You may only post in this thread if your country has good tourists.

At least the brits kill themselves to make up how bad they are

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#3!

>>53367093
The only british tourists who act like scum are football hooligans and chavs. If you dont want drunk brits swarming to your cunt stop encouraging it.

>>53367093
>.... NOT SO FAST, BRITAIN!

>.... NOT SO FAST, RUSSIA!

>.... NOT SO FAST, CHINA!

>.... NOT SO FAST, FRANCE!

>.... NOT SO FAST, INDIA!
Fucking idiot you're doing it wrong

The brits I've met have been really polite but pudgy and pasty.

You guys are really packing on the pounds. I thought we were supposed to be the fat ones

>>53367093
straya should be #1 on the bad list desu

>>53367093
>Americans
Well behaved tourists

What is this, bizarro earth?

>>53367249
Tbh Aussies are a lot more respectful of other peoples cultures than Americans.

>>53367093

>"Best behaved tourists #3: Amurrcans"

I don't think so, Jim.

>>53367181
>The only british tourists who act like scum are football hooligans and chavs.
That means still basically all british tourists

>>53367249
Where do you live where you see enough Aussies to even have them on any list?

no one outside of america would call americans good tourists

>>53367093
>Americans
>Best behaved

Sure thing, pal. You are a bunch of drunk/junkie degenerates during Spring Break.

>>53367093
I got mad when I saw this, but thinking about it I can't argue with it. British tourists largely fall into three camps

>chavs and schoolkids that go to resorts like magaluf to be degenerate
>stag and hen parties that go to big cities to be expensively degenerate
>middle class/poshos who go to nice places and think they own the place, rude to staff etc

Sorry world

The good British tourists people don't know they are tourists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIpy7cNlduc
Brits <3

>>53367093
>USA in best
Jeez I sure do wonder where does that chart comes from.

>>53367456
Why does one have to be well behaved in Mexico?

>>53367093
America has horrible tourists.

But I agree, ours are indefinitely the worst in the world.

>>53367459
I went to Cancun mang.
You want bad treatment of staff from arrogant rich people Cancun is your jam.
It's full of Americans being the most arrogant rude shits I've ever seen and I've seen the way Saudis treat their staff

>>53367320
piss off, chain dragger
>>53367332
i visited bali last year. they were literally chimping out over there

When planes from Newcastle arrive, the men of Greece know that they will soon be having sex.

Can't remember the article but yeah thats an actual thing.

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sup

I used to work in a hotel and this is my personal list for good/bad tourists:

Bad:

#1 Indians - I can't stress how fucking insufferable these are. There's a serious power gap between them and the other ones. Rude, annoying, terrible hygiene, always leave an atrocious mess in their rooms, and generally ungrateful. Constantly complaining about everything from the breakfast to the colour of the drapes in the room.

#2 South Americans - Loud. Their regular conversation tone seems to be yelling. Impossible to get them to shut up at night, to the point where other guests were complaining. When you try to explain this to them, they try to treat you like their friend who needs to do them a favour.

#3 Pakistanis - A lot of the same reasons as Indians, but they also keep mostly to themselves, so theyr'e not as annoying.

#4 Americans - Very needy and often rude. I find americans a coin flip though, they're either great or terrible.

#5 Turks - Again, mostly a coin flip. I've found the 20-something backpacker types to be incredibly friendly and easy to get along with, but the older generation are horrible guests. For some reason they tend to smoke indoors a lot, even when we have multiple signs saying not to. Often they'll also try to avoid paying the fee for sanitation after smoking indoors, luckily we can just debit their card anyway because they gave us their info when booking.

Good:

#1 Canadians - Just pleasant people all-round. Friendly and outgoing. Will often just stop and chat with you for no apparent reason.

#2 Americans - When americans are good, they're great. Often leave tips too, even though this isn't at all required or common.

#3 Germans - Super polite, always.

#4 Finns - Basically swedes with a funny accent. Great people.

#5 Australians - Never met one I don't like. Very organized, polite, generous.

