i fucking told you ieva and tommy boy had a thing going already for a long time, like months ago, but did you listen? no, no you didn't!
i also prophesized that they have a secret baby, the newborn to rule over livonia and take control over the lithuanian territory, but did you listen? no, no you didn't. (this actually has not been confirmed, but the stars tell no lies)
I still haven't smoked my morning cigarette so technically it's still morning :)
>and take control over the lithuanian territory
try it bitchbois, vytautas left an heir this time
>dislike what's happening in Cologne and other places
>browse/r9k/ for 5 minutes
>mfw this is how it should be, praise fucking Allah
Ateina audra iš pietų!
Tai lenkas, išgama tautų,
Mums neša pančius ir žudynę,
Dvarų ieškodams prarastų.
Dar vakar svetimoj vergijoj
Prieš caro klaupės dievukus, -
Prancūzo nūn globoj puikus
Mums švaisto gautu kalaviju
Ir mūsų degina laukus.
Gana po priedanga brolystės
Mums čiulpė syvus pasalais!
Kultūros savo skarmalais
Mums plėšė kalbą dėl lenkystės
Ir smaugė savo verpalais!
Dabar šalin numetęs kaukę,
Ginkluotus siunčia plėšikus
Ir taško mums kraujais laukus,
O po Europą visgi šaukia,
Kad tai ne jų būrys smarkus.
Gana lietuviškos kantrybės!
Ginkluota kelkis; Lietuva!
Dienelė laukia nelengva!
Bet gelbės dangiškos galybės,
Ir paskutinė bus kova!
Petys į petį už tėvynę!
Nuo Palangos lig Varėnos,
Sulaukę puotos kruvinos,
Kaip mūsų proseniai ją gynė,
Taip ginsme sūnūs šios dienos!
Lithuanians, are you ready to join the army tomorrow and serve your president comrade Grybauskaite?
literally all my posts
pic related is also my post
/balt/ alone wasn't doing too bad either
Wheat biscuits, they're a breakfast food, good and filling.
>you will never live in Valga so you could walk to a Latvian booze store
>let rapeugees molest your gf
>do nothing about it
>tfw autistposting so much for fun
>tfw today i will spend my evening with at least 4 girls whose 2 are interested in me
>tfw not talking about ones on reserve
Is she the first queen of the /balt+/ausnz?
>he thinks muslims wear turbans
sikhs are bro tier
In my last job doing house removals we moved some middle aged woman who left her husband to have an affair with a Turk. Moved her to the Turk's house (above a kebab shop). Two weeks later we had to move her out because he was such a cunt to her.
Don't know what white women see in those greasy fucks desu
>tfw you will never have an qt EDL gf
unequal amount of apostrophes
0/10 would not kek
>Two weeks later we had to move her out because he was such a cunt to her.
Genetics. Centuries of not giving a shit about girls because Balkans gifted them to us made us anti-social towards girl. Turkish literature has a lot of poems and best ones are always about non-woman related topics like war, politics, people.
>Don't know what white women see in those greasy fucks desu
I know foreigner girls and they all complaing white men are too kind and intellectual. They want hard men.
I sense the feeling Estonians are the ones who love me most here. My presence is like a habit to them. Amirite?
We have good looking men.
Daily reminder that T*rkey is indeed a white mans best allie
>tfw no qt turkish bf to hug
WHY EVEN LIVE
>and on the last day of creation
>when our god, the maker, had already ran out of quality material to build men
>he created mehmet
>my son, not much have i to make you
>so, many legs you shall have in compensation of you lack of brain and physical beauty
>and six, six legs were given to mehmet
>mehmet! legs i have given you, yes
>but eyebrows i have not enough to give
>one, one eyebrow you shall have
>and god looked upon on what he had created
I'm sorry but we Balts value freedom above all
I smiled at a gorgeous asian girl on the train today
She giggled and blushed
I do not have anywhere near the confidence to actually say anything though
I spent the rest of the night fantasizing about railing her
Not gonna hype, but you most definitely plan your trip. Have a local show around, get drunk and visit the country side and take a sauna. That's like tourism 101, if you're not into some weird train watching fetish.
mul selliseid 9gag tier pilte sitaauguni :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD see hea propaganda välismaalastele, toovad €€€€€€ eestisse XDXDXD
>tfw you see your crushes pic in the newspaper after all the years
>tfw she has gotten a bit more chubby so i like her even more than the skelly version
fuck this cruel earth, fuck it all, lithuania here i come
nah mate, just a regular hang over, was a "getting smashed with the boys" kind of night yesterday xDD
People seem to like it here. It's comfy.
If you do some planning ahead of time, you'll probably like it here.
This channel has nice videos.
Once you leave Lithuania you are no longer a Lithuanian..
QUESTION FOR ESTONIANS
I'm thinking of moving to Estonia, because Lithuania is shit. What's the tax rate for self-employed people? I can only find conflicting information.
Vb peaks internetti kõnetooni märgid panema, ma ei vaidle, ausalt öeldes mul suht savi ja mingit autismi pole meie vahelises kõnes.
Ja alles nüüd, kui ma vastan muutub see autismiks.
>väidab et ta pole autist
self-employed? 0 (zero). you create a firm, become the sole share owner and only investor. then you do contracts. "re-invest" the profits. write the required amount of capital out as dividends. and voila!
estonian economic liberalism 101
Lithuania is shit, that's why. Big Taxes, dumb politics, tax inspection contacts me ~10 times/year, because they think I hide taxes etc.
Thanks m8. You just convinced me to move.
Fucking bait, iga cunt, kes käib foortsännis on autist. Meie vestluses polnud enne autismi.
tead anon, mul on sinust ja su pasast kõrini! xDD
np, what do you do anyway?
