.

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>>53388900
i wouldn't be surprised if you still do that
>>53388934
i ignored him for a reason, i didn't appoint you as my lawyer

>>53388943
>students in Iraqi universities
kek
the univerties are far from their grasp
he's whining about students in hawza
aka shia traditional universities that breed ayatollahs and sheikhs

>>53389067
no I don't try anymore, I've lost all hope and I've accepted that my fate is to die alone

>>53388900
one of my friends legit went to a girl at a party and said "do you wanna be my one night stand?"

>>53388911
this was a good while back:

>go to the grocery store to get something to eat
>have 20 euros on me and change, don't wanna break the 20 cause it's my last 20
>my turn to pay, massive line behind me
>qt as fuck cashier
>red hair, great smile, everything
>that'll be 2.50 euros sir
>only have 5, 10 and 20 cent coins
>spend like 40 seconds fumbling with coins till I finally gather the right amount
>"spent the rest of my money on heroin, haha"
>girl not laughing
>nervous stares behind me
>parents trying to distract their children from the unfolding scene

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>>53389198

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>>53388838
That was still a rookie mistake
Dont ever give the impression that you're desperate or have low self-esteem

>>53389161
>he's whining about students in hawza
>aka shia traditional universities that breed ayatollahs and sheikhs
Toppest of keks.
Isn't that even worse(aka better for us)?

>>53388723
At least I can diet :3
Too bad stupidity has no diet lmao
>>53389028
>bantz
Yeah, this is why I'd never fight for america desu
>>53389067
O-ok .-. was just speaking my mind

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>>53389210
>>"spent the rest of my money on heroin, haha"
fucking 'ell lad

>>53389243
I might move to germany one day and schlampe ficki ficki though if I get hopeless enough

>>53389198
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Good -____-;...

>>53389298
it is
they're hand picked and study religion a decade or so, jewish pilpul tier
>>53389328
shut up

>>53389198
beta as fuck

>>53389210
You need help with your sense of humor.
Don't worry egyptians are funny by nature :D

I can help you sometime on skype if you like :3

>>53389503
Hmmmmmm, no :^)

Reminder to ignore the Swiss namefag. He is a bad goy.

Reminder to ignore Israel flags. They're Jews.

>>53389590
pleas

>>53389624
thanks for the reminder @_@

>>53389506
fuck off weed man

>>53389436
go get raped in tahrir square m*na

>>53387740
>>53389210
Please tell me there's more like this

>>53389624
Don't you have indian slaves to diddle?

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>>53389750
who needs indian slaves when i got ur mum

>>53389342
ayy lmao

>>53389538
It's worked well outside encounters with girls tbqh, I do stand up and get lulz, might even go to the fringe this year

Gladly accept any help on skype doe :D

>>53389709
a lot more tbqh

would you like legitimate cringe or shit that's funny in retrospect

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>>53389798
ahahahahahahasd;lkkadgf'lasng'oajng'oerbgernglafg'sl gasfg
fucking rekt so hard
my fucking sides
i'm dying
i'm fucking dying
;jna;sjdfn'oagnaeeng
pnb'lkng'lFBN'LfngWINGLnsgd
*DIES*

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>>53389884

>>53389798
idk, maybe 2 or 3 indian slaves to carry the moms nose inside

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1QOW4vs5zU
>palastinians

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>>53389348
Ever since Hitler PBUH, German women are born with mini gas chambers in their vaginas for occasions like this one.

>>53389980
>PLEASE LOOK AT MY TITS
>HAVE YOU SEEN MY TITS?
>DO MY TITS LOOK GOOD?
>HAVE I MENTIONED MY TITS?

>>53389995
le northern moroccan hashish salesman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHy70sTfflo
topkek

>>53389980
what a whore

>>53389503
>they're hand picked and study religion a decade or so, jewish pilpul tier
That's fugging ebic m8.
So this video is even better than I thought.

Also, meet the Jordanian atheist imam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMVbzUWalIQ

>>53390154
videographic evidence that tunisians are indeed niggers

Hi where are the oil? :DDD :DD

>>53390154

wtf

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>>53390264

>>53389862
>a lot more tbqh
pls tell

>>53390264
lubing up your boipucci :DDD

>>53390154
so many times zib was mentioned in the comments
why do tunisians love zib so much