What is it like to be a bad tourist?

>>53367549
faggut

>>53367093
None of this is correct

i'm not gonna even argue about this. Russian tourists are the worst.

>>53368667
Turks smoking indoors is a bit odd considering it's illegal in Turkey and people get fined

>>53367459
Oh and I forget to add gap yah cunts

>>53369085
I don't know what to tell you, man. It only happened 4 times during my two years at the hotel and three of those were turks.

>>53367093
No way America is in the best list.

Literally every country I have been to talks about how shit american tourists are

>>53368667

>South Americans

Why don't you tell the nationality like others?

>>53369777
He is probably thinking about Mexicans anyway, don't worry Brazil.

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>>53367093
>Americans
>Good tourists

>>53369628
I'm just saying its odd, I do believe you.

British tourists are only "bad" because we colonise the cunt.

>>53367093
meh too poor for tourism

>>53367093
>Indians
>bad
sorry I wonder if they can afford to go on a trip abroad.

>>53367436
This. Only the old ones that judt come to relax are very respectful and calm.

So...
Japanese are go(o)d class tourists?

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>>53367093
Where's our hiking outfits only tourist?

>>53371110
Polite, but very naive

>>53370093
Stay poor, pleb

>>53371110
not really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og_sEa1XZJM

>>53367093

source you cunt no way we're the worst

>>53367093
British are worst because they try to claim every place they go for the muh quin and imperia or what ever

desu

>>53367093

>americans
>anywhere near the 'good' list

yea, no

>>53367093

No one will notice Brazilian tourists, too bad. Only if they are confined like Disney

>>53367712

It's only because wherever we visit we usually aim to get drunk. If we're young, that is.

>>53371110

Every other year one of you seems to try to get themselves killed at Yellowstone National Park. Zero concept of danger around large, wild animals.

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>go to France
>at outdoor café
>American tourist family there
>they're yelling loud enough for the entire street to hear
>waitress asks for their order
>literally order a variety of "baguettes without the bread"
>waitress explains the baguette is the bread
>they insist on having "baahg-eight wi'out the braaid"
>shouting louder and more slowly as if the waitress doesn't understand
>she takes the order somehow
>eventually their salads arrive
>they start complaining about missing baguettes and eventually leave without eating

>>53367093
What is this based on?

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>>53372936
>well balcony jumping

>>53367196
Israeli tourists can be some of the worst cunts. The ones traveling alone are nice, but the group of post-army Israelis are fucking assholes.

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>>53367093
>You may only post in this thread if your country has good tourists.
>USA post

>>53367093
>Germans
On vacation they drink more than russians and poles together, and become so fucking loud. Every fucking time.

>>53367436
This.

They tend to be extremely rude and loud.

>>53373492

Note: Only lower class people do this in certain places and even then they mostly keep to themselves and behave, unlike the fucking brits.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722828/Hotel-threatens-1-400-fines-rowdy-Brits-caught-pooing-swimming-pools-disgusting-new-logging-craze-exposes-guests-harmful-bacteria.html

>>53367868

https://youtu.be/fQlHTc_IVAw

>>53367093
Tourists only behave good in the U.S. cause they don't want to get shot

>>53367093
Had a bunch of germans fuck up all the work i did to clean up my drive way in mexico

Fucking kraut family

>>53373324
This hung out with some Israelis in japan the whole day they spent arguing about splitting bills

Literally figthing over $0.30 usd

>>53367093
>americans
>good tourists

they usually get stereotyped as some of the worst and most annoying, but in my personal experience they've generally been polite and respectful

everything in the left column looks accurate however.

>>53367181
mate even the ones with enough dosh to make it out here are usually scum, or even worse, toffy stuck up snobs. you're just a country of scum тbh.

>>53374278
>you're just a country of scum тbh
We probably are, but what does that make Australia? Kek

>>53373721
>Only lower class people do this in certain places
That relates to french and russians aswell.
But brits really speak too loud (almost shouting), so whole street/vagon hears them.