ära ole nii kuri pls :(((((((((((((((
ONE MORE QUESTION
How much do apartments cost? I have 80k euros in the bank is that enough for a decent 2 room apartment with a private parking spot? Or is it better to just rent?
in order to be self employed you have to be an employer to begin with
what you meant probably is the FIE form of business (which admittedly is fucking retarded)
fucking hot :DD in a very kinky and weird way kek
eile öösel mingi 2-3 paiku postitasin päris palju pilte temast xd
to what city you want to move to?
80k will set you up quite nicely in the center or very near for a singleton (see: i also, am a programmer :DD) apartment, though i suggest taking a loan with base finance because money is cheap atm with the euribor being record low and all that jazz ;))
>to what city you want to move to?
I thought Tallinn was the only city in Estonia?
Thanks. I don't like taking loans. I still have a bunch of shares in case I need more money.
I saved it
i'm seriously considering moving to Tartu from Tallinn because the city is nicer, there's work for programmers and it's cheaper there... could live like a boss in the old town pulling the young student meat into your warm lair and show them all the shell tricks and your c flags xDDDD
>Java and Scala
Is that how much your government pays to the mentally retarded?
So what's the nicest city in Estonia then? Anything decent by the coast perhaps?
mdea mul veits on pilte temast
>you can make more money as a programmer
you can make a solid 4k plus if you're set up in a good company and know your shit, but starting jobs pay around that margin which isn't all that bad for a young person
>decent by the coast perhaps?
Haapsalu? Pärnu? but i don't know how the job market is there
>by the coast
that would be Pärnu then, Pärnu is the estonian summer town because it has an really beautiful beach, Tartu is an university town, its full of young people, Kuresaare is on estonias biggest island and is overall very nice city.
Tallinn is an shithole and i will definetly move away from here when ill finish my studies
>that would be Pärnu then, Pärnu is the estonian summer town because it has an really beautiful beach
Thanks m8. Gonna find an apartment in Pärnu then and hopefully move there before summer ends.
>so just a HTML/CSS/JS faggot then?
C/C++/C#/ASP.NET//Java(for android apps)/Objective-C(for ios apps)/COBOL
I can do HTML/PHP/CSS/JS, but it's not really fun so I try to stay away from those job offers unless I can't find anything else.
Yup I work from home.
ofc, i also like Nõmme, Kadriorg, Tiskre, Kakumäe, Pirita etc
there are tons of positive things about Tallinn
But the fact that soviet union ruined Tallinn by building city parts like Lasnamäe, Õismäe and Mustamäe and the fact that 35% of the population living in Tallinn are russians completly ruins the city for me
latvians are bros, i've worked with one guy on a software project briefly, was noice
he asked me to go play baskets too, but i suck at baskets like all estonians xDD
it's not cool. it's customary.
It's pretty easy to grasp desu.
I spent a week learning it and then 1 month working with it. The pay for that one month was amazing, but I've never used the language since.
t. Keskerakonna noortekogu liige
kui antakse valida 4 sitast, siis suht keeruline midagi normaalset teha
Kekserakond on ok, aga Edgar võiks kuuli küll saada vms
First 3 months is "katseaeg", literally a period where you can get jewed hard by almost every company. Expect something like €700 during that, then up to €1500 your first year, after that it depends on the company.
It's microsoft not just skype, they have a bunch of ads on the microsoft.ee website, there's also a possibility to eventually move to Redmond WA if that's what you're after.
Nortal is the turbomeme company that pays you €900/€1200/€1500/€1800 after 3mo/1yr/5yr/10yr of experience, don't join them family. There was some epic media shitstorm a year or two ago about how some employees betrayed them and made a new company called iglu? or something because of the pay.
>ma poleks üldse selle vastu kui keegi mulle pappi situks netis trollimise eest
sama, tra ma teeks neile sellist propandat igal pool netis kui nad mulle tuhhi selle eest maksaksid :DDD
aga meme s aside Jaak Madison on tegelt sitaks based ainuke vend kes ei karda poliitiliselt ebakorrektne olla ja ütleb alati oma arvamuse välja
my friends. what is you favourite kind of food? the kind that makes you warm and happy?
türa sa oled selline russ lihtsalt, pole midagi öelda.
Mine vahi RT-d edasi pls
>kui nälga ei sure, siis on kõik täitsa korras
Täitsa õige ju
>But the fact that soviet union ruined Tallinn
Fakk juu Tallinnfag. Russians destroyed Tartu on so many occasions, that there is rarely anything pre-18th century left. At least you have the old town.
We have nothing.
i kind of accidentally might have bitten my gf once because she did that and i thought it's time to get rough now :DDD
if anyone of you happens to fuck her say i learned my lesson and accept the shame xDD
>Jah, sa oled ju lihtsalt eestlane, sa ju ei vääri tõelist heaolu, luksusest rääkimata
Kuule sõbrake. Ma olen kindel, et sa ei tea, mida tähendab see, kui kõik pole korras. Seni, kuni tervist ja süüa on ning katus pea kohal, on kõik ok.
Aga noh, alati saab paremini.
>pane aga edasi, küll need ülemused sinu eest elavad
Keegi polegi seletanud midagi sellest, et anname enamuse oma palgast ära ja elame sita sees viina ja sibulate peal nagu venelased.
Parem on ikka teha tööd ja teenida mingitki raha, kui pirtsutada ja istuda kodus käsi püksis sotsiaaltoetuste najal.
Kuid parem on võtta ikkagi töö, mis on tasuvam. Tead küll ju, kuidas asjad käivad. Lihtsalt alati pole ideaalset tööd, ning peab mõneks ajaks leppima sitemaga.
That is a mosquito hawk.
They don't eat other insects let alone hurt humans. Simply drink water and suck moisture from flowers... They also only life a few days at this adult stage..