>tfw relevant enough to get all the good stuff the world has to offer
>and irrelevant enough to avoid all the shitty stuff the world has to offer
feels excelent 2bh
>to avoid all the shitty stuff the world has to offer
>this is what delusional brazilians actually think
>Tfw not born in Brasil.
>Tfw will never have a qt Namorada with a big B U N D A
> Tfw will never play futebol with my stereotypical friends on the streets.
>Tfw will never go to the beach after class and swim until sunset.
> Tfw my house will never be robbed at gunpoint while I sip on a Caipirinha
> Tfw I will always be stuck on this uneventful little Pacific England
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>mfw all these things have indeed happened to me
Seriously fuck this. There's so mch different stuff but the world only knows this.
Rio is literally Subhumans the city. Even Fortaleza is less shit.
Literally no refugee wants to come here.
We are the furtherst as possible a european country could be from Russia, so no Russia here.
Our only problem is literally the lack of sardines in our sea.
Portugal is heaven.
>Um Novo Baile Funk Cancao Aqui
>EU TENHO MUITOS DE BANANAS MAS NENHUM PARA VOCE.
>*Boom Chi Ca Ca*
>* Boom Chi Ca Ca*
>EU SOU O REI DE MACACOS
There are two Germanic Brazilian cities in that list. Why Germanic Brazilians are so violent?
>implying that the average brazilian lives through those murders
>implying that anyone can get simply murdered for no reason here
>implying that 90% of those statistics arent simply drug lord's thugs and cops or someone involved in drug trafficking
Brazil isnt Mexico or Syria m8. Also it is more probable to die in a random shooting in the US than here. Since most deaths here are somewhat related to a reason and not simply some white kid or a minority with access to guns venting out their stress
>>implying that the average brazilian lives through those murders
I'm from Porto Alegre, i see one dead body on the streets at least once per year.
>Since most deaths here are somewhat related to a reason and not simply some white kid or a minority with access to guns venting out their stress
Yeah, except when it's a 12 years old boy who hates rich people and shoots you in the face out of hatred.
Its fun multiplayer but if you don't like Mario Kart and first party nintendo titles its not good. !
You can hack it to be backwards compatible back to the gamecube though.
But more importantly >>53360838