>>53374360
The lucky ones that escaped

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>>53373732
The british have a good PR team in the states
Most people believe they are the pinnacle of good manners and class

>>53367093
I had sex with tourists from these countries.

Brits are amazing at sex.

>>53367093
Source or shitpost?

>>53374987
>Brits are amazing at sex.

You're probably the first person to have ever used that sequence of words in the history of the English language

>>53374987
>Brits are amazing at sex.
Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?

Americans being bad tourists is a meme

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>>53374029
>Literally figthing over $0.30 usd

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>>53375184
>>53375245
to be fair, this is what he's used to

>>53367093
lel at britbongs. Although Ive never heard of a story that they were rude to Japanese and made trouble here. Rather, they look quite polite. My guess is that most of the said rude bongs like chavs are never interested in outside of the west and arent going to out there.

>>53375659
Wasn't that guy who ran around naked at the palace a Brit?

Do Indian tourists poo in loo?

>>53375744
That pic is priceless

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>>53367093
At first read like
>best beheaded tourists

>>53375744
streaking is a british tradition
and honestly if Japanese culture doesn't want you to fight back against repression by running naked then there's something wrong with you
t. not guy in the picture

>>53375744
that was gold. that said, at least I have nothing bad with britobong tourists, m8.

>>53376057
I think the ones willing to spend so much money to get to Japan are going to either be decent people or "muh dick" tier sex tourists.

Brits are of course the worst.
1 it's a self-hating British paper.
2, we are worst tourists in most places. If you're a remotely cheap European city or anywhere with a beach you will get the worst scum we have to offer

Brits are bad tourists in Europe because we mostly travel in packs with our friends to places in Europe that are cheap as fuck to get to, Spain takes around 30 pounds to get to now, it's pretty ridiculous.

The difference between brits and germans is that when they get drunk they former are super violent and the later super friendly.

>>53367249
Aussies are chill af desu

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Met a lot of british bird watchers on Mallorca.
Very nice people.

Met a Scottish gentlemen. We tried every single Scotch Whiskey in the bar and he explained my every detail of the tastes. What a nice person.

But they warned me about the "Lager Lords".

>>53368667
I work at a Cavern and Indians and Chinese always get into trouble and are disrespectful. Most Latin American people and Europeans are fine.

>>53376375
This desu

>>53376172
>2, we are worst tourists in most places. If you're a remotely cheap European city or anywhere with a beach you will get the worst scum we have to offer

It's either that or insufferable posh "upper class" cunts.

>>53375430
Shit was annoying as fuck

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>British I love them
>chinese are the worst desu
>Russian and France
i can't tell white people apart
they all are American in Japan

>Be in hotel
>Go take a leak
>China man sits in a toilet booth, pants down, door open
>Looks at me straight up while shitting

WTF???

>>53377272
He might be Japanese

>>53377272
Did you establish dominance?

>>53378343
He saw my 20" cock and died from shock.

>>53367249
We're talking tourists, not int posters, anon. Aus tourists are great.
>>53367313
We are. Deal with it.
Also, you're jerks.

>>53368667
>I find americans a coin flip though, they're either great or terrible.
This is probably the most accurate assessment of us. We operate in extremes. As a very sensitive and polite American, I'm invariably embarrassed by other Americans. That said, I'm often offended by how I'm treated by Europeans, as I'm not rude, loud, or a diplomat sent to answer for our government's policies.

>>53371161
Hiking tourists are usually the best.
Beach tourists ate usually the worst.

>Americans ITT still haven't realised that they're only rated amongst the top because they tip for literally everything.

Literally the only reason.

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>>53367712
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>>53373859
You don't notice our good tourists, because they're not loud. You probably mistake good American tourists for Canadians.

>>53367093
Why is Britain down twice at number 1 and 5?

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>murrican tourists asked me when the one o'clock gun fires, and if they should watch out for the cannon ball

Rushin tourists are just obscenely noticeable and awkward as fuck.

But americans are truly the worst all things considered.

t. not a brit

>>53367868
>>53373854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9s8wPPmwhk
Majestic creatures the Germans